The Place Everyone Told Us To Visit In Hull

[00:00:00]The police not dressed. Where we're going to call about the rain?

[00:00:06]My fellow subjects, wherever you may be that you worship at the church or chapel, whether you like it >> [music] >> Roll up, roll up to the greatest show in the world.

[00:00:26]>> So, good morning. So, today is Saturday.

[00:00:30]That's it. I'm going all the way into Hull to do a subscriber meet up. I bet no one turns up. We don't even know who's coming. Casey's coming.

[00:00:37]And Dave the Rave's coming and Michelle.

[00:00:39]It's about it. And Aaron.

[00:00:41]Um so, yeah. We're going to take you with us.

[00:00:44]But, I wanted to go and have a look because I don't know why cuz I've lived in all the all the surrounding areas for 24 years.

[00:00:51]So, I couldn't tell you for life of me why I've never been in Holy Trinity Church. You're boring me. So, that's the first place we're going.

[00:00:58]Whether he likes it or not.

[00:01:00]We're going to go look at a Holy Trinity Church. And I'm going to take you with me.

[00:01:03]>> You're going to church service.

[00:01:05]>> Church day. So, first stop would be Jackie Boy's.

[00:01:10]He's nearly here.

[00:01:11]>> How long we here? 2 minutes.

[00:01:13]>> Tomorrow is May's birthday, so we're bringing her the gifts.

[00:01:16]So, we're just waiting for him to arrive back.

[00:01:18]>> What gift have you got her?

[00:01:19]>> Well, I've just pissed down the alleyway.

[00:01:21]>> No, don't be a scruff. [clears throat] What what did you get >> I'll show you. We're going to show her when we open the presents, so I might record it for you.

[00:01:27]>> Okay.

[00:01:28]>> So, it's it's a baby Stitch. It's a baby dressed like Stitch. She loves Stitch and she loves babies.

[00:01:34]>> have made one of them.

[00:01:35]>> I found it in Scotland. This one cries.

[00:01:38]Frightening.

[00:01:39]I love buying annoying gifts. You can open them if you want. They're in there.

[00:01:42]>> So, you So, you show me what you got cuz I don't know what you've got.

[00:01:46]>> Where's the penny?

[00:01:48]>> Come on over here. Let's have a look.

[00:01:51]What you got?

[00:01:52]What you showing me?

[00:01:54]>> Where's the penny?

[00:01:55]>> What you got?

[00:01:56]>> That's a >> Yeah.

[00:01:58]>> That says one there.

[00:02:00]It's just paper. Grandma can't wrap anymore stuff. You can wrap some paper. Do you want some tea or not, Gareth?

[00:02:08]It's What's he wearing?

[00:02:11]He's just like Stitch.

[00:02:20]Do you know what we could do with that?

[00:02:22]We could give it to Charlie. He's not gone. Got it.

[00:02:26]You like that?

[00:02:30]No, you won't. Don't be mean.

[00:02:35]Do you like that? I just want to see Freddy's cat.

[00:02:38]That's cute.

[00:02:41]Do you like him?

[00:02:42]There's some more.

[00:02:45]Do you want some tea or not, Gareth?

[00:02:49]More?

[00:02:50]Yeah.

[00:02:52]More?

[00:02:58]Merry Christmas, isn't it?

[00:03:03]Some Stitch jewelry.

[00:03:07]Yeah, it's a clip for your hair, that.

[00:03:12]Yeah.

[00:03:13]I think there's one more as well.

[00:03:21]You know I told you I like Stitch.

[00:03:29]Oh, yeah.

[00:03:32]Oh, you need a new bottle, do you?

[00:03:35]Well, you don't come with juice. You've got to put juice in it, I think.

[00:03:42]Yes.

[00:03:44]Do you want me to get you a new bottle for your birthday? All right, okay. I'll remember. Let's have a look at the youngest.

[00:03:50]Baby Pew.

[00:03:51]Hi, Jordan. I dreamt >> about meeting you.

[00:03:56]>> Hello.

[00:03:57]>> Ever since I saw Mac and Me.

[00:03:59]>> Hello, cheeky monkey.

[00:04:02]No, unfortunately, that's all you got, mate.

[00:04:05]Well, your mum's here.

[00:04:07]So, it was lovely to see the kids.

[00:04:09]Gareth's going to be in there without me, aren't they?

[00:04:12]So, I'm going out today, so I don't want to buy stuff.

[00:04:15]There's and he's only going in there without me because I'm starving and there's a Subway on the end.

[00:04:20]>> Fat [ __ ] >> And somebody told me you can get gluten-free bread in Subway, so I'm hoping you can. And Gareth has naturally was like, "Get me a footlong."

[00:04:29]>> Fat [ __ ] >> Footlong.

[00:04:33]So, I might get myself a footlong and chop it in half and I can have half now and half for me tea later.

[00:04:37]>> You should walk everywhere until all that extra fat is burned away.

[00:04:42]>> I'm going to get roast chicken with lettuce and onions, if they've got gluten-free bread.

[00:04:47]Would you like that?

[00:04:50]And I've got you that on tiger bread, proper bread for you.

[00:04:52]>> Fat [ __ ] I don't know if there's somewhere in here that >> They're doing fat. They'll do gluten-free bread. I've got roast chicken with a little bit of salad and some sweet onion sauce. No dairy, no gluten. So, as you can see, we're in a hole.

[00:05:06]>> We're in the deep.

[00:05:07]>> We haven't been in here in a while, have we?

[00:05:08]>> No, we're in the deep, but not in the marram.

[00:05:11]>> Dave the Dave's over in the car park.

[00:05:13]Have you seen him?

[00:05:14]>> Yeah.

[00:05:14]>> Well, seen his van.

[00:05:15]>> What have I done now?

[00:05:16]>> He's blinds at all up. Think he's that.

[00:05:18]He's either sleeping or >> I might have a little sleep in there.

[00:05:21]>> I was going to say I was going to say he's doing something else, baby doll, but he's be sleeping.

[00:05:24]>> Huh?

[00:05:25]>> So, we're going to go out and see the Holy Trinity Church. It's just over the dry pool bridge. Beautiful brown water.

[00:05:34]There's me Aveo. There's Dave the Dave's van. There's a YouTuber in the wild.

[00:05:38]>> Where?

[00:05:39]>> Right in front of me.

[00:05:39]>> We're not in the wild, darling.

[00:05:42]We're at home.

[00:05:43]>> Who's wild?

[00:05:44]>> A whole oh oh >> Five and nine.

[00:05:48]Can we >> 16 now.

[00:05:50]>> Five and nine.

[00:05:51]>> You idiot.

[00:05:53]>> As I said, in the corner, the bells are ringing.

[00:05:55]The bells.

[00:05:57]Can you hear them?

[00:05:58]>> I can hear them. You can't really miss them, can you?

[00:06:02]No, not here.

[00:06:02]>> I don't know why I've never been in this church, but it says online it's open 10:00 till 4:00. Do you know what?

[00:06:08]Should we show them Trinity Market as well? We'll show you the church first, and then we'll go to the market.

[00:06:12]>> we've ever been in the market before.

[00:06:13]>> I don't think I've ever been I didn't think it was open still. Not going to lie.

[00:06:17]Now, for anybody who wonders >> Where is it?

[00:06:19]>> You see where this red building is at the end?

[00:06:21]>> Yeah.

[00:06:21]>> That's where I did anger management, court appointed, when I had my when I got into trouble and I did my community service.

[00:06:28]>> Remember the police >> Down there in that red building.

[00:06:30]>> Remember the police nab you down? Police nab you down. It's called police nab Trish.

[00:06:34]>> They did.

[00:06:36]When I was younger and I was an [ __ ] they used to fight me everywhere.

[00:06:39]We're going to take him in that market cuz it smells funny.

[00:06:42]But I'm going to push you together for like a look at this fantastic church.

[00:06:45]You'll come record me.

[00:06:46]>> You record you?

[00:06:48]Where we going? Car bottom of it?

[00:06:51]>> No, I was there the other week.

[00:06:52]>> I was at Where we going?

[00:06:53]>> Yeah.

[00:06:55]>> Uh, that looks crap.

[00:06:57]>> Used to be a cracking pub on a night out, Gareth.

[00:06:59]>> Is it?

[00:07:00]>> It's closed down now. Corn >> Corn Exchange.

[00:07:02]>> Yeah.

[00:07:03]>> All of them in Leeds.

[00:07:04]>> Oh, this building is.

[00:07:05]>> I can hear an organ.

[00:07:06]>> I was just thinking that myself.

[00:07:08]>> It's massive, isn't it?

[00:07:09]>> That's the disabled entrance.

[00:07:10]>> You might not get in, love. Might be a summit going off.

[00:07:13]>> It says online it was open 10:00 till 4:00. It's a church. They'll still let you in. Do you know someone's getting married in a church? It's not a private event.

[00:07:20]>> Isn't it?

[00:07:20]>> No. Anybody can go in a church anytime they want.

[00:07:23]>> What stuff do they get married in?

[00:07:24]>> That's the market. It's massive that now.

[00:07:27]>> It was >> I think it's gender and that.

[00:07:29]>> The lamb burrito smells nice.

[00:07:32]>> You've just eaten, darling.

[00:07:33]>> I might get one. I need to fart so bad.

[00:07:35]>> Review it.

[00:07:36]>> Just for science, you know what I mean?

[00:07:37]I know I've eaten.

[00:07:38]>> Take the camera off for a minute.

[00:07:40]Oh.

[00:07:40]>> Really?

[00:07:41]>> Well, I needed to while no one was here.

[00:07:43]>> Well, silly.

[00:07:44]>> Mate, I know you don't have to pay to get in here.

[00:07:45]>> £7.50.

[00:07:47]We'll stick a chip up his ass for that.

[00:07:51]Tissues, mate.

[00:07:54]>> The time, I certainly have my love. I'll look for you. Right, it's 25 past 2.

[00:07:58]>> Okay, love.

[00:07:59]>> All right, is there anything else you need, my love?

[00:08:01]>> No, thank you.

[00:08:02]>> All right, darling.

[00:08:03]>> Thank you.

[00:08:03]>> You're welcome. Have a lovely day.

[00:08:07]>> Huh?

[00:08:08]Is that a plane somewhere? I don't know.

[00:08:10]>> 10 minutes to fill in the form.

[00:08:11]>> Aha.

[00:08:12]How fun of a pain in here.

[00:08:14]This Do you know we've been all over [music] looking for my hat that went in the old bit and there's one over there.

[00:08:18]I'm not kidding you, exactly the same.

[00:08:19]>> It might be the same one.

[00:08:21]>> Well, I'm not kidding.

[00:08:22]>> A long-lost hat.

[00:08:24]>> They've got it They've got it sparkly.

[00:08:28]>> No, love. That was cheaper and dustier than that.

[00:08:30]>> the one.

[00:08:31]>> No, it That [music] wasn't the one.

[00:08:34]>> That's nice for you, playing the organ.

[00:08:35]I love it.

[00:08:36]>> Anybody know where we are?

[00:08:37]>> Look at the roof on that. Wow.

[00:08:41]>> I think there's someone Yeah, they've seen you.

[00:08:43]>> Talk her off, you tight bastard.

[00:08:44]>> You can go up the tower in here. Like when you did it >> No tower.

[00:08:47]>> No, do you know when like when I did it York? I'm not doing that again.

[00:08:50]>> That's why I'm not going up the tower.

[00:08:52]>> I didn't know they did that here.

[00:08:53]>> Do you know how many churches you've been up [music] to towers?

[00:08:55]>> Yeah, but I went right to the top in York, didn't I? I'm not doing that again.

[00:08:57]>> No, prove it.

[00:08:59]>> I've got a video of it.

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[00:09:12]>> They always They always have them thing it off.

[00:09:15]So, I can't stand Oh, look at that.

[00:09:17]>> So, who's playing that for real? I don't know. I can hear it.

[00:09:19]>> Well, I can fit in it now without having to squeeze.

[00:09:22]>> It's a tight squeeze. I heard you [music] squeak.

[00:09:24]>> It didn't squeak. But, is somebody playing the organ?

[00:09:27]>> Okay, someone's playing the organ. So, that's today's thumbnail. I visited a church.

[00:09:32]>> [music] >> Oh my god.

[00:09:37]>> [music] [music] >> It's getting smoky now. You know I was coming.

[00:09:55]>> [music] >> At least they're putting the music over this video.

[00:10:10]>> [music] >> Jesus, would you would you like to give us anything to say?

[00:10:25]>> My fellow subjects follow everything I do all the time.

[00:10:31]>> You have to lift the microphone a little to pick you up anyway.

[00:10:33]>> Oh well, I can't believe I've never been in this can't wait to go in there.

[00:10:41]Love it. Let me get a picture of me filling shelves.

[00:10:44]>> It's a view and a half [music] isn't it?

[00:10:45]>> It's stunning isn't it? Wow, it's a nice church this.

[00:10:49]>> You're walking the red carpet [music] darling.

[00:10:50]>> I am.

[00:10:51]Cuz I'm special. [ __ ] >> We know you're very very special.

[00:10:57]>> [laughter] >> Hey, listen I haven't dragged in a church [music] in ages.

[00:11:03]>> Yeah, you weren't actually actually when we went to Scotland we didn't see one.

[00:11:07]>> We didn't go anywhere.

[00:11:08]>> So that were good news. You know how much I love these places.

[00:11:14]This is nice though.

[00:11:17]>> I could check in at All Saints today.

[00:11:20]I bet I can't get up my big end. No, look I told you didn't I?

[00:11:23]>> [laughter] >> Can't believe you've got here for organ practice as well. That's cool isn't it?

[00:11:26]Got large print bibles in here. £7.50 if you would like to come to the tower in here.

[00:11:31]>> I love a good rattle.

[00:11:33]>> Yeah, I know you're just in >> jumped in here.

[00:11:36]>> Well, of course.

[00:11:37]>> Got to.

[00:11:38]Never catch me doing that. Took camera for a minute.

[00:11:41]>> Really?

[00:11:42]>> Well, I needed to run when no one was here. Wherever you may be, let your wind blow free. Whether church or chapel, let the rattle.

[00:11:49]>> [laughter] >> Is that it?

[00:11:51]>> [music] >> It's nice in here, isn't it? Oh, there's no holy water.

[00:11:56]>> Makes a nice [music] soup in that.

[00:11:57]>> Would you like a picture of that?

[00:11:59]>> Nice picture that. Are you happy now?

[00:12:00]>> I've seen it now.

[00:12:02]>> Yeah, yeah, are you happy?

[00:12:04]>> Yeah. Are you happy now? You need to let me out of here.

[00:12:07]My footprints.

[00:12:09]>> [laughter] >> What a cage.

[00:12:13]>> Should we have a look in the market hall as well?

[00:12:16]>> Does that say Winston?

[00:12:17]>> There was a galloping in the air from me. Hanging on the passenger's side of his best friend, trying trying to help.

[00:12:24]Yeah, but you walk in here.

[00:12:25]>> food in here, isn't it?

[00:12:27]>> I'm talking to you. It's like a food court, isn't it?

[00:12:32]>> What is this in the market hall?

[00:12:33]>> at their lights.

[00:12:34]These are going to be my Christmas lights for this year.

[00:12:37]Look at these bad boys.

[00:12:39]>> These are what?

[00:12:40]>> These are going to be my Christmas lights this year.

[00:12:44]>> Who's all food?

[00:12:45]>> It's just food, isn't it? I thought it was going to be like a market stall.

[00:12:48]>> So, where's the old proper market gone from years ago?

[00:12:50]>> It's just a food court, look.

[00:12:52]>> Cash only.

[00:12:54]Cocoa.

[00:12:56]>> Chocolatier.

[00:12:57]Making their own chocolates on site. Oh, the sweet shops here, look.

[00:13:01]>> This is shops.

[00:13:02]>> It's having a rave review now, love it.

[00:13:05]You can get your eyebrows done in here.

[00:13:07]Record shop.

[00:13:09]Card shop. Key fob. You don't often see these anymore, do you?

[00:13:14]This is pickle.

[00:13:15]The people are pickle for sure.

[00:13:17]>> Coffee.

[00:13:19]>> The rabbit >> Cycle path.

[00:13:21]>> It's more food court, isn't it?

[00:13:23]>> Yeah, and there's the exit.

[00:13:25]Straight out one end, out the other one.

[00:13:28]>> I He's got more food than I thought it was going to >> Well, it's not what I thought of that market. That one a proper market, wasn't >> No, that was more like a food court, wasn't it?

[00:13:35]>> I've got an idea of prices with 3D printing now.

[00:13:38]>> I I know if she was clocking that off.

[00:13:39]>> Double what I was thinking.

[00:13:42]>> Oh.

[00:13:42]>> Oh, there's another one over here.

[00:13:43]>> It's F W Parker's, I think it's called, if I'm not mistaken, if I remember rightly.

[00:13:47]>> F W Parker's.

[00:13:48]>> Yes, it's F W Parker's, yeah. Used to have a fantastic fancy dress shop down here.

[00:13:52]>> You always dressed in like fancy dress.

[00:13:55]>> Huh.

[00:13:56]They still here, look, fancy dress shop.

[00:13:58]>> Where is this then?

[00:13:59]>> It's got some cracking outfits in here.

[00:14:00]It's where we used to come for our fancy dress stuff.

[00:14:02]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:14:05]It's got joke shop. That's in the joke shop for years.

[00:14:09]He's your double there, look.

[00:14:13]>> Chucky.

[00:14:16]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:14:17]>> I said I could chuck him out.

[00:14:20]>> Hey, you could dress up as a nun.

[00:14:21]>> This is where I got my nun costume from before, my Jesus one.

[00:14:23]>> as a nun for bedroom.

[00:14:25]>> Yeah, I'll go get one. Go and get one.

[00:14:27]That's your car.

[00:14:28]>> Oh, god.

[00:14:28]>> You wore the trilby, didn't you?

[00:14:29]>> Yeah, all right.

[00:14:31]>> Got to find a better one. There's a real real one in here. Come and have a look at this.

[00:14:33]>> I don't know. I don't remember them.

[00:14:35]>> Looks a bit like my old camel lover.

[00:14:38]That does.

[00:14:39]>> Another one. What I was saying about a trilby, but I'm not paying 110 pounds for a trilby.

[00:14:44]>> Well, you had the other one at 45 quid, but you said you didn't like the feel of it.

[00:14:47]>> too hard on peak.

[00:14:49]>> I just thought I could get a stereo system cuz I've got a mouse now.

[00:14:52]>> No, we're not a stereo system.

[00:14:54]>> If I want a stereo system, I will get a stereo system.

[00:14:56]>> You will do as you're told.

[00:14:59]You're not getting a >> How does that How has that been working out for you for the last 30 years?

[00:15:02]>> Not very >> Me doing as I'm told.

[00:15:04]>> Oh, look down there. It's so even in here, isn't it?

[00:15:08]Hey, that's small as window I looked down. The world's round here, isn't it?

[00:15:12]>> Oh.

[00:15:12]>> know where it is.

[00:15:14]>> It's right down there. Yeah, half a mile.

[00:15:16]>> Right, we're going to make his way back to the van.

[00:15:19]Should correct himself. I'm in the van.

[00:15:22]Why have you come out with that?

[00:15:23]>> That's what I won when I cashed it. I thought I'd only won six quid.

[00:15:25]>> How much money do I get out?

[00:15:27]>> Wait, when you have a twenty quid that you took yesterday.

[00:15:30]>> Well, yeah.

[00:15:32]That's good.

[00:15:32]>> I'll buy you a pint a bit later.

[00:15:34]>> All right, yeah. That sounds right.

[00:15:36]Hey, it's only 1.90 a pint in this pub.

[00:15:38]>> Oh, is it? I thought I'd only won six pound, I'm not going to lie. You're paying me back for the hedges?

[00:15:42]>> It's cheaper than Wetherspoons in this pub.

[00:15:44]>> Oh, is it?

[00:15:44]>> Yeah.