Every Body Is Normal

[00:00:00]We're born in a world demanding unreachable standards.

[00:00:09]The poor little girls see Barbies and Kens, and they wonder, "Should I have no genitals, too?"

[00:00:18]No, no, stop this tease.

[00:00:21]We're confusing all the kids.

[00:00:25]We've all grown UP THINKING OUR THIGHS SHOULD BE able to pivot 360°.

[00:00:38]So, please understand this. There's no correct weight, right height, perfect date.

[00:00:47]There's no dissonance to your differences.

[00:00:51]No need to fixate on the weird way you sit while you're watching my vids on the internet. Yeah, I can see you, slouchy McGee.

[00:01:00]You look weird.

[00:01:02]But, don't get hung up on it.

[00:01:04]Because everybody is normal.

[00:01:11]Underneath the skin we see, we're all normal.

[00:01:18]Underneath our skin, we've all got 206 made of calcium.

[00:01:24]That's normal.

[00:01:26]Around all these sticks are thousands of pipes made of skin full of blood. That's normal, too. On top of these sticks is a calcium jug with a wrinkly sponge full of gunk in it.

[00:01:40]The sponge is electric, and it can imagine thick things, like horses with wings, for example.

[00:01:49]Or a printer that works first time, for example.

[00:01:53]Underneath the jug are two orbs full of juice that can see, normal.

[00:02:01]The orbs would dry up, but they produce their own juices, salted to taste.

[00:02:08]Beneath these two orbs is a muscle of meat which can eat other meats with some open air sticks. They do chewing up, but they can get crusty and thus must be brushed a day twice-ly.

[00:02:24]It's normal.

[00:02:28]The ability to fart with your eye socket, it's normal.

[00:02:35]It's normal.

[00:02:37]Right?

[00:02:38]Great, let's continue. Underneath the junk is a cage made of sticks full of lumps, normal.

[00:02:48]The lumps are those stuff over which you have zero control, kind of creepy but normal. In front of this cage, some men have two discs made of skin which do nothing, normal.

[00:03:01]Some women have the same, but they can feed babies with cream in their mouths which is sinful.

[00:03:11]It's normal.

[00:03:15]Except for female bodies with third nipples, disgusting.

[00:03:22]Don't forget the vaginas are in sync with the moons of a space rock.

[00:03:32]That's not normal.

[00:03:35]In fact, it's unlawful.

[00:03:37]We should ban them.

[00:03:39]I feel awful.

[00:03:41]What's this all for?

[00:03:43]And why is this big wrinkly sponge in my keep trying to turn upon to despise what lies within.

[00:03:57]Why does the juice made by my eyes to stop them getting dry?

[00:04:04]Stop leaking of its own accord at a sunset in the sky.

[00:04:10]I am human. I am function. I am normal.

[00:04:19]Am I doing?

[00:04:21]Am I done to?

[00:04:24]Am I normal?

[00:04:33]Oh, great. I am normal. That's a relief.