Episode 394: Video Poker at the Rio Las Vegas

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[00:00:00]Hey guys, it's Danny the medic. Welcome to Vegas gambling. Today I have for you Bonus Poker Deluxe. Right? I just say, "Hey, this is like a fun game." I'll show you.

[00:00:11]All right. So, first I got my $2 bill to tip the drink lady when she comes back.

[00:00:15]Oh, she's back.

[00:00:17]Thank you. Here you go.

[00:00:19]>> so much.

[00:00:20]>> Thank you. All right. Wow, that was quick, guys. So, hey. This ain't the whole can.

[00:00:32]All right. So, anyway, that's probably 3/4 of a can.

[00:00:36]Now, because I asked for plastic cup.

[00:00:38]You can see the size difference.

[00:00:40]Eh.

[00:00:41]Whichever.

[00:00:43]She's a nice lady.

[00:00:45]All right. So, what was I talking about?

[00:00:46]Yes. Over here.

[00:00:48]You see, any four-of-a-kind is 80 credits.

[00:00:52]8 5 4 3 2 pair of only pays 1 and 1. So, the goal is to get the four-of-a-kind.

[00:01:00]So, let's put in 80 credits and see if we can get a four-of-a-kind before I run out of money, guys. That is nuts. All right, let's get ready. Here we go. Getting ready, guys. Getting ready. Okay, let us begin.

[00:01:17]Here we go, guys. I'm exporting craps video. Let's put this over here.

[00:01:23]All right. Here we go.

[00:01:28]Looking for the quad, guys. Here we go.

[00:01:30]Come on.

[00:01:31]Two pair.

[00:01:33]Just a jack. Nothing there.

[00:01:36]Oh.

[00:01:37]Oh, two pair.

[00:01:39]Here, eights. Come on now.

[00:01:41]Uh-oh.

[00:01:43]Uh, four fives. Come on now.

[00:01:45]Oh.

[00:01:46]Pair of tens. Come on. Ten me, baby. Ten me, baby. Come on. Oh.

[00:01:51]Jack me, baby.

[00:01:53]Uh.

[00:01:55]Pair of jacks.

[00:01:57]No.

[00:01:59]Pair fours.

[00:02:01]Three and not four. Oh, son of a That was close, guy. That was pretty close.

[00:02:07]Uh just a queen. Nothing there.

[00:02:10]Find me, baby. Come on.

[00:02:12]Oh.

[00:02:13]Put it in the comments below. Do you think I'll get a quad before I run out of 80 credits? We shall see, guys. Come on.

[00:02:19]Oh.

[00:02:21]I hope to get it early so I could keep the money.

[00:02:24]>> [laughter] >> Oh.

[00:02:27]Pair sevens coming up.

[00:02:30]Oh, hey. You know what? Let's go for this.

[00:02:33]Ah.

[00:02:35]Son of a Two pair.

[00:02:41]Come on. King me, baby. King me, baby.

[00:02:42]Come on.

[00:02:43]Oh.

[00:02:46]Nothing on the queen.

[00:02:48]Pair twos. Two me, baby. Come on.

[00:02:52]Pair fours.

[00:02:54]Son of a Find me, baby.

[00:02:59]Pair eights. Come on. Eight me, baby.

[00:03:00]Come on.

[00:03:02]Two pair.

[00:03:04]I'll take these two here.

[00:03:06]You know what I'm thinking?

[00:03:07]Maybe this game got like uh algorithm inside.

[00:03:13]You know? Like you know how they adjust the slot payouts to a certain percentage, yada yada yada.

[00:03:18]Right?

[00:03:19]Uh I mean like I heard I I don't know for sure.

[00:03:23]But I think that maybe like uh this game is like the quads are very hard to come.

[00:03:30]Whereas the quad paying 25 on like jacks or better, the quads comes easier because it's it's balanced that way to a certain percentage. I don't know, guys. But I'm But other people telling me that it is pure random and that the pay table up here tells you everything.

[00:03:46]You know, like how it's set.

[00:03:48]And that is how they set it. So, if they want to adjust it, they just lower the full house from an eight to a seven, you know, for for a higher house edge.

[00:03:57]But, you know, we never know.

[00:03:59]I don't know, guys.

[00:04:01]I wish someone put in the comments below. Here we go.

[00:04:06]Nothing on that one.

[00:04:08]Ace king.

[00:04:10]Pair of queens, guys.

[00:04:14]Or maybe I have to play all the way down to my last few credits before the quad comes.

[00:04:21]I don't know, man. We don't know these things. Come on now.

[00:04:24]Quad me, baby. Quad me, baby.

[00:04:26]King jack, come on now. Oh.

[00:04:30]10 jack queen king ace me, baby. Oh.

[00:04:35]9 10 jack queen, come on now. Oh, son of a Diamond me, baby. Come on. Oh.

[00:04:47]Oh, three and that four.

[00:04:50]Aces, come on now.

[00:04:53]Two pair.

[00:04:56]Pair of deuces, come on now.

[00:05:00]Six me, baby. Come on now.

[00:05:01]Oh my goodness. I'm already down 20 credits.

[00:05:06]I have nines.

[00:05:07]Three and that four. Here we go, guys.

[00:05:11]Oh, saved by the ace.

[00:05:15]Nothing there.

[00:05:17]Hey, we might get a flush over here or a straight flush. 7 8 9 10 jack, come on now. Oh.

[00:05:24]Oh, let's try this.

[00:05:27]Son of a Here, 10's going on here. 10 me, baby.

[00:05:30][music] 10 me, baby. Come on.

[00:05:32]Two pair.

[00:05:35]Ace king suited. Oh.

[00:05:37]So close to a flush.

[00:05:40]Eight me, baby.

[00:05:42]Nothing there.

[00:05:44]Two's, come on. Two me, baby.

[00:05:46]No.

[00:05:49]Two pair.

[00:05:52]Nothing there.

[00:05:54]Yeah, two is not.

[00:05:56]Oh.

[00:05:57]Three and that four, guys.

[00:05:59]We got pair of kings going on here. King me, baby. King me, baby. Come on.

[00:06:06]Two me.

[00:06:07]Oh.

[00:06:09]Two three four.

[00:06:12]Queen me, baby. Come on.

[00:06:18]Oh, nothing there.

[00:06:22]Ah.

[00:06:26]Two three four five. No, no, no. Okay, ace.

[00:06:29]Pair aces.

[00:06:31]Come on, lucky sevens.

[00:06:33]Come on, where's that quad, guys?

[00:06:40]Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:06:43]Oh, this might be it. This might be it.

[00:06:45]Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh, son of a Aces.

[00:06:54]Ah.

[00:06:57]Lucky ladies. Give me some ladies. Oh, no ladies.

[00:07:01]Suited. Ah.

[00:07:05]All right, come on out.

[00:07:10]I was looking for a six. Uh.

[00:07:12]Hey, come on. Diamond me, baby. Diamond me, baby. Come on. Oh, son of a Wow, a whole bunch of garbage this one.

[00:07:22]Wow, three and that four. Come on. Four me, baby.

[00:07:25]Come on out. Quad, quad, quad, quad, quad.

[00:07:29]Quad eight.

[00:07:30]Oh, no.

[00:07:32]Quad five.

[00:07:33]Oh my goodness.

[00:07:35]I wonder if this game is just teasing you with the quad. Hey, we'll give you 80 credits.

[00:07:42]But then, you know, like the good lord help you cuz probably not going to come. Here we go. Come on. Diamond me, baby. Come on.

[00:07:51]Oh, a 1 6. Good. Good.

[00:07:54]Jacks.

[00:07:58]Jack, come on now. Come on now.

[00:08:00]Diamond me, baby.

[00:08:01]Oh.

[00:08:04]Five.

[00:08:07]Queens.

[00:08:10]6 7 8 9 10. Oh.

[00:08:14]Deuces. Come on now.

[00:08:16]Oh, so close.

[00:08:19]Yeah, sevens. Come on now.

[00:08:21]I like this a lot. It takes the pressure off of like holding the ace cuz it the four aces pays you the same.

[00:08:28]Cuz every time I play double double, you know, it's like I always get the low quads and never the twos, the fours, threes, and aces, you know? I mean, I do get them, but it's not as often as the low quads.

[00:08:42]So, this game levels the field.

[00:08:46]And this is going to tease me and give me like four aces with a kicker and it pays 80, you know? We don't know these things, guys. [music] Ace me, baby.

[00:08:54]Oh.

[00:08:58]Two pair.

[00:09:01]Come on now.

[00:09:03]We got to get a quad sometime.

[00:09:09]Uh-huh.

[00:09:13]Oh, man, my fingers are getting tired. I wish there was a machine that I could set it on like full auto.

[00:09:20]THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

[00:09:22]Four aces and a gosh darn kicker.

[00:09:25]Dude, you son of a you son of a Now, people, put in the comments below.

[00:09:29][music] Danny the medic, you shouldn't play this game.

[00:09:32]You should play double double or better.

[00:09:36]It could have been 400 had it been double double, right?

[00:09:41]Four aces and the kicker.

[00:09:42]Let's check the pay table.

[00:09:44]Double double.

[00:09:46]Four aces with any two, three, and four.

[00:09:48]400. You son of a That's not right, guys.

[00:09:53]That's not right.

[00:09:55]There is something wrong.

[00:09:57]>> [laughter] >> All right, we need at least two more quads.

[00:10:02]You son of a Of all things.

[00:10:05]We need two more quads. Just just to like uh you know, like uh make up for that.

[00:10:12]Three tens.

[00:10:14]Jack me, baby.

[00:10:16]No, I I need a quad.

[00:10:18]Actually, I need a quad fives or something.

[00:10:22]That way I'll feel better about myself.

[00:10:25]There we go. Come on out.

[00:10:28]Eight, nine, 10, jack, queen. Oh, darn it. Darn it. Darn it. There we go.

[00:10:34]Yeah, something like quad sixes that that would normally pay less.

[00:10:40]Come on.

[00:10:41]Come on. Cross your fingers. Come on out.

[00:10:44]Queen me, baby. Queen me, baby. Come on.

[00:10:50]Oh, good. I'm glad it's not quad twos. I would kick myself in the balls.

[00:10:56]Aces.

[00:10:59]Come on out.

[00:11:09]Come on out. Quad something else.

[00:11:18]No. No. No. Oh! I was about to kick myself in the balls.

[00:11:22]There we go. Come on out.

[00:11:24]Oh, that's a good one. Come on. Nine me, baby. Nine me, baby. Gods of video poker, give me a nine. Nine me, baby.

[00:11:29]Come on.

[00:11:30]No.

[00:11:34]Uh just these two. Ah, this one.

[00:11:36]There we go. Come on now.

[00:11:39]Good two pair.

[00:11:42]Suit it. Wow, that's a nice flush.

[00:11:49]Creamy, baby. That's a four.

[00:11:54]Oh my goodness.

[00:12:00]There we go. When's the next quad?

[00:12:05]Jack, baby. Come on now.

[00:12:09]Lucky ladies. Come on now.

[00:12:11]Got to be another quad somewhere. Oh, not this one. Oh.

[00:12:18]Oh, those aces keep popping up.

[00:12:21]We don't need you. Get away from here, aces.

[00:12:24]Oh, son of a two aces and three kickers. Son of a two pair.

[00:12:34]Oh.

[00:12:36]Oh, here we go. Come on now.

[00:12:38]Give me a low quad. Low quad.

[00:12:48]Oh, nothing there.

[00:12:51]Come on now. Come on now.

[00:12:53]Oh, son of a. Okay.

[00:12:56]Just a jack. Nothing on the jack.

[00:13:07]Come on now.

[00:13:09]Pair of fours. Come on now.

[00:13:12]Pair of eights. Come on now, baby.

[00:13:15]Son of a Oh, wow. Hitting a bad luck streak here.

[00:13:21]Oh, no.

[00:13:24]Oh, here we go. Come on now.

[00:13:27]Here we go. Come on now.

[00:13:34]Oh.

[00:13:37]Pair of aces.

[00:13:39]Nothing here, guys.

[00:13:41]Oh.

[00:13:43]10 me, baby. Two pair.

[00:13:47]Eight me, baby. Come on.

[00:13:51]Ah.

[00:13:53]There you go. That's a nice one. Come on. Seven me, baby. Seven me, baby.

[00:13:55]Seven me, baby. Oh.

[00:13:59]It could have been, guys.

[00:14:02]Life is hard at the Rio.

[00:14:06]Ah.

[00:14:19]Ace, king. Come on now.

[00:14:22]Uh ace, king.

[00:14:26]Suited.

[00:14:28]Uh-huh.

[00:14:30]Jack, queen off suit.

[00:14:42]Ace, queen. Come on. Oh my goodness.

[00:14:51]Uh jack, king off suit.

[00:14:56]Pair of jacks. Come on now.

[00:15:03]Oh.

[00:15:06]Pair of aces.

[00:15:09]Nothing on the king.

[00:15:11]All right. Jack me, baby. Come on.

[00:15:19]No.

[00:15:24]Oh, a good Nice. Come on out. Oh.

[00:15:29]More sixes is teasing me, guys.

[00:15:34]Ah, come on. Seven would be nice. Come on out, baby. Yes. We got quad that usually pays 25. That is nice, guys.

[00:15:42]That is nice.

[00:15:43]Wow, that is beautiful.

[00:15:46]Beautiful, guys. Beautiful.

[00:15:49]All right.

[00:15:50]One more quad. Come on out.

[00:15:54]Oh, full house. I should have kept got rid of the threes.

[00:15:58]Pair eights. Come on out.

[00:16:00]Two pair.

[00:16:01]Five me, baby. Come on. Low. Keep it low. Keep it low.

[00:16:04]Don't make me go outside and kick myself in the balls, guys.

[00:16:13]Uh, sevens and fours.

[00:16:16]King.

[00:16:18]Ace over here. Come on out.

[00:16:21]King me, baby. Come on out.

[00:16:25]Three Oh, I need a four kings.

[00:16:28]That would have been a low one.

[00:16:32]Ace, king. Come on out.

[00:16:37]Oh, thank goodness. If it had have been three threes and a kicker, I would have I would I would have to end the video, go outside, and kick myself in the balls, guys.

[00:16:45]Security's going to come and say, "Oh, my god. Are you okay? Who did this to you? Were you robbed?" I'm like, "No, I kicked myself in the balls." They're going to be like, "Are you that flexible?"

[00:16:55]Oh, queens.

[00:16:57]Jack me, baby. Come on out.

[00:17:03]Uh, no eight. No eight.

[00:17:05]All right.

[00:17:07]Two pairs of queens and tens. Screw the tens.

[00:17:12]Man.

[00:17:14]Ace, jack.

[00:17:17]Oh, oh. come on out.

[00:17:19]Yes, haha.

[00:17:23]All right.

[00:17:26]Eight.

[00:17:28]Pair eights, come on out.

[00:17:30]Two pair.

[00:17:32]Oh, lucky sevens again, come on out.

[00:17:34]Oh, that guy was close, guys.

[00:17:37]All right, club me, baby, club me, baby, come on out.

[00:17:39]Oh, it's a king.

[00:17:42]2 3 4 7 8 2 3 4 5 6 7 No, no, nothing, guys, nothing.

[00:17:48]Nada.

[00:17:50]Pair tens, hit 10 me, baby, 10 me, baby, come on out.

[00:17:55]Jack, queen, come on out.

[00:17:56]Oh.

[00:17:58]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.

[00:18:01]I mean, I'll be happy, but I'll have to kick myself in the balls.

[00:18:05]Here we go.

[00:18:07]Seven, baby.

[00:18:08]Oh, it looks so good. It looks so good.

[00:18:13]Pair twos, come on out. Two pair.

[00:18:17]Sevens and threes, it's a nine, guys.

[00:18:20]Ace, king.

[00:18:21]Nothing there.

[00:18:23]Ace, king, come on out.

[00:18:25]Eh.

[00:18:28]Suited jack, queen.

[00:18:36]Oh, no ball kicking, come on out.

[00:18:40]Oh, two kickers.

[00:18:47]This could fit.

[00:18:49]Ah.

[00:18:53]Nothing there.

[00:18:56]Find me, baby, find me, baby, come on out. Find me, baby, come on out.

[00:18:59]Three.

[00:19:02]Okay, nothing on the fours. Pair twos, come on out.

[00:19:05]Oh.

[00:19:07]Three twos and a kicker.

[00:19:09]Oh, save me from a ball kicking.

[00:19:13]Pair eights coming up.

[00:19:16]Aha.

[00:19:18]Two pair.

[00:19:19]Seven me baby, come on. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:19:23]Pair fours.

[00:19:24]Pair two pair.

[00:19:26]Ace jack, come on baby.

[00:19:29]One more quad. One more quad and then we can end the video. Come on now.

[00:19:33]Come on now. Oh.

[00:19:38]Oh, it's just a king here. King here.

[00:19:40]Give me a king here baby.

[00:19:41]One king.

[00:19:42]Aha. Four king baby. Oh.

[00:19:50]Come on.

[00:19:51]Oh.

[00:19:55]Nothing there.

[00:19:58]Suited.

[00:19:59]Oh, something smells good. It's I'm sitting near the food court. And near the uh What is that called? The KJ Dim Sum. Oh, I can smell the food. I'm so hungry guys.

[00:20:11]Pair sixes coming up.

[00:20:19]Five sixes and a nine. Oh.

[00:20:23]Nine me baby.

[00:20:25]Oh, wow. Three of them.

[00:20:28]Eight me baby. Eight me baby, come on.

[00:20:30]Ah.

[00:20:32]Ace queen, come on now.

[00:20:34]Son of a King me baby.

[00:20:38]Two pair.

[00:20:41]We never know the spade. Yes. Yes. Yes guys. Yes.

[00:20:45]>> [laughter] >> Sevens and queens. It's an ace.

[00:20:51]Pair threes.

[00:20:53]Okay, here we go.

[00:20:55]All right, jack me baby, come on.

[00:21:04]Here we go guys. Jack, me, baby.

[00:21:07]Oh.

[00:21:13]Three, three, three, come on out.

[00:21:18]Oh, it's a seven.

[00:21:21]Two, three, four, five, six. No five. No five.

[00:21:25]Pair of jacks, so here we go.

[00:21:28]Nothing on the king.

[00:21:31]Pair of seven, seven, maybe seven, maybe baby, seven, maybe baby, come on out.

[00:21:35]Uh-oh.

[00:21:36]Pair eights, come on out.

[00:21:39]Where are the quads? Oh, this might be it. It'll It'll be a good one.

[00:21:42]Cuz we're going to uh regularly four nines pays 25. Come on out.

[00:21:47]Nine, maybe. Gods of video poker, give me the nine. Gods of video poker, give me the nine. Here we go, come on out.

[00:21:53]Nine, maybe.

[00:21:53]Oh.

[00:21:57]Son of a Ah.

[00:22:02]Oh, here we go, come on out.

[00:22:05]Oh.

[00:22:07]I'm going to have to kick myself in the balls, guys.

[00:22:09]Especially if it's like a two and then like an ace. Oh my god. Why?

[00:22:15]The gods of video poker messing with me today.

[00:22:18]Here we go, come on out.

[00:22:20]Oh, okay. Okay.

[00:22:22]Oh.

[00:22:27]Nothing there.

[00:22:30]Sevens, all right. Just a jack. Oh, almost a straight. We don't know these things, guys.

[00:22:38]Four, five, six, seven, eight.

[00:22:40]Oh.

[00:22:41]I just needed this to be a six. It would have been three, four, five, six, seven.

[00:22:45]Oh, you son of a son of a Queen, ace.

[00:22:51]Pair twos and queens. No hope for the quad.

[00:22:56]Nothing there.

[00:22:58]Come on, I want to be dealt four tens.

[00:23:03]Aces.

[00:23:05]Oh, I want to kick myself in the balls.

[00:23:09]This if had to spin an ace. Oh my goodness. That's the kicker. Son of a You know, I think I could just nickname this one the game that you kick yourself in the balls.

[00:23:28]A pair of fours.

[00:23:30]Nothing there.

[00:23:36]Pair of tens, come on out.

[00:23:40]Pair of eights, come on out.

[00:23:43]Queen me, baby.

[00:23:48]Eh.

[00:23:50]Let's see now. Fourth, nothing. Four fives and a nine, nothing, guys.

[00:23:57]Lucky kings. No.

[00:24:00]Queen me, baby. Queen me, baby. Come on, queen me, baby. Come on out.

[00:24:04]Ah.

[00:24:06]Queen king over here, come on out.

[00:24:07]Oh.

[00:24:10]Five, six, seven, eight, nine.

[00:24:12]Oh.

[00:24:14]Lucky ladies. Lady me, baby.

[00:24:19]Suited jack king.

[00:24:21]Oh.

[00:24:23]Nines and jacks. Now, this button here did that to me. Did the I always this this machine that haven't fixed it.

[00:24:31]Needed like clean the button or something.

[00:24:33]Cuz you press it, press, press, press, press, press, press, press.

[00:24:39]Oh, it's not doing it now, but sometimes it unpresses by itself.

[00:24:44]So, you got to be really careful about this.

[00:24:50]Okay.

[00:24:51]Yeah.

[00:24:53]So, sometimes with this these buttons happen, right? What you can do, right? you can say hey the it uh automatically release the self. The slot attendant comes with the key, opens the machine and then reviews the history of the play and then and then they'll give you the winnings and say next time be sure it's held. You're like okay and then they'll clean the button.

[00:25:15]All right, here we go.

[00:25:17]Eight instead of a nine guys.

[00:25:21]Two, three, four, five. Four.

[00:25:28]Come on now, come on now.

[00:25:31]Come on, one more quad baby, one more quad.

[00:25:34]Nothing here.

[00:25:36]The aces.

[00:25:38]Queen come on now.

[00:25:42]Come on, looking for the quad guys.

[00:25:46]Just one more low one and then we can go home.

[00:25:50]Do it the royal, nada.

[00:25:54]All right, here we go.

[00:25:57]Nothing there.

[00:25:59]Two, three, six, nada.

[00:26:03]The kings.

[00:26:04]Nothing here.

[00:26:06]Nothing there.

[00:26:09]No king.

[00:26:11]Jack we baby huh.

[00:26:19]Two pair.

[00:26:22]All right.

[00:26:23]The threes come on.

[00:26:31]All right, here we go.

[00:26:34]Five and sixes, five, six baby, five, six baby, come on.

[00:26:39]The eights, eight baby, eight baby, come on.

[00:26:44]Oh.

[00:26:45]That could have been a ball kicker.

[00:26:50]Three fives.

[00:26:52]Ace me, baby. Come on.

[00:26:56]Nothing on the twos. Come on now.

[00:26:59]King me, baby. King me, baby. Come on.

[00:27:01]Oh!

[00:27:03]That would have been it.

[00:27:04]I have to keep playing, guys. I have to.

[00:27:08]I have to, guys.

[00:27:10]I'm stuck playing this game until the next quad comes out or until I'm done exporting this video.

[00:27:17]All right. I'm exporting in 4K, guys. It takes [music] a while.

[00:27:22]Heart me, baby. Oh, son of a Nothing on the queen.

[00:27:27]Ace me, baby.

[00:27:33]Jack, queen. Come on now.

[00:27:35]Jack.

[00:27:39]Nothing on there.

[00:27:42]All right, come on now.

[00:27:45]Come on now.

[00:27:48]Oh, uh-oh.

[00:27:51]Pair of nines.

[00:27:52]Nothing.

[00:27:55]Nothing on the ace.

[00:27:56]Lucky sevens? No.

[00:28:00]All right, come on now.

[00:28:03]Jack me, baby.

[00:28:05]Oh.

[00:28:11]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:28:12]Okay.

[00:28:16]Oh.

[00:28:20]All right, pair of fours. Come on now.

[00:28:25]Oh, we need auto play for this.

[00:28:27]Believe it or not. Oh!

[00:28:30]Almost had to kick myself in the balls, guys. Yeah, there's a actually a uh video poker game that I saw one time. I think it's in Atlantic City. It automatically chooses mathematically the best thing. I think they call it a video poker trainer. You just just got to press one button.

[00:28:47]Like like deal draw deal draw deal draw, you know? That's save you That's going to save you a lot of like energy.

[00:28:54]Jack me, baby. Come on.

[00:28:59]I'll keep the two pair. Oh.

[00:29:02]Queen me, baby. Two pair.

[00:29:06]One king.

[00:29:07]Two pair.

[00:29:09]10 jack queen king.

[00:29:11]King.

[00:29:13]Nothing here.

[00:29:14]Nothing there.

[00:29:16]Come on now, ace me, baby.

[00:29:19]Queen, come on now.

[00:29:21]Three is not four.

[00:29:23]Nine me, baby. Come on.

[00:29:27]Nothing there.

[00:29:31]Pair of fours.

[00:29:33]Woo.

[00:29:36]No jack.

[00:29:38]5 6 7 8 9. No, no, no, no, no.

[00:29:41]All right.

[00:29:43]Pair of fours go not go nuts.

[00:29:46]Come on now. Oh.

[00:29:49]Pair of nine me, baby. Nine me, baby.

[00:29:54]Oh my goodness.

[00:29:56]Come on. Where's that quad?

[00:30:00]Just need one more. Come on now.

[00:30:03]Come on. Give it a daddy. Give it a daddy.

[00:30:08]Come on now. Daddy's waiting.

[00:30:11]Seven me, baby.

[00:30:16]No.

[00:30:19]Oh, full house.

[00:30:22]Let me think. I should have just kept the jacks.

[00:30:24]Nothing there.

[00:30:26]King me, baby. Come on.

[00:30:31]Uh nothing there.

[00:30:32]Nothing there.

[00:30:34]All right, come on now.

[00:30:38]Oh, land of the kings.

[00:30:43]He's lucky to two pairs of my butt.

[00:30:49]Queen can come out.

[00:30:52]Jack me, baby. Come on.

[00:30:56]All right. Come on out. Yes.

[00:31:01]Jack queen.

[00:31:04]Oh.

[00:31:06]All right.

[00:31:07]So, it's getting long, guys. So, what I'm going to do if I get to 160 credits, I'm going to call it quits.

[00:31:15]Here we go.

[00:31:20]Come on, 160, guys. Come on out.

[00:31:29]It's just getting further and further away from 160. Oh my goodness. Oh.

[00:31:35]Oh, my nuts are being crushed here. Come on out.

[00:31:38]Here, threes.

[00:31:41]Here, twos.

[00:31:45]King.

[00:31:47]Eight me, baby. Come on.

[00:31:49]Oh, nothing there.

[00:31:52]Oh.

[00:31:54]All right, come on. Kick me, baby.

[00:31:57]Uh just a queen there. Nothing there.

[00:32:00]Ten me, baby. Come on.

[00:32:06]Oh, nothing here, guys.

[00:32:08]Oh.

[00:32:09]Almost straight flush.

[00:32:14]Nothing on the ace queen. Queen king.

[00:32:16]Come on out. Almost a Come on. This would be perfect. It's one of those ones that I want. Come on, six me, baby. Six me, baby. Come on. Oh.

[00:32:26]Son of a There we go. come on out.

[00:32:40]Pair of sixes here. Oh.

[00:32:45]Two pair.

[00:32:46]Ace queen, come on out.

[00:32:51]All come on out.

[00:32:54]All right, it doesn't have to be a low one. It could be any quad. Any quad, guys. Any quad.

[00:32:58]Come on, quad me, baby. Quad me, baby.

[00:32:59]Come on out.

[00:33:03]I don't mind quad fours.

[00:33:07]Come on out, come on out.

[00:33:10]One more quad. Any quad. Any quad, baby.

[00:33:12]Come on out.

[00:33:15]Ah.

[00:33:18]King jack, come on out.

[00:33:21]Queen me, baby. Come on out.

[00:33:24]Lucky ladies. Oh.

[00:33:27]Ace queen, come on out. Son of a Pair of sixes, come on out. Oh.

[00:33:33]Is a jumbo mess, guys. Aussie jack.

[00:33:41]Come on, lucky men. Ah.

[00:33:45]Nothing there.

[00:33:47]Ace king, suited.

[00:33:49]All right, pair of kings there.

[00:33:51]Pair of nines, come on out.

[00:33:56]Oh.

[00:33:59]Ah.

[00:34:03]Oh.

[00:34:06]Oh my goodness.

[00:34:09]6 7 8 9 queen.

[00:34:14]Two pair.

[00:34:15]Just a jack, guys. Oh.

[00:34:19]Kings and tens. Oh, it's a nine, guys.

[00:34:23]Two Oh, just two aces here. Pair of five. Find me, baby.

[00:34:29]All right, come on out, Now, on out.

[00:34:33]Nothing on the eights.

[00:34:35]Eight me baby.

[00:34:36]Oh, what is that? Almost four eights.

[00:34:40]Drinking, come on now.

[00:34:44]Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:34:46]King me baby, come on.

[00:34:50]Oh, no seven.

[00:34:52]Nothing there.

[00:34:54]Oh, oh, sixes, sixes. Oh.

[00:34:59]Oh, this game tight.

[00:35:00]Come on now.

[00:35:02]Three jacks.

[00:35:04]Well, I'm going to need a quad to get the 160.

[00:35:08]Oh, almost.

[00:35:11]Nines and jack and king. Oh, nothing.

[00:35:15]Nothing there.

[00:35:18]Oh, I'm not going to kick myself in the balls if they get a four to kick it.

[00:35:22]Come on now.

[00:35:23]Okay. No, no more ball kicking, guys.

[00:35:27]This is a YouTube channel.

[00:35:29]No ball kicking on the YouTube channel.

[00:35:32]There we go.

[00:35:34]Ace. Hey, why not? Ah.

[00:35:39]Oh, oh, guys. Oh.

[00:35:42]Oh, oh.

[00:35:46]All right, come on now.

[00:35:49]Nothing there.

[00:35:52]Five, six, eight. Come on now. Oh, come on.

[00:35:56]Oh, yeah, eights guys. Eight me baby.

[00:35:58]Eight me baby.

[00:36:00]Jack, king over here. Come on now.

[00:36:02]Two pair.

[00:36:04]Oh, royal me baby.

[00:36:06]Son of a Oh, just one more quad.

[00:36:13]Come on, quad me baby. Quad me baby.

[00:36:20]Aces.

[00:36:22]Eight me baby, come on.

[00:36:23]Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:36:26]Oh, no four outs.

[00:36:29]Oh, Yeah, jacks.

[00:36:35]Oh, come on now.

[00:36:37]Come on now. Oh.

[00:36:40]Come on now.

[00:36:43]Queen jack, queen jack, come on now.

[00:36:47]King me, baby. King me, baby.

[00:36:51]Pair fives, come on now.

[00:36:55]Jacks and threes.

[00:36:57]Full house, guys.

[00:36:59]Pair twos.

[00:37:02]Pair tens, come on now.

[00:37:04]Oh, three of them.

[00:37:07]All right.

[00:37:10]4 5 6 7 8.

[00:37:15]Nothing here.

[00:37:16]Nothing there.

[00:37:21]Pair twos.

[00:37:28]Three fives.

[00:37:37]All right. I'm about to give up.

[00:37:41]I'm about to give up, guys.

[00:37:45]We get it back down to 80 and then we can go.

[00:37:49]Pair sixes, come on now.

[00:37:52]Pair threes, no pair.

[00:37:56]Nothing there.

[00:37:58]All right.

[00:38:01]Just a jack, come on now.

[00:38:04]Aces, come on now.

[00:38:08]Hey, you never know. Come on now.

[00:38:12]Nothing there.

[00:38:13]Nothing there.

[00:38:17]All right.

[00:38:19]Thank you for watching.

[00:38:20]All right, that's not the end, guys. So, what happened was that a couple of customers came and sat down, annoying as heck, right? They freaking like the guy had like so much cologne on. It was like freaking gagging. I was like about to vomit all over him. Disgusting. Anyway, so uh yeah, I moved seats to get away from that son of a All right, more games. Let's do this here, 25 play Jacks or Better.

[00:38:49]And let me see what it pays.

[00:38:52]Pays.

[00:38:55]9/6.

[00:38:56]Oh, full pay.

[00:38:58]All right, we turn the game.

[00:39:03]Oh, that's because it's 10 cents. 10 cents full pay.

[00:39:06]All right, here we go.

[00:39:08]We got eight uh I have my four bucks from the other machine.

[00:39:12]Let's give it a try. Let's give it a try, guys.

[00:39:15]Uh we're trying to get this to eight bucks and then we'll be good.

[00:39:24]Eight or seven bucks.

[00:39:26]So, let's play how many hands going to select. Come on.

[00:39:33]Come on. Oh, this machine's kind of messy.

[00:39:36]Four five hands, 50 cents. Here we go. Come on now.

[00:39:41]Pair sixes, guys. Come on, six me, baby.

[00:39:43]Six me, baby.

[00:39:47]There we go. Come on now.

[00:39:49]Pair threes, come on now.

[00:39:53]Nothing going to pay a threes.

[00:39:56]Pair Jacks, come on now.

[00:40:00]All right.

[00:40:02]Pair 10s, 10 me, baby. 10 me, baby. Come on.

[00:40:07]All right, let's let's make it a few more hands here.

[00:40:12]Eight hands. There we go. Come on now.

[00:40:15]Pair Jacks, guys. Jack me, baby, Jack.

[00:40:17]Me, baby, come on now.

[00:40:24]Yeah, come on now.

[00:40:26]King, queen suited.

[00:40:31]That's a loser. Come on now, here we go.

[00:40:34]Pair of sixes, six me, baby, six me, baby, come on.

[00:40:39]All right, lost three on that one. Come on, here we go.

[00:40:43]Pair of aces, ace me, baby, ace me, baby, come on.

[00:40:48]All right, win win four.

[00:40:51]Pair of fives, come on now.

[00:40:54]Down two.

[00:40:57]Queen, king off suit.

[00:41:01]And not bad.

[00:41:05]Single queen here, come on now.

[00:41:08]Uh-oh.

[00:41:12]Ace me, baby, come on now.

[00:41:17]All right.

[00:41:19]I got $2.50 left. Come on, let's bet it all. Bet it all, guys. Come on now.

[00:41:25]Come on now.

[00:41:27]12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, [music] There you go, 25 hands of jacks or better.

[00:41:38]Come on, baby.

[00:41:40]Pair of aces, guys. Come on, ace me, baby, ace me, baby, come on now.

[00:41:45]Come on, somewhere, four aces, four aces, come on. Come on now.

[00:41:49]Come on, come on now.

[00:41:50]Oh, 330, all right. We'll give a couple more tries. If we can get back to seven to eight dollars, we'll be good to go.

[00:41:57]Here we go, come on now.

[00:41:59]25 hands. Come on, baby.

[00:42:03]Son of a 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

[00:42:07]Mm.

[00:42:10]I guess it'll have to be the jack, I think I'm going to just end up getting half of this.

[00:42:16]We'll see. Come on up.

[00:42:22]Okay, it's looking pretty colorful.

[00:42:25]All right, we're up. We're up 33 uh versus 25. All right, let's do a couple of more.

[00:42:31]Come on, here we go. $8, baby. $8. Come on here.

[00:42:36]Pair of eights.

[00:42:38]I just need some quads, guys. Eight maybe. Eight me, baby. Come on now.

[00:42:46]Two pair.

[00:42:47]Oh, we got a full house.

[00:42:49]All right, we're up a little. Amazing.

[00:42:52]That's nuts, guys.

[00:42:54]I wasn't expecting that to be a downer.

[00:42:56]We don't know these things, guys.

[00:43:01]All right.

[00:43:05]All right, security's escorting somebody out. Perhaps they were being unruly.

[00:43:12]Oh. Anyway, so, moving along.

[00:43:17]Ace queen suited. Come on up.

[00:43:21]Uh-oh, it's not looking good. It's not looking good.

[00:43:26]All right, we're down some. Here we go.

[00:43:28]One more try, baby. Come on up.

[00:43:31]Jack king off suit.

[00:43:37]Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[00:43:40]All down 10.

[00:43:44]All right, so we got $2.40.

[00:43:47]We got to make this 24.

[00:43:50]Here we go. Come on up. Come on up. Come on up. Come on up. Come on up. 20 24 Oh!

[00:43:55]I pressed it once too many.

[00:43:57]All right, come on.

[00:43:58]Okay, why don't you just press max bet, you say? Because last time I did that, it made it five credits.

[00:44:05]So, I'm I'm I want to play one credit each, So, come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:44:09]Come on. Get Get Get Get Get.

[00:44:12]21 22 23 24. Here we go.

[00:44:15]This will be the end of the video if I get nothing. Here we go. Come on now.

[00:44:20]Nada, guys. Nada.

[00:44:23]3 6 8 9 All right. Here we go.

[00:44:30]Oh, this is pathetic, guys.

[00:44:34]Oh, good thing we have left.

[00:44:36]All right. Come on. Eight hands.

[00:44:38]Can we get it back?

[00:44:40]We don't know these things. Come on.

[00:44:43]Ace jack off suit.

[00:44:48]Six. Oh, no. We're going down, guys.

[00:44:52]Come on. Make it six hands. Six hands.

[00:44:54]Here we go. 2 3 4 5 6. Here we go, guys.

[00:45:00]Pair of 10s. All right. 10 me, baby.

[00:45:05]Oh, good. Down to the four hands.

[00:45:07]Oh, pressing this is a killer.

[00:45:11]2 3 4. Come on now.

[00:45:15]Just the ace.

[00:45:22]Oh.

[00:45:24]This is sad, guys.

[00:45:27]Here we go.

[00:45:29]And come on now.

[00:45:31]Pair of sixes, guys.

[00:45:34]Oh.

[00:45:36]Well, there we have it. Can't win them all, guys. Thank you for watching Vegas Gambling. Man, the cologne is still there.

[00:45:45]Oh my goodness. My eyes were watering.

[00:45:48]So long as people Anyway, have a good one, guys.