1.3 Billion Dollars Still Can’t Buy Love

追加: 2026-05-23

[00:00:00]My name is not Sam Wilson. It's Walden Schmidt.

[00:00:02]>> Your name's not Sam Wilson.

[00:00:04]>> No. And I'm not broke either. I have a lot of money. Think about a lot of money and then multiply it by 10,000.

[00:00:11]>> How is this possible? You worked at a Christmas tree lot. You didn't chip in on the rent. I saw you use toilet paper as a coffee filter.

[00:00:18]>> That's only because the day before I used the last coffee filter as toilet paper.

[00:00:22]>> Okay. Why are you doing this, Sam?

[00:00:24]>> It's Walden.

[00:00:25]>> Okay. Whatever your name is.

[00:00:26]>> Because I wanted to meet someone like you. Someone who's kind and genuine and sweet and not after my money. Someone that I felt like I had a real connection with.

[00:00:35]>> So to make sure you could trust me, you lied to me.

[00:00:38]>> Trust me. You are the most amazing person I've ever met. I love you.

[00:00:42]Whether I'm Sam Wilson or Walden Schmidt.

[00:00:44]>> Well, good for you. Unfortunately, I have no idea who Walden Schmidt is. You know what? This whole time I thought he was the douche. Turns out you're the douche.

[00:00:53]>> Unbelievable. She likes me. I did what I did for love. Am I really that bad of a guy?