Most Unhinged GTA 6 Fan…

[00:00:00]Hello guys and girls, me Mutahar, and you know ladies and gentlemen, you know what I love? Peak insanity. And you know what gaming community is like peak insanity? You know, a lot of people will say, "Oh, it's the Elder Scrolls community. It's the Half-Life community.

[00:00:13]It's all these other gaming com- No, I'll tell you right now, straight up, the most insane community is the Grand Theft Auto community. You want to know why, ladies and gentlemen? Because you have individuals analyzing acoustic sound charts of Rockstar Games Studios just to identify when the third goddamn trailer for a game will drop. Yeah, we're getting to a point where we're actually using like, you know, we're actually doing like reconnaissance at the studio of of [laughter] the of what probably one of the most anticipated games ever made. And uh trying to understand uh just when they'll release the next bit of marketing hoopla. Now, before we go into this, ladies and gentlemen, I think I have to pretty much stress and say, this is probably a joke.

[00:01:00]Okay? The last time I covered this kind of stuff, I talked about something funny in the GTA 6 community where like one individual is using like [ __ ] star charts mapping out like where we were in relative in our solar system. And a lot of people were like, "Well, this is just [ __ ] unhinged." Obviously, it's unhinged. But you know what? We can have fun, right? That's the whole point of the internet. That's what we try to [ __ ] do. So yeah, you know, even in that case, you know, I had fun with it.

[00:01:26]I actually owe that person a copy of Grand Theft Auto 6 when it drops. So to give you an idea, where is this story coming from, ladies and gentlemen? Now, there is a Reddit board called r/GTA6Unmoderated.

[00:01:40]And one of the last bastions of true, honest freedom here is uh where yes, it is actually a [ __ ] Reddit community with over a quarter million people visiting it. And there ain't no [ __ ] signs of a Reddit moderator here. No smelly [ __ ] telling you you can't post whatever you don't want to post. So ultimately, compared to the real community, these people have reached levels of unhinged that we're going to go down slowly as a as a team together >> [laughter] >> and just [ __ ] laugh at. To give you a quick idea, this is the kind of community right here. They're just sort of making like AI slop. Like and it really is just all AI slop to be honest with you.

[00:02:19]Like these people are looking at like individual like pieces of like the media and saying, "Look at that, boys. This motherfucker's closing car doors without actually touching it." You know, it's been so wild that like in the last 2 3 like weeks, I've seen people rewatch these trailers and find out, you know, "Oh my god, there's like light poles that aren't even connected to the ground. Maybe we should delay the game to 2027."

[00:02:42]Now, from my understanding, Rockstar is actually pretty confirmed with releasing this game around this year, like November of 2026.

[00:02:51]So, you know, all all all things aside, basically, we should have access to this game in less than 160 days.

[00:02:59]Again, I'm always like keep I'm I'm always got I've always got my expectations. This [ __ ] could be delayed any moment, right? It is what it is.

[00:03:05]See, my level of hype for GTA 6 is actually diminished to nothing. At this point, I'm kind of just playing older games. I'm looking at goofy stuff like this in the community. And if the game gets delayed or if it actually drops, really doesn't [ __ ] bother me at the end of the day, okay? Like I'm done actually kind of like hyped up. I'm just waiting for more information, which maybe next month we might get something, maybe the month after. Hey, maybe they won't even talk about the game until it [ __ ] drops, okay? At this point, anything is [ __ ] possible. You know, so again, 20 days ago, there was like cute posts like this where people WERE LIKE, "LAUNCH DATE, BABY." You know, I love I love this level of like positivity where the guy just puts the [ __ ] frame >> [laughter] >> of the first-person viewpoint in the game, hold out a controller and just pretends to play it. I love that level of positivity. But about 7 days ago, ladies and gentlemen, there was one user by the name of then prometh granite 625.

[00:03:59]So when you go into this person's like actual Reddit board history, you can see that the guy has 98 contributions, active in literally just this one Reddit board, 1 week old, and yeah, the person has been kind of sharing some of the most unhinged research I've ever [ __ ] seen in this story. So how did this all start, ladies and gentlemen? 11 days ago, the first post that I actually really saw was this right here. So yeah, this is like AI generated slop, but ultimately this person did an acoustic and decibel charts of what appears to be Rockstar headquarters. So yes, no joke over here. This person has allegedly, again, this is not I can't 100% confirm this situation, but allegedly this person has used this microphone rig setup, placed it outside Rockstar Games studios, and has apparently been using it to capture acoustic data. Now, how the [ __ ] would this microphone setup placed outside the offices capture the internal acoustic data for Rockstar? I don't [ __ ] know. I don't think it can. But it gets even more insane. So anyways, to go back to the story, you know, immediately people were looking at this one user was like, "Listen, back on May 31st, there was a average reading, you know, basically the baseline, right?

[00:05:16]Like if you're doing one of those like [ __ ] lie detector tests, you know, they'd be like, "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"

[00:05:20]>> [laughter] >> "WHERE DO YOU WORK?" So again, the baseline. But again, there was an erratic post around June the 2nd. And on June the 2nd, a spike had occurred going from 60 decibels all THE WAY TO >> [laughter] >> YOU KNOW?

[00:05:39]YOU KNOW, [laughter] LIKE NOT OFTEN ON THIS channel do I look at stuff on the internet that freezes me up, You know, MID MID THOUGHT. AND I THINK, WHAT THE [ __ ] AM I looking at? [laughter] I am looking at an unhinged man, or woman, I really don't know, putting a camera or like microphones allegedly outside Rockstar and tracking you know, I'll tell you right now, look, all jokes aside, this community has been responsible for probably some of the best gaming [ __ ] posts that I've seen.

[00:06:14]Look, you can be like the Elder Scrolls community and [ __ ] cope and cry at the fact that your game was announced like 20 years ago and no one's talking about it. Well, the the company isn't talking about it. You could be like the Half-Life fans where every time there's like maybe a slight change in the Steam API, these people basically come back to life. But the Rockstar you know, these people know that they have a game coming out November. They actually have seen two trailers of their game with quote unquote gameplay. And we're so [ __ ] we're pretending to be so starved that we're doing [ __ ] LIKE THIS.

[00:06:49]>> [laughter] >> YOU KNOW, IT'S CRAZY STUFF. BUT ANYWAYS, he starts pointing out peak times over here and obviously the community, you know, is kind of like, what?

[00:06:58]So you can see over here, hey guys, long time viewer, this is my first post.

[00:07:01]Following the data included is quite evident that there are more people, lot of movements and more things going on at the Rockstar headquarters. It's got me really excited because it just shows that there is most likely more people at Rockstar meaning we may get something soon. Specifically 11:00 a.m. the sound goes up. I believe that's Rockstar most likely inviting people for morning tea to celebrate the soon release of trailer three. You know, it could just be somebody's birthday.

[00:07:29]>> [laughter] >> It could just be your microphone rig wasn't really picking [ __ ] up. This measures the acoustics and decibels around the headquarters, which I have personally installed using my own experience in building such products. I think that due to the increase, that could mean there's more employees, executives convening at the headquarters to discuss the release. In my experience working in corporate, this usually occurs before something goes live. This has me really excited, guys. I think it's happening. So, obviously the first key response here is I can't tell this is real or fake, but either way it it's unhinged.

[00:08:05]>> [laughter] >> It is pretty [ __ ] unhinged, you know?

[00:08:08]So, one other user makes a really good estimate over here, like really good like actual advice here. I take it a step further and analyze wastewater and sewage. More poop volume means more people and dietary analyzation shows US HOW STRESSED >> [laughter] >> YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE THIS thing they call the Washington like pizza index whatever the [ __ ] And you know, it's like anytime there's like a war happening or some crazy [ __ ] in the White House like Bin Laden's about to get whacked. You know, you just look at the you you go to Google like you go to the Google like you know, what is it like the Google like Maps and you look up every pizza chain and you look at how busy they are. And if it's 2:00 in the morning, they're ordering pizzas like crazy, you know, the White House is up doing some crazy [ __ ] in DC.

[00:08:58]>> [laughter] >> Cuz I've been to the White House at like 2:00 in the morning. That shit's dead as [ __ ] I almost got I almost got like A BLACK BAG BY SOME GODDAMN like federal agents cuz I was hanging out too close to the White House back in the day. But you know what, ladies and gentlemen, it's a different story for a different time. This somehow has topped it. They could have used the equivalent Washington pizza engine, but now we're trying to figure out the most unhinged ways to just even get a slight sniff that Rockstar is doing something, you know what I mean? And it's IT'S KIND OF LIKE I'M not going to like victim blame Rockstar here. But the reality of it is is that being that we've received no information, like it's funny like for anybody that isn't following the Rockstar like gaming community, anytime Rockstar posts anything about any game update, usually everyone gets excited. They're like, "Oh my god, it could be GTA 6." And then like when it actually happens, it's usually like some [ __ ] dog [ __ ] GTA Online update where they like give you double XP for a [ __ ] playlist nobody's doing. Or it's like heaven forbid like a Red Dead Online update. You know, for the five people that play that game, you know, they like wake up and it's like, "Oh my god, I get double XP DOING [ __ ] ALL IN THIS game online." So really that that's that's how it is. And this has happened so much over the course of I would say two to three years that people just don't learn from it. You know, they just don't get it.

[00:10:20]>> [laughter] >> So anyways, ultimately the end of the day, you know, somebody's like, "Bro, it's not okay."

[00:10:26]>> [laughter] >> And IQ too high. You're right, I'm not.

[00:10:29]I really just want to play GTA 6. Go figure.

[00:10:32]So one person says, "This is historic."

[00:10:35]I don't know if it's really necessarily all that historic, but at the end of the day, it is it's just amazing to see how the community has gone. Now the audio was already insane, but it got even deeper.

[00:10:48]I would pull this up, but ultimately the update on acoustics and decibel monitoring was deleted by the original person. And you know, a lot of people were like, "Man, this might actually be [ __ ] fake." Checking the bins for coffee cups to see stress levels and the Reddit account isn't even a day old.

[00:11:04]Come on, guys.

[00:11:05]So at some point everyone was looking at it like, "Was this image generated by AI?" Probably, maybe. A lot of these checkers are usually [ __ ] anyway, so you really don't know until of course there is like a restraining order at this point put against the guy.

[00:11:19]Now where it got even wilder, ladies and gentlemen, was when then Pomegranate 625 was like, "Okay, maybe the acoustics is kind of stupid. Let's start analyzing the vehicle data of their parking lot."

[00:11:31]Yeah, you're hearing me right, ladies and gentlemen. You know, this is kind of [ __ ] that when I explain it to like Jen, she's like, "Okay, you guys are unhinged." But anyways, read it here.

[00:11:41]"Hi all, I hope you all are well. As you may know, I set up acoustics around the Rockstar HQ to measure audio levels specifically near a meeting room. I can confirm that upon returning my rig to check the latest data, it was no longer there. I didn't think this would happen and that there was a possible risk in leaving equipment near the HQ. You know, even if this is actually real, then this is getting creepy if it is real.

[00:12:08]Obviously, all jokes aside, I want to assume this is just somebody [ __ ] with me. But if you are actually placing this kind of equipment around their offices, like I don't know the legality of it, but like it is creepy, okay? Don't do this. But anyways, this brings me to my next idea, which I implemented in the same night, the last night, which has already seen some really interesting data. This draft shows car traffic of the Rockstar HQ, the value of cars, the amount of cars, times, and timing. Such data allows us to speculate how many executives may be spending time at the HQ as opposed to regular employees. Event, essentially, this requires more hands-on work as I have to be present myself in order to prevent surveying the wrong things and getting arrested. Like the fact that you wrote the words getting arrested, like you already know you're you're in [laughter] the wrong. You know what I mean?

[00:12:56]Like why would you do that? Based on my findings, last night saw the most traffic, with the value of cars increasing past 5:00 p.m. This suggests trailer 3 is actually happening, genuinely.

[00:13:07]So, look, even if trailer 3 drops, I'm pretty sure it's not the fact that the Oh my god, Jesus Christ. You can literally see per half hour what this guy has done is between the days of again, like the 2nd of June all the way to the 3rd, he has been taking you know, inventory of every car. So, number of cars, the estimated value of all those cars, and then he's pointing out like Rolls-Royce Cullinan.

[00:13:31]So, basically the most expensive vehicles that would show up at the lot.

[00:13:35]Now, I don't know who the [ __ ] is rolling in a Rolls-Royce Cullinan a half a million-dollar car to their job, but basically I guess they would imagine like, "Hey, that's an executive popping in and out of the actual company."

[00:13:47]Now again, this is just one level. There was also discussions of taking oxygen levels at the actual place.

[00:13:54]Because yes, then Paul McGrady 625 is actually taking oxygen concentration monitoring of the area.

[00:14:03]Now, I wish I made this [ __ ] up, but you can see he's got an atmospheric baseline, the lows, the highs. From what I understand, um basically Well, actually let him explain. Hi all, I had a suspicion that executives were meeting after business hours at the HQ. Well, now my data confirms it.

[00:14:21]Decreased oxygen levels on a weekend, [laughter] which is insane to me, guys. Thankfully, I managed to retrieve my acoustics and decibel devices, which were taken by a random person, apparently.

[00:14:34]So, I guess some hobo found it trying to pawn it off. This means that now I'm able to track the decibels of the northwest side of the building, where I suspect a meeting room sits while also tracking oxygen levels. Further to all of this, I STARTED COUNTING CIGARETTES.

[00:14:50]>> [laughter] >> YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO KID.

[00:14:55]YOU KNOW, I'M SITTING HERE WONDERING, WHAT THE [ __ ] is GOING ON? WHAT AM I READING at this point, dude? This is actually unhinged. So, [snorts] basically the compared to the coffees, tracking cigarettes is better to show stress. The average cigarettes for a consumer sits around 15, but today I counted 71 over 19 hours. 11 cars present and an average of two out of 10 people being smokers, this is an insanely high amount of cigarettes present around the HQ.

[00:15:22]>> [snorts] >> Strauss Zelnick, I beg of you. You know, forget a [ __ ] trailer. Just give this man like a screenshot. You know what?

[00:15:29]Just show him like Just show him like a blade of grass rendered in the newest engine. That's I think that's all he [ __ ] needs. Like it's crazy. If you're right, this will be the craziest prediction I've ever seen. I'm telling you, bro, this type of This type of stuff usually isn't coincidence. As he hits the crack pipe. [laughter] Now, ladies and gentlemen, obviously look, okay? One person's like, "Why not just bug the place?" And he's like, "I wouldn't be able to pull it off. Don't want to go the illegal route, either."

[00:15:57]Which I'm I'm glad he said that. You know, at the end of the day, ultimately, that's the most important aspect of the story. Don't break the law, but also don't be creepy. You know, I I wanted to kind of show you this because when I saw this show up in like my [ __ ] like timeline, when I saw this like on the internet, I I thought to myself, "What the [ __ ] is going on with society?" But then I remembered the game that I was covering. It's GTA 6, baby. That It's that [ __ ] UP.

[00:16:23]>> [laughter] >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IT'S A crazy world out there. You know, when it comes to the GTA like like GTA 6 like game, you know, I'm I'm I'm I'm kind of hyped for it. Like I don't have this burning desire to, you know, like every day takes forever to like pass waiting for this game. I'm actually just playing a lot of older titles. I'm playing a lot of the older GTA games to kind of 100% as many of them as I can before I go on to GTA 6. But if it's if it's one thing that I'm most excited about probably just driving and walking around like the new Vice City, right? Because ultimately, the trailers impressed me on a technical sense. Like not just the visuals. Like obviously, visuals were going to be great. But it was the first time I really noticed like the amount of NPCs interacting with each with each other in a natural way, right? Like, you know, seeing clumps of NPCs, single people, them interacting with each other as taking photos, cops arresting people in realistic manners that isn't just running after them, putting cuffs, and leading them to a vehicle that is spawned close by. I think the new GTA 6 looks to be something that kind of elevates that level of immersion, which is what I'm most excited about. I don't I don't really care about playing through the storyline or or really [ __ ] with the online. For me, it's more about getting into a car, driving around the city, and seeing sort of where games have technically gone, right? Like recently, I was playing through games like Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, and I was like, you know, it's crazy to see how graphics played so well into just the gameplay, the stealth gameplay of that title. Like it's a game that if you play right now, it visually holds up. You know, one of my favorite games probably in the last couple years has been this game called Shadows of Doubt, which if anybody hasn't played it, it's sort of this like uh pixel art aesthetic uh sandbox game where everything is procedurally generated, and it's sort of a murder mystery that happens in real time. So, you're playing as this detective, and you're walking around a world that is completely generated. It's totally procedural, and you're supposed to be investigating crimes, right? Like you go to the crime scene, you capture fingerprints, and and there's so many different ways to solve the crime, right? Like maybe check, you know, like maybe check like, you know, who called the you know, the the the murder place the or sorry, the place of the murder.

[00:18:39]Uh there's ways to check traffic cameras, there's ways to interview people, there's there's like so many routes to go down. And a lot of it is kind of possible because of where gaming has sort of technically gone, right? And that's the stuff that excites me, and that's one of the primary reasons that I'm so into games like GTA 6 because it's it's not just like a game to me.

[00:18:59]It's sort of like the next uh standard of uh of sort of like technical like the technicals in gameplay.

[00:19:07]So, hey, maybe it'll be a great like technical showcase hopefully by the time it drops. Again, never hype a video game because, hey, it could always end up like another Cyberpunk situation where it drops like ass, and it takes like 3 years for it to fix. I don't think Rockstar is willing to risk their reputation on that, but anything can happen. So, yeah, ladies and gentlemen, yeah, the community for Rockstar Games truly is an insane community. We are capturing oxygen levels, acoustics.

[00:19:36]At this point, I'm pretty sure we're going to I'm pretty sure I might see a [ __ ] stool sample at this point, but uh yeah.

[00:19:43]>> [laughter] >> Hopefully, you had a laugh. If you liked it, softly like, comment, and subscribe.

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