The Biggest Chud’s On The Internet

[00:00:00]I met a girl who's a streamer. I went up to her. I hugged her and I can't >> the biggest ch on the internet by the duck. Chad, y'all be trying to say I'm a chud. I'm not though. Like my body.

[00:00:14]Look, I'm going to keep it a be. Hey, 2024 cloud for sure was Chud Mac. 2025 like I mean 2026. Come on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. First up, hey, just cuz I wear baggy stuff doesn't mean I don't got that body. Just cuz I wear baggy stuff don't mean I got that body.

[00:00:29]Man, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[00:00:31]Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Don't play with me, bro.

[00:00:36]Don't play with me. Don't play with me.

[00:00:38]Yo, we see the print. Good. Somebody says waist. Good. Show the abs. Hold on, bro. We still working on that, though.

[00:00:44]We still working on that. Why think my body is coffee? All right, bro. Let's get to this Briette, bro.

[00:00:50]Loki hurt. Damn. The most foul, stenchy creatures on this planet have to be chubs. This word has taken over the internet in 2026 and people use it and save this term for people who are degenerate losers. It's pretty much the opposite of what a chat is. And you know something I learned about the word chud.

[00:01:09]>> Who's our favorite chud though? And don't say me >> throughout this year. Favorite sometimes I'll feel like a chud when I doom scroll all day. But I'm not a chud.

[00:01:19]But yeah, you get me, right? You get me.

[00:01:21]Okay. What am I even on about? Okay, but let's be >> I just asked y'all who y'all favorite Chud is and I told y'all not to say me.

[00:01:26]Why the are y'all still saying me? What the hell? Okay, we got one queso on here. Tommy. Tommy not a chud. I ain't going to lie though. I don't know how much he wants me to say about He lowkey used to be. I've seen his pictures that he showed me. He lowkey used to be. But shouts out to Tommy and salute to Tommy because he's been in the gym and you you would never be able to tell if you see him in real life or online. He's really committed to his >> honest with ourselves. We all use the word. We never call it >> I just don't like telling personal information I learned off stream on streaming by other people. are friends of child. Like for real. But these people deserve it, man. They're degenerate losers. But we'll get the most obvious one out of the way. The mom's basement stereotype. Now, things get rough sometimes. You got to move back with your parents. Like, it's different.

[00:02:08]>> Am I lowkey this? I mean, I'm 19, so I'm It's still acceptable for me to be living with my parents, but I feel like once I get to like 22, that's when it's like, "All right, bro. Time's a ticking." I ain't going to lie. If you're trying to find footing, if you're putting in the effort to find that footing and get back on your feet, but chuds, they just sit back and just like when we were younger, we would all joke around and say, "Bro, you're still going to be your mom's basement at 40."

[00:02:37]But it's all fun and games until that becomes a reality. Like, bro, you're just rotting in the basement. Your parents are working to retire. But guess what they're doing? They're busy taking over the basement. They really turned that into a humble abode where they watch something >> worse version of Chuck. Did she just do the salute?

[00:02:53]>> Taking over the basement. They really turned that [ __ ] into a humble abode where they watch something all day. And I mean >> that got to be AI. Pokey would never that that would cook her PR. I think the worst form of Chud and that sentiment 350 lbs. You eat regular Cheetos all day in Fritos fun. All you do is go to tentacle and you're a tier five sub on a Pokemon man stream.

[00:03:19]That's what that would be. That's like a top top tier chut. I'm going to be honest.

[00:03:22]>> And in some cases they get wicked and gets turned into a freaky goon cave.

[00:03:26]>> Also, you stink. You use axe body spray.

[00:03:29][laughter] You be you be using the out of that axe body spray. You walk into your room, you smell straight axe body spray. Try to cover up the musk. Just looks and smells like a biohazard. Who knows what type of mold and new specimens are growing down there. Holy. Like, do your parents a favor and lock in, dog. They're putting in no effort to either find a job or move out. Next, we got describes as rap isn't a bad thing. Like, if you're actually a nice person, being the quote unquote nice guy is what makes you a chud. Nice guys are fake nice. The >> bro, see the Here's the thing with this.

[00:04:04]I'm going to keep it a beam. If you call yourself a nice guy, you're not a nice guy. I don't know if y'all tapped into football. Y'all remember that interview where uh Stefon Diggs was with the Vikings and it was an interviewer going around asking like, "Yo, who's the one player on the team you would not let date your sister?" And everybody said Stefon Diggs. And then when we got to And then when the interviewer asked Stefon, he was like, "Why' they say me?

[00:04:27]I'm a nice guy. You're obviously not."

[00:04:30][screaming] [laughter] >> If everybody said you unison, you're obviously not.

[00:04:34]>> They're nice in order to get some play.

[00:04:36]They will go to extreme measures to make sure they get the play and anyone else doesn't like they'll [ __ ] block, lie, splurge. Okay, not in a literal sense or never mind.

[00:04:45]>> You be playing I hate a [ __ ] that play defense especially if the girl's not yours.

[00:04:52]>> Like what? Go hoop too.

[00:04:54]>> They might splurge even if she just looks in their general direction. But anything slightest possibility of a chance. If you're being fake nice to people in 2026 and you think this is the method, I mean, welcome to the Chud zone. I mean, you're not >> Is he bothering you, bro? I remember I seen that video. I was like, what the [ __ ] bro? Actually thought he had a chance.

[00:05:14]>> Been in the friend zone. You're just You're just a ch. It's got its own category. I guarantee I can scavenge Reddit for 5 minutes and I'll find something. I've seen some crazy [ __ ] on r/ nice guys.

[00:05:26]And we did it. We got one. It's a nice quick one because the girl didn't [laughter] respond.

[00:05:33]I mean, if you want the attention, then feel free to spam me photos of you. 20 minutes later. Oh, okay. Sorry. I'll just go [ __ ] myself then. Then another >> I can't do math. 8 hours later.

[00:05:44]>> I literally offered you attention. What the [ __ ] >> Not a sing Oh my goodness. Valentine. That is naughty shot.

[00:06:01]>> I can't believe some [ __ ] text girls like that.

[00:06:02]>> Single answer within that 8 hour window.

[00:06:05]This is how they operate. They think they deserve the world because they come in with a nice approach and they're offering attention, quote unquote. It's a really weird mindset. Parasocial viewers, they will dedicate their entire life to whoever it is. They develop a paras. He's talking about y where it's unsettling. Like, how do you even have this much time on your hands?

[00:06:28]For example, when a streamer >> I ain't gonna lie, he cooking me, too.

[00:06:30]I'll be parasocial as hell, too. My job, bro, [laughter] chat, I ain't gonna lie.

[00:06:36]Last week, bro, what situation was it?

[00:06:41]Oh, bro, there was something recently that I was so parasocial about that I was like, [ __ ] Oh, no. It was the Jana and Marlin situation, dog. Yo, back when that happened, for whatever reason, I was so parasocial about that, I was asking everybody like, "Yo, are they a real thing? Are they W?" Whatever. Mind you, I don't give a [ __ ] about either of them. I I just was. It's like little things. I'll just find myself going down a rabbit hole being parasocial about it for no reason. I don't know why. I ain't going to lie. Be maybe it's cuz I got too much free time, dog. But I don't know. I got I got to lock in.

[00:07:20]>> Off for the night. They're done. You know, you would expect everybody to leave the stream and just go on with their life, but no, >> don't bring us into it. Bro thinks we we want to be his friends. Well, damn.

[00:07:29]Y'all don't want to be your friend?

[00:07:31]What?

[00:07:33]>> What? Y'all want to be my friend?

[00:07:35]>> Some people just sit there and spam W's and chat all day. Like, where are you even getting this time from? Are they just going into a new dimension I don't know about where you could just pause time? They literally turned that [ __ ] into a meme with Kaisen at. Guess somebody was spamming W's in his chat even though the stream was inactive. And then also they think >> I'll be honest, I don't understand uh chatting in a big streamer's chat. Like if he has over 10,000 viewers, he's not going to read your chat, my dog. Or especially with Kai. Like Kai is not reading your chat, dog. Unless you got VIP.

[00:08:03]>> They know the person too and they know every single dream, goal, and aspiration of their life that they have. And then they suddenly just know what's best for you. And honestly, I thought that obsession was bad until I found out that people showed up to content creators houses or they stalked them on stream.

[00:08:18]And it's really disturbing stuff. You know what? You're way past a chut if you're doing that. But with parasocial people in general, how are you this wrapped up about somebody? I just don't understand it. And they'll be so dead ass about it to the point where they'll show up to their crib. They'll show up to the house or they'll follow >> that weird [ __ ] dog. I'm not going to lie. Even like that's why I would hate to be like a mega mega big streamer like Kai or Speed cuz oh my god if I if like I couldn't live in a regular neighborhood because [ __ ] would mob me that would be crazy.

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[00:10:04]>> People around if they're streaming in some cas like that one day, bro.

[00:10:11][gasps and sighs] I don't know. Cuz I be seeing how them AMP [ __ ] move cuz I I I just seen how Kai has to move from like the brief interactions I've had with him. I don't know, bro. It's just like you got to be in a crib every single day. You can't go to the grocery store.

[00:10:27]You can't go to like uh you can't do regular [ __ ] You can't take your girl out on a proper date unless it's like you going to somewhere exclusive.

[00:10:36]>> That's serious. Next we got bad dudes.

[00:10:39]There are way too many comments that I've been seeing that are insanely down bad throughout my days on the internet.

[00:10:45]This was commented under a Ruby Rose post. I would suck your boyfriend's dick just to [laughter] have a >> You know, I was about to say that. I was about to say whatever thing he was going to say was valid, but no. What the [ __ ] I thought you was just going to be like, I would literally pay you $1,000 just to eat your ass. And I'm not going to lie, that's not a crazy take. It's Ruby Rose's ass. [ __ ] I ain't going to lie.

[00:11:09]She asked me to eat that [ __ ] I'm eating that [ __ ] with a plate in the food, [ __ ] Like a fork and knife. [ __ ] I might even pay to eat that ass. I'mma keep it a beam.

[00:11:18]However, I would not pay to uh I'm not sucking her boyfriend's dick. What the [ __ ] >> People really just comment anything. No filter. Who wants to third party the relationship? What are we doing? You're not getting in there. If my friends saw this type of digital footprint of me on Twitter, I would get cooked for eternity. Then next we have this paragraph. Oh my god, I don't even want to read it. This at least had to take an hour to write. There's no way. And this is a DM somebody received too on Tik Tok. They're probably just sending them funny Tik Toks beforehand and and I guess they replied back with this and it was just some random girl on Tik Tok.

[00:11:54]They probably just saw scrolling on the for you page. It's not even like anybody they know personally. This is a crazy level of dedication. Like dedicate that [ __ ] to something else. Doxing. This is D1 Chubby.

[00:12:05]>> I hate this [ __ ] No matter what goes on in the internet is not worth doxing somebody, bro. That shit's weird >> behavior. Doxers are usually basement dwellers. They stay online 24/7 and have nothing else to do. They're usually waiting for someone online to piss them off so they could troll them by doxing.

[00:12:23]There's been countless cases where people tier God special.

[00:12:27]>> Yo, it's so crazy that me not even being a low tier god fan, I know everything about Dale. It is because his fan base doesn't his fan his so-called fan base tries their hardest to expose every single piece of information about him, bro.

[00:12:41]>> Think at all. Or they get cooked on Twitter for no reason at all.

[00:12:43]>> Sniper Wolf is a chud. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, that's obvious, though.

[00:12:47]Sniper Wolf's always been a chud. I'm gonna keep it a beam. Sniper Wolf is a chud in a bad bitch's body. Oh my god, she bad, bro. However, straight Chud tendencies.

[00:12:58]>> Oh, and then because of that, it causes them to get doxed by haters. Now, I've heard of stories where people have gotten their private info leaked.

[00:13:04]Usually, it's people with the platform and they dealt with non-stop harassment from Chuds online that have nothing better to do with their day. And then there's also Chuds who will just send non-stop death threats and harassment.

[00:13:16]And it's usually over some [ __ ] like a relationship gone wrong. For example, the streamer Jason the Ween was dating a girl named Sakura and I guess something happened and it got to the point where people were sending death threats and harassment to her for like I don't know.

[00:13:30]I don't know what, bro. Like get a [ __ ] job. Even at the >> Yeah, that [ __ ] always been weird to me, bro.

[00:13:36]Like yo, [laughter] especially with the Love Island [ __ ] Like okay, I I ain't going to lie. I'm not gonna [ __ ] on Love Island or everybody else because I actually do enjoy this [ __ ] especially this season.

[00:13:44]This season's been peak. However, one thing I hate about Love Island culture and internet culture in general, why are you sending hate to somebody because they simply broke up with their partner?

[00:13:57]Mind you, these [ __ ] do not know you.

[00:14:00]Also, you have never met these [ __ ] Also, they simply broke up. You don't even know the reason why.

[00:14:08]Yet you're sending hate. That makes no sense.

[00:14:12]That [ __ ] weird. I don't know.

[00:14:15]>> Put out a tweet where he said, "Socker and I are fine. Please stop sending death."

[00:14:19]>> Also, Love Island people. Uh, how we feel about Soul gang. I ain't going to lie, bro. [ __ ] Soul might be the mo the the sexiest [ __ ] in that villa.

[00:14:28]I ain't going to lie. Kada also fine, too.

[00:14:30]>> And harassment, especially toward her.

[00:14:32]Our streams are for entertainment, but things can be misinterpreted. Today didn't go as expected, but we're grateful for the support. Please be >> I'm not going to lie, K Mash, I'm going to give you the pin of shame. This [ __ ] said, "Yo, I don't know if you was trolling. I don't give a [ __ ] though.

[00:14:47]This [ __ ] said Jason's ex was bad for real. I gooned at least three times to her." Yeah, [ __ ] We're giving Yeah, we're highlighting your [ __ ] I'm not going to lie.

[00:14:55]>> Kind, we're all human. Thank you. Now, I don't know what happened exactly. I'm kind of just going into this thing blind. But why are there people sending death threats over some relationship?

[00:15:04]Okay, now I'm looking in the comments.

[00:15:06]This was over streamer prom. Streamer prom. If you are sending your death threats, you are in too deep. Way too parasocial. It kind of links to the parasocial example. But there's people online that sit there all day and do this [ __ ] How hard is it to just enjoy the content people give you? They're putting in mad hours for this [ __ ] Scammers. There's nothing more annoying than this. We got CLA, Memecoin, Crypto.

[00:15:30]Especially in the modern day, there is so much scamming going on. And even in half my inbox is just straight scamming, bro. They're just trying to fish my info. Scamming is obviously the most degenerate thing of all time. And there's a lot of opportunities out here to make money, but bro, scamming is not one of them. Like, you got to take advantage of old ladies or anybody else who falls victim to the scam. That's just sad. And some people the minute they get a platform just cave to creating a memecoin or a cryptocoin and then they just tank their entire reputation and following overnight just because they want to make a quick buck off a goddamn memecoin. I don't know if people still do this now but there's deadass people who make livingings on TikTok selling fake courses or you're the method. They just end up turning you into the method. The person who buys the course and in >> Yeah, be careful with course courses and [ __ ] Y chat I'm going to tell you a funny story. I remember it was uh this happened a couple months ago. This guy from my area, he made it big from uh I think it was drop shipping or something like that, right? And he was trying to connect with me and I was trying to talk to bro. I was like, "Yo, you you seem like a cool person. Tell me why." This [ __ ] started talking about, "Yeah, I watch your content all the time. You know, I got a great video idea for you.

[00:16:41]How about me and you get together, I teach you how to drop ship, and then you actually drop ship and make some money, and then you post it on your main channel for everybody to see, and then I pin my link in the bio of your [ __ ] and then that's it. I feel like that's going to go viral, right? That that and he was telling me this video idea like it was the greatest thing in the world. Brother was just trying to get free promo.

[00:17:10]He can sell his course and he thought I was gonna fall for it.

[00:17:15]It's like, yo, I do do I seem like a [ __ ] like I I seem stupid.

[00:17:21]Like, if you wanted to get free promo, you should have went that you should have went down the friend route first.

[00:17:26]You should have at least tried to get to know who I was. That [ __ ] was weird. I'm going to be honest. I don't know that that [ __ ] thought I was really going to fall for the jingitsu.

[00:17:34]>> These cases, they don't even have knowledge. There's no product and they'll lie and make up analytics to make it seem like they're a guru when they're really not. Next, we have people who don't shower. Okay, I'm running out.

[00:17:45]I'm sorry. But this one's pretty obvious. No explanation needed. Not showering is the biggest sin. Honestly, >> pretty Mario S5K donated $5 through Super Chat.

[00:18:00]If Stream University had every sport, how well would you do? including basketball, baseball, boxing, and track.

[00:18:09]If you win, you become top streamer.

[00:18:12]>> Basketball. All right. And I'm in between basketball, but or track, but I'm out of my track prime, bro. I ain't going to lie. I got to lose some weight to do track. Basketball though, I'm cooking, [ __ ] I ain't going to lie.

[00:18:25]There's not a guard that's going to be at Streamer You that's better than me.

[00:18:28]I'm doing basketball.

[00:18:29]>> Point. You're not even a TUD. You are just deplorable. Please, if you don't shower already, take showers. If you're watching this video and you haven't showered today, shower as soon as the video is over. You know what? No. No.

[00:18:39][ __ ] it.

[00:18:39]>> Yeah. People who don't take showers are always so weird to me, dog. Like, I don't know about y'all. I take a shower every single day. And I take it at night because I don't understand the concept of going to sleep musty. Y'all are weird.

[00:18:53]Your bed sheets all stinky and [ __ ] You trying to bring a girl over? You got stinky ass bed sheets. You're crazy. I don't know. I ain't going to lie. Get your grimy ass up right now. Walk to the shower and get that [ __ ] started. It's got to be running while the rest of this video is playing, you know? Get it warmed up a little bit. Okay. What the [ __ ] Next, we have chronically online moderators. Like, some mods are chill.

[00:19:16]The ones that aren't insanely chronically online. If I was getting paid ginormous bucks, maybe I would do it. Maybe. But personally, moderating, yeah, that shit's not for me. But some people are so weird that they just do it for the attention and their just overall obsession with the streamer. But we got this guy who tells a piece of information, a confession so foul that Batman himself and the cartel combined with a side of Mike Tyson just straight up throwing haymakers in my face.

[00:19:44]>> Hey Moz, he dissing y'all. [screaming] [laughter] >> He dissing y'all.

[00:19:51]>> You would not be able to get this information out of me.

[00:19:53]>> But uh I ain't going to lie, my Discord mods are cool though. My Discord mods actually have a life. I'm gonna keep it a beam. All of y'all, I could tell y'all have a life.

[00:20:03]I ain't going to lie.

[00:20:04]>> I met a girl who's a streamer. I went up to her. I hugged her and I came in my pants.

[00:20:22]What the [ __ ] did I just hear? What the [ __ ] did I just hear? Run that back.

[00:20:27]>> I went up to her. I hugged her and I came in my pants.

[00:20:31]>> You are a sub. You are a sub5 human being. [screaming] >> I don't even like King Shaman, bro. Look at Unk right here, dog. He's like, "What the [ __ ] did he just say?" And why is he smiling about that? Why would you tell us this information? You didn't have to tell us this.

[00:20:50]>> I've seen the clip. It It just shocked me again.

[00:20:52]>> I mean, look at this dude. He's teasing.

[00:20:55]>> So, why are you so excited? smiling ear to ear, teeth and gums out. Oh my god, >> Chad. I don't think I've ever, bro. I don't And I don't think I've ever hugged a girl and just came. And I've I've Yo, I've had some big crushes on a girl before, dog.

[00:21:12]I've never just did that.

[00:21:14]>> This dude must have had 10 beers deep or something. Whatever he's drinking here.

[00:21:18]>> Wow.

[00:21:22]>> You need to get laid a little.

[00:21:24]>> Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, I was going to say I >> Was she hot though?

[00:21:28]>> Was she like super duper duper hot?

[00:21:30]Yeah.

[00:21:31]>> Like I mean it's forgivable if she was super duper duper >> No, IT'S NOT. WHY ARE THEY telling you lies?

[00:21:37]>> Yo, they're dead. The devil just whispering in your ear telling you and it's okay. This is not okay.

[00:21:44]>> Oh my god. He's just >> That should That should be a form of harassment.

[00:21:48]You camed on her low key. Just reminiscing on the moment. He's really soaking in that hug like like you know how the >> see and this why I be like I be hearing girls out when they say yo I I don't like certain type of men because it's like bro I I can't imagine a girl just come up to me and she just came and now she's just all hugged up on me and you know he made a little sound when it happened you know like when he hugged her he was like then just panning all over her like no that [ __ ] weird dog that's So weird >> underwear soaked up the Okay, is that too crazy to say? Why would somebody ever admit this? 4chan users. This was really the original home of Chuds. And some areas of Reddit too get pretty chuty. And same with 4chan. There are some weirdass subreddits I've heard of through the grapevine. I heard of something that had to do with goon liquids and cartridges. Like what? And then there's also people in the replies just steady farming karma or trying to just hate on people. Like holy [ __ ] go outside. I thought I was a hater, but you know, I've seen some nasty ass comments on Reddit, and they genuinely look like this dropping the comment. All right, next we got to talk about Dr. Witnesser, aka Dr. Chud. He's definitely up there for sure. The Chud just radiates off of him.

[00:23:05]>> So, is he like the is he the [ __ ] Chud final boss? He like the Chud uh the Chud master, the Chud leader. If you haven't seen my streamers video, basically he told this kid in Fortnite that he was going to hell because he practiced a different religion than Christianity. Dude was pretty much ter >> Is this the burnt peanut clone?

[00:23:28]Oh, I remember this. Yo, that's so weird.

[00:23:30]>> Terrorizing random ass kids in Fortnite duo Phil lobbies to join Christianity.

[00:23:35]Like dog, you're 40 years old and I mean they do call him Dr. Tud, so I got to put him in. But if you want to hear more about Dr. witnesser and it is insane burnt peanut clone rebrand. Go watch my streamers video.

[00:23:48]>> Yeah, I I'm good on that. I I've seen too much streamer [ __ ] for today, man. I'm all streamer out, dog.