Urban Legends | Wait, What? | Full Episode

[00:00:00]That's kind of scary.

[00:00:01]>> I like it.

[00:00:03]You're scared?

[00:00:04]>> Yeah, it's This is how you open up hell.

[00:00:07]>> Open up hell?

[00:00:08]>> Yes.

[00:00:09]>> God.

[00:00:10]>> Derek, you look like you're falling apart.

[00:00:12]>> I am. I'm sweating.

[00:00:13]>> These ladies know fashion.

[00:00:15]But do they know urban legends?

[00:00:17]>> Hey everyone, it's Kimora Blac and >> I'm Derrick Barry, >> [snorts] >> It's time to put these queens to the test.

[00:00:24]Are you ready to check under your bed for the boogeyman?

[00:00:28]>> Wait. What?

[00:00:31]>> Today's lesson is urban legends.

[00:00:35]>> We're here learning about urban legends.

[00:00:37]>> Ooh, legends.

[00:00:39]>> You know what that is? Um obviously it's urban.

[00:00:41]>> Legends that live in an urban area.

[00:00:44]>> Oh.

[00:00:47]Okay, but like what's an urban legend?

[00:00:49]Like is that like a monster?

[00:00:51]A whale?

[00:00:53]>> A whale?

[00:00:54]>> I mean, I don't know. Humpback whales.

[00:00:56]>> Dick? A sperm whale?

[00:00:58]>> Sperm [music] whale? Why is it called sperm?

[00:01:00]>> That's how they have babies.

[00:01:02]>> I thought that's why the water is salty.

[00:01:04]>> Huh?

[00:01:06]Because it has so much sperm in the water. You did not think that.

[00:01:10]>> Well, that's what people say. Everyone says that.

[00:01:12]Everyone says that.

[00:01:14]>> Whoo.

[00:01:15]>> Yeah, everyone.

[00:01:16]>> You have [music] some >> Oh, what's their twin? The twin um lives in the mountain, Bigfoot.

[00:01:23]>> Bigfoot.

[00:01:24]>> Yes, that's you.

[00:01:25]>> Why you looking at me?

[00:01:26]>> Cuz your feet's big. What's another one?

[00:01:28]Aliens? No. Penguins.

[00:01:30]>> Penguins are real.

[00:01:32]Bears are real.

[00:01:34]>> Cat?

[00:01:35]>> Cat?

[00:01:36]Is real. I have two cats.

[00:01:38]>> Aw, you're a lonely.

[00:01:40]>> Oh, no, I'm not.

[00:01:41]>> Well, I'm just saying what Derek's saying.

[00:01:43]>> Nobody's saying that.

[00:01:44]>> guys think Derek's lonely? Leave comments below. Let me know.

[00:01:48]>> You I love you.

[00:01:50]>> Love you, too.

[00:01:52]>> [laughter] >> We're a mess.

[00:01:55]>> All right, enough love. It's time for a pop quiz.

[00:01:59]>> Are you wondering more about myths and legends?

[00:02:02]>> Like and subscribe.

[00:02:04]>> It's time for a pop quiz.

[00:02:06]>> Pop quiz.

[00:02:08]>> Which US state has the highest number of Bigfoot sightings? A, California. B, Utah. C, Washington. D, Florida.

[00:02:19]>> What?

[00:02:20]>> It's not Florida. That's very alligator.

[00:02:22]>> [music] >> So, I feel like Bigfoot lives in like bushes.

[00:02:25]>> Washington?

[00:02:26]>> So, I feel like Washington cuz Washington's very foresty.

[00:02:29]>> [music] >> Bigfoot's obviously from Canada. And it's close to Canada.

[00:02:33]>> comes down to Washington for fun.

[00:02:35]>> he's not going to go to Utah. [music] >> He parties in Washington.

[00:02:38]>> Yes.

[00:02:38]>> But he resides in Canada because he gets free health care.

[00:02:41]>> Correct.

[00:02:42]>> Okay.

[00:02:43]I like that. I actually agree with this.

[00:02:45]>> I feel like Washington.

[00:02:46]>> Yeah.

[00:02:47]>> The correct answer is C, Washington.

[00:02:50]>> WON.

[00:02:51]>> REALLY?

[00:02:52]>> YEAH. I'M telling you, he hangs out in the bushes.

[00:02:55]>> Oh my god, he's a bushman.

[00:02:57]>> Utah's like too boring.

[00:02:59]>> I had a Bigfoot sighting um for the past 16 years.

[00:03:02]>> mirror?

[00:03:03]>> Every time I saw your feet in those Pleasers.

[00:03:05]>> You know you saw yourself in the mirror.

[00:03:07]You're like, "Ooh, Bigfoot."

[00:03:08]>> into that little tiny size 12 shoe.

[00:03:12]>> a Bigfoot sighting at World of Wonder.

[00:03:14]>> Really?

[00:03:15]>> Yeah.

[00:03:15]>> Mhm.

[00:03:19]>> Often described as large, long-necked, and with one or more humps protruding from the water, who is this Scottish mythical creature? [music] A, Tahoe Tessie. B, the Loch Ness Monster. C, the Nuckelavee. D, the Boobrie.

[00:03:34]>> Oh my god, Boobrie's so >> What's a Boobrie?

[00:03:36]>> You tell me.

[00:03:38]>> Boobrie. It's like brie cheese on a boob.

[00:03:41]>> [music] >> You just eat it right off of the boob.

[00:03:43]Tahoe Tessie sounds like a stripper.

[00:03:47]And she just got She's like, "Hey guys, I'm Tahoe Tessie."

[00:03:50]>> I feel like you talk like that all the time.

[00:03:52]>> got off of my shift over at Harris and I'm heading down to Harvey's for a steak and eggs.

[00:04:00]>> Doesn't that sound like Tahoe >> you know this person really well.

[00:04:02]>> I think I moonlight as Tahoe Tessie actually in Vegas.

[00:04:06]>> to so it's long neck >> Yeah.

[00:04:08]>> has humps >> Well then it the the Loch Ness >> It's What's the Loch Ness Monster?

[00:04:13]>> Yeah, long neck.

[00:04:14]>> [music] >> I would say Loch Ness Monster.

[00:04:16]>> Loch Ness Monster >> The correct answer is B, the Loch Ness [music] Monster.

[00:04:21]>> Yay!

[00:04:22]>> Stop it.

[00:04:23]>> We are urban legend girls.

[00:04:26]>> god, we're so good at this category because being a drag queen is >> A what?

[00:04:33]>> I'm sorry, being a What are you?

[00:04:36]>> perfection >> Okay.

[00:04:39]>> She allegedly appears to individuals or groups who ritualistically invoke her name in an act of catoptromancy.

[00:04:45]>> Oh god.

[00:04:47]We don't even get answers. I know who.

[00:04:50]>> Is it the lady in the mirror?

[00:04:51]>> Yes.

[00:04:52]>> Uh you say her name like eight times, right?

[00:04:56]>> in >> blood >> and her name is >> semen >> Bloody semen? That's not good. And if you have bloody semen, you definitely need to get checked out.

[00:05:09]I'm taking Kamora straight to uh the clinic, guys.

[00:05:11]>> Um I know this but I don't know the name.

[00:05:14]>> Okay, uh >> the bloody virgin >> Bloody Mary >> Yes.

[00:05:19]>> Bloody Mary >> We got it. Bloody Mary.

[00:05:22]Woo!

[00:05:23]>> What is peculiar about the victims of the chupacabras? [music] A, their legs are removed. B, they are skinned. C, they are drained of blood.

[00:05:33]D, their eyes are removed.

[00:05:35]>> Ew.

[00:05:37]God, all of this would be terrible.

[00:05:38][music] >> I think I have a phobia of the chupacabras.

[00:05:43]>> It says chupacabras. You can still live if your legs removed if you get them severed. You >> Well, the question isn't if they [music] live or not.

[00:05:51]>> I know, I'm just saying that I think if you were skinned, you would probably die.

[00:05:56]>> [music] >> If you're drained of blood, you're dead.

[00:05:58]And you could still live if your eyes are removed. Oh, if I didn't have eyes, I wouldn't know what you looked like.

[00:06:04]Yes, eyeless.

[00:06:06]>> I'm going to go B.

[00:06:07]That sounds really crazy and bizarre.

[00:06:09]>> I'm going to say ooh, [music] drained of blood is gross.

[00:06:13]Ooh, drained of blood is gross.

[00:06:18]Drained of blood.

[00:06:19]>> The correct answer is C, >> [music] >> they are drained of blood.

[00:06:23]>> Wow, you what?

[00:06:24]>> Yes! Well, that's the scariest thing.

[00:06:27]>> No, it's being skinned is crazy.

[00:06:30]>> Amora, if they drain your blood Oh, yeah, being skinned is gross. Imagine with like a potato peeler just skinning someone.

[00:06:37]>> Yeah.

[00:06:39]And you're screaming and no one's helping you and you're in the middle of the alleys and Bigfoot's running after you next to a witch.

[00:06:45]>> All the urban legends coming together to get us?

[00:06:47]>> That's a good movie.

[00:06:48]>> That's a really bad day for you. Yeah.

[00:06:51]>> Notoriously linked to experiences involving the misuse of Benadryl, this shadow person has been popularized by TikTok [music] and is a staple of creepypasta.

[00:07:00]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:07:01]>> A, Slender Man. B, Jeff the Killer. C, The Rake. D, The Hat Man.

[00:07:09]>> Ooh, The Hat Man.

[00:07:10]>> I know the story of Slender Man.

[00:07:13]>> Yeah.

[00:07:13]>> In the woods, right?

[00:07:15]>> Yeah, I think that's him.

[00:07:16]>> [music] >> Why is it the misuse of Benadryl though?

[00:07:18]I thought that puts you to sleep.

[00:07:20]>> Because he lures the kids into the woods and gives you Benadryl.

[00:07:24]>> I'm going to go with Slender Man, A.

[00:07:27]>> I'm only going with Slender Man because I think TikTok kind of brought it back. [music] >> Okay.

[00:07:35]>> And the kids nowadays, you know, they're stupid. So, they're going to run into the woods with Benadryl and eating pasta looking [music] for a Slender Man. A Slender Man.

[00:07:45]>> Slender Man.

[00:07:45]>> That sounds like something people would do.

[00:07:47]>> D >> Oh, no. It's the Hat Man.

[00:07:49]>> Oh.

[00:07:50]>> I mean, the Hat Man.

[00:07:51]>> The Hat Man?

[00:07:53]>> I That's what I first said was the Hat Man.

[00:07:55]>> the Hat Man? Oh, I feel like I've seen him in West Hollywood.

[00:07:59]>> Oh my god, he throws parties.

[00:08:02]>> He's He's gorgeous.

[00:08:05]>> Gorgeous?

[00:08:06]>> Like look at the way he wears his hat.

[00:08:08]There's something about the hat that does it for me.

[00:08:10]>> No, the straight brim? You like it?

[00:08:13]>> Yeah.

[00:08:15]Okay, guys, it's activity time. And today we're going to play Charlie Charlie.

[00:08:20]>> Scary. We're going to summon Charlie.

[00:08:22]>> We're going to summon >> questions. We're going to bring him here.

[00:08:25]>> Yeah.

[00:08:26]>> So, how do we summon him?

[00:08:28]>> Well, you ask a question.

[00:08:29]>> And that summons him? We just have to say, "Hey, Charlie."

[00:08:32]>> So, start off saying, "Charlie Charlie."

[00:08:34]And ask a question.

[00:08:35]>> I knew we had to say something. Charlie Charlie, are you here?

[00:08:44]>> Ask a better question.

[00:08:45]>> Charlie Charlie, ARE YOU QUEER?

[00:08:47]>> [screaming] >> WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?

[00:08:55]Was that he's here or he's queer?

[00:08:58]>> Hold on.

[00:09:01]Hold on.

[00:09:03]I can't do this.

[00:09:04]>> Charlie Charlie, oh, we have to put it back?

[00:09:08]>> Charlie Charlie, if you're mean, don't respond.

[00:09:15]>> What kind of question [music] was that?

[00:09:17]>> I mean, I don't know. I'm trying to trick Charlie Charlie.

[00:09:20]>> It's not a question. Charlie Charlie, do you believe that Kamora and I are pretty?

[00:09:30]>> We're ugly?

[00:09:32]>> He's silent. You told him to go silent.

[00:09:34]Now he's going rogue.

[00:09:37]That was crazy that that moved like that though.

[00:09:41]Charlie Charlie, ARE YOU QUEER?

[00:09:47]>> [laughter] >> YOU >> WAIT.

[00:09:51]WHAT?

[00:09:56]>> Have you seen the movie Fear with Reese Witherspoon Mark Wahlberg?

[00:09:59]>> No.

[00:10:00]>> Yes, he's fingering her to Wild Horses playing in the in the movie on the roller coaster and I'm I love that scene. I'm obsessed with that.

[00:10:11]>> fingered by a horse?

[00:10:12]>> No. Mark Wahlberg's character is fingering Reese Witherspoon on a roller coaster and Wild Horses is playing the song.

[00:10:20]>> I'm going to try it next time.

[00:10:22]>> You're going to finger yourself?

[00:10:23]>> On a roller coaster.

[00:10:24]>> You're not going to have anyone go with you?

[00:10:27]>> No.

[00:10:27]>> [snorts and clears throat] [laughter] >> By yourself?