American reacts to German Memes

[00:00:00]Hello and hello. Thank you for joining me. How you guys doing? By the way, I apologize right off the bat. I I can tell my breath smells bad because I just ate this spicy buffalo sauce from McDonald's.

[00:00:14]If you've in invested a thousand dinars in training your gladiator and he gets mauled by a lion in his very first fight.

[00:00:23]That's like the first century BC version of having your meme coin get rugg pulled, huh? on pump.fun, France, Spain, England, Argentina. To be determined, to be determined. I just want everyone to lose.

[00:00:38]Yeah, I mean, I don't have any negative feelings toward anybody in this anymore, but you know, like to be honest, and this is like the most boring outcome in my opinion from my standpoint, specifically now that we know, you know, it's Argentina vers Spain. I'm just like whatever. No England, no Norway, no Germany.

[00:01:01]Whatever. I'm at the World Cup for [snorts] [laughter] Hey, you forgot the United States flag.

[00:01:10]If I ask my parents if I can later use my pension to travel on the ADA cruise ship and drive two cars. Okay, it looks like a better translation is when I ask my parents if my future pension will also allow me to go on a cruise and own two cars. That's funny. And I want to react to this cruise line. Ada, something does seem off about that.

[00:01:32]Something seems kind of unsustainable and weird if people are going on cruise vacations with their pension. Meanwhile, the young people can't afford to have kids. Highway starter pack. Black BMW or Mercedes driving 60 over the speed limit. 60 over the speed limit. Company van that only considers the traffic regulations as suggestions.

[00:01:57]Elephant race with the semitrs piled up.

[00:02:02]Construction site. Nothing has happened here in two months. Oh my god. So far this all applies exactly to the United States except for the 60 over the speed limit. If you're going 60 over the speed limit, at that point you're going to have a police helicopter following you.

[00:02:16]VW up trying to break the sound barrier.

[00:02:21]Reached 155 downhill. Family man terrorizing the left lane at 210 km/h in a fully loaded station wagon. Hell yeah.

[00:02:31]These are getting much more and more German. Right lane is lava. Okay, that's very American.

[00:02:39]Left and middle lane hogs also very American. Me at the window when it's thunderstorming and letting out after a hot day more.

[00:02:50]I do need to check up on the weather in Germany. Let's see.

[00:02:55]Per usual, let's check up on Dresden for whatever reason. That's just the first It's the first city I think of. Shout out Dresden.

[00:03:03]Oh, it's very nice today. Dresden, Germany.

[00:03:09]Munich, also beautiful, and Berlin. When's the next heatwave, guys? This is boring. Do you all cancel your pre-orders for the AC? The new German AC unit that fits a German window. Go check out my Kickstarter, students, as they come out of the exam.

[00:03:25]Do we have any more attempts? Two more?

[00:03:27]None at all.

[00:03:30]Why would you have another attempt at an exam? I guess for like a driving exam, you can take it more than once. I guess for exams that are like for law school, like the bar and you can you can take it until you pass, I guess, right?

[00:03:44]But that concept does not apply to most people here in the States. So that's interesting. Do you speak my language?

[00:03:50]And then again, that might have just been the joke that like of course you don't get more than one attempt. I don't know, man. I don't know. I'm doing my best.

[00:03:59]May, do you speak my language? 1.93 meter tall gentleman from Brussels full of muscles.

[00:04:07]from Bruss Brussels full of muscles.

[00:04:10]Huh?

[00:04:12]And she's handing him.

[00:04:16]It's [laughter] a veomite sandwich. A veomite sandwich. I get it. My first and only shopping bag, which has faithfully accompanied me on my shopping trips for six years ripped today. Rest in peace.

[00:04:30]See, this is why here in in America, they just give you a new one every time for free.

[00:04:36]20 of them. 20 new ones for free. It's not good for the environment, though.

[00:04:40]You guys may have heard. Have you heard that? An air conditioner was finally installed at work. Now that the first person say it's quite refreshing.

[00:04:49][laughter] Wait, how does this meme apply here?

[00:04:52]This meme is usually like, oh, like something happened, so now let's like do something bad, you know? It's like, oh, you know, like I'm finally caught up on my finances now. Make his check engine light, come on. You know, that's the meme. So it's like okay now let the first person say it's quite refreshing.

[00:05:09]How is that a what's the joke? I thought it was going to say now remove all heat waves which it which happened. You got Germany finally gets air conditioning and tomorrow will be announced. We defeated global warming guys. No more heat waves. Masterpieces of engineering.

[00:05:33]I just got to say off the bat that the B2 is cool, but the SpaceX whatever booster being caught here, I don't like seeing the SpaceX I just can't stand Elon Musk. And obviously Elon Musk is a very very second rate engineer and had nothing to do with the actual engineering behind SpaceX, although he would love for you to think so. Um, so kudos to the engineers that actually did this. Then again, they're doing it basically entirely on uh my tax dollars. So, they're welcome. Anyway, what is this thing down here? Is this one of those?

[00:06:11]This must be one of those like crazy uh German what is it? Is it um for what's that one company Zeiss or something like?

[00:06:24]You know, they make like you know what they make. It's not. It's the ASML extreme ultraviolet lithography machine.

[00:06:33]It's so freaking cool. And then you've got the Minecraft um I didn't play Minecraft so I don't know. I mean, I can try I I kind of understand some concepts here. You know, we got the sheep and I guess it's in a boat and it's like rowing and it's like I don't know. I guess this does something that's this must do something. This must accomplish something that if you played Minecraft, you'd understand.

[00:06:56]It's doing something with his butt. You know, it's like rowing the boat probably like automatically and then it's like pressing its butt into this button and powering your house or something.

[00:07:05]Because of AI, Spawn buys RAM for 10 billion euros.

[00:07:11]Oh, like computer RAM. He's accident.

[00:07:14]Oh, okay. He's buy [laughter] I don't know who this guy is. spawn German health minister. Oh, Jen's wait, I have seen this guy. I don't know where. Anyway, he's buying Ram. He accidentally bought Ram the trucks. The American trucks for AI instead of the That's funny. I'll make you famous. Okay, but you won't make a meme out of me guy.

[00:07:41]Oh, this is the guy that was like that there was that girl that German girl that like does provocative stuff and she was on stage on like a on morning show and I think these this like guy and his wife like reacted to it like oh my god not very European reaction by the way. I thought it was us. The the Americans were supposed to be like, "Oh my god, [laughter] nudity or like a explicit reference." Oh my god. Tell me where you are actually from. Lower Saxony. No, I mean where you really originally come from. Northrine vestfallia. No, I mean where your four greases came come from. Pen pre.

[00:08:26]Oh, Prussia. I don't get it. I'm not even going to try to get it. Exploder parents, bad grades from bullying and neurode divergence.

[00:08:35]Computer ban.

[00:08:38]That'll solve the problem. Hey, if you're being cyberbullied, that might actually help. That moment when you actually have a sandwich with you, but Aldi still has chocolate crisps.

[00:08:50]Oh my gosh.

[00:08:56]Oh, then she looks over at her dude. Oh my god.

[00:09:00]Wow. This is real poetry caught on film.

[00:09:03]Quite devastating.

[00:09:06]Jesus. Are the chocolate crisps that good at Aldi's? Whatever that even is.

[00:09:16]These my sister who explained to us the benefits of the asylum seeds for her digestion.

[00:09:24]our father.

[00:09:28]What?

[00:09:31]Hey, I think AI is on to something here, guys.

[00:09:37]Is that the joke?

[00:09:41]It's actually incredible that AI got that one. I was lost. how the government would like us to behave for the shareholders. [laughter] For the shareholders Oh boy, 3:00 a.m. Time to air out.

[00:09:58]I happen to be watching Spongebob with my son like every episode one every [clears throat] morning. So, we just watched this one either yesterday or the day before. So, yeah, I remember now he's waking up at 3:00 a.m. to eat a a Krabby Patty. Now, I don't relate to whatever, you know. [clears throat] Well, I mean, I I guess this is because of the heatwave. You're lofting lufting at 3:00 a.m. That is insane. When an 18-year-old without a master's degree and without 15 years of work experience wants an apprenticeship for a job above minimum wage. [laughter] Oh my god.

[00:10:35]Who do you think you are? Okay, so we have sexing and then which is like in English and then >> [clears throat] >> shrift which translates to just texting.

[00:10:50]See?

[00:10:52]All right. [clears throat and cough] So, um this word means written correspondence.

[00:11:00]Uh it's the standard boring term used by government offices. However, the word verar on its own also means intercourse.

[00:11:12]by substituting the modern word sexing with a stuffy administrative terms. So, I get it. It's like inadvertently it's like it could be used like sexing.

[00:11:23]That's funny. Excuse me. Is this a cult?

[00:11:25]No, it used to be warm, too. The climate has always changed.

[00:11:31]Yes, this is a cult. Don't get upset.

[00:11:34]What's the worst that could happen if we do this go on this stupid show? Yeah, that's interesting. I guess these people are like famous in their hometown now, huh? If you hate someone so much that you send them packages via Hermes.

[00:11:46]Everywhere I go, I see his face.

[00:11:50]You're desperate kidnapper because he can't find anyone who will pay more than €50 [laughter] for your juice ain't worth the squeeze. Hey, at least I can be proud of that. Or I can feel safe. No one would be willing to pay for me to be freed anyway, so no one's going to kidnap me.

[00:12:09]Look, Freigh Rockck, how the neighbor's daughter is leaving the house. I see it, Charlotte.

[00:12:15]Are were these people at the same show?

[00:12:17]I skipped this one to be honest cuz I'm just sick of this meme.

[00:12:23]I'm kind of sick of it. Well, it's not even just that I'm sick of it. It's I translated this and I'm like, "Okay, it's just a Hermes thing. I don't even I don't get it." But then I scrolled down and it's like, is this the same?

[00:12:35]Is what? What? I'm a YouTuber.

[00:12:40]I don't know what this is. Holy with a [snorts] foot on it, but I feel personally attacked already.

[00:12:47]Oh, Holy Energy. I guess they sponsor a lot of German YouTubers. [clears throat] Why? Where's my sponsorship? Holy Energy. I'll promote that. Should I drink some Holy Energy? I'll sell out, man. I have no problem. So, why does the energy have a foot on the packaging?

[00:13:04]National team unveils squad for the 2030 World Cup.

[00:13:16]image features a cast of Dink Deen Carol, the Wild Soccer Bunch, a massively popular German children's movie franchise.

[00:13:29]Back then, it was so beautifully cold in November. It's all your fault, Grandpa.

[00:13:35]No, I don't think you can blame any Germans for the global warming, guys.

[00:13:39]You can blame the rest of the world. Me on my way home after work to do absolutely nothing.

[00:13:47]I hope you guys are having a great weekend. See you next week.