Baby Trump Tries Elon's Cybertruck & Lasts 14 Seconds 😭💀

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[00:00:00]Donald, the Cybertruck drives itself. No wheel, no pedals. You sit there and trust the algorithm. I've driven it a hundred times. It's flawless.

[00:00:08]>> Elon, it looks like a refrigerator from the future. I don't trust people and you want me to trust a metal triangle? It has a 99.7% safety rating. That's better than every human driver alive, including [music] yours. Your guy ran a red light last Tuesday. That was strategic. He was making a power move. Very different from a robot guessing. It doesn't guess. It processes 4 million data points per second. It sees things before they happen. It's basically a prophet on wheels.

[00:00:36]Fine. One block.

[00:00:38]Why is there no steering wheel? Where do I put my hands? See? Smooth. It already mapped every pothole, pedestrian, and traffic light in a 2-mi radius.

[00:00:48]You're safer in here than the Oval Office. It just turned left. I never go left. Everybody knows that. It's taking the optimal route. Faster, safer, more efficient. This is the future, Donald.

[00:01:00]Accept it. The future just ran a yellow light, Elon. It calculated we had 1.3 seconds of clearance. That's [music] Tesla engineering. That's precision.

[00:01:09]That's a coup. A very large, bulletproof coup. Pull over. I'm calling Pete. I want the Beast. The Beast doesn't think.

[00:01:17]It doesn't calculate. It does what I say.

[00:01:20]>> The Beast? So, are you lasted 14 seconds? Those were 14 very informed seconds. Best test drive in history.

[00:01:26]Probably.