SML Movie: Jeffy's Rage Room!

[00:00:00]M baby, we're going to eat good tonight.

[00:00:02]>> Marvin, I love our new hubby and wifey mugs.

[00:00:04]>> Yeah, they're really nice and expensive.

[00:00:06]Jeffy, dinner's ready. He's going to be so happy.

[00:00:09]>> DID SOMEONE DIE?

[00:00:10]>> WHAT?

[00:00:11]>> ARE YOU TWO GETTING in divorces because of me?

[00:00:13]>> WHAT?

[00:00:13]>> DO YOU HAVE CANCER?

[00:00:14]>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, JEFFY?

[00:00:16]>> YOU'RE ACTUALLY FEEDING me good food.

[00:00:17]And you're going to eat a turd.

[00:00:18]>> That's not a turd. It's a cheese stick.

[00:00:20]>> AND THERE'S CHOCOLATE CAKE.

[00:00:21]>> YEP. We even got chocolate cake. We're going to try this new thing to feed you good food if you see if you act better.

[00:00:26]>> It's just a test for the green beans.

[00:00:28]There's no green beans in there, Jeffy.

[00:00:29]I mean, there's peas in mine.

[00:00:31]>> I got to test if this is a dream. Cuz if this was a dream, I wouldn't get in trouble for doing this. Wait, what?

[00:00:37]>> JEFFY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[00:00:38]>> OH, they're not mad enough. I better try the other one.

[00:00:43]>> Jeffy, you tolerate.

[00:00:47]>> Why would you DO THAT? WE TRIED BEING NICE TO YOU. WE TRIED TO GIVE YOU GOOD FOOD. YOU STILL BROKE STUFF.

[00:00:50]>> I THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM.

[00:00:52]>> WELL, GUESS WHAT? NO MORE MAC AND CHEESE. NO MORE CHOCOLATE CAKE. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

[00:00:59]EAT MY PEPPER AND EAT CHEESE, YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

[00:01:04]>> MARVIN, WHY DID YOU STILL DO THAT?

[00:01:07]>> I DON'T KNOW. WE TRIED WE TRIED GIVING him good food. We tried being NICE THIS TIME. I DIDN'T give him green beans and he STILL BROKE STUFF.

[00:01:14]>> I LOVE THAT MUG.

[00:01:16]>> I KNOW.

[00:01:18]>> So guys, what do you want to do today?

[00:01:20]>> I don't know, dude. I'm bored. If I can just direct you guys attention to the giant white board behind you.

[00:01:25]>> Wait, what?

[00:01:25]>> WHAT IS THIS? BEHOLD CODY'S FERRIS wheel plan. I want to buy a ferris wheel.

[00:01:30]>> Wait, you want to buy a ferris wheel?

[00:01:32]>> What, dude?

[00:01:32]>> It's the most boring ride ever.

[00:01:33]>> Oh, boring are they? Let me show you just how boring they really are. Okay, so the ferris wheel I have my eye on is about $320,000 and seats 120 people.

[00:01:43]>> That's got to be a big ferris wheel.

[00:01:45]>> Oh yeah, I drew it right over here. I mean, obviously that's not to scale.

[00:01:48]>> But your big ass head is >> your big ass head is. Joseph, you've been wearing braces for like 10 years.

[00:01:52]You >> he got you. He burnt you.

[00:01:54]>> Okay, my teeth are getting straight.

[00:01:55]Shut up and let me explain. Okay, if I charge $10 per person and 120 people ride it, I'm making $1,200 every 5 minutes cuz I'm not stopping this bad boy. It's going 24/7. People getting on, people getting off. They got to do it while it's moving, okay? Cuz it's not stopping. That means I'm making $14,400 per hour, which is $345,600 per day. I've already paid for theing thing by this point. Everything from here on out's just gravy. So, I'm making $10,368,000 per month. And before I even get done wiping my ass, I'm making a mind-boggling $124,416,000 per year.

[00:02:29]>> $124 million per year for a ferris wheel.

[00:02:33]>> All of that instead of gameplay. Who needs when you're making $124 million a year, Joseph? I could own the word for that much. You could look like Quasimoto and still get with that kind of money.

[00:02:42]>> If you say so.

[00:02:43]>> I mean, Joseph, it's a really good idea.

[00:02:45]I don't see anything wrong with it, >> dude. Where is he going to get 120 people to ride it every 5 minutes? Well, it's going to be a big ass ferris wheel with lights on it. People are going to see it for miles.

[00:02:53]>> No, but Joseph has a point. How are you going to find 120 new people to pay $10 every 5 minutes to go at 2:00 a.m., 3:00 a.m., 4:00 a.m.? Cuz you said 24 hours.

[00:03:01]>> Oh, okay. Okay. But even if half the people show up, I'm still making $150,000 per day. I mean, that's still ridiculous. And even if a few people show up, I'm still making thousands, which is more than I'm making now.

[00:03:12]>> I mean, okay. Where are you going to put this ferris wheel?

[00:03:14]>> Well, I was thinking I'd put it in your backyard.

[00:03:15]>> My backyard? Where are the people going to park?

[00:03:17]>> Yeah, there's no parking lot out here, dude. this neighborhood.

[00:03:19]>> Well, I figured once we had it open for a while, we could afford a parking lot.

[00:03:22]That that's part of phase two. My ultimate goal is to start a whole carnival.

[00:03:25]>> Okay. So, all right. I like the idea.

[00:03:27]So, if we're going to do it, how do we start?

[00:03:29]>> Well, I just need $320,000.

[00:03:31]>> What are you going to get the money from, dumbass? Yeah, >> I don't know. Any suggestions?

[00:03:35]>> I don't know. Maybe a smaller ferris wheel.

[00:03:36]>> Oh, good idea, Joseph.

[00:03:37]>> No, NOT GOOD IDEA. WE'RE NOT going to blow our load on a little ched ferris wheel cuz then no one's going to want to ride the BIG ONE.

[00:03:43]YOU ASKED FOR THE MONEY. I don't know. If we have a small ferris wheel and it has like 20 people on it and then we can charge them like $5 each.

[00:03:50]>> No, no, NO, NO, NO. FERRIS WHEELS ARE BORING AS ONCE PEOPLE RIDE THE LITTLE ONE, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO WANT RIDE IT AGAIN.

[00:03:56]>> SO, you admit this is a dumb ass.

[00:03:57]>> You admit they're boring.

[00:03:58]>> No, the big one is cool as Listen, I only need one good year to make all the money. Okay? Then the novelty wears off and who gives a >> It's not going to be that many people to ride it.

[00:04:07]>> How are we going to ride it one time if I ever ride a ferris wheel?

[00:04:10]>> How are we going to get $320,000?

[00:04:12]>> That is the question.

[00:04:14]What's wrong, Jeffy?

[00:04:15]>> MY MOMMY AND DADDY GROUNDED ME.

[00:04:17]>> FOR WHAT? WELL, THEY TRIED FEEDING ME GOOD FOOD AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM, SO I THREW their favorite mugs and then they broke.

[00:04:23]>> Yeah, it's usually best to assume it's not a dream.

[00:04:25]>> I mean, he had the correct response.

[00:04:27]>> But it was really fun breaking your stuff.

[00:04:28]>> Oh, you should try a rage room.

[00:04:30]>> A what?

[00:04:30]>> A rage room? It's like a room where you pay to go in and you smash a bunch of plates and cups and stuff and you know, it's fun.

[00:04:36]>> People pay to go in a room to smash glass and stuff.

[00:04:39]>> Yeah. Yeah, it's called a rage room.

[00:04:40]>> What? I've never heard of this.

[00:04:41]>> Yeah, it's a thing. People People do that.

[00:04:43]>> That's a waste of money.

[00:04:44]>> What? No, guys. That's how we get our $320,000.

[00:04:48]>> Yeah. We open up a rage room in my kitchen. I see.

[00:04:51]>> Yeah. We We People pay and then they can break glass and plates in my kitchen.

[00:04:55]>> But in a real rage room, they have to sign like waivers and stuff in case they get hurt and then they have to wear like protective safety stuff and then people don't really care about the stuff they're breaking.

[00:05:03]>> I don't care about the stuff that they're going to break in the kitchen.

[00:05:04]>> Yeah. That's stuff.

[00:05:06]>> Yeah.

[00:05:06]>> Well, he's going to be mad if we break his stuff.

[00:05:08]>> Well, we'll just send him to the store and say, "Hey, can you go get us something to eat?" And then while he's gone, that's when the people will break the stuff.

[00:05:13]>> But that means we have to make $320,000 in the time it takes him to go to the store.

[00:05:17]>> Yeah. Well, we will because we'll charge a lot.

[00:05:20]>> Nobody's gonna pay that much for a rage room.

[00:05:22]>> Okay. We'll charge $100 per person. And all we need is Oh, how many?

[00:05:26]>> Yeah, a lot. It's still a lot.

[00:05:28]>> Okay, listen. Listen. We'll charge $100 per person.

[00:05:31]>> That That sounds like a lot.

[00:05:32]>> Listen, you find the customers. I'll make the sign to put on the door. Joseph will print the waiverss off Chat GPT. I got you. And Jeffy, whenever the people show up to break the stuff, you give them a tutorial on how to break it.

[00:05:42]>> Oh, I'm really good at that.

[00:05:43]>> All right, guys. We're gonna make a lot of money. You We're gonna get in trouble.

[00:05:48]>> Oh, yeah. This is going to be good.

[00:05:49]>> Hey, Chef, what are you doing?

[00:05:51]>> Not right now, Junior. I'm making a cheeseburger.

[00:05:53]>> Oh my god, that does look good.

[00:05:55]>> I know. Well, everything I make is good.

[00:05:57]What the hell are you talking about?

[00:05:59]>> Don't be coughing over my food. What the hell's wrong with you?

[00:06:01]>> Uh, can you go to the store and get me some cough medicine?

[00:06:04]>> We We have cough medicine in the pantry.

[00:06:06]Go.

[00:06:06]>> I think I think it's expired. I need new cough medicine at the store.

[00:06:08]>> It can't be expired.

[00:06:10]>> It's expire. I need to go get the new one at the store. It's like a new There's a new product that came out.

[00:06:13]>> No, it's not. Go look. You haven't even looked yet.

[00:06:15]>> Okay. Well, you know what would make this burger yummy?

[00:06:18]>> What would make my burger even more delicious? Cuz it's already good. If you put honey mustard on it. Why would I eat a burger with honey mustard?

[00:06:24]>> Why would you eat a burger with no honey mustard? Eating a burger with no honey mustard. Eating a burger with no honey mustard. Eating a burger with no honey mustard. Eating a burger with no honey mustard.

[00:06:33]>> Yeah, you can't eat a burger with no honey mustard. You need honey mustard on the burger. You can go to the store to buy it. Dang, you're right. What am I thinking? I need to get my honey mustard.

[00:06:40]>> Yeah, and I think you should take Jeffy's mom and dad with you.

[00:06:42]>> Why the hell would I take them with me?

[00:06:44]>> Because you're going to get a bunch of things of honey mustard. You don't want to drop them with I'm sure they come in jars of glass. I wasn't thinking. I wouldn't drop my honey mustard. They're just precious to me. UH MARVIN, WOULD YOU GO TO THE store with me and get your gold lady? Yeah, her crabby ass.

[00:06:56]>> Uh yeah, we can go to the store with you. You want to go to the store with them, baby?

[00:06:59]>> Sure. Maybe we can find new mugs.

[00:07:01]>> Yeah, let's go. Yes. Okay. Okay, they're going with them. Okay, time to make this rage room. Haha. Rage room.

[00:07:08]>> Hey, Junior. I found our first customer.

[00:07:10]>> Hi.

[00:07:11]>> You know it's a rage room, not a rave room.

[00:07:13]>> No, he understands. He just has a lot of rage built up towards his father.

[00:07:16]>> Yeah, my dad hates that I'm gay. So, you know what? I'm going to pretend that all the glass in there is him.

[00:07:22]>> Oh, okay. Does he have $100?

[00:07:23]>> He actually does.

[00:07:25]>> Yeah, I'm supposed to use it on my violin lessons, but you know what? Screw my dad.

[00:07:30]>> All right, let's go on in and rage. We got to hurry up cuz Chef is gone. Oh.

[00:07:33]All right, Timmy, just sign this W.

[00:07:35]>> JOSEPH THE WAIVER.

[00:07:36]>> OH, MY BAD. MY BAD, DUDE. I stole it straight online.

[00:07:39]>> All right, Timmy, just sign right here.

[00:07:40]So, if you get hurt, you can't sue us.

[00:07:43]>> Okay, it's signed.

[00:07:44]>> Where the did you sign it?

[00:07:46]>> Sorry. I I I don't really know how to do cursive.

[00:07:49]>> What the He's trying to sue us.

[00:07:51]>> Yeah, that's ridiculous.

[00:07:52]>> Is that okay?

[00:07:53]>> Yeah, I I I guess there's witnesses.

[00:07:55]There's witnesses.

[00:07:56]>> I mean, it's a document anyway.

[00:07:58]>> All right, Jeffy, give him the tutorial on what he can do. All right, my name is Jeffy and this is the torial. I'm the and this is my torial. So all this stuff that you see right here is breakable. You can break it. So one thing that you can do is you can treat these plates like frisbes like this.

[00:08:17]And if it doesn't break, you can try again like this.

[00:08:22]And then if you don't want to use your hand, you can also USE THIS BAT RIGHT HERE. Allow me to demonstrate.

[00:08:31]That was pretty good. Or you can hit this little teapot right here and say, "I'm a little teapot. Short and you are about to get just like that." You can also hit this little cup right here. Watch this.

[00:08:50]You can do that or this or this.

[00:08:56]Jeffy, Jeffy, Jeffy, you're breaking all the stuff. And now he has nothing to break.

[00:09:00]>> Oh, one more.

[00:09:03]>> Okay. Would you like a test break before we get you new stuff?

[00:09:05]>> Yeah, I think I'm ready to try.

[00:09:06]>> Okay, try it.

[00:09:08]>> Okay, I'm going to throw it down. I hate you, Dad. Ooh, that felt really good.

[00:09:13]>> Yeah, try try that.

[00:09:13]>> Yeah, let me try one more. Ooh, this one's too pretty.

[00:09:16]>> No, no, we got to break it.

[00:09:17]>> But I don't want to break that one.

[00:09:20]>> It didn't break.

[00:09:22]>> You That's what you get.

[00:09:27]Yeah. Feels good, doesn't it?

[00:09:29]>> Yeah. Wait, wait, WAIT.

[00:09:37]>> All right. So, if you want to break more stuff, you got another 100 bucks. All right, Timmy. This is the rest of the stuff we have to break. So, if you give me that other hundred, you can break this.

[00:09:45]>> Okay. Here you go.

[00:09:46]>> All right. All right. All right, Jeffy.

[00:09:49]Give him the bat so they can go crazy.

[00:09:51]>> Okay.

[00:09:51]>> You're the guard now.

[00:09:53]>> ALL RIGHT, FATHER. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT LOVING ME.

[00:09:59]This is why MOM CHEATS ON YOU BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GIVE YOUR ONLY ATTENTION.

[00:10:14]The stove wasn't breakable.

[00:10:16]>> Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said everything was breakable.

[00:10:19]>> Yeah, you can break that. Quick.

[00:10:20]>> I can't believe they didn't have ANY HONEY MUSTARD. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T HAVE any hubby wifey mugs.

[00:10:25]>> I can't believe we forgot my wallet.

[00:10:27]>> Uh, Timmy, keep breaking stuff. WE GOT TO GO.

[00:10:29]>> OKAY, >> COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO TO THE ROOM.

[00:10:31]LET'S GO TO THE ROOM. HOPEFULLY, my burger didn't burn. I hate you, Dad.

[00:10:38]>> Oh, HELLO.

[00:10:42]>> Call the cop. Call the cop.

[00:10:43]>> Wait, why are you guys all screaming? I paid. All right, kids. You're going to jail.

[00:10:46]>> Shame on you, YOUNG MAN. SHAME ON YOU.

[00:10:49]>> OH, HONEY. HONEY, let me handle this.

[00:10:50]You beat. You >> No, no, no. I got this Oh, you ass I dare you.

[00:10:55]>> You broke all our stuff.

[00:10:56]>> I swear I was allowed. I signed a waiver.

[00:10:59]>> Yeah, of course you did. So, you guys want to press charges?

[00:11:02]>> Oh, WE WANT TO HE BROKE MY GODDAMN STOVE.

[00:11:04]>> YEAH, HE BROKE ALL OUR GLASS AND plates and stuff. We don't have any money to buy new stuff. Yeah, >> I HAVE GLASS IN MY DAMN BURGER.

[00:11:09]>> YEAH, I LEFT MY WALLET.

[00:11:10]>> OKAY. OKAY. YEAH, I'm sorry, Marvin.

[00:11:12]Some kids are just huge pieces of >> Come on.

[00:11:14]>> You sound like my father.

[00:11:16]>> This kid broke into our house and broke all our stuff.

[00:11:18]>> Horrible ass brat. We should be grateful for our kids.

[00:11:21]>> I don't know about that.

[00:11:22]>> All right, guys. We made $200 in one hour.

[00:11:25]>> Yeah, that's kind of pennies compared to my money printing machine of a ferris wheel.

[00:11:30]>> All right, but look, we're getting closer to our $320,000 goal.

[00:11:34]>> I mean, not really. We still need $319,800.

[00:11:38]Is it light work?

[00:11:39]>> No, not light work. It's pretty heavy work, especially cuz we can't make another rage room and Timmy's going to jail.

[00:11:44]>> Okay, well, serves him right.

[00:11:45]>> No, it doesn't serve him right. We we tricked him into doing this and made him sign a waiver. Yeah, >> I bit my tongue out of Falcon.

[00:11:52]>> Oh, well, he should have read the waiver and realized it was >> I mean, he probably should have.

[00:11:56]>> The waiver said this is all fake and if you get caught, you go to jail.

[00:12:00]>> That's his fault.

[00:12:00]>> It said that.

[00:12:01]>> I don't know, but we can say it did. He tried to not sign it. That's his fault.

[00:12:05]>> Yeah, we got it offline.

[00:12:06]>> Yeah, he was a scummy piece of >> Well, I Okay, that's a little harsh considering we scammed him, but >> Okay. Well, we got $200 and I say we go to Dave and Busters. Oo, Dave Buzzer is pretty sick.

[00:12:16]>> But we're not supposed to spend it. It's supposed to go to my ferris wheel.

[00:12:19]>> We're not ferris wheel. Yeah, we're never getting a ferris wheel.

[00:12:22]>> That was a dumb dream.

[00:12:23]>> It's 320,000 away. We're not going to get that. We got $200.

[00:12:27]>> Oh, we are going to spend it. So, we are 320,000 away.

[00:12:31]>> Let's go to Dave B.

[00:12:32]>> You're right. 15 bucks. Woo.