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New Ranking Names America’s Worst-Run Major City - Ranking Sparks Outrage | Adam Carolla Show NewsAdded:
All right, Jamie's got dates all over the place. Alicia Krauss is also going to be doing the news. She has a weekly op-ed on the Washington Examiner, by the way. All right, what do we got? What's our first story?
>> Well, this should be unsurprising to all of us in this room that San Francisco is ranked the worstrun major city in America.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah. According to Wallet Hub reported it, apparently they measured the effectiveness of local leadership by determining whether or not a city's operating efficiency was like good or bad. Out of 148 cities in the United States, it was 148. [sighs] >> So it's like 148 major cities or something. Or >> I didn't even know we had like 148 major cities. There's like >> Oh, the top media market, right? But so some of the cities that that also were bad were Detroit, Oakland, New York, Philadelphia, and Baltimore.
>> I was just in San Fran. It is so bad if you've been there recently.
>> Yeah, I was there in May.
>> It's it's so bad. They had a sign that said if you see something suspicious to call this number and I called I go, "Dude, I just saw somebody [ __ ] in a toilet."
>> And so not sure what is going on here.
You want to send someone.
>> What is happening?
>> Yeah. Okay. So, here's I mean the way I like to describe it and and it and it it keeps happening all the time, but it's a a metaphor that I use, which is uh Jay Leno has this turbine car. It's a Chrysler car. Built it in 1963. Chrysler built like 40 of them or something. And they thought this is going to be the future, this turbine jet car thing. And they this is the space age. you were getting into the rockets and jet, you know, and uh it just turned out it didn't work. It was just like not efficient. Way too much heat coming off it. It just it didn't work. And so they immediately just went back to the internal combustion engine. And the internal combustion engine is basically the same engine from 130 years ago. It's just Henry Ford Model A, Model T. Model T had, you know, pistons and uh and valves and and connecting rods and the crank and rings and oil. It's the same thing. Ours are more efficient. They're run by computers and stuff like that, but it's the same thing because it just works. It's sort of like the wheel [clears throat] on Henry Ford's Model T is still just the same wheel you guys pulled up in that he had wood spokes.
Yours is a little different. The compounds are a little better. They puncture proof tires now or whatever.
Run flat tires. But it's a wheel. I don't know who's going to improve on this wheel. I don't think anybody where will improve on other things. But that's the wheel. [gasps] There's a way to govern and there's a way to govern that works. And then there's the experimental one they try in San Francisco and that they keep trying and they keep trying and it doesn't work. It just doesn't work. And the further blue you go, the less inhabitable the city is. Now [clears throat] you can go, "Well, why are you being a hater?" And it's like, "I don't know. It just doesn't Whatever this thing is, I wish we had a rocket car or a turbine car. I wish it worked. It doesn't work. Internal combustion engine, cops, rules, regulations, cleanliness, broken broken window, stop and frisk if you need it.
That's just what works. So let's go back to that everyone. And to me it's like when is the blue city experiment going to end? At a certain point where we just go look just go ahead and apologize. It was a bad [ __ ] idea. Admit you got it wrong like co and let's just go back to something that works.
>> Apparently the the new mayor even though is also a Democrat and obviously the new um DA up there are moving away from that soft on crime policies and you know on drug use and all that stuff like all the needles and crap that they hand out.
It's ridiculous. But the number one city apparently was Provo, Utah. And they're saying that part of the RA the the rationale that they used for this was high school graduation in Provo is over 91%. And they're saying that that tends to typically show like what we've talked about a lot is it's it's like what is the root structure of the city is law and order, but probably also two parent homes that are like, yo, get your ass in school.
>> Yes, you must. compared to places like Los Angeles and San Francisco where maybe you don't have that happening.
>> Yes. You need you need two parent homes.
Dads need to stay at home. Kids need to be raised. And then by the way, Pro Utah that might be a six parent home.
>> That's [laughter and clears throat] right. That's right.
>> Five. Five moms.
>> Yeah.
>> Shows the importance of mothers.
>> I never get the guys who want like seven wives. Like I'd like 58 of a wife. Like I don't want a whole wife. That's too much.
>> You mean like honey, can I go out with the guys? Yeah. Okay. Honey, can I just ask five? Just one lady says votes it down.
>> Yeah.
>> You can't go.
>> I can imagine the the can imagine the utopia of just having like 716 of a wife. You know what I mean? Like I use her for some stuff, but basically I got the weekends. [laughter] You know what I mean? Like why do you want so many of these things? You know what I mean?
>> That's a I that's so it's so complicated.
>> It's complicated when you get into fractions.
>> Yeah. I I take 916 of a wife. I think I at this take 916 of a wife. You'd be happy.
>> I got I got married eight days ago.
>> He can't say that.
>> Okay. Yeah, you can't say that. No, [laughter] you can't say that.
>> I love my wife out there.
>> Yeah. Get back to me.
>> Can you go out [laughter] with the tank?
>> You know, Hod actually have a live bait tank.
>> Is that right?
>> Oh, yeah. [laughter] Right in the lobby, >> man.
>> Yeah. It's going to be the best.
>> The best. Yeah. when we do the ribbon cutting at the third Kodiak with the live bait tank 7 years from now. Get back to me on my 360.
>> Maybe Provo, Utah would be a good spin-off. Like it could be the first lower 48 location.
>> Ah, Provo is where your franchise.
>> Yeah.
>> I hear something really dumb about Provo. I'm not even trying to do a bit.
The Dry Bar comedy specials are filmed in Provo, Utah. You know those dry bars?
>> I've done two of them.
>> And they Oh, you've done two of them.
And they called me up and I knew nothing about Dry Bar. Keith, you know, Keith Stub's coming up. And he goes, "They shoot it in Provo." And I go, "Is that like 4K? That's like better." I thought it was a type [laughter] of video quality. I got this. They're shooting this thing in 4K in Proo. I got to do it.
>> That's so interesting. I wonder why is there like no Provo? No.
>> No. Okay. So, so Angel Studios is in Provo.
>> Yeah.
>> Their studios in Provo. So they bought basically the corner one is just an old building and they just took it and they just buffed it out with lights and cameras and whatever. And everything else >> in Hollywood is sort of modular. They come in, they set up, they film, and then they break it down and then they they leave. you, you know, like if you wanted to shoot a special in a theater in Chicago, they'd come in with a lighting package and four cameras and one roving guy with a steady cam and all that kind. This is a big building.
Probably holds about 300 and change worth of people. Stage locked off, lights locked off, balcony, everything is locked off and the cameras are there and you know, they literally just go in and shoot that afternoon.
>> It's brilliant. kind of thing. And it was probably cheap when they bought it.
Their offices are next door. And so they got their own space, but the the guys are Mormon and that's kind of their town. It's clean. It's nice. It's beautiful.
>> Salt Lake City is actually one of the cleanest cities I think I've ever been to in my entire life.
>> That that that begs this question then because I just got back from Salt Lake and Salt Lake has is half Salt Lake from your childhood and half dystopian.
weirdo. [ __ ] my stepdad. Salt Lake trying to get me to be a Mormon. What would be the opposite of a Mormon? A bunch of nose piercings and tats and a ski instructor.
>> Yeah, they went weird. They've gone rogue.
>> They gone rogue over there. A lot of There's a lot of weirdos.
>> Well, there's a lot of weirdos at the university I've spoken at before, too.
>> Oh, really?
>> I mean, anywhere you have like I think a publicly funded college, you're going to have some weirdos.
>> Well, what but see what you are?
>> No, I agree. I agree. What you have over there is the what was interesting cuz I was just in Salt Lake last weekend. So I I said, "Listen, I'm from LA. We have weirdos, but they're they're sort of broken in weirdos. You guys have like newly minted >> fighting. You you guys are rebelling."
And then I've always said like when you take like the Japanese culture, take like Japanese men, they're either super buttoned up, thin tie, lots of bowing, or they have purple hair and a slammed Acura and they've gone completely off the [ __ ] plantation, right?
>> Where do the Yakuza fall? Are they somewhere in there?
>> The the mafia?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, they're just the mafia. They're trying to make money. But the point is is [laughter] I Okay, I was going to dovetail into this theory. I'm from LA.
Dr. Drew is from LA. Mark Garagos attorneys from LA. No tattoos, no piercing, no accuchants, no LA, anything. The idiots who move here >> from these parts unknown who come here do an impersonation of a guy they think would be from LA and that's where you get cool dude and a tatted sleeved up arm and stuff. They're not from here.
People from here, we don't care.
>> [gasps] >> So what you get in Salt Lake is a bunch of people that started off with the Mormon scene and then broke away and went I'm going [ __ ] nuts now. And it can't be quiet. They have to go like overt. Here's who I am now. And so you see all the tattoos and all the ones that broke off broke hard.
>> And when you don't your parents not talk to you anymore? I think you're kind of on your own.
>> I don't think that Mormons do that. I have friends that were like raised [laughter] >> I have friends that were raised Mormon that aren't in the church anymore and they still have relationships with their families. They might be like somewhat fractured. I don't think it's like the extreme of Scientology or >> they still have relationships but they will not share the same heaven when they're dead.
>> Yeah, they they do believe that.
>> Yeah, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind that.
>> You [laughter] don't want to spend eternal life with your mom.
>> You know what I mean?
>> I think Don Kodiak has to have a St. Bernard named Gus. Yeah.
>> Now, don't worry. We'll have Gus one, Gus two, Gus three.
>> Yeah, that's what you'd expect.
[laughter] >> Expected.
>> Yeah, I'm picturing a dog sled where he's running and the dogs just get to ride in the back. [laughter] >> That's That's on the That's on the t-shirt right there.
>> Dogs got to be drinking a beer.
>> Dogs drinking a beer >> and eating salmon.
>> That's right.
>> Salmon.
>> Don Kodiak. And he's got one of Don's loggers on a stick with a string hanging in front of Kodiak. who's trying to get it with his mouth. Mhm.
>> Right.
>> Smart.
>> It's 100 miles an hour.
>> All right. What else? Yeah, San Francisco is a piece of [ __ ] They're going to have to change. Uh, look, Blue City. Sorry. It just doesn't work. You You got to change.
>> Just for two second, when they asked me what when you do your dry bar, they go, "We're going to put on like Amazon Prime or something." Yeah. And they asked me what what I wanted to call mine. And I like no time to It was like a conference call. They go, "What do you want to call it?" And so I just trying to think of a funny I go, "What if we call my spec is really clean, you know?" I go, "What if we call it Jamie Lisso tries not to say the f word for an hour and I go, nah, that's like still kind of dirty." And so I go, "What if we call it is it Mormon here or is it just me?"
>> Oh, that's funny.
>> Wasn't called that either.
>> No, but that's good.
>> Yeah, they shot both down.
>> So did did you do one?
>> Yeah, it's called Something Awesome.
It's on Amazon or something.
>> Wait a minute. Dry Bar should be on should be on YouTube and then on the Dry Bar page.
>> I haven't checked into it in a while.
>> Yeah, it's going to be Well, we'll get >> I think it might have been I did it a long time ago.
>> I was like back back uh when they first did it.
>> Uh-huh.
>> Uh but I think you're right. It's that new there's the app, right? They got the uh on YouTube.
>> Mhm.
>> Okay. That's different than Amazon Prime, right? Just checking if Okay, >> it is. Okay.
>> All right. [clears throat] >> All right. Cuz I tried to order a whole thing of cashews from YouTube the other day. I'm still waiting. So maybe that's [snorts] maybe that's what the issue is cuz I'm with you. I didn't know there was a difference. All right. What else we got? Alicia.
>> All right. Well, if we're talking about religion, can we talk about how this this is like very heartwarming. This NCAA baseball team stopped caring about winning to focus on Jesus and then they went to the World Series.
>> This is fun. Apparently, the players added scripture to play call wristbands as the team went from 1 to six start to the championship contenders. The college baseball team uh nearly saw Messiah University this year. So, the Messiah Falcons made their way all the way to the Division 3 World Series championship earlier in June, and it was mo one of their most historic seasons ever. And they actually said it's because they started focusing on their like mental and spiritual health in the clubhouse instead of focusing on winning. I actually think that I feel like Arthur Brooks or other psychologists, I don't know, Jordan Peterson or others, there has to be something about like whether it's Jesus or another element of faith like when you kind of have a mental shift and maybe like take something out of focus or don't prioritize it as the most important thing of your life >> then and other things around your life start to improve then that thing improves.
>> I don't know. Is there a psychology behind that?
>> Yeah. Don Hoodak's got of a Falcon, [laughter] by the way. This team was the Falcons. You got You got to be You got to do Falconry. [gasps and laughter] >> Mhm.
>> Too, [clears throat] right?
>> Yeah, that's perfect.
>> Yeah. Sorry. What were we saying about that team? They're called the Falcons.
That's all I got.
>> They were pay off an umpire or something.
>> No, they did not pay off an empire cuz that wouldn't be biblical.
>> Oh, okay. I always wonder in sports when there's a God element. I've seen a UFC fight where both guys are like, "God's going to help me win. What does he do?
What does God do? What does God root for in the sport? I just cancel it out.
Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> And should he be doing something more important?
>> Probably.
>> Is that like an annoying text you're getting from a friend that keeps coming in? Is that like >> Yeah. Do you guys do Okay, let's see how honest we can be here.
>> Okay. UFC is an interesting it's a kind of an interesting yard stick to sort of measure your biases, you know, because I so if you I think if you take your average human being or just let's say American >> and two UFC guys go into the ring, right?
>> Uh one guy's black, one guy's white, right?
>> Mhm. [clears throat] >> I will root for the underdog normally.
I'll see whoever has the worst record that's I root for. But >> unless they're an American, then I'm like, let's go American.
>> If the American guy and the other guy's Croatian or something, then you go with American. And then like if the black guy is American and the white guy's Croatian, then you're going to go with the black guy. But if the but if the black guy is from America and the white guy's from America and the white guy's from Sherman Oaks, Van Ice area and I go, that's not too far from North Hollywood, then I might vote for him.
But when every and I'll even do things on tattoos. I'll take the least tattooed guy out there.
>> Really hard to find.
>> Yeah. Well, like I said, least, you know, they they may all be tatted, but I'll take the guy with less.
>> He's got a short sleeve, you know.
>> Yeah. Right. Yeah. A short He's wearing He's got a white beater tat instead of a long sleeve. So, the point is is and eventually when all other options are exhausted, I'll just go with the white guy >> because that's all I got left at a certain point. I don't know. It's just a white guy and a black guy. I've exhausted every other possibility. I'll now and I got to pick a winner. I got to I got to root for one of them and I'm done with everything else. They have the same amount of tattoos. They're both from the Vani Sherman Oaks area.
[laughter] >> They both have the exact same record.
The Neither one are favorite. Yeah, they're from the Van Eye Sherman up.
>> See, I go to This is the This is the female emotional person me. I'll be like I'll look at their Instagram and I'll see if they're like married with kids and then I think that's really sweet.
Oh, they're like a family guy.
>> Oh, I like that.
>> Oh, I got one more that I need to exhaust. I'll always go for the dad bod versus the chiseled guy.
>> I was just going to say that [laughter] I was just if there's a bodybuilder and with a little gut, I want that other guy to win.
>> But once I exhaust it all >> Yeah. Do you ever root for the old guy versus Cuz Manny Pacquiao is about to fight a guy that was like >> the gatekeeper?
>> Born 6 months after Manny Pacquiao like had his very first fight.
>> Do you root for the old guy now that you're older? Cuz I absolutely root for anybody that's in like their 40s in the UFC. I go this guy >> Oh yeah. No, I want all you all I went to both of their pages. They're both loving fathers of of twin girls. I don't know if there's a cow out.
>> Once it's all gone and I got nothing left, you go like it.
>> I'll just go with the skin color.
>> I don't know if there's a cow out, but I hope they tie.
[laughter] >> It's a drop.
>> Yeah. Okay. Just uh majority.
>> I don't know. I listen, Mexicans would definitely go with the Mexican dude, >> but it doesn't.
But that that we like cheer that turns into Doseki's commercial, so why can't I go with the white dude? Everything's exhausted. Yeah, the Mexicans always would go with the >> Mexicans. Not a Russian one.
>> H >> just not like a Russian one. There's like a lot of >> But you can't keep All right. So, but both of them are Russian now, right?
>> Well, then I'm rooting for them both to get knocked down.
>> Alicia Cross, you understand the scenario [laughter] that one's not from North Hollywood and the other's from I didn't go to high school. One, the other's from the Soviet Union cuz then I would vote for the black guy who went to North Hollywood. It's once everything is the same.
>> I appreciate your >> You understand this, Jamie, right?
>> I understand completely.
>> Mhm. Yeah. Okay. I understand.
>> You can't answer it.
>> It's very hard to answer because I >> Everything I'm gonna say is changing a variable.
>> Yeah. Everything's the same. And then again, like I said, if it was a Hispanic guy and it was a Doseekis commercial, then the guy would and they'd like they'd like it, right?
>> Mhm. [clears throat] >> Okay. That's no problem with that. Um, who did uh Kane Velasquez, the Spanish he Mexican heavyweight thing, he had a big tattoo just said brown power >> on his chest and all the Mexicans would go nuts when he came in and so you know the Brock LESNAR [laughter] HAD A BIG white power at the back and I was like standing up screaming that probably be a different different optically different different >> right >> do you guys watch chick fights >> cuz we my husband and some friends will have fight night and they'll come over and we get take out and like stick the kids on a Disney movie and like we'll watch fights and stuff and sometimes like the fights before the main card are really good, but I can't bring myself to watch two chicks fighting.
>> Yeah. Tough tough to watch. I I have a thing where I was a huge UFC fan and I [clears throat] watched almost every single pay-per-view, every single fight.
And then I a friend of mine was fighting in the Alaska Fighting Championships where I imagine you'll do the announcement the face of the Alaska Fighting >> and uh seeing it in person it was very hard to watch it anymore cuz I saw him get kind of hurt and his son was sitting with me 8 years old and for some reason it it kind of kind of ruined it for me.
So I but I with you that I I would have trouble watching girls fight even back then when I was a huge fan.
>> Yeah. And you said to the boy like after the third round, let's go home and play some Grand Theft Auto and see [laughter] if we can just unwind a little bit here.
>> Let's go home with the other guy.
>> Let's get a little firsterson shooter game and see if we can kind of change our mindset over here. Let's go kill some cops in my living room. [laughter] >> Oh, brown pride is what Kane Velasquez said. So I would with Lesnar just say white pride and >> it wasn't even like brown power.
>> It's just brown. I had the P part, but I forgot the rest. So he has brown pride and all the Mexicans go nuts. So Lesnar does brown does black does white pride and then I stand up in cheers. What I feel that feels healthy [laughter] to me or at least universal. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> A little bit of the dadbot there.
>> Yeah. All the Mexicans have a little bit of the dadbot which is nice. That's what makes them angry.
>> I feel like a lot of those guys train for UFC. Like like now they're training for mixed martial arts. back in the day used to be a little bit of body refining, bodybuilding, all this stuff.
Velasquez is a he's a beast man.
>> To be fair and Alicia, what you were saying, I do not want to see two women get into the octagon and beat the [ __ ] out of each other, >> right? And I and I identify as a feminist, but that doesn't seem like can we be better than that? Like I feel like there is differences. There are major differences physically, emotionally, whatever between men and women. Like I don't want to see women acting in that brute.
>> Yeah, I think you're misinterpreting. I I don't want to see two women beating the [ __ ] out of each other. I will watch a guy beat the [ __ ] out of a woman to be honest. That's so I'm kind of going I'm going a little deeper. I think I think you thought I was going another I didn't finish Velasquez over [laughter] on a bench. Yeah, that'll pay for like a male pride tattoo. [laughter] >> Male pride.
>> White male pride tattoo.
>> That's right.
>> And a wife beater.
>> Literally a wife beater. Yeah. said it for over 30 years now thinking back on it because it was a Kevin and Bean bit I used to do in the '9s which is move the Jews to Baja and >> have them develop some things >> I well I was like look you know I'm this is 1994 right I'm going look Jews you're always going to be despised in that world in that region there it's you can do battle I've said this a million times if it you Let me tell you something about Jews.
Jews are like roommates who put down a cleaning deposit. And they have drunkarded machete wheeling insane gonzo roommates. And I'm saying to the Jew, "Move out." And the Jew's going, "I put the cleaning deposit down." And it's like, "I know. Eat it now. Move." And they go, "No way. Why doesn't Jake and Duke move out?" And I'm like, "They're maniacs and they're going to kill you in your sleep." and they're smoking crystal meth. It's like, [ __ ] that. I found this apartment. It's like, [laughter] okay, I I understand this is rightfully your apartment, but these maniacs are going to kill you in your sleep, so give up your cleaning deposit and move.
>> I love how it's like Hamas cartel. Hamas cartel.
>> That's right.
>> Like, move it. Just give it up and move it out to Baja and start kicking some ass.
>> Yeah, >> it would work. But anyway, and I'm >> Would you do it in the next couple of weeks cuz I'm supposed to go to Mexico soon.
>> Oh, yeah. And and boy, would it help Mexico?
>> Oh, >> boy would actually feel safe.
>> The Jews are really good at order.
>> Yeah, they get >> and taking out bad guys.
>> They're just good. Yeah, they're good at stuff. They They're good for society.
So, Jews and gays actually. So, >> you ever see like Palm Beach before some of the gays moved in? There were parts you could not go to.
>> I wrote in one of my books, and I can't remember which one it was. I go, "Listen, go to Santa Monica Boulevard and Western. Santa Monica Boulevard and Western is [ __ ] old Mexico. It's junk. It's littered with garbage. It's ugly. [music] And it's a [ __ ] mess."
And then take that same street, Santa Monica, and just start walking toward the ocean. Eventually, it'll be pristine. There'll be grass in the medium. There won't be any more garbage or graffiti, nothing on the ground.
That's when you got to the gay part.
>> Yep.
>> So, that's how it works.
>> Jews >> would clean up. And by the way, the the president of Mexico is like named Shine Bomb or something. Like, you got a Jew in there already. She can kick open that door, let some of those >> She's not trying to give the cartels their uh rights. She did you see that?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> She was talking about how like, well, they have like rights, too. And it's like >> she's a she's a [ __ ] show, but she has a familiar last name. She may be in the tribe and she could help open doors in Baja.
>> She is in the tribe.
>> She's in the tribe. Okay. And you know, listen you guys, you you know, you do gapilta fish, but a fish taco is is kickass. [laughter] And don't >> And there's no dairy on it, so you're like not mixing.
>> Don't start doing a gapilta fish taco.
That's a [ __ ] show. People are like, you know, Jews are nuts. Jews are like, >> "Wouldn't it be great if jello?"
>> We're going to get like so much love or so much hate for this.
>> Jews are like, "Wouldn't it be great if Jello- came in cod flavor?
[cough] Uh, no.
>> But rugula. Rugula is real good.
>> They do some good stuff, but they do some stunt eating, too. Lots of lots of tongue.
>> Lots of organs. Mhm.
>> You know what I mean?
>> I mean, the organs are typically high in iron.
>> I know, but but like like chicken chicken gizzards and chicken liver.
[clears throat] My grandfather, all he wanted was some stuffed goose liver. That's all he wanted. He sat there in North Hollywood.
It's like if I could only get my hands on stuff of goose liver. Fatt and goose liver.
>> Yeah, it's like a pate. Like you get a pate out of but it's like hey we got laws in this country.
>> I do like a pate.
>> They used to feed g, you know, they forced people anyway.
>> I know. I also like ve. I have no qualms about eating animals of all ages and sizes. [laughter] >> All right. News.
>> The news. Katie Kurrick uh recently interviewed Gavin Newsome and to her credit she did kind of lay out some stats on California and like why would anybody want to live there? But then she faced online roasting after a snippet of the interview with Gavin appeared online asking if uh he's too good-looking >> and if that's a problem for him.
>> Yes.
>> Do you have a Zoolander problem?
>> No, I [laughter] Jesus. Yes, Zoolander.
>> Are you just ridiculously good-looking as both said? No, seriously. What do you do about that?
>> You You don't do anything about it. Cuz if you're going to do something about it, then you're you're bullshitting people. You know what? I am who I am.
And I'm It's fine. You don't have to like me. Or maybe you like a slick person. I don't know. Whatever. It's okay.
>> The reason why I brought it up because of cuz you were talked about being authentic. And I think it sometimes works against you.
>> Yeah. It's just who I am.
[clears throat] >> I'm so ridiculously good-looking.
Usually you at least try to humble brag.
He didn't even try to humble brag. He just was like, "Yeah, I am who I am. I'm hot."
>> Well, I said, "Fuck Katie Carrick." By the way, I will say, you know, you know why? Because [ __ ] all these newscasters because their whole thing, think about this. Just do the math, everybody.
They're all fair and balanced, right down the middle, just calling balls and strikes. I don't bring my own politics in anything. The second they retire from whatever news outlet they work for, they're all hard lefties. Well, they most of them were hard lefties before.
>> Well, that's Yeah. No, yes, that's what I'm saying. They're hard lefties who are trying to pass themselves out. It's just people calling balls and strikes. No, you're [ __ ] not. That's the problem with the legacy media. And then the second they get out, it's all about trans people. Like her her number one subject is trans people.
>> I I feel like the problem is not just the legacy media. It's maybe culturally that we're so used to, oh, let's talk about how good-looking so- and so is and then ask them their stance on Roie Wade and it's like that you have to play this um hard-hitting journalist but then like throw in a little sprinkle of like what will be fun on a morning show.
>> Yeah. He doesn't So Gavin Newsome and by the way I know everyone's making fun of him for sort of saying he was hot but I it wasn't really what he was doing. He's just such a word salad shooter that he just gets tripped up and does the authentic me and stuff like that. He was he was trying to say I'm authentic, love me or hate me or whatever, but but it ended up coming across as don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
>> I feel like he has the male Kamala problem in that they both seem incredibly inauthentic to me. Well, I think out of every like >> listen there's a clip of him talking to who's the other clip that he's talking to that's in your Oh, it's not in your thing. Um >> when he was talking to Adam Freriedlin.
>> That one. Yeah. This everyone's making fun of of this clip cuz like oh he's hot but he's really just in a jumbled way saying I am who I am so I don't care about this. It's this clip which is incredible because somebody just said to him, "What do you want? Like what what do you what what do you like? What do you do?" Like if someone said to me, "Adam, you want to be mayor of LA? What what what do you got?" I go, "This place is too trashy.
It's gar there's garbage everywhere. It looks like [ __ ] >> We should fill in the potholes after the rain.
>> There's [ __ ] everywhere. It's just like shopping carts and graffiti and everything's like grown over. Like we're LA. Come on. Let's clean it up. I want to get this place cleaned up. Like I would I would do 20 minutes on that. I would do 20 minutes on turning right on a red. I'd do 20 minutes on blinkers.
>> You know what I realized the other day?
>> Free needles.
>> Blinkers. While I complain a lot about blinkers on the road on the freeway, people are changing lanes like I don't know where they're going. The worst is I was in a kind of crowded parking lot the other day and it's like you're going this way and everybody's coming the other way and you're like looking at them, they're looking at you and it's like >> you're not are you turning? Like I don't know. I would if you're turning I would but you're not doing anything and now I go in front of you and then you turn.
Like >> it's even worse in the crowded parking lot. Like I don't know what you're where you're going. All right. So this is Gavin Newsome being asked like what's your >> what are your subjects? What what are you passionate about? And he says >> what is your defined political project?
Like what throughout your career like right now? What is what is the thing you want to like you want to accomplish like politically? I >> you know in your life I don't have like a brand. I don't have a tag make America great or I don't you know the the Great Society or >> All right, pause it there. First off, you don't have to turn it into a you're above it question. He's saying, "Is it taxes? Is it homelessness? Is it the bullet train?" Like, "Yeah, I don't do cute one word answers for It's like, no, that's not what he's asking for. He wants to know >> what your subjects are that you're passionate about." So anyway, >> education is, you know, >> no, he's above it all with his, you know, with his u make America great again or whatever, but all right, here it is, sir.
>> I don't have like a brand. I don't have a tag, make America great or, you know, the great society or, you know, something like Medicare for all the billionaire, you know, but for me, no [ __ ] It's just standing up for ideals, striking out against injustice.
It defines my wide.
>> All right, hold on.
>> What ideals?
>> Well, he's striking out against injustice. Okay. But his version of striking out against in injustice is letting as many people come and live in your city illegally as you want. But that's not my version.
Yeah. Against lowering felonies to misdemeanor >> and letting males kick ass on females in sports. That's his idea of injustice.
But that's the opposite of justice for me. But also he he knows that that's the opposite of justice for not just you and I, but the majority of Americans. And as he's gearing up to run for president, he doesn't want it on tape saying that he stands for those things. So this is why he uses the broad word salad.
>> But he's such a narcissistic douche that somebody is asking him what what do you want? And most people got to get nuts and boltsy at this point.
Infrastructure, school, homeless, whatever, education. Uh-uh. He stands up against injustice. Wherever he find, he thinks of himself as a [ __ ] superhero. Like wherever he sees injustice, he flies in and fixes it. By the way, you have homeless people dying on the streets every day, in California, in San Francisco, in LA. What What injustice are we talking about? What What do you mean? And what are you doing about it? But anyway, he fancies himself a guy who just stands up to injustice.
But keep going.
>> I you know, but for me, no [ __ ] This is standing up for ideal striking out against injustice. It defines my why in every way, shape, or form. Stand up for ideal strike out against injustice.
I'm a Sarge Shrivever Democrat. I mean into that whole 60s the vernacular of the 60s solving for ignorance and poverty and disease and the spirit of the 60s the spirit of king and uh you know and how the nonviolent movement and Gandhi and you know Havl and you know Mandela that whole that moral authority for that whole space that's the zygeist and and that's so that's me that's my dad so it's my mom >> all right pause it for a second remember I told you guys I've been sounding an alarm for like 10 years going we are [ __ ] in trouble because we have people just talk about ideas and they never do anything like this does not get you a dam built. This does not get you lower gas prices. This does not give you lower energy prices. It doesn't get that tram to LAX finished. It doesn't get the bullet train done. It's just you standing up.
>> It doesn't.
>> And by the way, you're just standing up and fighting Trump. Meanwhile, your [ __ ] state's falling apart. I want some actual I want to know what's on the menu. I I I want the specials.
>> I I also What about Mandela? Like what about MLK? What about the '60s? Cuz part of the 60s was no bueno for the country, including like the sex drug movement, >> right? All right. But he's just he's taking this time to move his hands a lot and explain to everyone.
>> He uses his hands more than I do.
>> He's a hero. He's basically explaining that he's a hero, but he's got no specifics, but all right, keep playing it.
the spirit of the 60s and the spirit of King and you know and how the nonviolent movement and Gandhi and you know Havl and you know Mandela that whole that moral authority not for that whole space that's the zygeist and and that's so that's me that's my dad that's my mom that's the book and that's my why and and so for ideals is what gave merge it was about work I'm doing right now sort of push back all right pause it okay Listen, in a in a state that has huge problems, >> yes, >> that just burned to the ground because we didn't have the proper infrastructure and we didn't clear the force and all this kind of stuff.
>> The first tangible topic he brought up was gay marriage.
>> This is what I'm talking about. All these [ __ ] want to talk about trans and the gay movements. It's all they want to find. I do want Here's my whole thing.
Manage the forest, fix the reservoirs, get water flowing through the hydrants, get rid of the crazy homeless people, fill the potholes, pick up the garbage, clean up the graffiti, and then we can talk about the trans issue. How about that?
>> How about things? Also, maybe like teaching our kids to read in school would be nice.
>> Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Gay marriage is the first thing he brings up. Gay marriage is 28 years old and it's already been codified. It's illegal.
Leave it alone. But he he's a champion for gay marriage. Gay marriage doesn't stop the palisades from burning down.
>> All right. Thanks. Here we go.
>> Why? And and so standing up for ideals is what? Gay marriage. It was about work I'm doing right now. Sort of pushed back, you know, lose this country and just feeling like I have to be held to account and strike out against the injustices of the day.
>> So if you had to define it like >> I need your help. And you get you tell me you're better than I don't know I don't know who you >> I just gave you my why but how do you translate that into human >> what all you got to the guy basically that's Pause that's a meme for Gavin Newsome that guy just going what [laughter] what I Hey politician guy I asked you what your topics were 5 minutes ago and you talked about Mandela >> striking a fight for gay marriage >> and striking out against the quote. So if you had to define it, vote for me and you get X and N's like I just gave you that [laughter] >> and he also wants the other guy to define it for him and it's like you could pick education.
>> I mean I say it as a middle child people pleaser man. That man is such a people pleaser. He does not know anything.
>> Oh play it again cuz it's so funny when a guy goes what to account and strike out against the injustices of the day.
So if you had to define it like >> I need your help and you get >> you tell me you're better at this.
>> I don't know. I don't know who you >> I just gave you my why. But how do you translate that into human?
>> What? So [laughter] if you say like make an appeal to a voter, right? If you vote for me, you get X. Like what in a in a in a kind of concise?
>> By the way, pause it. When when I was talking about predatory check cashing places and black and brown people, this is all I was doing. It's like you tell me.
>> Yes. Okay, you brought up a problem.
Yes. What is the problem? It is black and brown people don't have access to checking accounts. Okay. Now, tell me what you would do to fix this. Because all politicians do by nature is they go here's the problem.
>> Here's how we can fix it >> and here's how we can fix it.
>> He never does the here's how we can fix it part which is insane for a politician. But this is how Democrats get away with it is they talk about affordability. They talk about injustice. They talk about the problem and they're like, "Oh, it's so not fair." And you have voters, men and women, that are like, "You know what?
He's right. That's not fair.
>> Not fair."
>> And most people aren't going to see the entirety of this clip, >> right? They're just going to see like what he chooses to spend on his Iowa ads when he runs for president.
>> All right, we'll play it out just because it's still funny. The guy said, "What?"
>> Make an appeal to a voter, right? Say, "If you vote for me, you get X." Like, what in a in a in a kind of concise, tangible sense, talking to a regular guy.
>> Yeah. No, what is that?
>> I've struggled with being able to communicate. I told you what my why is and why I'm here. And and I mean that.
And that's ingrained in every aspect of my life. And it connects the dot.
>> All right. So, I've told I listen, >> there's a very long paper trail of me saying, "You don't get it. This guy doesn't know what he's talking about."
Not dumb. He doesn't say anything that makes sense. And people because people are numb and they're dumb. They're they're numb and dumb.
>> They go, "Yeah, I like that guy." I'm like, "He doesn't say anything. I have no idea. He came on this show and we play him talking about, you know, the check cashing stuff and we'll play the the homeless thing where he was talking about moms and, you know, he's insane.
But there was another one where I was trying to press him on traffic. I was going, LA's got horrible, horrible traffic. Can we attempt to fix the horrible traffic? And he >> did that same thing. I started laugh by By the way, he >> it's an issue I care about. He say something like that even >> he weirdly laughs at things when I'm going >> I'm pretty serious.
>> Yeah, I'll play this is his remedy for traffic >> and and California with some of the worst traffic in the world doesn't have a policy that Idaho thought of. Is that right?
>> This can't be the first time you've heard this.
>> Well, not specifically this. I I just I saw a billboard out on the 405 says you're not stuck in traffic. And you're thinking, how the hell what does that mean? says you are traffic, which I kind of like, which sort of made the point about our own behavior. That said, uh that said, you know, I hate the the block in the box stuff if you don't.
>> So, his resolve is to like don't drive to work. Don't bring your kids to school cuz you are the >> oncologists work this way. Hey, doctor, I have stage five lymphoma cancer. You know, I saw a bumper sticker said, uh, you don't have cancer, you are cancer.
How about that?
>> Deep.
>> Yeah. Okay, douche. I'M TRYING TO FIX A PROBLEM CALLED TRAFFIC. You're >> telling me a sign that you saw when you were sitting in traffic that you were traffic.
>> Yeah.
>> That doesn't help us solve the problem.
By the way, he's an insane person for answering my question that way. And by the way, the whole check cashashing thing insane.
>> Mhm.
>> 20 minutes of me saying, "What is the plan?" and him never explaining a thing.
People don't That's 13 years old. People don't know the guy's vacuous. He's a [ __ ] nut. He's a sociopath and it's your fault for voting for this GUY WHO HAS ZERO IDEAS. People are like, "Oh, Gavin, Gavin Newsome, this is old. These are old.
>> He's been this way.
>> He's been this way.
>> This is who he is." But I don't know.
Does he not have handlers? Does his [ __ ] wife not pull him aside and go, "You can't just [ __ ] speak gibberish with your hands." His hands act his His hands his hands move like he's in an origami competition. That's his like [ __ ] hands. Like I'm making a 30 swans in 10 seconds, you know? Like it's [ __ ] Someone's got to tell him you have to come. I I'll play the most insane one.
It's Cara Swisser who's on his side who's asking him and this is like 5 years old. I heard it on the radio. I always play it is why this man is clinically insane because I'm asking him how to solve this problem with checking accounts and he keeps bringing it up but he never says anything. I'm I'm talking to him about traffic and he's talking about being traffic. Yes.
>> Car Swisser 5 years ago >> 5 years ago says people are leaving California. What's the plan?
>> Uhhuh.
>> Let's hear his answer. said it best, where the hell are you going to go? And you know, I love I love Texas, don't get me wrong.
>> Is that the new California motto? Where the hell are you going to go?
>> I don't know, but he said it and I but it was an interesting point because where are you going to get so many of the other things?
>> But you are aware that >> it's Jerry Brown, the for the former governor, Jerry Brown is also [ __ ] [ __ ] idiot. He said, [snorts] "Where else are you going to go other than he said that in 1979?" He also he and Rick Perry who was the governor at the time like what back 2012 2013 he of of Texas Rick Perry and Jerry Brown had this back and forth about Texas versus California. So that's always been like a vibe because I think a lot of Californians have gone to Texas and now to Arizona and Tennessee and other places and then but the you're right the fact that Carrie's like um that's not really a winning motto.
>> Yeah. Cara.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Well well Rick Perry and then Carrie and then Cara. Sorry. So, no, it's all right. So, first thing he does is he quotes Jerry Brown and goes, "Where else you going to go?" And then she goes, "Well, you can go anywhere."
And he goes, "Yeah, I didn't say it.
Jerry Brown did."
>> Like, you're quoting a guy. [snorts] Why don't quote a guy and then say, "I didn't say it."
>> Your predecessor who endorsed you and like helped you.
>> Yeah. No football coach in high school goes, "The great Vince Lombardi said, if you can't run around it, run through it." Really, coach? Yeah. No, that's Vince. I don't believe in that [ __ ] You guys do what you want.
>> I'm faking an injury. All right. So, just play just play from the top cuz it's kind of crazy that he does it.
>> Governor Brown said it best. Where the hell are you going to go? And you know, I love I love Texas, don't get me wrong.
>> Is that the new California motto? Where the hell are you going to go?
>> I don't know. But he said it and I but it was an interesting point because where are you going to get so many of the other things in the balance sheet?
that you are aware that I've lived there for two decades essentially and this is the first time I've had people really talking about not being there and not that they could figure it out somewhere else. I don't think that's true. I think they can figure out where they're going to go.
>> I mean, but it's not a zero- sum game.
>> No one knows what that means.
>> Okay. I I have a friend who just went to pause. Uh >> okay, here's the part where he's going to tell a story.
>> Yes. where you go, you know, I have a friend and that friend moved to Oregon and he lived there for a couple years.
He hated it and him and his wife moved back and they're living in Malibu right now. That's that's the story you would tell if you're trying to make your own point.
>> Yes.
>> Here's the story about he tells about a friend who moved to Utah.
>> Beautiful. I it may be the right thing for him. um they've made a ton of money.
They have the ability to take their kids out of public school into private school and they're doing that and um you know they I imagine they're not going to turn their back forever on California former govern.
>> Okay. go.
>> Your example [laughter] is I know a couple that moved out >> and they love it and they can afford more stuff >> and hypothetically he may move back one day except for I don't think Amber ever's going to cuz he seems to be having a pretty good time in >> 6 months in one day in Utah and then the rest of the time here in California.
>> All right, that answer is the same answer you get with you aren't stuck in traffic, you are traffic. Like, hey, people are leaving. What do you have to say, Governor? I know people who left.
Okay, nice job. He's clinically in it's he's clinically insane to provide those kinds of answers in these kinds of forms and I've told people about this all forever and they don't seem to listen to me, but maybe the word is getting out >> hopefully.
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>> Mhm.
>> This weekend doing a wonderful speaking engagement there. I had a madeup movie which we've done before.
>> We have the Sky Rider.
>> Sky Rider.
>> Um I came up with the movie years ago. I used to come up with them all the time.
It It was called u I think it was called Rings of Honor, right?
>> Okay. [laughter] >> Now, picture this. And this is good, too.
>> In Rings of Honor, the terrorists have gone to take over the Olympic training facility in Colorado in Golden, Colorado. Right.
>> Yeah.
>> Cuz that makes sense, right? That's the terrorists are going to kill our best and brightest.
>> Yeah.
>> Right. So the Olympic there they have the Olympic training facility.
>> It's just before the 2028 Olympics or whatever it is and terrorists take over the facility.
>> Okay.
>> And they lock them all in the big one big they round them up and they put them in the gymnasium and you know they're talking to the president. They're saying, "We're going to execute one of these people."
>> This is a good movie. I I'm already seeing I'm already seeing scenes, dude.
>> Already good, right?
>> Okay. So, what what happens?
>> What happens is this. There's tons of scenes where like the guy's like the guard up there. Yeah. You think we could take him out?
He's so far away. The javelin guy.
>> The [laughter] guy's the javelin guy.
>> I was THINKING OF A JAVELIN. THEN there's another thing where it's like that window. Could you get out that window? That's got to be 20 ft high. P Valter guy. Oh my god.
>> Everybody has to use their skill.
>> That's great.
>> The [ __ ] discus guys whipping around and throws the you know he's using like a phone book or something.
>> Yeah, but he's still got this and the uh shot put dude. Yeah, he the gymnast chick does her double spin and kicks and smacks him in the head.
Everybody is using their own particular and there's even some some comedy in it.
[laughter] At some point the curling guy comes up and goes, "You need my help." And they go, "I think we're good."
>> But then there's a scene where [laughter] you slide.
>> Yeah. Because the guy they they realize they throw a grenade at him and then they hide and he's got to the door's closing and he's got to slide that grenade right in right before that door >> closes. It's got to hit the perfect little area, you know, for it to like blow up the other things.
>> Yes. So he's like, >> well, they they hid they they threw the grenade in and they went to go hide and shut the door. And as the door was closing, he curled it right [laughter] in there. Now, here's the scene. You ready?
>> Yeah. at the end cuz the terrorists have cut off all communication.
>> Mhm.
>> Right. And they got the place rigged with explosives >> and the explosives are set to go off in 2 and 1/2 hours. Right.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Now, they've disabled all the vehicles.
They've cut all the communications.
They've set the bombs. And the bombs are going to go off in 2 and 1/2 hours.
Yeah, >> the bomb squad and the sheriff are 26.2 miles away.
>> Yes, >> it's a marathon. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> you know where I'm going.
>> I love it, dude.
>> That guy has to set his personal best time >> in order to get there in time for them to fly out in their Humvees and disarm that bomb.
>> And there's there's foreshadowing to that, too.
>> What's your best time? was like, I can't get below a 210, but they calculate it.
He's got to do his personal best.
Everybody's got to get their personal best height and time. And it's like while he's running, they're going to be they'll be in like a Jeep on the other side. So, he's got to go through all that [ __ ] And I can see the coach being some older like almost like a Clint Eastwood type guy. That was me back in the day. But, you know, I boosted it up.
And I mean, you got it, kid. You can do this. Yeah. And so he he clocks him and he's like, "You're right there." And he's got it. He's encou he's like, "I don't get it. It's just like a quarter of a second or whatever." He's like, "You don't know when it will mean something."
>> All right.
>> So then it comes back later.
>> No. The guy goes, "Yeah, cuz earlier in uh in in the first, you know, in the first first arc, in the first third, they're sitting around and the guy's going marathon. So stupid. Who even cares?" You know, what's it even do? Has it ever helped anyone? Has it ever saved a life? What are we even doing with our lives? Like that's mid act one. People are kind of down on themselves running in a circle doing a pole vault. Was that really going to save anybody, so we foreshadow.
>> Mhm.
>> Mhm. Then he has to set his best. And you know, it's pretty easy. We do the discus.
>> What's the the uh archery? Oh, I can see that. an archery thing where we do archery out.
>> We we do the high jump. You got to get over the wall to like go for help, you know, like everybody.
>> It's called Rings of Honor.
>> Dude, that's an amazing patriotic.
>> That is like an Dude, you should write that. That is a great movie >> cuz I'm already seeing like Dude, first off, I could see a love story too between like whoever the is the main character the marathon runner.
>> Yeah, let's make him the main character.
And then the main woman, she could be like like his love interest.
>> A swimmer could be a swimmer.
>> A gymnast would be cool or a swimmer.
>> No, a gymnast cuz she's going to have to do back flip and kick the guy in the face, [laughter] you know.
>> Now on the terrorist, is there someone like who's really athletic on their side who they're like, "This guy was in the Iranian. I don't know who that is. I don't know if that's a country we're going with, but like he he could have been a badass athlete, too." Or is it just they're the badass athletes and the terrorists have guns and [ __ ] >> I think the terrorists will just be terrorists there. It always has to be kind of the lead guy, you know. Okay.
And and that guy's like in, you know, like in Die Hard or anything. There's the more calculated guy. Should we go with white terrorist?
>> Yeah, we can go white. I feel like that's more sellable.
>> Yeah, we'll go white. We'll give we'll get Well, he'll have a South African accent. That'll be good. And now it's about money and and these things and crypto and I'm going to [laughter] need Bitcoin, you know, I'm going to need 2,000 units of Bitcoin and my Swiss bank account or or these athletes are going to start dying.
>> And he probably has some kind of sto some kind of background. It's like whenever we're finding more about him, it's like, well, you don't remember the Olympics of uh 1978.
>> He's he's motivated. He's motivated.
>> His dad got killed. His dad, >> maybe an American beat his dad or something.
>> I got the backstory.
>> What? [laughter] Okay.
>> His dad was the coach for the Israeli team that was killed in 72 on the tarmac by the terrorist.
>> Dude, that's good. But then why is he bad now?
>> Well, his because the government let him down.
They never they the the dad wasn't Jewish. He was just a coach. And the Israeli government never gave him the honors >> and the dignified burial that all the other guys got cuz he was >> even though he trained all >> he was sort of a mut. Yeah.
>> Yeah. He was part of that team.
>> Oh, I like that.
>> Yeah. So, he's always >> He is also athletic, too. His dad was.
So, I could see him running with the marathon guy some.
>> Mhm.
>> Let's see. Uh, we're writing something on the screen here. The terrorists are Olympians of a discontinued Olympic sport tugof-war [laughter] tested positive for steroids.
All right. Come on, Andrew. You're making a farce out of this [ __ ] rock solid.
>> This is like an Oscar uh caliber.
>> Yeah. Awesome. [laughter] I look look obviously I'm not embraced by Hollywood but this is going to be a popcorn this big tent summer blockbuster kind of kind of film >> and you know I'm going to ask can I have a part in it like can I you know I mean obviously I wouldn't be an athlete but maybe some like >> No you're comic I'll tell you who you are >> your comic relief cuz there's always comic relief in this it's not all heavy all the time >> so is it like the trainer who's got the pans the water bottles now. No, >> you're the cook at the training facility, right? [laughter] >> And and it's like and you're sirly >> and it's like you've been warned not to smoke in the kitchen [laughter] a bunch of times, you know, and everybody's got their own specific diet >> cuz they're cuz they're Olympic athletes. And you're like, I've been here for 20 years, you know? The guy won the pentathlon my first year [ __ ] lived off a can chili. Give me chill out, kids.
>> Give me a break.
>> You know what I mean? And they're like, "We want a sprouted bean salad with dressing on the side and no um no nut no nut oil of any kind." And there's they're like your girlfriend really, your fiance. [laughter] >> We need you to not unroll your socks.
There's a there's a there's a there's a pivotal kind of sign where you're standing there in the kitchen, you know, and you get the um >> and your boss like you hear hear the door open >> and you hear him yell, "Your name's Chad. Chad, you've been smoking in here and you see you you hear you putting your cigarette out in a guacamole dish, you know, [laughter] >> that's who you are.
>> I like that.
>> And you've seen them all."
>> Yeah. So, it's like, okay, what? And it's just And he's really burned out on Oh, look at that, dude.
>> Rings of Honor.
>> Rings. That was quick.
>> That was quick.
>> AI, bro.
>> AI, bro. Yeah. [laughter] >> LOOK AT THAT. THAT'S AMAZING, DUDE.
>> I WATCHED THE [ __ ] out of this film. I want to watch it right now. Can we somehow just upload that photo to AI and it just make the movie for us? [sighs] >> Yeah. And it's, >> bro, look at that. Look at the guy on I forgot about that. the guy on the freaking um rings and stuff who's got a >> Yeah. Pommel horse >> the bar where you got to like there's going to be a scene where he's got to go bars. Yeah. Yeah. He's got to but but but that's the fire sprinklers he's got to do.
>> He's got to grab >> God. This is good. Dude, >> listen. I don't say this about many films, [laughter] but this is going to be better than Jim Kata.
[laughter] The things about Ring of Honor.
>> Yeah.
>> Is it the curling guy? Is it the gymnastics guy? Is it the shot put guy?
I mean, when that >> marathon guy comes at the end, that's going to catch everyone by surprise.
That's great. It's an >> He's got a run to the city. Whereas this one, it's like, ah, we get it. That was basically one note played over and over again. No, this is perfect because it's so many different skills and you kind of the audience will get into like what's this guy going to do to help out? What's the freaking shot put guy going to do?
What's the uh what's the break dancer?
>> Oh, right. What's the break? They've added break.
>> Got to distract them.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, they're going to be laughing.
>> They will be. [laughter] Yeah, they'll be >> Well, she's going to be a hot chick. You know what I mean? And so, they can get distracted by beauty.
>> Okay. I was thinking it'd be like an Asian dude, you know? Yeah, that was just in my head for sure.
>> Well, no, she's going to be dancing and popping and locking and stuff and you can see them kind of licking their chops. Yeah, I may rape this one and [laughter] not kill this one. You know what I mean?
>> And they should actually say that.
That'd be great dialogue.
>> I'm going to rape this one as a terrorist. I would have a rape pile in the kill pile. You know what I mean? I wouldn't be all kill and then remember you're the cranky cook.
>> Yeah. But and I feel like we should have an opportunity to help out too at some point. Maybe the the terrorists are like, "We're hungry. You need to make us something."
>> At some point, >> I'm I'm fighting a guy with my mop.
>> Oh, that's good.
>> He's he's getting his rifle. His rifle runs out of bullets, you know, and he's bashing me and I'm fighting him off.
Fight him off. Fight him off. At some point, he bashes my mop and it just breaks in half. Hold on. Hold on.
>> Hold on. Then I see him pull out a sidearm, [ __ ] it back, and go, "It's going to be my pleasure to execute you."
And he holds it up and you just see me slowly close my eyes.
>> Yeah.
>> Knife right in the [ __ ] chest. Hits him. Hits him. And I I open my eyes. I'm like, "Why am I not dead yet?" And there's a knife hanging out and I [laughter] I go, "What?" And I look at you and you're lighting a cigarette.
Wait, >> that was you throwing that knife?
>> I threw the knife. Okay.
>> Yeah. Because there's this scene.
>> Let me p the beginning when you're like chopping and dicing. So it's like, "Oh, this guy's good, but his [ __ ] attitude is so bad." You know what I mean? And there's a little thing where it's like, you know, >> you could have been working at Olympic headquarters in Munich right now if your [ __ ] attitude was a little better.
Yeah. You got busted down the short order.
>> Got c smoking weed with the athletes.
>> Yeah, it's got a little >> I like that, dude. Well, I was thinking for I mean just a possible alt is right before he he's gonna shoot he's like I'm gonna take pleasure in this and then he you close your eyes and then he goes >> I don't know he [ __ ] his [laughter] pants >> he shits his pants right there >> it's not bad I'm like you said you wanted it rare >> I still feel like even with the food poisoning he could still squeeze the trigger on it >> no but it's such an insane [ __ ] that HE CAN'T AH IT'S [laughter] GOING TO BE TOUGH to really get that across to the audience.
I I like it. And then that's where you hit them one last time with a mop like, "Don't dirty my floors. P." And then you kick them out. I'll tell you what, I'll meet you halfway. [laughter] Okay. You right.
>> Yeah. Someone's got to [ __ ] their bed.
>> Yeah. You spike the food or the guards.
That's what buys our people time.
>> Okay.
>> My guy's the one bad guard where he's like we're doing a translation, you know, like I don't trust that hippie back there. I brought my own food. You know what I mean? I eat from the vending machine. So, we're kind of waiting for all of them to get sick, but not the one guy.
>> He doesn't get sick. He didn't eat it.
But the other guys all got [ __ ] food poison. That's why I had to fight the one guy with my mop handle. And that's where you and the knife comes in. Right.
We do a little thing at the beginning where it's tight on your hands and you're chopping stuff Benihana style.
And then there's a weird little swing and into the side knife holster thing.
So, we get that you have some skills.
You have some skills, but as we pan up, you're not the guy we thought you were going to be.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now, now that we've got that established, who's our who's our death? Cuz you know, one good guy will die where it's kind of like a big like, wo, this is a comedy type fun movie, but >> things are getting real, you know?
Right.
>> It'll be that moment after they had just defeated some guards like, "Oh, all we got to do, they figure out the big plan."
>> Yeah.
>> And then someone's got to, >> okay, the the one guy that's got to die >> is this sort of Big John character. Now, there's a song called Big John where there was this minor >> Sounds racist. [laughter] >> Big John sounds racist.
>> And he was a he was a quiet guy, tough guy. I [clears throat] like killed people with his hands and stuff, but at the end he gave his life to save everyone in that mine, right? And so this guy is he is the big dude. He is a heavyweight wrestler >> and he's a mean son of a [ __ ] and we all like you steer clear of that guy. He doesn't talk to anybody. You don't want to cross him. He's a badass, right? And he's big and tough and he doesn't say anything. But at the very end, he's the guy who rushes all all of them while they're just shooting him in slow motion, buying us. He sacrifices the team.
>> He sacrifices time. The big guy we all hated, who didn't talk to anybody was the one with the heart of gold at the end and the bravery.
>> Oh, dude, that just got me thinking for that scene, too. Like, this is kind of a cinematic choice, but he just got shot.
Pa pa pa. And he's laying there. Uh, but then like it kind of gets fuzzy around his face and you see the American flag in the background.
>> Uhhuh. Yeah. Pan.
>> Yeah. It's just a little bit like Oh.
And then Okay. Do you want to skip? Cuz I I was think I' I was thinking of an ending. I don't know the real ending, but I was thinking of a very end ending.
>> Mhm.
>> Basically, they're at the podium of the Olympics.
>> You know, smash cut.
>> Smash cut. Yeah. Mhm.
>> And then you see the medal and it goes over not the marathon runner, but it has to go over the cook.
>> Uh-huh. [laughter] >> Is that a possibility?
>> You think it's the cook?
>> Maybe not the cook, but it's got to be something where it's like you think it's going to be him and then it's not. Or it could be him. That would be a nice feelood like >> I don't know.
>> I don't know if you would shave and cut your hair.
>> I totally would. Okay. But I don't want you >> I would do anything for Ring of Honor.
>> Okay. Rings of Honor.
>> I need you Scruffy for the beginning.
The very end is like we do one of those ends on, you know, we tack the end. We run we roll some credits and then we do our little What do they call that, Andrew, with your stupid superhero movies? Yeah. We do that postredit scene and they do a thing where they we're we're in Napa now and they're doing an unveiling for like the celebrated Napa chef of [laughter] the year and all a sudden it's you all clean cut with your beard shaved and you're wearing like horn room glasses and your your name whatever your your name you're nameing the things Andy but they call you Andrew now Chef Andrew whatever and you got a couple hot chicks smiling at you. That's where we go out. Yeah, that's pretty good. God, this is a great movie.
>> M I want to watch it right now. All right, so I want to get your opinion on something.
>> Okay.
>> Uh Scott Adams, as we know, past Scott was a great guy and Scott was a thinker.
Scott was a real interesting >> guy. And basically the way the left works is they inhabit all of the writing assignments for all the magazines and all the Newsweek and all the whatever. So when I make a comment about CO that's controversial, Newsweek has to jump on it with one of their dumb [ __ ] writers and write a bunch of lies or stuff that turned out to be lies later on.
>> But that's how they go. Now, these same people have no idea who Scott Adams is in terms of his content. The same way they didn't have any idea about Charlie Kirk, who Charlie Kirk was, they don't have any idea who Dennis Prager is. They don't understand that these people are intellectuals. They're thoughtful and thoughtprovoking. They're god-fearing.
They're like family oriented. They're good solid taxpaying citizens.
>> They just didn't come up with their thought process or beliefs overnight.
Like it's something specifically with Prager and Scott took decades.
>> Yes.
>> Of life and wisdom and relationship >> and reading and talking and conversing and exploring thoughts, exploring ideas and then arriving at at conclusions conclusions and places.
>> All right. But the dumb [ __ ] at People magazine is never going to look into their body of work ever.
>> They're just looking at the most controversial thing they might have said >> and that and they're just not on the left. there's somebody who's not with them and their horrible ideas about transgender or gay rights or LGBT or the border or whatever faka nonsense that they subscribe to with climate change or open borders or tax the rich or whatever burn Elon's dealerships like whatever dumb [ __ ] you idiots are doing. Dennis Prager and many others are too smart to [snorts] go along with your horseshit.
Yep.
>> And so there's either there's two groups that go along with the horseshit.
There's the dumb shits who go along with the horseshit and then there's the people in Hollywood who are scared because they want to work again so they pretend to go along with the horseshit so they can work.
>> Yeah.
>> All right. So then somebody dies and then somebody's got to handle the news and the obit and the what happened and the person for People magazine but it would be the same for any rag. They always give it to the angriest 34 year old chick out there. And then she has no idea who he is. And then so she writes, "Scott Adams, disgraced Dilbert Crater dies at 68." Now disgraced. Right. Then the people that are Scott Adams fans, which are many, although she's not aware of any of them because she's never spoken to anyone who likes Scott Adams because she's at the she's at the lesbian parade all day, right? So, she doesn't know anybody who likes that.
They're always surprised like, "Oh, I've never met anyone who would vote for Hillary Clinton." Like, there bunch of smart people out there that you guys will not expose yourself to.
>> Yeah. I was just looking for a post because this reminded me of a meme I saw earlier and it was like on one side it was like a former ISIS leader and it was like the title about him after he died was esteemed Islamic uh uh >> like scholar right >> passes at 72 passes because the IDF like killed him or something versus what they had said about Scott Adams and it wasn't even people it was like the New York Times or something else >> right >> about his unhinged rants in 2023 >> right so the weird legacy and then I So, you know, when I die, this bitch's younger sister will just write racist misogynist Adam Crawler dies. The end.
You know what I mean? Like, that'll that'll be it. And and that's that's how they what they love to do is they they love to weave in some controversy. But the problem with the controversy is like when you write the obit on Harvey Weinstein or Bill Cosby, then you would be right to work that controversial in there. Scott Adams didn't rape anyone or get caught in some sort of molestation triangle or something. He never drunk women do anything. He what he did is he dared to have opinions that were different than yours.
>> Yep.
>> But you're in charge of writing it. So then, and I don't know how you feel about this, then the internet just started putting her picture everywhere, calling her fat pig.
>> Oh no.
>> And and then she had to take her name off and then they kept putting her name back on. So the internet reacted hard.
Now, >> I don't really like the doxing stuff and the weight shaming and the and the all that kind of stuff.
>> It doesn't win anybody over to your side.
>> Yeah. But if you're going to be sort of inherently cruel, >> then people then you here's what here's all I'm saying.
>> Yeah. I think what happens is you push people to a point that even if she hasn't been consistently inherently cruel to Scott Adams and his fans, there's a group of the internet that just is constantly hit and seeing horrible cruelty.
>> Mhm.
>> Whether it was after Charlie's murder or Scott Adams death or Dennis Prager's accident, like all this stuff. And like it's just like they feel so [ __ ] on all the time >> that they feel the need to be to defend themselves, right?
>> Yeah. My my take is uh she drew first blood >> and while I don't appreciate you can find some of the comments out there, Andrew, I don't appreciate, you know, the fat shaming and whatever the doxing and all that kind of stuff. Um show the quorum. The guy just died. You may not have been a fan, but he had many. and you chose to put the word disgraced in there for no no reason. And now you're getting disgraced because there's a bunch of pictures of you looking fat and dumb on on the internet and everyone's making fun of you, which I kind of like in that I hope you slow your [ __ ] roll next time you're going to do this kind of thing. And also, where's your [ __ ] editor?
>> Like, are there any adults in this building who could just look at this and go, I look, the guy died 9 hours ago. He has a family. You're not going to write disgraced on there. He didn't do anything.
>> This is why I'm against the doxing of a woman like this is she's not the only person to blame. She probably did this because one, it's what she thinks and two because it's what she thinks her bosses want from her.
>> Right. So, to use a word of the left, it is a systemic problem within the echelons and the leadership and the powers at play at People magazine that enable her to do this.
>> Yes. So yes, it is her decision to do it, but she is also hankering for a paycheck and an article to get posted and she's like, "Yeah, I'll do the obit.
I haven't had a peace in a week." This is the thing I was talking about.
>> Abu Bakar Albagghdadi, a steer religious scholar at the helm of Islamic State, ISIS, you know, terrorist group ISIS, that one >> dies at 48.
>> Scott Adams disgraced Dilbert Crater. I know they're so they're so morally bankrupt that they cannot draw a distinction between these. But also, if let's just say Mark Ruffalo died >> Mhm.
>> I wouldn't dispatch Donald Trump Jr. to write his obit. You know what I mean? Cuz I would go, that's not going to end up like a like a a thoughtful. But I wouldn't I wouldn't put this person in that position. I would know >> that person's not going to write a good obit about this person. You know the chick with >> 15 different you know her politics >> and you know Scott Adams politics. Why is she I know they don't care but expect this to happen is what I'm saying.
>> And I'm sort of happy for it in that you get what you get. You you said something really shitty about a dead person and now people are making you feel bad on the internet. And I >> I don't know that she's going to learn her lesson.
>> I think she I think she will in that >> I think she's [snorts] just going to blame it on >> No, here's here's my whole point.
>> Uh-huh.
>> There's two ways you can learn a lesson.
You can have some sort of moral reckoning, >> which she's never going to do.
>> That's not true. You can plant little seeds. It can happen.
So, you know that >> she's not going to have a moral reckoning. [laughter] >> My daughter spit in the face of her nanny when she was two and her nanny smacked her.
>> Uhhuh.
>> And she's never spit on anyone. Now, my daughter didn't have a moral reckoning.
She got smacked.
>> Okay.
>> She shut up and she stopped spitting on people. Y >> this chick's getting smacked right now.
And she may not be learning a lesson, but she's gonna think long and hard. If Dennis Prager passes and she has to go write that headline, she's going to think I know, knock on wood. No, I'm just picking somebody who's conservative. The point is she's going to have to think long and hard because she doesn't want to get dragged through the internet again. And that there's again there's two lessons you can learn.
There's a moral reckoning and then there's a slap in the face. And she doesn't want to do that. these post.
>> She has protected post now.
>> She has protected post.
>> I think Did she have the Miss Piggy profile picture up beforehand, though?
Maybe she's uh she's uh in on the joke a little bit. She's like, "Okay, if you're going to call me Miss Piggy, I'll put up the Miss Piggy pick." I'm just saying as a person who is fine with disciplining children. not smacking him on the face, but you know that I think that yes, she might pause, but she will also continue to build a case against conservatives.
>> 100% people and make herself a victim instead of being retrospective and thinking about what could I have done differently or what did I >> 100% she's never going to write another horrible headline about a conservative because she got it. Or the alternative is she feels like a victim. She feels like she was justified and she doubles down and just to please her own.
>> Not in the headline department, I don't think. But she's getting dragged through the internet. She doesn't like there's a thousand pictures calling her fat ass and she hates it. All right, let me just tell you something on a happier note.
>> Okay, >> I got a buck slip. I'm happy to say everyone get a buck slip. It's the greatest. A little stiff. Uh I have them. I use them all the time. They're probably I'm eyeballing it. They're 4 in wide and about 9 or 10 in long and they're awesome cuz they got a little heft and you can ride on them. Uh, I got a buck slip and it says, "Ace nearly spit my coffee out this morning when you were talking about God some people with their penmanship [laughter] talking Jason about um, legal California companies sell gift certificates and then not honor them.
>> It was illegal for that in California."
Anyway, meanwhile, here in North Carolina, I've been clinging to a PF Chang gift card like it's a family heirloom. I got it almost 3 years ago and want you to have it. Um, I want to send it to you. It's tough to read. Anyway, um your comments today reminded me I still had it, so I thought I'd mail it to you as a Christmas gift. Get it on. And I guess this is from uh Chris Johnson, cuz that's what it says at the bottom of the buck slip. Um point is, >> you're taking me out to lunch.
>> Yeah, I [laughter] I love PF Changs and I wanted to thank Chris. It's belated cuz it's been a it's been a minute, but he sent me this and I'm I'm definitely >> taking advantage of it. And also, if anyone wants to know my wiring, these buck slips, I'm not throwing it away cuz I can write notes on the back side of the buck.
>> Yep.
>> I even got I got white buck lips and light blue buck slips. And white bucklips are jokes and creative. And the light blue ones are the list of life, the things, the hardware store, the things to do.
>> Interesting.
>> All right. You have some news there, Alicia.
>> I have some news. And I don't know if I should intro this or just roll the tape, man, cuz this one is so good. Did you hear about Donald Trump going to Michigan at a a Ford plant over the last couple of days?
>> I uh I did hear about that. I saw my friend uh Jim Farley, who runs a thing, who looks just like Chris Farley, who's related to Chris Farley. All right. So, originally TMZ had this video. Now it's gone everywhere. But President Trump flipped the bird at a person who shouted that he was a pedophile protector during a Tuesday trip to a Ford plant in Michigan.
>> A clearly irritated president pointed and twice mouthed Fu from an elevated platform at the heckler. He then his middle finger.
>> Sorry, we're there. Like I see I mean we're just there in terms of I'm watching Jacob Fry, Mayor Minneapolis on on Anderson Cooper and he's like I will say it >> once. I'll say it again. [ __ ] Ice.
>> Yeah, >> [ __ ] Ice. It's like, okay, you weren't supposed to be able to do this.
>> And now everybody does it.
>> And nobody nobody cares. This is all the parsley on the side of the plate of life which is >> every time you go to a diner in the 50s60s7s and ' 80s it came with a springrig of parsley and then everyone would go why do we need this par cuz it has to have it and then some point it left and then nobody cared and it was like I started off my career them going listen you can say boobs but you can't say tits now Bob what's where we at with tatas you say [snorts] tat but not tatas Like I I was on Comedy Central. They were literally told me once, uh, say women's underwear, but don't say women's underpants. And I I didn't know. They had weird rules. Lots of rules. But the point is is now everyone just says whatever the [ __ ] they want. Just cuss away and it's cable. Like nobody >> It's insane.
>> And nobody cares. and every mayor and I mean you see these mayors like you know the Lakers win the playoffs and they're doing the big they win the the championship and they're doing the parade and then the the mayor just gets up there he's like [ __ ] the Celtics it's like okay weirdo >> we used to have decorum yes >> well apparently this the guy that end was yelling at him is a 40year-old United Auto workers local 600 line worker at that Ford factory his name is TJ Sabula and he said he was an independent says, quote, "No regrets whatsoever. I don't feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity." That sounds like Michael Jordan going into an NBA playoff game, and today I think I did that. He said that it was a reference to the Justice Department's slow release of the files of the notorious late sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. The White House was asked for comment on this, and I pulled it up cuz I found it hilarious. White House comm's director Steven Chung said in a statement, quote, "A lunatic was wildly screaming exploives in a complete fit of rage, and the president gave an appropriate and unambiguous response."
>> Can we play it?
>> Yeah.
That's him. Well, we're there. My favorite comment was somebody on Instagram was like, "I love this about Trump, but Bologania doesn't. He's going to get an earful when he gets home."
>> She prefers it when he acts like a gentleman.
>> Yeah.
>> Also, this at the same speech, this was the best. He was uh imitating [laughter] Joe, he was doing a speech on the economy and making America great again.
Um, and then he talked about GDP expectations and how it was better than Biden. And then he just went on a riff about Joe Biden.
>> There we go. You ever noticed Joe would always cough before a speech? State of the Union. He gets [groaning] ladies and gentlemen and then it would be like very short. Although the one time they had him spruced up pretty good. Remember he was Isaac Kite.
I I'll tell you there's a thing that you have to be careful of a little bit. And also [ __ ] Joe Biden. I mean that guy tried to put this guy in jail. maybe almost got him killed with a bullet.
Biden's a horrible guy. He's corrupt.
His family's corrupt. He's insane narcissist and he hurt this country. So, you can say whatever you want about Joe Biden and he's just a race hustler and a liar. But anyway, >> um >> other than that, I'm a [laughter] big fan. He's a horrible president, but he's also a race hustler. He just said anyway, >> he's horrible for this country anyway.
And he's totally corrupt. But Trump and anyone people have to be careful of this and I'll I'll tell you how it works.
>> Um people who aren't comedians and not traditional comedians, especially when they're in roles like rabbis, you know what I mean?
>> Or anyone delivering a eulogy or anyone like a school teacher like remember when you homeschool us regular folk? [laughter] You guys remember your one funny teacher? But your one funny teacher wasn't really funny. He was just funny for a school teacher.
>> He, you know, he'd be like, "Hey, Corola, you're awesome. A sometimes you're good and sometimes you're bad."
Like stupid corny jokes. You know what I mean?
>> But he'd be the funny one. And Trump has this [clears throat] captive audience.
And Trump is >> he loves to perform.
>> Super funny for a president, but not necessarily super funny for a comedian.
But everyone's going to laugh super hard because you don't expect a principal or president or the [clears throat] gym coach >> to be funny like or or or the priest or the rabbi like they can always get a big laugh. Yeah.
>> So, you have to be careful because it gets easy and then you can start just sort of doing a lot of material because they're always going to be laughing and like it's a kind of a thing where comedians and I'm I'm this way too. You can go travel the country and play to sold out rooms that are all your audience and then you walk out and it's real easy.
But what you need to do is pop up at the comedy store on a Wednesday night or whatever and do 15 minutes cuz that's not your a. They're not there to see you. And then you get a real feel of how your material is working with folk that aren't there necessarily to see you.
>> Um >> but Trump always is like that comedian that always has his audience. You know what I mean? or or also I think with a pastor or a politician, you're also going to get the awe factor that even though [clears throat] he clearly there were some people at this Ford plant that weren't fans of his, the vast majority of the people are his fans, so he can do no wrong. So when they're looking at him through that perspective, >> Mhm.
>> when he's like, "Hey, everything's cheaper this year." Even though it isn't, they're like, "Yeah, it's cheaper." And when he talks about how crappy Biden is, they're like, "Yeah, he's crappy." or when he does the Biden impersonation, they think it's hilarious because it's your team and we're all inclined at a human level to like hurrah our team.
>> Yeah. You need to get your art judged by a critic, not a fan.
>> Sometimes >> we have Philly DA Larry Kraner trying to get some media heat saying, "F not funny."
>> Oh, I remember this one. Yeah.
>> See, let's see what he sounds like.
If any law enforcement agent, any ICE agent is going to come to Philly to commit crimes, then you can get the f out of here.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Oh, he didn't even say it. That's like me.
>> So, me saying you can get the f out of here. No, you got to say it, man. Come on.
>> So, he's saying if you're from ICE >> Yes. and you just decide to go rogue and go to Philly and commit crimes [laughter] >> like robbing liquor stores or something, then you can leave.
>> He means shooting innocent people, which is the leftist narrative of what happened in Minneapolis. But also like >> and you should go there and then leave or not go at all.
>> Good question.
>> Cuz he said if you're going to come here, you should leave.
>> Yeah. If you're going to come here to commit crimes, >> then you need to leave.
>> But Ilhan Omar and AOC think that all that ICE is doing is unconstitutional and crime committing. So, he's telling them not to do their jobs within the city of Philadelphia.
>> I I I don't know. Well, here's the here's the entire I mean, let me explain something and and sorry with the chick think stuff, but we're we're there.
We're there. Um I mean, I'll women are going nuts, but the problem with women and some guys is if if you let's just say you're in a relationship, you know what I mean? and somebody goes, "Um, I'm going to um pull up my car. Your your husband is going to pull up his car in front of the garage so he can unload groceries and bring them into the house." Well, if that's what he's doing, but you say this guy pulls up in front of the garage, blocks me in the garage, and then just goes into the house. if that's what you're saying he's doing that he is a bad guy >> and his actions are wrong. So Ilhan Omar and all the nutty chicks on the squad are just like these people come into town they don't answer to anybody they come in unmarked vans they start grabbing citizens and disappearing them and then they put them in goolock >> was saying the same thing.
>> Yeah. They put them in sweat shops in Honduras. It's like, okay, well, if any of that happened ever, >> then that'd be bad. Except for none of that happens. But if you're working on the premise that that's what's going on, then you're married to a bad guy who blocked you in the garage. [laughter] Now, I say the guy pulled up and maybe the guy could have parked on the street and carried the groceries up into the house, but it was so much closer to pull up in front of the garage, but ended up blocking you in the garage, which you didn't like, but he was doing it because you're performing a service and a task.
>> Yep.
>> So, you want to characterize it as this maniac just pulls up and blocks me in the garage and I got to get I got to pick up the kids and now I can't get out of the garage. Well, then that sounds like a bad guy and it sounds like he should not do that.
>> Uh, now if you characterized it as you [ __ ] left the border open, Congress made laws and we're just applying those laws using force essentially like a police force would do. We're taking, you know, criminals and sometimes pedophiles and gangbangers and murderers and we're removing them from these societies where they're terrorizing people. Well, then that makes me sound better. Yep.
>> But they never will do that.
>> But their problem is always hyperbole because I stop listening to them. you stop listening them though. But if you're the average if you're the average voter who's just listening to a snippet of the news on your favorite country station while you're driving to work at a factory or you're a stay-at-home mom that's listening to a brief podcast to tell you what's up. The narrative is so tainted.
>> I I totally agree. But listen everybody, can you please have a little intellectual honesty and read between the lines a little bit? You think >> these guys are pulling up in unmarked vans, grabbing citizens and taking them to a goolock? Do you really? And also, how does that benefit them or the president? You're just grabbing guys could have [clears throat] voted for Trump. gonna end up in a goolog. First off, this is going to end up in a lot of lawsuits if they're just grabbing dudes who are walking their dogs and sending them to sweat cams.
>> Did you hear about them apparently going to like electric car charging stations and questioning people? And I was and I was like and they were like, "This is this is targeting of a of a hardworking community. They're trying to target like Uber drivers or something, right?"
>> And I'm like, "Oh, okay.
>> What?"
>> Yeah. To your point, Adam, is people's hatred for one man has rendered them completely incapable of critical thought.
>> I I get it, but you're college educated.
You speak for a living and you share news and ideas with an audience. You should be a little critical. I >> But listen, everybody >> has to do this all the time because there's a micro and a macro version of this. I used to have to do it with Drew all the time. Drew was Drew's a little bit of a hysteric, which is weird >> cuz he's emotionally in tune with I think how things affect him and other people.
>> It would happen all the time. He'd go, "I was walking through the airport and this woman runs at me screaming, screaming in my face." And I'd go, "She wasn't screaming in your face. She was screaming." I go, "Okay, true. She didn't run at you and start sclyitly raised her voice a little critiqued, whatever." But I had to keep telling them that didn't happen. That didn't happen.
>> Somebody has to explain to these people when they're talking about disappearing citizens. Someone has to just go that Okay, listen. We don't like what they're doing >> and maybe they've crossed the line legally, but whatever it is you're saying is happening is not happening.
>> Yes, it's you're saying it's a 10.
>> It's not a 10.
>> I have a clip uh because you know my my theory is always that women are going insane.
They've all been weaponized. Most of it, not all been weaponized, but >> by white liberal men, >> right? But all the women that are doing most of the scuffling and most of the battling out there, it seems like mostly women, which is insane.
>> Well, you know why, right?
>> They hate their dads. be no it's it's from these race to to dinner Joy Reid Joy Behar Whoopy Goldberg like all of these these leftist people Ilhan Omar AOC that have been telling white women for the last decade hey guys you're part of the problem because you haven't spoken up so now it's your time to speak up because your voices are going to be listened to more and we don't like white men so we need white women as allies so therefore we're going to have George Sorosa Jason organizations train you in how to be these crazy radicals and hinder ICE in their job. And then it makes all of the white women feel guilty and shamed and embarrassed for how America is systemically horrible to people of color and immigrants and yada yada. And then it weaponizes them to do stupid things and it makes all women look bad.
>> And the great thing about Joy Reed is she's such a race hustler that she's like, well now black women can't do it cuz they'll just be hunted down and killed. We need white women to do it, but white women won't get shot. It's like shot, she said.
>> Yeah. Hey, [ __ ] >> She just got shot. A white chick and her white friend.
>> That's what a race hustler Joy Reed is.
And also how she doesn't adhere to any sort of gravity or truth or any coherence of nothing. She's just 100% [ __ ] But if you're a millennial woman, whether you're, let's say, independent or of the left, and you are told this for 10 years by people that you deem to be the truth tellers.
>> Yes. But also, >> then of course you're going to be brainwashed to do these things.
>> You It also helps to hate your dad.
[clears throat and laughter] It helps.
I'll I'll play a clip. Oh, it all goes back to that. Everything goes back to that.
>> No reverence for pops. Are these ladies looking for a new type of exercise?
Psychiatrists are telling Prime Time that these women have deeprooted anger issues and immigration agents are just an excuse for a punching bag.
>> You know, one thing that hating men has trained me for is literally trained me for chasing ICE cars off of my street.
Five of them right now. following down the neighborhood, honking, blowing whistles, telling them to off.
All that rage that I have felt towards men is coming out.
I have been praying for this moment.
>> She has she hates her dad.
>> The rage that I have felt to >> She hates her daddy.
>> That a lot of this, by the way, a lot of broken families, a lot of dads abandoning, lots of hatred for dad, lots of daddy issues. critical thought would say, "Let's arrest the people who are raping and killing women."
>> Are there worse than the ICE officers?
>> But also, there's another there's another thing that I keep getting back to, which is life used to be very tactile and practical. You know, it was very much get up when the sun comes up, go milk the cow with the thing, you know, go make harvest the eggs, you know what I mean?
It was like you didn't do it right, you'd freeze and you you wouldn't have food for the winter.
>> There was like cohesion because everybody relied on each other. Like Paw Wilder was out hunting and in the fields and Ma Wilder was at home keeping the fire stoked and baking all the pies.
>> Mhm. And Gene Wilder was acting like some kind of homo.
>> Do you not get the Little House on the Prairie reference? [laughter] >> I was >> Nobody got the Little House on the Prairie. I was talking about [laughter] the guy who ended up Charlie the Chocolate Factory.
>> The only version that I will watch the one good No, I listen I was the guy who made a Little House on the Prairie reference um when we were doing um Oh god, you can find it. I was doing a thing with um Barry Weiss in Austin >> and I made the Little House on the Prairie reference and I watched the [ __ ] out of that show.
>> But my point is is >> everyone had a job, everyone was engaged, but there was a a a practicality that is baked in with a way of living.
And and so all the guys I know who build for a living have a kind of a logic because your thoughts and your feelings don't really factor into structure and engineering. It's like you can hope and think and whatever you can talk first off you can talk all you want it's never going to get built.
>> Y >> so so there's an action part of it.
Secondly >> you can want it to look that way and it's not going to happen. Yeah. There's a real sort of mechanically brass tax of when you work in a mill and you work around blades and blah blah blah. So there's there's it's all baked in. And women had their version of that. I mean, they may have not been going to the to the mill, but they're baking and slaughtering, plucking chickens and ringing their necks and making stew and stuff like there's a real order and a mechanical sort of thing. And so people understood gravity and practicality and you wouldn't stand in front of a wagon screaming.
Wagon's going to run you over, but you would know that if you were Little House on the Prairie.
>> Yep.
>> Um, and >> you're saying life has gotten too easy for >> it got it got weird and it got it it got too digital >> and sort of gravity there's no gravity anymore. Can we also talk about how the algorithm is feeding this though >> because there's that too like voices like yours or Barry Weiss or Ben Shapiro or Fox like they can't break through all the time to these people because of the algorithm is like feeding that lady more male hate, more ice hate, more Trump hate.
>> Yeah. But but I but here's what I would argue.
If you come from the farm, you're much less susceptible to impractical thoughts.
>> You're gonna filter things a little better.
>> You go, "Well, that doesn't make sense.
That doesn't hold up." Y >> sorry. Me talking about Little House on the Fire. Sorry.
>> And we took in the last 10 minutes everyone and we put them in a cubicle and we fired air conditioning at them and we told them to do data entry on a computer and we started eating our own brains. I mean, they h they have studies that say, you know, all the kids on Prozac and all the meds and stuff, hiking and classical music work better than than all the serotonin reuptake inhibitors you can ingest. So, we're having, [applause] you watch, you know, Little House on the Prairie, no one was depressed, [laughter] everyone was miserable.
But no one was depressed. All right.
>> So, >> Little House on the Prayer River. And then a lot of people would tweet me and they go, "That's a madeup story, you know." I'm like, "Yeah, I know. I watch it on TV in North Hollywood in 1974.
>> Congratulations on using serotonin intake inhibitors."
>> Yeah. Without stumbling on it.
>> Did you ever [laughter] did a young Adam Corolla think those words would ever come out of your mouth?
>> It's not intake, it's uptake. Uptake.
Okay.
>> Uh, no. But I sat next to Dr. through for so long that I know what Peron's [laughter] disease is and I know what Dartik's tunic is and stuff. I know what all the stuff because he said it all the time.
>> It's a great joke and that just makes it more more better because >> my husband and I finished watching the uh Marello, what's his last name? that's on SNL that does a really great Sebastian med like impersonation and he has a whole thing about how his mother had to escape Cuba at 12 years old because you know the government took her house and how they were not allowed to be depressed or have ADD.
>> Right. Right.
>> And she was like, "Oh, if anybody in this house should have depression, it is me."
>> Yeah. Yeah. No.
>> Or your ADD. No, I will give you ADD.
>> You That'll work.
>> So funny.
>> All right. One more with the RFK story, dude.
>> Oh, this one's great. And I like I'm going to hop on that plane and try to join you at the Kennedy Center because I want to meet him and see this happen. I want to see the Corolla Kennedy like collab.
>> Well, >> and I want to see what he says about your eating habits. This We're just going to play this clip. This clip is gold. Get ready.
>> Who has the most unhinged eating habits?
>> The president.
Oh, you know, the interesting thing about the president is that he eats really bad food, which is McDonald's, uh, and then, you know, candy and Diet Coke, but he eats it drinks the Diet Coke all times. He has a constitution of the of a deity. I don't know how he's alive, but he is. But, and he's at Mara Lago.
He he says he he says that the only time that he eats the junk food is when he's on the road and he wants to eat food from big corporations because he trusts that he doesn't want to get sick when he's on the road. But when he's at Mara Lago or at the White House, he's eating really good food. No, I think you get this if you travel with him, you get this idea that he's uh he's just pumping himself full of poison all day long and you don't know how he's walking around, much less being the most energetic person, you know, any of us have ever met.
>> Well, a bunch of stuff. Kennedy Kennedy is not going to be joining me in DC. his people reached out said he wanted to be a part of it and then said now there's something came up with the schedule and whatever I know but we'll talk you to stand in [laughter] >> we'll get him on >> he's a very honest guy >> and he's not a politician so he doesn't do the [ __ ] politician spin on everything he does the honest answer on on everything >> that's how he really feels about Trump's diet >> but also look if you have a motor everyone always talks, you know, people all the time, they go, "I had red meat and then I got really tired after I ate the red meat." If you have a motor, what Trump does is Trump wants to get stuff done all the time in a hurry and that gets him up and it keeps him up and it moves him. I I like I remember one time I was moving. I was doing a big remod and I was so into it and so hands-on and like so motivated that I just sprung out of bed like literally every morning early. Now, I like to sleep in and I like to relax like everyone else, but I had something to do that was motivating me. And the same thing as other people who have nothing to motivate them, they're tired all the time. So, it's not just about sort of blood sugar or eating fast food. It's more about your brain. Like, are you with >> He's just geared different.
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