Carol Vorderman takes on Reform - and the hypocrisy is as visible as her buttocks

Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:00]The establishment is going all out to stop reform in Makerfield. They've deployed their greatest weapon, Carol Vorman, demanding an apology for a joke.

[00:00:09]>> He's made degrading, harassing, and vile comments about women online.

[00:00:17]So today, I am asking Rob Kenyon for an apology.

[00:00:22]>> Do you want to know what they're complaining about genuinely? So 12 years ago, the reform candidate, Robert Kenyon, who's a local lad, a plumber, a former squatty, just a standup British guy, cracked a joke online. Someone called Lewis, had posted a message to Carol Verman, who's a sort of leftwing celebrity who became known as being a maths genius and and quite attractive and then used that status as being known as good with numbers to flog dodgy loans to confuse the old people. And somehow now, despite that, she's a national treasure. Well, this guy Lewis posted, "Happy birthday, Carol. My god, I'd love to smell and lick your asshole." Okay, so that's not the reform candidate.

[00:01:01]That's someone else. And this being Britain, where everyone is a puritanical old woman, someone reposted that saying, "If you're prepared to put this in a public forum, I would suggest that your computer drive probably needs checking."

[00:01:13]Rob Kenyon, the reform candidate, obviously it wasn't a reform candidate back then, replied saying, "He's only saying what we're all thinking." And that's it. That one quite amusing flippant throwaway comment. He's only saying what we're all thinking is what all this controversy in Ferrari hinges on. You'd think he'd taken a running hoof at Carol Vorman's fandango. The way people are carrying on. Carol released a video.

[00:01:37]>> You might have seen the front page of the Daily Mirror on the news uh this morning and it's all about the disgusting actions of the reform candidate in the Makefield bi-election. He's called Rob Kenyon. And over many years, he's made degrading, harassing, and vile comments about women online.

[00:02:02]So today, I am asking Rob Kenyon for an apology, an open apology, not just to me, but also to the many people he has abused online over the years. However, there are some more to add to the list which have been revealed in the Independent and other newspapers today.

[00:02:24]So, new online posts which you might not have been aware of. Um, a an account which reform have not denied is from him says about women and how they look. He said that English women don't care and quote just walk around with their fat bellies and odd shapes pushing a pram at 16 in their PJs.

[00:02:50]This is someone reform wants to be an >> I want him to be an MP.

[00:02:53]>> He also said on this post, "Women can't referee, drive, or give directions." And happily declared, "I'm sexist."

[00:03:03]uh in a rugby league fans forum the same account which again reformer not denying is from him uh they were talking about European women and Rock Kenyon responded to a post uh saying wouldn't get me off any of those with a bazooka he's a >> oh is he a creep >> what reform said they said oh he's just an ordinary man making ordinary comments no he isn't he's a disgusting little creep and doesn't deserve to be a member of parliament and reform have form in all of this. And I'll put that all in another post. But for now, Rob Kenyon apologized.

[00:03:50]>> Oh my god. Oh my god. She's calling him creepy. Now, this is a surprisingly effective line of attack. Like the only time it looked like Camala Harris was actually gaining ground on Trump in the last election campaign was when she said Trump gave her the ick and was creepy.

[00:04:05]And then all the liberal women also went ooh yeah ick creepy. You know like when girls bully boys at school. They don't use facts or logic or strength. They do it using the power of group think. We all think this about you. We've lowered your status and we're demeaning you.

[00:04:21]We're sexually degrading you. Give you give us the ick. I mean, it's utterly meaningless, but it's very effective.

[00:04:27]And Carol is a highly politicized campaigner. We know that she isn't actually offended. She's just pretending to be offended. We know that she isn't offended cuz she spent a lifetime in the public eye talking about her frenetic sex life. Carol Vordman, 65, loves being called a mil and slams stigma around being sexy in midlife as she recalls being treated like she'd killed her gran for wearing a mini at 39. Carol Vorman's raciest sex confessions from having five special friends at once to a very ambitious bedroom fantasy. Sky-high libido space sex fantasy and lovers on rotation proud milan's runchiest bedroom confessions. So she's allowed to wave her anus around and talk about her anus and how how many men have had sex with her anus. But if anyone mentions her anus, if Rob Kenyon mentions her anus or even does a little glib comment off someone else's comment about her anus, then that's oh, that's the most disgusting heist crime in the world. It's like Katie Price getting upset cuz somebody says she's got big tits. This fake puritanical outrage from Carol Verdeman over a fleeting Facebook quip about her anus is nauseating, as if she's a Victorian vicer's wife whose virtue has been impuged rather than a hardboiled thrasher whose bumhole should be registered as a museum given its age and number of visitors. And as for Labour's squadron of traitorous termagants, the hoot outraged by proxy over a joke, a joke when they blly dismiss the industrial scale rape and torture of vulnerable British girls by their imported voters. Angela Rainer and Stella Crey holding their bleeding hearts. Oh, the joke hurt us. While they turn a hard face to brutalize children, they voted against the National Grooming Gangs inquiry. There's no apology for Labour's rape for vote scandal. But this comment about Carol Vordman's anus requires a graveling apology. I mean, come on. If they can bend reform to their will, they will show dominance.

[00:06:22]Reform need to reframe this and ground it in reality. You don't win elections by dancing to your opponent's fiddle.

[00:06:29]And other posts that Robert Kenyon is in trouble for are just completely factual.

[00:06:34]So, Hope Not Hate is a labor affiliated political smear group that masquerades as an anti-extremism charity. They're a bunch of disgusting communists, and one of them was recently convicted of pedophilia. And given that the guy, the Hope Not Hate employees, Lyron Velman, was a left-wing activist and a Labor Party politician. There was effectively zero chance of him not being a naunt.

[00:06:56]But they're pretending to be offended, too. Objectifying women, peddling conspiracy theories, and calling for violence. The conspiracy theorists are that the Australian government was too authoritarian during COVID. But the Australian government was too authoritarian in Melbourne anyway. And this call for violence. Look what they're talking about. A call for violence. Waterboard the lad. You'd think he'd laid this out as serious reform policy. Do you know what he'd actually said? He'd made a jokey comment that somebody not obeying social distancing should be waterboarded. Rob Kenyon has said, "Boot the chips out of their hands and then waterboard the lad." He obviously doesn't genuinely think that that person should actually be waterboarded. I mean, if he said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."

[00:07:38]Would hope not hate phone the RSPCA and say, "Oh, there's somebody about to brutally murder and consume an entire horse for dinner." If Robert Kenyon was with his friends and they're discussing where to go for dinner after the pub and he said, "Oh, I can murder an Indian."

[00:07:51]Would they phone phone the police and say, "There's a man there's a man plotting a homicide on the Indian subcontinent." It's absolutely insane that Hope Not Hate are dragging someone over the coals for a funny quip made 12 years ago. But Matthew Collins, a senior Hope not Hate employee, the head of their intelligence department, admitted attacking women with a hammer.

[00:08:11]>> And we got into this meeting and we saw we outnumbered and we outpowered the people in there who were mainly women, mainly uh Asian women. We attacked them with hammers, with chairs, with tables that hospitalized 17 people. So if this senior hope not hate employee can somehow become a wonderful person in the time since he attacked women with a hammer, then perhaps somebody who made a joke on Facebook, which obviously that's an equally heinous crime as attacking women with a hammer could go through a similar process of personal redemption.

[00:08:41]I mean Jesus, I feel like I'm living in opposite lands, opposites land. and all labor MPs joined the pylon like Luke charters reforms candidate in Makerfield said women have abortions for vanity purposes prehistoric toxic misogynistic and far wants to put people like this in parliament it's worth noting as well that Luke charter has also voted against the national grooming gang inquiry some people would say that that's toxic and misogynist and prehistoric but the grooming gangs vote leftwing so they must be protected Rob Kenyon's comments were were actually I'd hazard a guess that the majority of abortions are for vanity purposes like unwanted pregnancies. That's what Luke Charters is calling prehistoric toxic and misogynistic. That's not even remotely controversial. There are government studies that show that the majority of abortions are due to unwanted or unplanned pregnancies. For England and Wales in 2023, 98% of abortions were under ground sea. This is risk the woman's physical and mental health if the pregnancy continues. So this is usually the broad category used for ordinary unwanted unplanned pregnancies.

[00:09:44]And 1% of abortions were under ground E which is where there's serious fetal abnormality. I mean if labor MPs find this basic fact that basically all abortions are for unwanted or unplanned pregnancies. If labor MPs are finding that so shocking and seem to be laboring under the misconception that the abortions for unwanted pregnancies don't happen. Is Luke Charters going to suggest is he suggesting that they'll he'll end access to abortions for unwanted pregnancies since he finds it so outrageous?

[00:10:14]That's the question you've got to ask.

[00:10:16]But even people on the right got stuck in. Like Rupert Low, whose restore party is running against reform in Makerfield, which is controversial because it'll draw votes away from reform and potentially hand Labor a victory. Well, he said to Matt Goodwin, "Your reform Makerfield candidate publicly bragged about how he would love to both smell and lick Carol Vivan's arsenal. A healthy mind that is not." Is this the moment Rupert lost Middle England?

[00:10:41]Weirdly, even people like Jonathan Pie, who's a comedy character, got stuck in thought of the earth straight talking. I speak as I find wanker. According to reform, he said these things before he entered politics. So, that's all right then. I mean, really, Jonathan, you're joining a pylon somebody because of jokes they made. I mean, that's a nice that's a nice petard you're building there. Shame if someone got hoisted on it. The news agents found a new line of attack, which is to say that it's disgusting and offensive and working classophobic to suggest that workingclass people might occasionally have a laugh like Robert Kenyon did.

[00:11:14]>> And suddenly you've got this like, you know, we're all fighting for working man status here. And I think as you said, it's really ugly actually to use the idea of working man as being a sort of excuse for whatever you're saying, whatever language you're saying, whatever you think, whatever views you have, because there are plenty of working-class people who do not use language like Rob Kenyon. And there are plenty of people who would absolutely abhore the views that he's coming out with now. But it's just so interesting to see the fight back is now I'm more workingclass than you, Rupert Low, and you never cared about this part of the world, which is a working man's part of the world. And you're posh cuz what you're from Great Yarmouth.

[00:11:57]>> I'm middle class, obviously. But I've previously been working class. I've worked in a petrol station. I've worked in building sites. I worked in warehouses. Worked in shops and all the rest of it. And I got to be honest, the comments like that are just bang on.

[00:12:12]Bang on. We we'd say like worse stuff than that cuz it's funny. You know what I mean? That's why working-class comedians tend to be funnier than middle- class comedians because they've uh they've honed their skills. They've honed their skills on building sites.

[00:12:26]But Pretty Patel got stuck in as well.

[00:12:28]So Pretty Patel, who's a Tory politician, who I'd actually assumed already jumped over and joined reform like Sella Braverman and Robert Generick and all the other uh Tories. Pretty Patel attacked Rob Kenyon for for comments he made defending Russia's annexation of Crimea in 2014. Pretty Patel said that this is appeasement.

[00:12:46]Well, wait until Pretty Patel finds out that the Tory party were in power in 2014. So, it's actually them who appeased Putin after his annexation of Crimea. Rob Kenyon has also been attacked for comments he made doubting the seriousness of CO. I doubt the seriousness of CO. I mean, if it's serious enough to end end society, shut down society and the economy, and close all borders despite barely any young British girls dying from it, well, why can't we close the border for these illegal migrants who are a danger to British girls? I really hope Reform hold the line on this. Like, if they apologize, it's all over. When I saw Danny Krueger from Reform being interviewed, he was sort of buying into the interviewer's frame that these are unacceptable, misogynistic comments, and they're not. They're just jokes that everybody makes. Well, everyone who isn't an automaton. I mean, if you make it illegal for anybody who's ever told a joke to become a politician, then you deserve to have politicians like Kier Starmer, who I firmly believe has never cracked a joke in his entire life. I'm yet to see one of these grooming gangs run a marathon dressed in a gold tracksuit.

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