Rate my accents!

[00:00:00]All right, I'm going to do my different accents for my wife and she's going to rate them on a scale of 1 to 10.

[00:00:07]>> Uh-huh.

[00:00:08]>> Which one Which one do you need me to do first?

[00:00:10]>> I want you to do your Australian.

[00:00:17]>> Fosters. Australian for beer.

[00:00:22]>> That's your best Australian accent right there.

[00:00:25]>> Thank you. To talk in the Australian accent, you just got to talk as if you got peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.

[00:00:31]>> I love how you change between like every accent you have right there. All right, next.

[00:00:35]>> Next.

[00:00:35]>> I'm not a pro with this. I just like do it for fun.

[00:00:38]>> Next, your British.

[00:00:41]>> My British?

[00:00:42]Can you please go get me my water?

[00:00:46]>> Yeah, I don't know what that was.

[00:00:48]>> Dude, I literally sound like I feel like that's my best one I've ever done and you're and you always tell me it sucks.

[00:00:54]On a scale of 1 to 10, what What are you rating those? What What did you rate the Australian? Yeah.

[00:00:59]>> That one phrase, I would say about a seven.

[00:01:03]>> Seven out of 10. And then how about the British?

[00:01:07]You hate my British out of everything.

[00:01:09]You hate my British.

[00:01:10]>> like a five.

[00:01:12]Um and then your best one.

[00:01:14]>> water?

[00:01:16]>> Your best.

[00:01:17]>> Like what's wrong with that?

[00:01:19]Can we have a little bit of tea and crumpets?

[00:01:23]Bloody hell.

[00:01:25]>> No, you got it as Irish.

[00:01:29]>> The more I do the British, the the more I want to go into my >> Who are you trying to >> See, I think I just >> you trying to sound like?

[00:01:39]>> I'm not trying to sound like him, but I'm trying to sound like Don Hollywood.

[00:01:43]Don Hollywood thinks he's British.

[00:01:45]>> Um okay, how about your your my favorite?

[00:01:48]>> Okay.

[00:01:49]>> Your Northern Irish.

[00:01:50]>> Northern Irish, okay. The only reason I can do that one and and I did do this one because I wanted to uh sound like a from Northern Ireland. Forgot to pronounce her from Northern Ireland.

[00:02:01]I really haven't practiced my Irish accent all that much.

[00:02:04]>> That was bad.

[00:02:05]>> Yeah, see this is not me.

[00:02:06]Yeah, okay. See I've been in the British way lately.

[00:02:09]Yeah, I've never heard him pronounce her. I'm watching Tiger Woods get a seven on this hunt.

[00:02:13]>> Yeah. See that's good.

[00:02:14]>> Yeah, I know. But it sounds good as it used to be.

[00:02:16]>> That's your best one though. I'm saying eight. That's your number one.

[00:02:18]>> But see back when I was 17 years old I was talking like Northern Irish accent at the time and I would talk in this accent all the time to my mother and it would really make her mad. See I see I just I'm going back and forth in the British and the Irish. Yeah.

[00:02:30]>> All right. Do you >> You can do my my slow Southern Charleston accent. Every time they get the real true Northern or excuse me Southern Charleston people that I watch.

[00:02:46]>> Charleston?

[00:02:46]>> Charleston.

[00:02:48]>> You added an R.

[00:02:49]>> Charleston, yeah. You got to You got to get rid of the R. It's just Charleston.

[00:02:53]>> There you go.

[00:02:54]>> Yeah.

[00:02:55]>> What about >> He's just getting into characters now.

[00:03:01]Like my Southern redneck.

[00:03:03]>> Indian.

[00:03:04]>> I don't have an Indian one.

[00:03:05]>> No.

[00:03:07]I only have one.

[00:03:08]>> I do have an Indian [laughter] one but it would sound so racist that we can't do that one.

[00:03:13]>> I only have one because my cousin Josh always tells this joke of his tech teacher who was Indian. That every time he would ask a question because she was saying to reboot. He said to reboot the computer.

[00:03:27]But he said that she had this little knock during every time she said reboot.

[00:03:31]So he would go >> [laughter] >> he would go reboot.

[00:03:37]He'd be like miss oh I can't do it.

[00:03:39]He would say her name miss blah blah blah blah blah blah.

[00:03:42]And then he'd be like so are you saying that I have to reboot the computer?

[00:03:45]>> [laughter] >> That's it. That's all I got. That's my only accent is mimicking my cousin Josh mimicking an Indian person.

[00:03:54]The only one that I can try is Jewish because of Adam Sandler, but it's not >> That's just an Adam Sandler impression.

[00:04:01]>> an [laughter] Adam Sandler impression?

[00:04:03]It's not very good. I can do a valley girl, that's about it.

[00:04:06]>> Okay, let's see your valley girl character.

[00:04:08]>> [laughter] >> It's going to make me laugh.

[00:04:12]>> Okay, well that's good.

[00:04:14]>> [laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:04:15]>> [gasps] >> Uh Oh my god, can you just believe that my dad did not let me get the pink Now see, I lost it.

[00:04:25]Mhm.

[00:04:26]>> Oh my god, that was not the best.

[00:04:29]>> believe that my dad just literally would not let me get the pink G Wagon. Can you believe that he would only let me get the green G Wagon?

[00:04:37]>> Okay.

[00:04:38]>> That was bad.

[00:04:38]>> What you're complaining about is fine, but you got to >> saying it right. I just have a >> really got to drag out everything that you're saying because that's how these girls talk. You got to just drag out everything that they say like, "Oh my god, can you believe that my [snorts] father did not get me the pink G Wagon?

[00:05:04]He knew I wanted the pink G Wagon. Uh >> [laughter] >> That's That's a valley girl.

[00:05:12]>> Are you sure you're not >> Yes, girl. I promise I'm not.

[00:05:18]>> I don't know.

[00:05:18]>> Okay, we made this beautiful boy. We made this beautiful boy. I promise.

[00:05:24]>> to think I'm his cover.

[00:05:26]>> Give me my wig, please. This is going to be my new This is going to be my new This is going to be my new character.

[00:05:32]I'm going to go get a wig and I'm going to have some nice luscious locks.

[00:05:40]B e a u t i f u l beautiful. That's you.

[00:05:45]Mmm.

[00:05:45]Yeah, you're beautiful.

[00:05:47]Yeah, you're just gorgeous. You a gorgeous boy.

[00:05:51]>> He so loves it.

[00:05:52]>> You a gorgeous boy.

[00:05:53]>> Oh my god, look at him.

[00:05:55]>> [laughter] >> He loves it.

[00:05:57]>> You beautiful.

[00:05:59]You know that?

[00:06:00]I've never seen more beautiful baby of all babies I've ever seen in my entire life. You just beautiful.

[00:06:07]All right, this is enough. We're too tired and delirious right now.

[00:06:09]>> So much.

[00:06:10]>> [laughter]