The Funniest Undercover Mission That Went Horribly Wrong. #foryou #shorts

追加: 2026-05-20

[00:00:00]It's awesome. You're really going to like it. All yarn work was done by Jacob. It's good, Kevin. Look, the dealers are the popular kids, but they're not normal popular. They're these crunchy granola dudes that have convinced everyone that they're cool, and they're not cool. It's backwards and unnatural, and it's got to be stopped.

[00:00:12]>> Lead dealer, Eric Molson, alpha dog, sick chicks, killer steez.

[00:00:17]He's getting into Berkeley, early admit.

[00:00:19]And he totally gets me. It is artistic, sir, because the thing is, the yarn actually I'm working compiling a list of suspicious types at school. You guys here, this kid was actually talking to a tree this morning. The [ __ ] I want to know who's the supplier.

[00:00:33]We don't know. That's why there's a question mark on his face. That's not the way his face looks. That's just a question mark.

[00:00:38]>> Infiltrate the dealers. Find the supply.

[00:00:41]Simple.

[00:00:42]Mriggs gave us one so we could work dealer deal back again. Card game's like a hybrid card game.

[00:00:48]See? They open up the stuff. You're not doing anything illegal? No. What are you doing in here? I'm here to to study.

[00:00:55]Good. I You could use it. You're pretty far behind, so. You're behind. I'm ahead. I know everything.

[00:01:01]Uh, what's a covalent bond? Well, [ __ ] you, man. I don't need to tell you. I wasn't trying to be rude. Sorry.

[00:01:08]I just I don't think you know everything. I know everything.

[00:01:14]If I was just born 10 years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.

[00:01:17]I know. It's [ __ ] You know what?

[00:01:21]I totally know the cause.

[00:01:24]Glee.

[00:01:25][ __ ] you, Glee. Man, I got to say, this is kind of awesome. I might become popular. I I might get in with the popular kids. We just have to do something wildly irresponsible to earn their trust. You're saying we should throw a party? I'll invite Molly, and then Molly will invite Eric, and that'll be the quickest way for me to bro down with him. Wouldn't it be better if we both infiltrated the cool kids group?

[00:01:44]>> I think it'd be better if you get in with the nerd kids and see what's going on over there. That'd be the best thing for the case.

[00:01:50]I guess Look, Schmu it's Doug Schmut McQuade. Oh, hey, man.

[00:01:56]Uh, so weird that you're calling me. I pretty much text except for when a random old relative calls. Uh, I just called her cuz we're co-starring in this play TOGETHER HELLO.

[00:02:08]>> MOM, GET OFF THE PHONE. OH, I'M SORRY.

[00:02:10]I'm talking to MY TEAM SIGNING MOM! I love you, honey. Duggie. DOUG DOUGLAS MCQUAID. MOM, SERIOUSLY RIGHT NOW, STOP.

[00:02:21]I'M SORRY, MY MOM'S SUCH A DICK. AH, she's like smothers me with affection and makes me feel like I'm 5 years old.

[00:02:28]Wow, you're a a sharer. I dig that.

[00:02:31]Well, I'm 18 years old and my mom still packs my lunch for me.

[00:02:34]There was this one month where she bought me 43 stuffed animals. The doctor thought I was going to spontaneously grow a vagina.