BEN GLEIB - How The Sausaquatch Gets Made: Dumb People Town

Added: 2026-06-10

[00:00:00]Guys, we have an amazing episode of Dumb People Town with our good friend Ben Glee. He's got his new talk show on YouTube. Good night. It's fantastic.

[00:00:08]We'll talk about that. But the stories we have are just incredible. Uh we've got a team of Sasquatches.

[00:00:13]>> A group of Sasquatch group stash of Sasquatches. A stash of squatches.

[00:00:20]>> Know your quash terminology before you >> terrorizing a group of campers. Then we've got a woman who puts away some serious mini bottles of fireball. And then in a bonus story in the middle there, golfing story there. And then finally, uh, we come, we bring things home with Daniel Vancerk and another woman, >> a wine, not thief, but a hider, a wine.

[00:00:37]>> She put she put a bottle of wine away, too. And we're just going to figure out where that went. It's all on this episode of Dumb People Down with Ben.

[00:00:43]>> And also, let me just say, wo is just one letter away from why not.

[00:00:49]>> STICK AROUND. Make a sound. Hunker down.

[00:00:51]It's dumb people.

[00:00:54]Hey townies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population Population Glee. Ben Glee, welcome to the show.

[00:01:03]>> Thank you. At a time in your career, in your life, when you've got a very cool thing going on that we will talk about at the top of segment two, I tease our audience.

[00:01:11]>> Beautiful tease.

[00:01:12]>> I tease them because >> you wanted a late night talk show on YouTube. You got it, [ __ ] We'll talk about it in a little bit. We're going to be on it. I'm very excited. But, uh, >> I feel teased. I don't even know what we're going to say about it.

[00:01:24]>> Wonderful stuff. But in order to for people to then to continue to wet their appetite for this, Daniel, we're going to show how funny uh Ben Glee is just on our show, which is Don't People >> One of the quickest people we know out in this goddamn world. World is getting dumber, Ben.

[00:01:39]>> Yeah.

[00:01:40]>> Makes it easier to be quicker.

[00:01:41]>> It does. So, the world's getting dumber.

[00:01:42]We then if you just maintain a level of quickness, you even seem feel faster.

[00:01:47]>> Yeah. So, some of the slowest people are some of the quickest people now. That's right. They're slightly quicker than the slowest of the slowest >> which are getting slower.

[00:01:54]>> Correct. So, like they're just leaprogging.

[00:01:56]>> Let's jump into a story.

[00:01:57]>> Let's get fast on this one about dumbness. Uh I don't know who sent this in and I feel terrible. Uh I didn't put that in there. So, I apologize if you sent it in. Uh here's the headline. A group of teenage campers stalked by a group of Sasquatches in Idaho over Memorial Day weekend. This can't be real. This came from Outkick, which I know is like Outkick is sort of like a right-wing sports uh >> really >> Matt I thought it was Fiverse and Gay MMA fighters. No, >> Outkick.

[00:02:28]>> I think that it's referred to as Game of >> Game. Game time for each other.

[00:02:35]>> Wait, so you're on far right sports coverage?

[00:02:39]>> No, this can't was passed through our Twitter.

[00:02:41]>> You don't have a person.

[00:02:42]I'll tell you who sent it. I feel like Jay's trying to cover his own perusing.

[00:02:46]Somebody else a lot of reading of the outkick.

[00:02:49]>> I don't I'm just a caveman. I don't know if it's >> It just came from at not Jason >> Scar. It couldn't be me. As a person who sits in the center of this world and I've really drifted exactly to the center pretty much. Uh, I can only assume that a right-wing it's not right rightwing rightwing outdoor magazine would have like all the conspiracy theories like it's >> an oped by Pete Keg's breath or whatever the [ __ ] his name is.

[00:03:18]>> Yes. And and also I mean really the grip on reality they don't even like attempt it a lot of times because a team of Sasquatches >> a team of can't even prove one. We have a blurry photo of one and we're going a group of Sasquatches. This was sent in by Rich McCabe at Rich McCabe. Thank you to our feed.

[00:03:38]>> Set up a profile pretty quick. That was well done.

[00:03:41]>> Kevin Durant.

[00:03:42]>> Dicky McCabe. Tricky. Dicky McCabe. I'm in. Wait. So, but the idea of like it's usually if you're many campers on one Sasquatch. He's got to play like kind of you do a box and one on the Sasquatch.

[00:03:54]But now they can play a zone against the campers. There's a whole team.

[00:03:58]>> Well, so it's Why do I keep calling them Sasquatches? Sasquatch.

[00:04:03]You made it like >> I like to see how the Sasquatch >> Sasquatch Sasquatch.

[00:04:08]>> I like how to see how the Sasquatch gets made.

[00:04:12]>> You got to look behind sometimes. It's very hard.

[00:04:15]>> It's hard. Uh group of 10 teenagers, almost all of them 18.

[00:04:20]>> Okay.

[00:04:21]>> What?

[00:04:21]>> So barely legal? No. Russell Brand, dating age. Uh >> thank you.

[00:04:25]>> On Brand.

[00:04:26]>> On Brand. Dude, he should have a dating show called On Brand where he dates everyone who's like 17.

[00:04:32]>> I have to sit on his lap. I'm literally on my lap.

[00:04:34]>> On brand. It's a talk show where there's only one.

[00:04:37]>> Welcome to the show. Sit right here.

[00:04:39]>> Sit right here.

[00:04:40]>> Sit right here.

[00:04:41]>> While I leaf through this Bible. Okay.

[00:04:43]Him leaping through the Bible. While I leaf through this Bible and uh we take a bunch. I saw it. It was >> him leaping.

[00:04:51]>> I thought he was doing a bit. If he's doing a bit, I'm going to give him credit that he's doing a bit. He was not doing a bit. If if in a movie ask him to do >> if in a movie they were like leave through this Bible and you can have make a meal out of it. Go as long as you want.

[00:05:06]>> Find a Bible that supports what you're saying.

[00:05:09]>> If there would be a point where a director, even the most generous comedy director, even Jim Jarm would be like, "Hey, you got to be this. You're making 12 meal. You're making a French laundry meal out of that thing. You got to cool it out, brother. I didn't know that the deal that you made was a prefee >> pricks fix. Almost all of them made.

[00:05:29]>> I think neither of those is the correct way to say it. I just like to make that on the record.

[00:05:32]>> Prefee uh Parma. They're they're from Parma, Idaho. Took the 2hour or so trip to Payet National Forest in MCL, Idaho to go camping for Memorial Day weekend.

[00:05:44]>> Great. While there, they claimed to have had encounters with and some of them even witnessed several Sasquatches.

[00:05:52]got a photo. No one got a photo.

[00:05:54]>> No.

[00:05:54]>> Well, every >> No one's got phones. It's a blurry photo. Yeah, you can't expect people to How much drugs were they doing?

[00:06:01]>> Yeah, some of them saw several. I saw Sasquatch, bro. I'm pretty sure I did.

[00:06:06]Whoa. Did I I thought I saw a couple of them three, dude. I saw slow motion.

[00:06:12]>> And also at the same time, you know, we did notice our very hairy buddy was peeing in the woods.

[00:06:17]>> True.

[00:06:19]>> It's not him, dude. uh they submitted the witness who submitted the claim to the Bigfoot field researchers organization people with a lot of time >> and can I just say that the they take a long time to deal with claims there I I have a I have a problem their customer service at the Bigfoot field office is like guys we we need to work on our customer service >> yeah like you really have to take it directly to the headquarters research you can't go field office these guys are >> submitted a claim months ago >> we're patrolling I haven't gotten an email there's a name of them. We have to find them out in the fields.

[00:06:52]>> Someone just send me an email saying it's in process. I don't even know that it's done. We're working on it. Just send me that like you were in the claim.

[00:07:01]>> I would like all of the Bigfoot emails to come through a little blurry. All the text just a little bit out of focus. K Cira says the this is the one who submitted says that the first sighting came on Friday night when her friend Abby had seen a tall dark figure just a couple yards be behind their friends Daniel and Bailey's tent.

[00:07:21]>> I love every kid.

[00:07:22]>> Why do we need to hear Daniel and Bailey's names? Well, because they were like Daniel and Bailey had a tent together. I just want you to know a guy or a girl. They're all Mormon names.

[00:07:31]They don't sound that way.

[00:07:32]>> Daniel and Bailey, they were soaking.

[00:07:33]They were jumping up and down on the ground. The Sasquatch was making love to them Mormon style, so it doesn't technically count. If it's if it's a Sasquatch, it doesn't count.

[00:07:42]>> It's called soaking. Uh Abby kept this information to herself until Monday morning. Quote, because she didn't want to freak anybody out. She didn't know it at the time, but the weekend was only going to produce more encounters with the suspected.

[00:07:57]>> This feels like an Onion article. They, by the way, never unqued it. So now the rest of this article is all in Aby's quote. Also, let's just for a moment break down the mental state here. You're a young woman.

[00:08:10]You're camping. You're out in the woods.

[00:08:12]There's a monster there. 9 ft tall behind about to attack Bailey and Daniel. Your thought is I'm not going to say anything. I'll freak anyone out. We might freak them out. Let Bailey and Daniel get eaten and murdered in that order by the Sasquatch. And I'll talk about it Monday. Monday. Let's get to it. Why? Why harsh someone's happy? It doesn't feel like weekend vibes. This feels like a Monday vibe. And I'm going to save it for Monday. Okay.

[00:08:39]>> I've got a case of the Mondays cuz a monster ate my friends.

[00:08:42]>> Right. Okay. On Saturday around midday, an argument between two of the friends caused another of the 10 friends, Colton, to walk into This can't be real.

[00:08:52]>> I feel like I'm The comedy is real, but this is so to walk into the treeine to get away from the arguing. Cerara decided to go look for him. And as she wandered through the trees, she heard what quote sounded like something was walking with me in the treeine and whistling at me in different directions to get me lost in the forest.

[00:09:12]>> Construction workers.

[00:09:14]>> I love the premise that possibly a Sasquatch could now whistle. We haven't seen them for years, but it's got a great use.

[00:09:21]>> Wait, wait. What is that whistle? Is that Is that a song bird or is that a Sasquatch? Well, the the whistle sounds like it's coming from 9 ft above the ground. So it must be so if Chewbacca was the Sasquatch cuz he was a Sasquatch, >> but R2-D2 was the one that was listen.

[00:09:40]>> We're quoting a bit like frame that bit. Put it in the Smithsonian. It's the greatest.

[00:09:46]>> I also love that this woman, she's like, "Listen, you two are argue. You're all arguing too much about this monster that might be about to eat us in the woods. I got to get away from this. I'm going to go in the woods. I'm just going to go for a stroll.

[00:09:59]>> Hopefully nothing happens to me.

[00:10:00]>> I'll be fine. What's the worst I can do?

[00:10:02]Whistle at me.

[00:10:03]>> Uh-oh. It's coming through. Confuse her.

[00:10:06]>> It's confusing her to get lost. After a few minutes of looking for Colton, she turned back only for her to run into him and find out that he had gone back to camp not long after walking to the treeine. Too much reading the script for a porn.

[00:10:18]>> At the time, she thought the whistling she heard was just her friend. Later that night, Colton's like, "I can't whistle." What? Uh, into the early morning, a group of four was sitting around the campfire when they heard branches breaking behind one of them.

[00:10:34]Then they heard coyotes howling and decided that coyotes must have been what they heard making the noise in the forest. No, coyotes can't whistle.

[00:10:43]Around 3:00 a.m. on Sunday, while everyone was sleeping, one of them heard what sounded like someone trying to start their car. That was followed by really aggressive rhythmic knocking.

[00:10:52]That is Bailey and Daniel banging at each other in a car.

[00:10:57]>> Start the car. Turn on the music so I can at least listen to something instead of your breathing. Get on top of me.

[00:11:02]>> We're about to be attacked by a Sasquatch again. If you guys could give us 15 minutes.

[00:11:06]>> Give us 15. We got to lock this in.

[00:11:08]>> Also, coyotes can whistle, but not well.

[00:11:11]Everybody knows they can't whistle.

[00:11:12]Well, >> everybody knows.

[00:11:13]>> Like a coyote with a mouthful of saltines cannot whistle.

[00:11:16]>> That's correct. Nor can they eat four in a minute.

[00:11:18]>> No. That was followed by really aggressive rhythmic and knocking which they wrote off as a woodpecker. If only then exactly what they're call that's what Daniel calls it.

[00:11:28]>> It was wood and it was pecking.

[00:11:32]If only they had known that there was likely a group of Bigfoot in the area.

[00:11:36]Likely.

[00:11:37]>> If only they had known.

[00:11:38]>> Also, I think they know.

[00:11:40]>> I think they just told us in advance there a group of Bigfoot. We would have prepared motion.

[00:11:43]>> A group.

[00:11:45]Not a murder. Not a flock. A flock. Not a gaggle.

[00:11:48]Not a gathering.

[00:11:50]>> And by the way, I don't want to I don't want to get technical, but it would be called a group of big feet.

[00:11:56]>> A group of big feet. True.

[00:11:58]>> Not just is it feats?

[00:12:00]>> Big foot.

[00:12:00]>> Big foot. You said big foot.

[00:12:03]>> If it's Sasquatch, I feel like they should be referred to as a stash.

[00:12:06]>> A stash of Sasquatch is right.

[00:12:08]>> Then later in the day on Sunday, Daniel saw a figure on two legs. He had uh gone to the bat.

[00:12:14]>> What can that be? Two-legg figure. a two-legged figure in the woods to use the bathroom. How do we justify it?

[00:12:20]>> When he came in contact with a 9 foot tall creature with quote blank reflective eyes that were walking towards him.

[00:12:28]>> This is not true.

[00:12:28]>> He ran back to get a couple of his buddies. One of them was uh >> like a creative writing project.

[00:12:34]>> Which buddy did they get?

[00:12:36]>> Jason found it late at night drinking.

[00:12:37]Thought it was a burner account. You guys are being very doubtful. I think I wrote it. True. Ira Cara's boyfriend Colton uh who had packed a rifle for the trip. They set out to find the 9 foot tall creature. They let off warning of everything.

[00:12:52]>> Literally just reading a horror horror movie, right? That's right.

[00:12:55]>> Warning shots and returned to camp and said they were heading to our friend's camp down by the way because they heard the person run that direction. They headed to our friend's camp later and they stated they were circled by three or more creatures in the woods.

[00:13:07]>> This is Randy. We might have to start finding Jason's stories for >> This is terrible. I will admit that I did have a story that we had done the other day and I had to find this this morning and this was all right. Our friends Dylan and Sabrina, you guys need we do need to check in on them.

[00:13:21]>> Can we remember all the names?

[00:13:23]>> Yes. Bailey and Daniel, >> Colton, >> Abby, and now Dylan and >> Dylan and Sabrina were camping off an abandoned road. They later Is this like the plot of like Zach and Cody the sweet life?

[00:13:40]How much do you want to do the Sweet Life and Zach and Cody like reunion show and it turns into like a horror or how much do you want to do Zach and Cody the Sweet Life and it's us as the people like today like they've aged so much and everyone's like I can't believe you guys aged so much and became Jewish to do it.

[00:13:55]>> How fun would that be?

[00:13:57]>> Uh they later returned to uh and Daniel and Colton said they saw three creatures that stood 9 ft tall with dark fur and standing on two legs with blank reflective eyes. This is very important.

[00:14:07]Blank and reflective eyes are super important. They describe >> it almost feels different. How could they be both blank and >> I also until now thought that Jason was saying it was edited because they didn't want to say [ __ ] reflective eyes.

[00:14:18]They're like blank reflective eyes. Like we couldn't say the adjective.

[00:14:22]>> Wait, Dan, I think there's reflective can mean two things. One, they reflect off of whatever sun is there. But reflecting Yeah. actually thinking about >> He was very reflective. He was okay. But how could you blank look was reflective?

[00:14:40]If you looked past the blankness, you could really see he was thinking about his life.

[00:14:44]>> The blank is front.

[00:14:47]What's going on?

[00:14:48]>> Uh behind the blank eyes was a real tender satisfy.

[00:14:54]They described it as a humanl looking animal that was too tall to be a person and too fast to be a human. They say the creatures knew how to hide behind the trees and were circling them and trying to separate them from each other.

[00:15:04]>> Hiding behind a tree is not even a skill that's difficult. And they knew how to hide behind the tree. Let me take a guess. You go behind >> and just chill there for a while.

[00:15:13]>> Hold on. It actually says chapter two.

[00:15:15]>> Yeah.

[00:15:17]>> Colton then stated he shot one of them and then shot off five warning shots.

[00:15:20]>> He did not.

[00:15:21]>> They heard more knocking. They found handprints and a couple on a couple of the vehicles and footprints around their camp. They also claimed to have found before packing up uh and calling it a weekend broken trees put together as sideways crosses all in a wide circle with what appears to be teepee made out of trees.

[00:15:41]>> Yeah. Well, this this now it's starting to make sense to me because Sasquatches have been on the down low for so long they hard launch. They're hard launch.

[00:15:49]They're like, "Let's leave fingerprints everywhere. Let's do crosses. Let's touch the cards. Bang the country could even handle Sasquatches coming out.

[00:15:58]>> Yes, they would be elected immediately in office.

[00:16:00]>> I feel like RFK Jr. is like now going to try and like make sure that we all just avoid Sasquatch.

[00:16:06]>> It's very clear that the Sasquatches are Among Us. Sasquatches.

[00:16:11]>> What are you saying? I can't understand.

[00:16:12]All right. Among Us.

[00:16:13]>> Oh, Among Us. Okay.

[00:16:14]>> Yeah. Blank and reflective.

[00:16:17]>> Blank and reflective. Which is also describes his stair.

[00:16:20]>> That's right. That's right. I'm shirtless, blank, and reflective. This is my Instagram bio.

[00:16:26]>> All right. BFRO, which who do you who can remember what that stands for?

[00:16:30]>> Oh, Bigfoot Research Foundation of America.

[00:16:32]>> Be Bigfoot Research Organization. Close investigator.

[00:16:37]>> Matthew Money Maker.

[00:16:39]>> Uhhuh.

[00:16:39]>> None of this is real.

[00:16:41]>> Spoke to two of the witnesses by phone and concluded this was an outkick and got concluded that quote they are telling the truth. The only question is whether it was a misinterpretation. He added that four out of the 10 sorry guys uh on the camping trip had visual sightings in the daylight around their camp. What's 400 and 400?

[00:17:03]>> 40%. The rest heard sounds at some point given that there's a history of big guess how many people were in this story.

[00:17:09]>> 10. It's And this is money maker said it's pretty obvious some Sasquatches were there. At least three of them. To whom?

[00:17:15]>> No, it's very obvious.

[00:17:16]>> To nobody, >> Randy. It's very >> at least three of them. Indeed.

[00:17:19]>> The teepee should have.

[00:17:20]>> It's this level of confidence that got >> cultural appropriation of native.

[00:17:23]>> Then I want to believe glee.

[00:17:25]>> Oh, you have merch that says I want to blee.

[00:17:28]>> I should do that.

[00:17:28]>> I want to be bleers.

[00:17:30]>> I'm a big believer.

[00:17:31]>> Can you get some?

[00:17:32]>> I'm a bleber.

[00:17:33]>> It's a great idea and I saw her face and now I'm a bleber.

[00:17:36]>> Uh the lack of any real evidence shouldn't evidence shouldn't deter anyone from making >> That's exactly what should deter anyone from anything. Lack of evidence is literally how you detour from one thing to another.

[00:17:47]>> This is what the writer said. I think he's making fun of. Believe it or not, they know what they saw and what they heard. Uh I I know that this is probably all BS. It is all BS. It was fun to joke around about it. Hey, it's a weekend of Sasquatch foolery. To me, that feels like them trying to write this article is them trying to set up, you know, you go to like a murder mystery weekend or you go to like a haunted mansion somewhere and you're like, "Hey, we're going to have dinner at this place and there's going to be a murder." This was what this is.

[00:18:15]>> And also, if you don't know if you know this, but multiple Sasquatch are referred to as >> Sasquayas Sasquay.

[00:18:22]I did not know that. That story one is down in the books. When we come back, we'll tell you what we have going on.

[00:18:26]Uh, and we'll let you know about Ben Glee's new uh, weekly talk show on YouTube, which is amazing. And I wanted to take off and be all the things that you love. Uh, that's Dumb People Town with the great Ben Glee. Right after this, >> around people, >> guys. Monarch is the personal finance app that tracks everything. Accounts, investments, savings, goals, and spending. Get your first year of Monarch at half off. just $50 with promo code DPT. And Monarch is fabulous. They've taken the mental load of tracking my f finances off my plate and I can't tell you how good that feels. Uh I I love the AI recap. It's like having a financial planner in your pocket. Uh the AI recap, you know, it catches the spending spikes before they happen. They sort of let me know what I'm doing. What is my spending outpacing my savings? Like what is creeping up and what's creeping down in my little workflow? check your investments versus the S&P 500s. How am I doing versus that? It just lays it out so easily and beautifully. All three of us are using Monarch and we're all three very happy. Dan, what are your favorite features?

[00:19:36]>> You know what I like is that a lot of like apps will just tell you like what you've spent, right?

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[00:20:14]>> I this which I I hate arguments at the end of I know. I can't dinner. So, I'm like, if if it's a deal where everybody's like, "No, we're all splitting it." And you're like, "Okay."

[00:20:23]It just makes it so easy to go, "Here's a picture of a seat. That's what everybody would >> This is what you owe."

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[00:20:54]>> Hey guys, welcome back to the show.

[00:20:56]Before we jump into Ben Cle's talk show, which we're very excited to to do, uh let me talk about what we got going on.

[00:21:02]Uh we got on the Tonight, cuz this is going to drop on the on June 16th. If you're in LA, >> come see us tonight. We're doing headlining sets, which is rare in LA at the Venice West. really cool music venue, Venice West 20th in Lincoln. It is a super cool The guy who used to put together Jam in the Van, which is a really fun Westside comedy show that we did a bunch. I'm sure you did that show.

[00:21:26]I'm sure you've done that show. Uh is trying to book comedy into the Venice West and we're doing headlining sets.

[00:21:31]>> So, great music there, but they're adding comedy. That's a Tuesday night.

[00:21:33]We have a 700 p.m. and a 9:00 p.m. show.

[00:21:35]The shows are going to be a blast and it's a headlining set of comedy for us.

[00:21:38]So, all our LA peoples come to it that weekend.

[00:21:40]>> This weekend, we're going to be at Cobbs Comedy Club on the 19th and 20th. one on Friday, >> San Francisco up and out and come see us.

[00:21:47]>> Uh we're guest hosting Jim Rome's radio show which actually will broadcast on X but on terrestrial radio as well at the end of June. And then in July we are going uh to the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins. Then in August we will be uh that's the 23rd, 4th and 5th. In August we will be at the Grand Comedy Club down in Es Escanido. New comedy club down there. Supposed to be amazing. But tomorrow night, we are going to be on an amazing show, a live talk show on YouTube. Uh, I watched the inaugural episode. It's so funny. You are so funny. The show is called Good Night >> and with Ben Glee and it's at a time when we need a talk show. We need a talk show. Talk shows are dropping like flies and we need a >> YouTube's first late night talk show. So I love it and I love the people you have surrounding you know our friend Steuart Bailey who is just so talented worked on the Daily Show >> good people working around you to do the show but at the same time the stuff you did during the pandemic to sort of build nowhere comedy club but to build the audience of people that you would then bring to this thing really impressive and I think it's time for you to do this you're one of our favorite fastest funniest dudes so explain how it came to be and what you're hoping to sort have achieved with this thing and how can our audience help you out?

[00:23:06]>> Thank you. So, my whole lifelong dream was to have a late night talk show. It always has been since I was 6 years old. I did in college. I did it for national after college and I put it on the back burner for 20 years cuz up until recently, you can't really have your own late night talk show unless you get there's no way in. And then YouTube became the most powerful platform on earth. The numbers have eclipsed everything. And I just started fundraising and putting together a team and created this literally on my own. I raised $1.5 million to produce season 1. Got Keith Harris, a drummer of the Black Eyed Peas, to be my band leader. We have this unbelievable >> team together and we're creating this show. It's literally trying it like and the press we're getting is is exactly realizing that it is what we hope.

[00:23:48]They're framing us as the evolution of late night. The articles on in the rap and deadline saying last night, last week Co Bear went off the air and this week the new the first YouTube late night talk show debuts. This is the future. It's what's happening. is what we're trying to do. And so we're doing it. We tape live on Wednesday nights.

[00:24:04]You can be in the virtual audience with us, part of the show, interactive, camera on, mic on, much like many of you did during many of the Dumb People episodes we did at Nowhere during the pandemic. And then the next day it drops on YouTube on Thursday night. So June 18 on my birthday, it'll be dropping.

[00:24:20]That'll be my big birthday episode. Um it'll be dropping at 10 Eastern, 7 Pacific on YouTube.com/goodnight.

[00:24:27]That's our page. And so you can get a ticket to be on those walls with us and be part of the show. Ask a question perhaps live. Interact with us in crowd segments. See the post show, which is this live post party where the cameras follow us from the studio into the whole rest of the house and we dive deeper. I was smoking weed with Kevin Smith out by the pool at the end of our premiere episode by going to make it goodnight.com. That's our website. You can get tickets there to be on the virtual video walls with us or to subscribe to our YouTube channel. All of that's at make it agoodnight.com.

[00:24:59]>> I love it, dude. I love that you have figured this out or at least you're going forward trying to make something that is something that we need. We need comedy as a late night thing that people can get behind. And my hope for you is that you wind up getting to do it every night that it becomes like five nights a week.

[00:25:16]>> Well, with the success, you look at the box office of two YouTubers have made movies that have that blew star >> backs and obsession. those two movies in Daisy's in France. He's like, I went to go see Obsession and it's like insane.

[00:25:31]>> It's insane. I know.

[00:25:32]>> So, those Evan Shapyro, a good friend of ours who we love who used to run IFC and he's developing our twoman show with us, is like kind of the media mapper person who like is like this is what the media is doing. This is what's going on. He is like people are watching YouTube all over the world. They're watching it. You don't have to have the you just have to have a computer.

[00:25:51]>> Yeah. It's literally the number one entertainment platform on earth. that it's more market share by far now than Netflix globally. In the US, it's overtaken cable and broadcast TV combined. We're on a channel with almost 3 million subscribers. We're getting out there to lots of people. We're We just crossed today 1 million views across platforms for our show. We're just a week into our episodes. That's what I want to hear. And uh let this thing monetize itself and start to do the thing for you that >> you should be doing this. The other thing that people either they if they don't know you, you've done TV. You did like Idiot Test. Idiot test. You did like hundreds of episodes.

[00:26:29]>> 110 episodes of idiot test still on Pluto TV. Now was on Netflix.

[00:26:34]>> You know what it's like to be >> get on cameras turn on. You know how to and you've done standup for 25 years. So you this is not somebody who's like what if I tried this? It's like you know what you're doing. You just needed the platform. You have it. This is we talk about this all the time with our podcast. You guys who listen to this podcast, you understand what it is to support independent media and independent ventures. This is how you do it. Subscribe to Good Night >> at Goodnight on YouTube.

[00:27:02]>> At goodnight on YouTube or go to make it agoodnight.com and you can find out how you can be on the wall or you can be involved. Uh this is the next wave and this is an ally to us and a fan and a friend of ours. So we're saying support him.

[00:27:16]>> Thank you. And then one last thing also is that just so people know like how much we really are trying to make our mark here in late night and honor the format that we've all loved growing up so much but also evolve it with the times we're booking we're also trying for the first time in late night to offer real value in every episode of people's lives. So we're booking alongside celebrities thought leaders change makers subject matter experts in every episode. So instead of just only talking like Chris Hemsworth for the movie time, is the hammer still heavy on Thor N? It's still very heavy. We have celebrity guests coming on already confirmed season one like Nikki Glazer, Tiffany Hattish, Craig Robinson, Jeff Ross, the Sclar brothers. We have um Jamila J. We have um Dulce Sloan, Aisha Tyler, Sophia Bush. But in addition to them, we have thought leaders like Scott Galloway, we have Dr. Mark Heyman, Dr. Shafali, Lorie Gotautle of the Ask a Therapist podcast, Sex with >> Emily, Emily Morris is coming on. We have the host of number one money podcast, Nicole Lapen. We have the host of number one science podcast, David Eagleman coming on or you just came on.

[00:28:26]Uh, so we're just trying to blend these worlds and really like help change people's life experience by letting them be aware of these different >> I think it's going to be where YouTube stars will want to come to promote their YouTube. They don't ever get booked on a late night talk show. So, we get to give them a chance. Dar man confirmed. Adam W confirmed. Two of the biggest YouTubers on planet Earth. Like 30, 40, 60 million.

[00:28:46]>> Mrs. Beast coming on. Mrs. Beast is coming. We'll hopefully get to Mr. Be.

[00:28:50]You have Dr. Beast coming on.

[00:28:51]>> That's right. We've got a a team of Sasquatches coming. Sasquatch. We saw them in the backyard last night. We're pretty sure >> Dr. Oz is coming on telling you how your poop can kill you. All right, here we go. Facts. This story was sent in by David Fornier at DP482. Okay.

[00:29:07]>> Florida woman arrested after a golf course joy ride fueled by mini bottles of fireball.

[00:29:15]>> Mini bottles.

[00:29:16]>> Mini bottles of fireballs. Like I I'm an alcoholic, but I I do it in small doses.

[00:29:21]Tiny do.

[00:29:22]>> That's the great thing about mini bottles is you could drink a lot, but you still feel like in moderation, >> right? You still feel I've had 20, but I've had a few. That's her motto. I can stop.

[00:29:31]>> They're like sliders. They're like sliders. Yeah, you could have 12 sliders feel like you need >> the amount of carbs or fat or sugar.

[00:29:38]>> Yeah, sliders is more bread.

[00:29:41]>> This by the way, >> you're having three buns to have one burger.

[00:29:43]>> By the way, this was like in Golf Digest, right? Yeah, sliders are fine.

[00:29:48]>> Oh, so my story is [ __ ] And now you're Golf Digest is a real thing.

[00:29:52]>> You drink too much fireball in college, you throw up and you eventually move on from that nightmarish cinnamon whiskey.

[00:29:59]This is in Golf Digest.

[00:30:01]Drink Jack Fire.

[00:30:02]>> That's what usually happens. At least in >> I don't need something that says fire going into my body.

[00:30:07]>> Jack is good though.

[00:30:09]>> Is it? Stop it.

[00:30:10]>> At least in this one writer's experience parathetically >> and then you're off the stuff forever.

[00:30:17]Who is writing this? Like is this somebody house letter? This is a this is a reporter in the 40s. Then you're off the stuff forever. The fireball came at you hard and fast.

[00:30:26]>> Yeah. You want to be off the sauce, you do it this way. You get in a golf cart.

[00:30:29]You drive real fast. That'll get you off the sauce.

[00:30:32]>> Dame believe she was a classy dame. She had miniature bottles tucked into her panty hoes.

[00:30:36]>> She had miniature bratos but insatiable appetite. Well, unless you're this Florida woman with a recent DUI arrest that's going viral for all the wrong reasons. Erica Mayor of Pal Meadow was arrested last week after an alcohol fueled joy ride around Stream Song Golf Resort >> in which she was eventually located sitting next to her crashed red guess what year, make model of the car she had. M this is what it asked in the thing.

[00:31:02]>> It did. Yeah. What is it?

[00:31:03]>> They're doing our Guess what you're making.

[00:31:06]>> A red car.

[00:31:07]>> Red car.

[00:31:07]>> It's a 94 Mercury Sable >> 94.

[00:31:09]>> I think it's a Corvette. I think it's a red Corvette. Little >> red Corvette. 1999.

[00:31:14]>> 1997 Pontiac.

[00:31:17]>> This is so much more what you would expect to be a 2018 Hyundai.

[00:31:21]>> Okay.

[00:31:22]>> According to a witness and the P County Sheriff's Office, she had driven over parts of the nearby golf course and appeared incoherent when found by deputies. Her allegedly slurred speech and in and out of balance were certainly due to the opened mini bottles of Fireball. We'll get to it later how many she had. And two empty bottles of 99 brand liquor.

[00:31:42]>> You got to throw that stuff out the window, right?

[00:31:44]>> You have to leave a trail to find you.

[00:31:46]>> Leave the dead soldiers on the old car hood.

[00:31:49]>> Also, just as a side note, I feel like Hyundai clearly did no market research when putting the word die in the name of their vehicle.

[00:31:55]>> Yeah, you don't want to die. You don't want that in there. It's not comforting.

[00:31:59]was also an unopened 10p pack of 50 ml fireball cinnamon whiskey bottles. So, she didn't even get to those at the Costco.

[00:32:06]>> She's heard the phrase hun die many times in her life in relationships.

[00:32:11]>> Erica stated that she has not consumed any alcohol despite the odor of an alcoholic beverage on her breath. Erica refused to participate in field sobriety tests, then refused to provide any breath samples. She stated that she had been told by friends in social media that it's a bad idea to do field sobriety. Who told you?

[00:32:27]>> I'm sober. So that's why I'm not doing a field sobriety.

[00:32:31]>> Ma'am, there's a huge stench of alcohol.

[00:32:34]>> Because I'm sober. That's why I'm so Why is there alcohol coming out of your mouth?

[00:32:38]>> Because it's not going into my mouth.

[00:32:39]It's coming out.

[00:32:43]>> You're You're drunk. You're breathing it in.

[00:32:44]>> Ma'am, would you please take this field sobriety test?

[00:32:47]>> Why would I do that if I'm sober? You take it. You're drunk.

[00:32:50]>> What is your name, ma'am? Tiger Woods.

[00:32:52]Okay.

[00:32:53]>> My name is Tiger Woods, you [ __ ] No way. Hey, >> she has surely heard over the years.

[00:32:59]>> It's not stop calling me Shirley.

[00:33:01]>> Did you say kickball change?

[00:33:03]>> This Okay, this is a quote. She has surely heard over the years from her friends in social media that drinking and driving is a very bad idea. Yet here we are. According to Sheriff >> Jud would have gotten that message.

[00:33:15]>> Mayor was eventually >> one of the juds.

[00:33:16]>> Yeah. The the jud Exactly. One of the jud >> right exactly was eventually arrested.

[00:33:21]She was a mayor and charged with DUI M2 DUI with property damage M1 refusing to submit to a DI test. Is that a punishable offense?

[00:33:30]>> Yeah.

[00:33:31]>> To refuse to submit.

[00:33:32]>> Yeah. As long as you It depends on if you end up Well, every state's different. But you do want to refuse.

[00:33:37]>> Cited for failure to drive in a single lane and open container with a vehicle.

[00:33:41]She had many open containers. Let's be honest. This is certainly not the first mini bottle of Fireball consumed on a golf course, but it's most likely to be the most expensive. And then from here, I found another story. So, I'm going to do that story, too. But let's guess first of all, >> how many mini bottles did she drink?

[00:34:00]>> Who may drinks?

[00:34:01]>> Mayor McDrinks. Erica Mayor McDrinks.

[00:34:04]How many mini bottles?

[00:34:05]>> 10.

[00:34:05]>> 10.

[00:34:06]>> I'm going to conservatively say 300.

[00:34:09]>> Six.

[00:34:10]>> Get your answers in.

[00:34:11]>> I want a real answer. I'm going to I'm going to guess it was literally 30 bottles.

[00:34:14]>> Okay. Get your answers in townies because you said six and 10. 10 and six >> and 30 >> and 30.

[00:34:22]>> 21.

[00:34:24]>> He's the closest. He's the closest thing. Insane. Isn't that >> closest?

[00:34:29]I don't have an age on this person, but as I was reading this article, you know how they sometimes the article jumps.

[00:34:34]>> Give you another one.

[00:34:35]>> If you like a little of that, you'll like a little of this.

[00:34:36]>> Exactly. Here's this headline. Mass hole golfer. So, someone from Massachusetts.

[00:34:41]>> If you like fireball, giant fireball coming towards Earth.

[00:34:44]>> Yeah. Here's a guy from Massachusetts.

[00:34:46]Mass hole golfer hits man and head with putter, flees to the woods, has really expensive set of clubs thrown in the lake.

[00:34:53]>> Oh wow.

[00:34:54]>> So they get into an argument thing. He swings his putter, hits a guy in the head, then runs off, then runs off and leaves his expensive clubs just fine.

[00:35:00]You don't want to come back, go get your [ __ ] clubs.

[00:35:02]>> Summer may be finally cooling off, but tempers are still running hot on the course. Don't take our word for it, though. Just check out the police bladder from East Greenwich, Rhode Island's finest. two who arrested two golfers following last month an encourse altercation that ended with one man getting hit over the head with a putter and the asalent having his and we're going to guess how expensive his set of clubs thrown in the lake. According to police it began when uh this young man, we'll guess his age, Cameron Chase of Rumsford, Massachusetts, allegedly hit into the group ahead of him while they were finishing up on the green. You know this I do it all the time.

[00:35:36]>> Confrontation escalated and eventually Chase struck the victim with his putter, leaving wounds to the backside of his head. You got to get close to be able and swing that club.

[00:35:45]>> And the putter, if it's a mallet putter, that's heavy metal. That's going to >> And that's an interesting point because because it shows you how little golf I do is until you said that I was picturing it's covered in rubber.

[00:35:57]>> No, because putt I do a lot of mini golf in my life.

[00:36:02]I'm like I couldn't do any damage.

[00:36:03]>> Metal now heavy.

[00:36:06]>> All right. Chase fled in the woods while the victim transported uh to Kent County Hospital. They found Chase walking down nearby Division Road a short while later just in his golf club. Rest him on charges of felony assault. They also arrested Johnson native Joseph Falco for vandalism and disorderly conduct after he allegedly threw Chase golf clubs valued at how much into the adjacent lake. How much were his golf clubs worth? You know this $3500. What do you think?

[00:36:33]>> $2,600.

[00:36:35]>> Five grand.

[00:36:36]>> $4,000. You know that was really good.

[00:36:39]Chase claims he struck the golfer out of self-defense after being pushed, but ultimately that's for the road Rhode Island court system to figure out for now. Uh, the only crime Chase has irrefutably committed is being 100% true blue mass. Uh, we'll get out of here on this story here on this.

[00:36:54]>> Well, also, I don't know if you if you read this, I actually read the story on the way in. The first time he struck him was with the driver. The second time was two didn't hit him in the head first.

[00:37:06]So, yeah, that was a two putt.

[00:37:07]>> It's an eagle. Um, let's figure out how old this guy >> has landed.

[00:37:13]Eagle has landed. You know what a hole in one on a par4 is called.

[00:37:17]>> Or is that >> an albatross?

[00:37:18]>> Is that right?

[00:37:19]>> Yeah. And this he wears as an albatross around his nose. Actually, >> anytime you're three strokes under >> All right. How you're a par five and you get >> Oh, yeah. You hold out on the second.

[00:37:28]>> How old was Cameron Chase Rumford and uh Cameron Chase of Rumsford? And how old was the guy he hit? The guy with the putter was how old? 26 >> 41 >> 30 >> 20 years old.

[00:37:41]>> Oh jeez.

[00:37:42]>> Wow. How old was the guy he hit?

[00:37:44]>> He's older.

[00:37:44]>> 64.

[00:37:45]>> Yeah. 58 >> 50 >> 38 years old. I was older. I knew it.

[00:37:50]>> And that's it. And that is how we do it.

[00:37:52]That is uh two stories down in the books. Dan is next. And Dan, you'll tell us what's going on with you, but can you give us a little teaser of what we got in story three?

[00:37:59]>> Yeah, of course. Uh oh, it's a repeat.

[00:38:03]Okay. We'll figure it out.

[00:38:04]>> We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out on the break. It's uh Dumb People Town with the great Ben Glee and his new show. You got to watch it.

[00:38:10]>> Good night, Ben Glee. All right, we'll be right back.

[00:38:15]>> Dumb people.

[00:38:17]>> Hey guys, welcome back to the show. Uh the great Ben Glee. I love that you have this YouTube talk show that we're going to be on. That is fantastic. And um again, tell people where they can see it and everything.

[00:38:27]>> Thank you. Good night with Ben Glee drops every Thursday 10 Eastern, 7 Pacific on YouTube.com/goodnight.

[00:38:35]You can be on the show interacting, camera on, mic on, laughing, applauding, interacting with me in a crowd segment, asking a question of our guest occasionally if you're very lucky at just go to make it a goodnight.com.

[00:38:49]Ticket there.

[00:38:50]>> Watch it and see how fun it is.

[00:38:51]>> See us on it this weekend.

[00:38:53]>> It's the first ever Uncensored late night show and it's going to be really, really fun.

[00:38:58]>> It already is. Also on your episode with you is Jamila J and David Gam who's just this incredibly interesting.

[00:39:06]>> I love Jamila J. We did her >> just did her podcast. I did as well.

[00:39:09]She's so wonderful.

[00:39:11]>> So wonderful. Uh Daniel, can you let people know when they can see you and where they can see?

[00:39:15]>> Yeah. Go to uh daniel vanckerk.com. I will be this coming weekend in Jainsville, Wisconsin at the comedy cabin doing shows on Friday and Saturday. Then the next weekend, last weekend of June, I will be in Baltimore and DC. And then in July, I'll be at uh Cap City Comedy Club in on July 2nd.

[00:39:32]>> And then uh >> I know all your dates, Dan.

[00:39:34]>> Yeah, we we Okay. 15th through the 18th, you're at the Lincoln Lodge and you're going to be That's your week where you take it over. They give you the keys.

[00:39:41]Hub city comedy week. It's like your own comedy festival. Best comic showc best of Chicago's comics and doing shows every night. Uh and then at the the the Crasher Opera House on what day?

[00:39:51]>> July 25th.

[00:39:52]>> July 25th.

[00:39:53]>> Yeah. And then in August, I'll be in Cincinnati headlining a comedy festival as well as other dates throughout the year. Everything's at danielvanckirk.com.

[00:40:00]Let's do a cold read story.

[00:40:02]>> Who sent this into you, Dan?

[00:40:04]>> Uh Randyclar sent it in as you learned at the break. We just had to double up, but it happens. It's fine. Let's have fun together. The tease I will give you before I read it. I'll just say it all.

[00:40:13]Michigan shoplifter rushed into hospital after hiding bottle body of wine in her body cavity.

[00:40:19]>> Bottle of wine in her body cavity.

[00:40:21]>> She stuck it all the way up. Nothing can stop her. She's all the way up.

[00:40:25]>> California Post this comes from because we can switch now between the New York and >> Post and the California.

[00:40:30]>> California Post. Bordeaux.

[00:40:32]>> It is wine country.

[00:40:33]>> Bordeaux. No.

[00:40:34]>> It says here. Oh boy.

[00:40:36]>> I hate the New York Post. The way they the way they do stuff. It just >> a Michigan woman, which means she went to Michigan and was hailed as like a pillar of that.

[00:40:44]>> No, you can't say that about our school and the school that both my daughters.

[00:40:48]>> Is that what you guys when somebody's like like well to be remembered as a Wolverine forever? No.

[00:40:53]>> V is it V?

[00:40:54]>> She's a Michigan woman to Ohio State.

[00:40:56]She moved to Michigan.

[00:40:58]>> A Michigan woman. So, um, go blue was arrested and then rushed to the hospital after she stole a bottle of wine and hid it inside a body cavity.

[00:41:06]>> Well, first I thought back, but I >> What? Which cavity you're talking about?

[00:41:10]>> Not anything up around. How big are those cavities in the mouth? Open up wide. Mhm.

[00:41:15]>> The woman was allegedly caught by shopkeepers drinking a bottle of alcohol in a Traverse City liquor store without paying for it and returned the next day to nab a bottle of Chardonnay.

[00:41:24]>> She was standing on her head drinking a bottle of wine.

[00:41:28]>> Jesus, >> it was a relingling play. Employees attempted to stop her but were unable to find the bottle that she had stolen.

[00:41:37]>> That is amazing. That is And then is your first question. Are you a magician?

[00:41:41]>> You if you can do it that quick, you >> hand prepped.

[00:41:43]>> Yes. And you've prepped your whole life.

[00:41:46]I mean, you've really worked and ready.

[00:41:47]And also, this is the story that should have had mini bottles if you wanted to reputation.

[00:41:51]>> Thank you. You steal the mini bottles when you're slipping.

[00:41:54]>> Like, if you could do that that quick, there's a show in Thailand waiting for you. Five nights a week.

[00:41:59]>> God, put it up there, unccork it, pop it back out.

[00:42:02]>> Oh, no. I want a six-ack of beers in there. You can just pop them out at people, give them to give you a dollar ice cold beer.

[00:42:10]>> If I was the warmed, I would also charge her an unccorking fee. 100%.

[00:42:14]>> Well, employees attempt to stop her, but they can't find the bottle. That is until police arrested her and found that she had stashed it inside an unnamed body orfice. You have to name it.

[00:42:22]>> Name it.

[00:42:22]>> What if she's a kangaroo?

[00:42:24]>> What if she's a sword swallower? Okay.

[00:42:26]>> Unnamed body, Kevin. There's only two options. Unless she has a colostomy bag.

[00:42:30]>> At which point she was brought to the Mson Medical Center for treatment. The woman, who was not named, has been charged with two counts of retail fraud, one count of smuggling and trespassing, and one count of being [ __ ] cool.

[00:42:40]Yeah, >> the Post has reached out to the Traverse City Police for additional details, but did not immediately hear back. We'll get out of here.

[00:42:47]>> If she was funny, Dan, could she have said, "I was just trying to decant it."

[00:42:52]>> You got to let it breathe. There you go.

[00:42:54]>> Let it breathe.

[00:42:58]Let it breathe inside of me a little bit.

[00:43:00]>> This woman's incredible. She's really like the She's like a sexy Jesus turning [ __ ] into wine. Let's go. Well, she goes in one night, tries to drink it, gets in trouble, comes back the next day, hides it super fast, but not successful in stealing it. How old do you think the woman is?

[00:43:16]>> She's a wine drinker, which is typically young kids do not drink wine. They drink cutwaters. They drink uh they drink.

[00:43:22]>> I'm going to say she's had many children because she's the canal has to the the straits of Hormuz have to have been opened a little, right? You know what I'm saying? They have to be free flowing, right? You know what I'm saying?

[00:43:34]We will be invading her body cavity.

[00:43:38]There's been a ceasefire to hopefully get it reopened.

[00:43:40]>> There's been a ceasefire in her vagina.

[00:43:42]>> That's right. We're discussing. We have ultimatums that are >> two bottles of wine and six hoies in there.

[00:43:48]>> She's on a a bottle of Chardonnay, a pino gregio, and a life raft.

[00:43:56]>> In response, uh the the government is bombing her neighbors.

[00:44:00]>> You are a guest first. Yeah, I would like to guess she's her age is 53 going on you.

[00:44:07]>> 53 or >> I think the woman who stashed wine up uh up her orphice is uh 61 years old.

[00:44:15]>> 61.

[00:44:15]>> I'm going to say she's 47.

[00:44:16]>> 47.

[00:44:18]>> One of you is only one year off. You can all go up a year down.

[00:44:21]>> 60. I'm going 54.

[00:44:22]>> 48.

[00:44:24]>> The woman who successfully hit it. She did her job. Just didn't get away with it. She did it. She's the David Blaine of >> moral victory. Total moral victory.

[00:44:32]Thank you. I got away with it. I would have got away with you, too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

[00:44:36]>> I would have got away with it, too, if it wasn't for this damn huge [ __ ] >> Bottle of red. Uh, watch Ben's YouTube show.

[00:44:44]>> It's already great and you're missing it if you're not there. You're going to watch it. You're a good brother. Have a good night.

[00:44:49]>> Daniel Vanc reveal how old she was.

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[00:45:01]>> She is >> 48 YEARS OLD.

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