paddy mcguinness

[00:00:00]Is she still in politics, Ed Miliband? I don't know. I don't follow any of that crap anymore.

[00:00:10]I'll do Ed Miliband.

[00:00:13]Are we in the right place?

[00:00:15]Almost.

[00:00:17]I reckon that's pretty close.

[00:00:22]Yeah. Right, we'll do that. 216 done.

[00:00:24]Next, Paddy McGuinness. Look at those titties. We've got short clavicles.

[00:00:30]We've got sloping shoulders. Look, if she was to put a bra strap on, look, it wouldn't stop at the clavicle. It would just pass over the arm, just like real women's do, cuz women have sloping shoulders, uh V-shaped clavicles. She has got a place to put a meatball, though. Uh she's got wrong-sized pecs. Uh in general, as a as a law of averages, women have one breast bigger than the other. One nipple slightly at a different angle to do. That's what I've seen with most of my girlfriends' images.

[00:00:59]Oh my gosh, is she having a baby? Surely she's pregnant.

[00:01:04]Again, the big breast versus the little breast, the sloping shoulders. Where is your framework if you're a heavy-set man? All right, she's fat there, but uh I should even here, I should see much more bone work than I'm seeing.

[00:01:17]A woman spreads from just underneath the elbow, and she continues to spread outwards all the way down below the crotch, which is what It's why they put their hands in the pockets to stop you seeing the spread of pear-shaped hips. Here, look, you can see it. She's still spreading, look.

[00:01:31]She's still spreading all the way down to about here, just underneath the crotch. It's a female trait.

[00:01:37]Uh so, this is what testosterone, steroids, and human growth hormones does to a woman.

[00:01:43]Uh it changes the whole look, the whole appearance. Of course, they need surgery. You can see here, look, where a surgeon's come up and literally torn three rips, look, one, two, three rips into the breast right there.

[00:01:56]You see it?

[00:01:57]Uh I first saw this with Bruce Lee when I realized Bruce Lee was a woman. Bruce Lee is a woman! When I realized Bruce Lee was a woman, it was the tear in the breast material that I could see that first alerted me to the fact that it was looking at a woman. Well, this one, I'm widest in the hairline, the close-set soft eyes, the high-set ears, the six teeth on show, the pink lips, the rounded jawbone, uh no trachea, no Adam's apple. Look, where's your place to put the meatball now?

[00:02:23]It's cuz she was straining in the other picture.

[00:02:26]Um Is that the boyfriend?

[00:02:30]Explain it to me like I'm 5 years old.

[00:02:32]Why is the boyfriend got a bigger face than her?

[00:02:34]Look, long, narrow face, cannonball head.

[00:02:39]Absolute cannonball head.

[00:02:41]There he is. There is the boyfriend.

[00:02:43]Which one of them's got a bigger face?

[00:02:44]He looks like Jessica Simpson.

[00:02:47]Yeah.

[00:02:54]Broad shoulders, long neck, chin-to-tie ratio. This guy is bigger. When looking at the human skeleton, the male skull is minimum, minimum, 15% bigger than that of the female counterpart. Uh this picture shows you it perfectly, look. Uh it's not just in the jawbone. It is a There is a lot of percentage in the jawbone, look, compared to the woman's, but it's the length of the male skull from the forehead to the back of the cranium, look. Look at the length across here, and then look at this one. This one's shaped more like a P.

[00:03:25]It's It's more rounded. God gave with Look, there's your flat forehead, look, that caves backwards. Uh males from the nose, look, slant backwards, twice even, uh and then crown at the top. Um but the main bulk of that 15 upwards percent is in the this length of this skull.

[00:03:46]The male skull is so much longer.

[00:03:49]This is why you see big haircuts on the um uh I don't know.

[00:03:58]Pamela Anderson or whoever you pick who've got really big hair.

[00:04:02]Al Bundy's wife out of Love and Marriage. Uh we're done. Rectangular eyes versus soft droopy eyes look. Uh big brow bone into the corner, no brow bone in the corner. Short sloping forehead, flat forehead. Pink lips versus the red lips. High set ears versus low set ears look.

[00:04:22]Longer neck, shorter neck. End off.

[00:04:24]Paddy McGuinness fails forensics and so does his boyfriend. Copy.

[00:04:29]Open paste.

[00:04:31]Paste and away it goes. Uh we're looking at Paddy McGuinness and his boyfriend.

[00:04:36]I can't remember what his name is.

[00:04:38]But he's got a bigger skull. He's got longer arm. Look at his arm.

[00:04:43]And then look at Paddy's. Bearing in mind, this is not Paddy's shoulder, that's padding. That's Paddy's padding.

[00:04:48]In reality, Paddy's arm is sucking into his body there, look. All of this piece of corner is just padding to make it look square.

[00:04:58]Uh walking for Paddy.

[00:05:02]And we'll put it to sleep. Inline foot fall right there.

[00:05:06]Slightly tilted forward look. She follows the scope of that back leg.

[00:05:12]There. We're done. From the rear, full mints with nice buttocks, uh straight legged man. He looks like that person we just looked at just a minute ago. Uh uh uh no pictures. Look, there is your straight legs look. These are not straight legs. You can see calves on them, look. See it? Uh these ones have perfectly straight legs almost. Uh but what we're looking at is the isosceles triangle. A thin long triangle up the middle. Here, you don't get it. You get a house shape look.

[00:05:41]Because of the chicken nom nom thighs.

[00:05:43]This one's not chicken nom. There's nothing on the inside look. But women have an inside leg. You got it? That's what I'm pointing out to you. It creates diamonds and houses uh when you walk.

[00:05:55]Sloping shoulders. It reminds me of Jason Statham there with Kelly Brook.

[00:06:00]The straight-legged man with the isosceles, the diamond-shaped woman doing a digwa walk.

[00:06:06]Uh uh Paddy McGuinness in full mince.

[00:06:09]Look at the size of those basketball shoes cuz they're wide in the hips.

[00:06:18]The dresses, they're not kilts, they're dresses. Take my word for it.

[00:06:26]And again, the crossed-over legs versus the straight legs. We're done. Paddy McGuinness, are are you in my back file?

[00:06:33]Shut up. I've spelt McGuinness wrong.

[00:06:36]Paddy.

[00:06:37]Let me just get rid of that. Paddy Paddy, let's let's find it. Search.

[00:06:41]Whilst we're waiting for that, did you see this about Robbie Williams? This came from Live on German television.

[00:06:47]>> German >> uh German television for the World Cup.

[00:06:52]Robbie comes back from the break.

[00:06:55]Uh they hand him a pink microphone.

[00:06:58]Watch what falls out of Robbie's nose onto the pink microphone. It She realizes the cocaine's fell out of her nose. She picks it up and without hesitation rubs her hair and sticks the cocaine to her forehead >> [laughter] >> on national television.

[00:07:20]>> [laughter] >> Here's the microphone.

[00:07:24]>> [ __ ] hell, Robbie.

[00:07:27]German live television.

[00:07:30]>> Wait for it. It's going to come out this nostril and drop right on the microphone. Ready?

[00:07:35]There it is. Did you see it? Look, it's right there. I'll play it back. Watch it fly out of his nose. Ready?

[00:07:43]Pink. And then you fix it up.

[00:07:49]>> White substance, probably not crushed probably.

[00:07:52]And then, bro, you put it up in your [laughter] [ __ ] forehead, mate.

[00:07:59]>> It's putting it up in >> [laughter] >> Oh, that was funny. Right, let's get rid of that one. Uh right, that was good to watch, wasn't it? Right, back to the uh the search. Paddy McGuinness, unbelievable, right? You won't believe it unless it was filmed.

[00:08:17]Uh Paddy Doherty, Paddy Considine.

[00:08:20]Where's me Paddy McGuinness?

[00:08:23]Shut up, I've done Paddy McGuinness.

[00:08:29]What's his real name?

[00:08:34]Uh let me just put McGuinness in there.

[00:08:36]Right, hang on.

[00:08:38]I've definitely done Paddy. How can it not be either? Did [laughter] you like that?

[00:08:42]It made me laugh so much.

[00:08:44]Uh Paddy McGuinness. Remember, kids, drugs are just bad, okay?

[00:08:50]Uh Paddy McGuinness.

[00:08:53]I'm going to just hold this open a second in case I can't find it.

[00:09:04]You thought he looked like Alanis Morissette. Did, you're right, Anna Souza. You mean that um that food person. It did look like Alanis Morissette, did you? Oh, look at that.

[00:09:15]Tell me, which one of these is craning to one side? Look at that shoulder tilt.

[00:09:19]Parallel shoulders, parallel hips.

[00:09:22]Slanted shoulders, twisted hips. There's your cone. No cone here. Uh she's trying to walk like a woman He's trying to Take a look at my big feet. Um he's trying to walk like a woman, but it's too late.

[00:09:32]The real woman is here, craning to one side and forward, look.

[00:09:37]Um And there's the boyfriend again, look.

[00:09:40]Straight legs, nice to have a space between. I walk like that. Isosceles triangle, no diamond look, no breaking towards 8:00.

[00:09:53]I swear down she's pregnant. She's having a baby there.

[00:09:58]But without the boobs. Just imagine a woman without the breast. One breast bigger than the other, look.

[00:10:03]Nipples in different time zones. Um Paddy McGuinness, I've Come on now.

[00:10:08]Back file. You've got to be there.

[00:10:10]He is under McGuinness. Christine McGui- Oh, it's Christine McGuinness.

[00:10:15]I've got the boyfriend. Why is Paddy not there?

[00:10:19]Christine McGuinness. Okay.

[00:10:30]Oh, I'll get off. Christine McGuinness.

[00:10:36]We'll put the girlfriend in instead. Uh Paddy, you've got your gates. Are you in the back back file? It's not coming up.

[00:10:43]Right, I'm going to take these gates.

[00:10:45]Uh let me go back.

[00:10:47]We've got some nice mints here as well, didn't we? Where are they? There's one.

[00:10:52]Save image.

[00:10:55]One.

[00:10:56]I like that one as well. That's two.

[00:11:00]One from there. There was a better one one to Where was it?

[00:11:04]No. No. No.

[00:11:06]Is that a penis?

[00:11:08]Oh, I thought that was a penis for a second.

[00:11:11]Ooh, you got me there, Christine. I thought I had your dick. Uh another partial there. We'll take that one. Save.

[00:11:18]Save image.

[00:11:20]Three.

[00:11:21]Um There.

[00:11:29]Save image.

[00:11:33]I thought that was his hair.

[00:11:35]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> I was going to say he looks like one of the Marx brothers.

[00:11:44]Uh Um There, that's what we need. We're done.

[00:11:50]Uh Paddy McGuinness, I'll take your face. I don't know why there isn't a Paddy. I could have sworn there is. If there's a Christine, there has to be a Paddy.

[00:11:56]I wonder if he's called him Patrick McGuinness.

[00:11:59]I don't know. Right, I'm done. I just need your face, Paddy.

[00:12:02]Something like that. Your hand's not in the way.

[00:12:05]Uh no, I like the other one. That one.

[00:12:07]Take that as your 50/50.

[00:12:09]If you can't see it, look. Look at the fivehead. Widest in hairline, high-set ears, close-set eyes, arched eyebrows.