Babe Raider | Life With Derek - Wildbrain | Full Episodes

[00:00:02]Oh yeah.

[00:00:04]>> Come on, baby. Shake that thing.

[00:00:05]>> Can you please keep it down? I'm trying to work >> on a Saturday. Get a life.

[00:00:09]>> And you're wasting your day playing a video game. And I need a life.

[00:00:12]>> It's not a waste of a day if I break my high score.

[00:00:15]>> Watch your back, Derek. Somebody's behind.

[00:00:17]>> Switching to booty cam.

[00:00:18]>> Booty cam.

[00:00:19]>> Oh yeah. You got to love that booty cam.

[00:00:22]>> What are you guys playing?

[00:00:23]>> Bay Raider.

[00:00:24]>> You've got to be kidding me. She's all chest and legs and chest >> and butt. Don't get caught.

[00:00:30]>> She's got some and she kicked some.

[00:00:31]>> What did you say?

[00:00:32]>> You'll never get away. I'm hot on your trail.

[00:00:35]>> What did she say? And what is she wearing? That outfit is like skin tight.

[00:00:40]That cannot be comfortable.

[00:00:41]>> I know. She should just take it off.

[00:00:43]>> Oh yeah.

[00:00:44]>> No. Games like this have got to be part of the reason why you guys are so hugely immature. Go go go.

[00:00:53]>> Hey, that's what I'll do my media studies project on. sexist games and why they should be banned.

[00:01:00]>> Forget that. Just listen to Baby Radar.

[00:01:02]>> Come on, boys. You know I'll get you.

[00:01:04]Why resist?

[00:01:06]>> Don't you understand how wrong this stuff is?

[00:01:08]>> Sounds like somebody's jealous of somebody else's double D body armor.

[00:01:12]>> Watch this.

[00:01:19]>> Used to be my mother and my sister and me. A happy little family and all right with me. But mom got married. That's when everything changed. Some things were lost and others were gain. A new school, a new house. So many changes, it makes my head spin.

[00:01:37]Now I've got a brother who gets on my skin.

[00:01:41]This is life.

[00:01:44]This is life with Derek.

[00:01:47]This is life with a nor stepbros Derek the cave man and Edwin the cave boy. I wonder were they born offensive or did they become that way due to bad influences? But most of all I wonder could they be retrained to be evolved human beings?

[00:02:11]>> Ew. What are you playing? I'm not playing. I'm researching sexist video games for my media studies project. What kind of Neanderthal could like this stuff?

[00:02:20]>> What are you playing?

[00:02:21]>> She's not. It's research.

[00:02:24]>> Cool.

[00:02:25]>> No, it's not. You shouldn't have to see girls with breasts bigger than their head.

[00:02:29]>> How does that girl stay in her outfit jumping around like that?

[00:02:32]>> I don't know.

[00:02:33]>> Wouldn't she get a wedgie >> in real life? Yeah, she would, Marty.

[00:02:37]But she's a fantasy girl drawn by some guy who thinks women should look fake and sound stupid.

[00:02:44]Hello.

[00:02:46]Hey, Sam. No, I don't know where he is.

[00:02:49]I can't keep track of him. I can't even keep track of myself half the time.

[00:02:53]>> That's Sam.

[00:02:54]>> And here's Derek.

[00:02:57]>> You lu Sam.

[00:02:59]>> What? I do not.

[00:03:00]>> Casey and Sammy sitting in a tree.

[00:03:04]>> Both of you out.

[00:03:05]>> K S I N G.

[00:03:13]Dad, have you seen our new mailman?

[00:03:15]>> Yeah, she's a chick.

[00:03:16]>> The mailman's a chicken? No, a chick.

[00:03:20]>> He means a woman.

[00:03:22]>> So, he should say woman. And what's wrong with the female male man? Male woman. Male person.

[00:03:28]>> Nothing. Especially since she's a hottie.

[00:03:30]>> Totally hot.

[00:03:31]>> Do you mean that pretty blonde woman?

[00:03:35]>> I didn't notice. Uh, >> so guys, I've been thinking.

[00:03:38]>> Here we go.

[00:03:40]This house has a very mal type environment.

[00:03:42]>> I know. Isn't it great >> for you? Yes. I've noticed the men in this house aren't very sensitive to women.

[00:03:48]>> You've only been here 3 months. You'll learn to block it out.

[00:03:51]>> We have to deal with stuff like your left up toilet seats.

[00:03:55]>> Who left the toilet seat off? I fell in again.

[00:04:00]>> The way you get your way by sitting on us.

[00:04:03]>> Fine. What do you want?

[00:04:05]>> And the way you eat food right off our plates.

[00:04:07]>> Georgie, stop that.

[00:04:10]But what I find most offensive are the sexist portrayals of women permitted in this house. And I'm sure you all know what I'm referring to.

[00:04:16]>> No.

[00:04:17]>> Well, don't worry. I've written it all down.

[00:04:24]>> A manifesto?

[00:04:26]>> Sounds manly.

[00:04:27]>> Better not.

[00:04:28]>> What's a manifesto?

[00:04:30]>> It's a list of rules, Marty. In this case, feminist rules.

[00:04:34]>> Cool.

[00:04:35]>> Sounds very cool. We're all feminists here, right, George?

[00:04:40]>> Of course we are.

[00:04:41]>> We can't be feminists. We're guys. We're gas.

[00:04:45]>> But that's the point. Feminism is for everyone. At least those who are evolved. Well, I don't want to be evolved.

[00:04:51]>> Don't worry, Edwin. There's no way we're going to be following Casey's womanto.

[00:04:55]Right, Dad? Right.

[00:05:06]If you actually read these rules, you'll you'll find that they're they're pretty >> reasonable. Dad, it's just us guys here.

[00:05:13]You can uh put that away.

[00:05:14]>> Yeah. You don't really expect us to do what Casey says, do you?

[00:05:18]>> Um >> do you?

[00:05:21]>> Look, guys, I need your help here. This marriage is in the starting blocks, and I just want your new mom to know that we're all in this together.

[00:05:29]We I like her, but Dad, you married her.

[00:05:34]>> Then do it for my sake. I mean, I think it would be good for you two to learn how to behave around women.

[00:05:39]>> Trust me, Dad. Chicks dig me.

[00:05:41]>> Yeah, babes are all over me, too.

[00:05:43]>> Listen to yourselves, chicks, babes.

[00:05:46]We're not a house of guys anymore.

[00:05:48]Little enlightenment couldn't hurt.

[00:05:51]>> The so-called enlightenment.

[00:05:54]How important is it to you?

[00:05:56]>> What do you want? Thumb drive 256meg USB 2.0 compatible.

[00:06:00]>> Done. Derek, >> I'm sorry, but I cannot be bought.

[00:06:04]>> Then I'll go with a thread. You still planning to take driving lessons on your 16th birthday using my car?

[00:06:09]>> Yeah.

[00:06:10]>> Uh-huh. Well, unless you keep an open mind about this, you can forget it.

[00:06:21]Number one, no playinger in the house.

[00:06:23]>> The garage is in the house. Number two, the garage counts as the house. Number three, I will not do number three.

[00:06:31]>> I'm not taking it down, >> Derek. I agree. There is no greater contribution to culture than the modern thong. But the thong must come off the wall.

[00:06:41]>> This is my room. You can't just throw out my stuff.

[00:06:44]>> Just relax. I'm going to store these until this feminist wave settles a bit.

[00:06:48]No one's throwing anything out.

[00:06:50]>> George, I threw out your car magazines.

[00:06:52]>> Why? Because they were draped with women.

[00:06:55]>> Nora, those magazines also contain valuable automotive information.

[00:06:59]>> What do you know about cars?

[00:07:00]>> Nothing. That's why I need those magazines. Oh, >> Georgie, that is so ridiculous. Don't you think?

[00:07:06]>> I guess so.

[00:07:07]>> But oo. And while I'm here, take those posters.

[00:07:10]>> But but >> you men are being very mature about this.

[00:07:17]>> Please.

[00:07:19]We're not men.

[00:07:21]Real men would never let this happen.

[00:07:32]>> I'm in a what? So, >> a feminist manifesto. And thanks to Casey's feminist rampage, I'm not allowed to have degrading images of women on my wall.

[00:07:40]>> But you're allowed stuff on your desk.

[00:07:42]>> Well, that's classy enough for Casey.

[00:07:45]>> Hey, how about we go play some Babe Raider, >> Ken? Manifesto rule number one. No babe raider. So, we'll just have to wait till last woman free. Can I get a snack?

[00:07:55]>> Yeah. Help yourself. Do you want anything?

[00:07:57]>> Yeah. I want my posters back.

[00:08:00]>> Sam, and my manifesto.

[00:08:02]>> Yeah, Derek was showing it to me.

[00:08:04]>> Oh, well, I know it's kind of silly.

[00:08:06]>> Oh, why? You took a stand. I think that's pretty cool.

[00:08:09]>> You do?

[00:08:11]>> Yeah. Well, I have three older sisters.

[00:08:13]I'm used to that kind of feminist stuff.

[00:08:15]>> But do you believe in it? Well, I don't mind it, but if you tell Derrick I said that, I will deny it.

[00:08:20]>> It'll be our little secret.

[00:08:22]>> Cool. I got to go raid your refrigerator >> right away.

[00:08:35]>> Nora, we need to talk.

[00:08:37]>> Whoa, you sound just like your dad.

[00:08:39]>> Well, unlike my dad, I'm no pushover, especially when it comes to this feminist stuff.

[00:08:44]>> George is no pushover. He's a sensitive man.

[00:08:47]>> What's the difference?

[00:08:48]>> There's a big difference.

[00:08:49]>> I agree. And I'm sensitive, too.

[00:08:51]>> You are?

[00:08:52]>> Yeah. Especially when it comes to having to take down my favorite posters.

[00:08:55]>> Oh, Derek. Those women were half naked.

[00:08:57]>> But our galleries are filled with pictures of fully naked women.

[00:09:00]>> Really, dude? Let's go. There's a difference between the artistic appreciation of the female form and objectifying women.

[00:09:06]>> Okay. All I know is those differences made absolutely no difference until manifesto mania hit this house.

[00:09:12]I I've never had sons before, so I'm guessing a chat on feminism isn't your idea of fun.

[00:09:18]>> Oh, sure it is. But I really should get to bed.

[00:09:21]>> You know what? Just give me a couple of minutes. It's really important for you boys to know that feminism isn't about men losing power. It's about equality.

[00:09:31]>> What does taking down my posters have to do with equality?

[00:09:34]>> There's a university essay that I wrote on the feminine mystique. Maybe you'd like to read it.

[00:09:40]>> Sure. Anything else I can do for the cause?

[00:09:46]>> Sure, you can clean up this mess and do the dishes.

[00:09:50]>> Consider it done.

[00:09:52]>> Edin, clean up this mess and do the dishes.

[00:09:54]>> Hey, you can't tell me what to do cuz you're not a woman.

[00:09:57]>> You know, some guys don't mock these ideas. Some guys actually believe in them.

[00:10:01]>> I don't know any >> other than your best friend, >> Sam. Yeah, I bet he wouldn't degrade women by hanging up tacky posters or playing a stupid game like Babe Raider.

[00:10:11]>> Oh, really?

[00:10:13]Look who's the king of babes.

[00:10:15]>> Sam?

[00:10:16]>> Really? No surprise. I mean, we're talking about a guy who spends a great deal of his life playing Babe Raider.

[00:10:21]>> No way. You made that up. You put his name in there. There's no way my Sam. I mean, your Sam. I mean, >> I'm back. Let's raise some thieves.

[00:10:37]I should have known better. The real world is a sad place. I'm >> I'm guessing that something bad happened.

[00:10:43]>> This guy that I thought I liked, who shain nameless, is totally into this sexist Bay Raider game, which I totally despise. So, I should despise him, too.

[00:10:52]Right.

[00:10:52]>> Right.

[00:10:53]>> But I don't despise him. You want to know why? Because I am a total hypocrite who can't control her feelings. My heart says one thing, my head says another thing, and now I sound like a cheesy love song.

[00:11:03]>> Um, well, you know how computer guys like me are always considered, you know, geeks.

[00:11:10]>> I don't see you like that.

[00:11:11]>> Oh, thanks.

[00:11:12]>> Of course, I'm not in your computer class, >> right? Um, so the truth is is that there are some computer guys and girls that are um geekish and some that aren't. You just can't generalize. So, this Babe Raida game, are you lumping it in with all these other sexist video games or have you played it? Because the turbo level rocks.

[00:11:37]>> So, I've heard.

[00:11:39]>> So, you're suggesting that before I write off the guy, I should check out the game.

[00:11:44]>> Why not?

[00:11:48]>> I'm telling you, Sandra, having a strong female presence in my house has forced me to reflect on my attitudes about women. Listen to Derek. Sounds like Casey and I might actually have made an impression.

[00:12:01]>> Personally, I wouldn't want you to subjugate your ambitions and desires to any patriarchal system that disrespects your feminine power.

[00:12:12]>> This from the guy who made a slingshot out of your bra last night.

[00:12:18]But >> I mean, these ideas are still really new to me. You think maybe we could uh get together and discuss them?

[00:12:27]Great.

[00:12:38]>> But I don't get it. Your number one rule was no be braider.

[00:12:40]>> Because it's offensive to women, I know, but I am a woman, so I'm allowed to offend myself.

[00:12:44]>> That makes no sense.

[00:12:45]>> Shh.

[00:12:45]>> Neither does this game. I've been trying to turn it on for an hour. Please help me.

[00:12:50]>> Women.

[00:12:52]Okay, so here's the deal. Babe Reeder has been wrongfully accused of betraying her former mentor Wernner von Wernern.

[00:12:59]So she's forced to enter the dark world of betrayal inventions and use her feminine wilds to clear her name in those boots. Good luck. I am so confused. Okay, the blue button shoots.

[00:13:14]The red button jumps. What does the green button do?

[00:13:16]>> The green button switches target. And the blue button does not only shoot, it fires torpedoes. Work with me.

[00:13:21]>> Torpedoes from where? You've heard of raw power? Well, this is bra power.

[00:13:26]>> This is so wrong.

[00:13:27]>> Oh, that's so right.

[00:13:29]>> I can't believe this game. I can't believe this game. How did you jump like that?

[00:13:35]>> Easy. I just I just pushed that button and then I >> Yeah, but then how did you Black is for the hip check combo spin and the white is for the seductive strut. Work with me.

[00:13:44]>> Bay Raider is on the prowl.

[00:13:46]>> Wow. You kick butt for a girl.

[00:13:48]>> Actually, you kick butt for anybody.

[00:13:50]>> I know.

[00:13:55]Dear Casey, didn't want to wake you, but we all went out for pancakes. Love, Mom.

[00:14:08]>> Hi, Casey.

[00:14:10]>> Nice PJs.

[00:14:12]>> Thanks. Uh, Dererick's not back from breakfast.

[00:14:16]>> Oh, okay. Um, I just dropped by to >> play Be Raider with him.

[00:14:20]Yeah, about that. I see. I can explain.

[00:14:22]Um, my sisters, they won't let me play Raider at my house, so I just come over here to play.

[00:14:28]>> Well, you're here. Let's play.

[00:14:31]>> What?

[00:14:37]>> Yes, that is it. You are so mine.

[00:14:40]>> No way. Bad move. Falling Warner von Warner into the lava swamp. Got you right where I want you.

[00:14:45]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:14:46]>> Yeah. No.

[00:14:49]>> Game over.

[00:14:50]>> Sorry for totally destroying you like that.

[00:14:52]>> No biggie. You are the king of babes for now.

[00:14:56]>> You know, just when I think I've got you figured out.

[00:14:59]>> I know. I'm confusing.

[00:15:03]>> Hey, Sam. Sorry I'm late. I'm on a major maple syrup rush. You want to play some one-on-one before I crash?

[00:15:09]>> Sure. Yeah.

[00:15:10]>> Come on, man. Let's get out there so I can uh whip your butt.

[00:15:36]Get away from me. Help.

[00:15:41]Help.

[00:15:58]You're the king of babes.

[00:16:02]>> More like the queen of babes.

[00:16:13]Good morning.

[00:16:20]>> Isn't that top a little tight?

[00:16:23]>> Why is your stomach showing?

[00:16:24]>> You look pretty.

[00:16:27]>> Uh >> um. Ew.

[00:16:29]>> Well, you know, it certainly is a um a bold look. Don't Don't you think, honey?

[00:16:34]>> Well, that's the point. What's wrong with exposing a stronger, more confident side? I don't know what he's supposed to say. Chase is exposing herself.

[00:16:43]>> Well, I'm eating.

[00:16:44]>> Boys, conference, living room.

[00:16:47]>> What is she wearing?

[00:16:48]>> I don't know, but we're trying to be enlightened in this house, which means >> which means we have to throw out our offensive material. But Casey, she can dress in offensive material.

[00:16:57]>> Yeah, you know, I don't get feminism at all.

[00:17:00]>> Well, feminism is a complex thing caused by difficult stuff.

[00:17:05]>> Yeah, I've read the literature.

[00:17:08]Okay, I skimmed one of Norah's essays, but this isn't feminism. This is insanity.

[00:17:22]>> I am seeing a lot more Casey than I usually do.

[00:17:24]>> I know, but this >> is how Bay Raider dresses.

[00:17:28]>> Um, I don't know how to break this to you, but you're not Bay Raider, and I know you're using this to say something bad about the game for your media presentation. Actually, I'm using it to say something good about Bayer. It's an empowering outfit. I've opened my mind.

[00:17:42]>> Are you sure about that? Aren't you just asking for stupid comments from guys?

[00:17:45]That's their problem, not mine.

[00:17:48]>> Dude, your stepsister is >> Don't you dare finish that sentence.

[00:17:52]>> Look, all I know is she played a mean raider and now she looks like baby.

[00:17:57]>> What are you talking about? She would never play that game. I mean, it's completely against her morals.

[00:18:03]>> She plays, dude.

[00:18:04]She's good.

[00:18:06]>> Casey plays Babe Ray and she's good.

[00:18:10]>> Yeah, I know. I was surprised, too. But >> that's it. The insanity stops now.

[00:18:15]>> Yeah. And it's totally comfortable.

[00:18:16]>> I like it. So good.

[00:18:17]>> You're a total hypocrite.

[00:18:19]>> What's your problem? Bye, guys.

[00:18:22]>> Okay. First you ban Babe Raider, and then you start dressing like Babe Raider, and now Sam tells me that you play Babe Raider.

[00:18:29]>> I might have been wrong about Babe Raider, but I'm not a hypocrite. Babe Raider kicks butt and turns heads. She's a great role model for women.

[00:18:36]>> Oh yeah, totally agree. And for me, the most empowering moment of the game must be the topless level.

[00:18:44]>> The topless level.

[00:18:45]>> The topless level. When Babe Raider finally succeeds in defeating the alien Visigos, she celebrates by taking off her top. Now, I've never been that far, but Sam has a bunch of times. I mean, they don't call him the king of babes.

[00:18:56]Ronaldo.

[00:18:58]>> Come on, let's go to media class. What's wrong with you? a lot. I talked myself into something totally ridiculous because of a guy. Happens to the best of us, sister. But how can I do my presentation when I'm so confused about what I'm talking about? I'm con babe braider. I'm pro babe raider. And what am I? You are confused.

[00:19:21]>> You know what?

[00:19:23]I think that's the whole point.

[00:19:26]One look at babeer says everything. It's sexist. It's degrading. It creates impossible to live up to images of women and gives boys the idea that this misshapen heroin is what girls are supposed to look like. And it has the potential to turn boys into drooling pigs. But it just so happens that I love this game.

[00:19:46]Yes, Babe Raider's clothes are too tight and her chest is too big. But as a girl, I found playing this game empowering.

[00:19:54]This game is about a strong, strategic woman who defends herself and is victorious against her oppressors. But why will guys only allow women to be powerful if they can ogle them too?

[00:20:03]Maybe to guys this Bay Raider stuff is no big deal, but to girls it's hurtful and confusing.

[00:20:10]>> Oh, you said it, sister.

[00:20:12]>> Then I brought out this petition to send to the game companies. It says, "Keep the games coming. Keep the women powerful, but to the guys that design these chicks, get real."

[00:20:21]>> How'd that go over?

[00:20:22]>> Signed by every girl in the class.

[00:20:24]>> I am so proud of you, Miss Casey.

[00:20:28]It took a lot of guts.

[00:20:30]>> So, did any boy sign?

[00:20:33]>> What guy in his right mind would sign that thing?

[00:20:39]>> Don't tell Derek. Uh, but I thought your speech was pretty cool. And that bait reader outfit for this morning.

[00:20:44]>> Damn. Come on.

[00:20:49]>> What? Nothing.

[00:20:53]>> Casey left Sammy.

[00:20:59]Big time >> women's day walk. Oh, I'm all over it. I mean, if I can talk the talk, I can walk the woman's walk, right? Great. See you then, >> dude. What are you doing?

[00:21:15]>> I'm getting in touch with my feminine side. Ed, >> what happened to the brother I know and fear?

[00:21:20]>> Relax. He's still here, just underneath the facade.

[00:21:26]Now, don't tell Noah cuz this is just between us guys. Got it.

[00:21:30]>> Got it. But are you really going on the women's day walk?

[00:21:33]>> Dude, a thousand chicks and me. You do the math.

[00:21:37]>> Take me with you.

[00:21:39]>> Maybe when your voice drops.

[00:21:43]Thousand children.

[00:22:20]Living like a dam.

[00:22:23]Living life with