Super Bad ASMR | Medical Exam For Sleep

[00:00:01]Hello.

[00:00:02]>> [gasps] >> And welcome to your cranial nerve exam.

[00:00:06]Yep, this is a cranial nerve exam. I know. I know.

[00:00:10]Some people are surprised that I'm a doctor. I am a doctor, okay? Like I'm a really good doctor, but we can get right into this cranial nerve exam real quick if you don't mind. Yeah. I have an appointment later >> [snorts] >> for a BBL surgery that I need to be to, so let me just put this to the side.

[00:00:28]And uh >> [cough and clears throat] >> the person First thing that I'm going to be doing, okay, is I'm just going to be getting your temperature. So, uh a thing that I like to do as a doctor is make sure that you're not dying. So, I'm just going to be like clicking a little bit over here and then a little bit up there and a little little bit like on this side.

[00:00:45]Yeah. Is that okay with you?

[00:00:47]Cool. Cool. Cool. So, I'm just going to click click click. All right, perfect.

[00:00:51]Click click click click.

[00:00:54]Click click click click click.

[00:00:56]Clickety click click click click click click.

[00:01:00]CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK. OKAY, GOOD. OKAY, YEAH. I mean, so far this is going pretty well. Uh click click click [clears throat] click click click.

[00:01:10]Click click click click click click.

[00:01:12]Okay, good. Click click click.

[00:01:15]CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK.

[00:01:17]CLICK click click.

[00:01:18]>> [sighs] >> Uh okay. Yep. Click click. Yeah, we're just going to do this for a little while because I have to make sure that I have accurate numbers because if I don't have accurate numbers, I can't continue the cranial nerve exam and that would mean that we'd have to out. Anyway, yeah, we're just going to continue. Click click click click click.

[00:01:32]Click click click click click click CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK click click click click CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK click click Okay, let me just Okay.

[00:01:57]OKAY, GOOD. SO, THAT WE AND SO NOW THAT WE GOT THAT DONE, um I thought that I could do your makeup before we get in, just in case you want to look good for like the, you know, cranial nerve exam. Do you want to look good for it? Okay, well no worries [clears throat] because I can just do your makeup.

[00:02:14]I have a little bit of this and a little bit of that and a little bit of that and a little bit of that, you know, a little bit of everything, you know. So, we're just going to unzip it, unzip it, unzip it because you need to unzip it in order to open it. Yeah, I know. It's like I Yeah.

[00:02:29]Okay, so we're just going to take a LOOK IN HERE.

[00:02:33]WE have a little bit of this makeup.

[00:02:35]So, I'm going to put the bag down. Well, actually, I'm just going to put the bag right here and then I'm going to apply it.

[00:02:43]Yeah, we're just going to apply the makeup. Yeah, typically I like to apply the makeup.

[00:02:47]If I want to apply the makeup, I apply it, you know what I mean?

[00:02:54]We're going to put it a little [clears throat] bit down here.

[00:02:59]A little bit up here.

[00:03:02]Okay, good.

[00:03:06]All right, perfect.

[00:03:20]Okay, sorry. That was a lot of it. That was a lot. We might actually have to wipe a little bit of that off, but The next thing I have is a little bit of this stuff, this stuff right here and we're just going to open it up. We're just going to open it up. I don't know what I'm going to Okay, perfect. Now that we got That stuff smells really good. Now that we got that applied to your face, I'm just going [clears throat] to take this roller.

[00:03:50]Okay, I'm just going to roll your face.

[00:03:52]Okay, I'm just going to roll your face out. Okay, perfect.

[00:03:56]Now we're going to get into that cranial nerve exam.

[00:04:00]Obviously, uh what we need to do first is we need to put on gloves. Okay, maybe I should have put on the gloves earlier, but you know, I don't really care. I don't really care, okay? So, we're going to put the gloves on now. Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, so I got the gloves right here. They're very fancy, very expensive gloves, okay?

[00:04:18]These are like probably the most expensive gloves that you can get on the internet. They're about $4. Yeah.

[00:04:24]So, we're just going to be taking these gloves, putting them on, because I actually I have Ebola. I actually have Ebola, yeah.

[00:04:35]Yep. I also have the hantavirus.

[00:04:38]I also have the flu.

[00:04:41]So, gloves should be able to keep it from getting to you. As you can see, I have this super awesome, expensive, ultra mega >> [clears throat] >> tool right here called a stethoscope.

[00:04:51]This stethoscope is going to be able to tell me what your heartbeat is. So, that's what I'm going to do.

[00:04:56]I'm going to put this right here, and then I'm just going to be I'm going to just It's going to be cold probably, but I'm going to put on your chest, and then I'm going to put it on your back.

[00:05:03]And I just need you to breathe in.

[00:05:05]Breathe out. Okay, ready? Breathe in.

[00:05:08]Breathe out. Good, good, good. Breathe in.

[00:05:11]Breathe out. Good, good, good, good.

[00:05:13]Breathe in.

[00:05:15]>> [sighs] >> Breathe out.

[00:05:17]>> [snorts] >> Breathe out.

[00:05:19]Breathe in.

[00:05:21]Breathe out. Breathe in.

[00:05:24]Breathe out.

[00:05:26]Breathe in.

[00:05:28]Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out.

[00:05:31]Breathe in.

[00:05:32]Sorry. Breathe in.

[00:05:35]Breathe out. Okay, now I'm going to put it on your back. So, can you just kind of turn the other way for me? Yep. All right, breathe in.

[00:05:41]>> [sighs and gasps] >> Breathe out.

[00:05:43]Breathe in.

[00:05:45]Breathe out.

[00:05:47]Breathe in.

[00:05:49]Breathe out. Breathe in.

[00:05:51]>> [sighs] >> Breathe out. Breathe in.

[00:05:54]Breathe out. Breathe in.

[00:05:56]Breathe out. Okay. Do you smoke cigarettes, by the way?

[00:06:00]Okay.

[00:06:01]I see. All good.

[00:06:02]Uh next, >> [clears throat] >> we're just going to get right into it.

[00:06:05]I'm going to remove your left eye.

[00:06:07]Why am I removing your left eye? Because I just feel like it. I feel like it could be a possible problem in the future.

[00:06:13]So, I just feel like I should fully remove it now.

[00:06:17]Uh so, you don't have to deal with that later. I just have to figure out how to open this box. And once I figured it out, figured out, I'm going to reveal it. Yep, this is my surgery kit.

[00:06:28]Uh a lot of people don't know, but a surgery kit is pretty much just like basic tools from Walmart.

[00:06:34]And [clears throat] uh the first thing that I'm going to be doing is I'm just going to be measuring you with this tool right here.

[00:06:40]Okay. So, here we go.

[00:06:42]Let's just We're just going to get that measurement there, which is 12. Sorry, actually, uh saw something on your face that I'm just going to wipe off. Just going to wipe it off there for you. And voila. Yep, there we go. Beautiful, beautiful.

[00:06:55]Uh so, yeah, I'm just going to keep on measuring here. We're just going to 12 by 13 by 15. 12 by 13 by 15. Okay.

[00:07:02]Good. Good. Good. 16 17 18 Okay. 25 40 by 12. 25 40 by 12. Okay. Three 16. I'm going to change the lighting here because it's being weird.

[00:07:16]>> [sighs] >> Uh oh, that's not what I wanted to do.

[00:07:21]That's like two.

[00:07:23]Whoa.

[00:07:24]Okay.

[00:07:26]Maybe we will do it like this. I don't know.

[00:07:29]No, we'll do it like that. Anyway, we're just going to continue.

[00:07:32]The [clears throat] lighting for some reason like changes. I don't know.

[00:07:36]12 by five by four. Okay. Good. So, I'm I'm grab another tool.

[00:07:43]We are going to first put this one back like this, okay? And then we're going to hopefully grab this tool.

[00:07:53]We're going to grab this tool. We're just going to We're just going to open it up open it up just like that and then we're going to And then we're going to unloose loosen it and then we're going to tighten it right there onto your nose.

[00:08:10]And I'm going to sneeze. Uh-oh. Okay, I sneezed. Sorry.

[00:08:13]And then we're going to loosen it and then we're going to tighten it onto your top lip just like this. And then we're just going to And then we're going to loosen it and then we're going to grab your eyelid. We're going to grab your top eyelid and we're just going to flip it up. We're just going to flip it up, okay? Yeah.

[00:08:33]Hope you don't mind me doing all this, by the way. I know I didn't like have you sign a consent form because, you know, like whatever. Who cares?

[00:08:41]Okay, so we're just going to grab it here and then Okay, perfect. This is good.

[00:08:53]All right.

[00:08:54]Now we got that. I'm just going to put this I don't know I don't know how to get this back in.

[00:09:03]There we go.

[00:09:04]And then we're [clears throat] going to grab this right here.

[00:09:08]And then we're going to grab this tool right here.

[00:09:12]Okay, and then I'm just going to go in your eye.

[00:09:15]And then we're going to I'm coming from this side.

[00:09:32]And then okay, then we're just going to come in with this and we're just going to >> Okay, looking good so far, I think.

[00:09:47]I think you're going to survive the surgery so far.

[00:09:51]I don't know for certain.

[00:10:02]Okay, perfect.

[00:10:06]Next, I'm just going to do a test. Okay, can you hear this?

[00:10:09]>> [music] >> Can you hear that?

[00:10:11]>> [clears throat] >> Can you hear this?

[00:10:13]How about over here? Can you hear it over here?

[00:10:18]Can you hear it? Can you hear it?

[00:10:21]Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Can you hear it?

[00:10:24]Can you hear it? Okay, good, good, good, good, good.

[00:10:27]Now, we're going to go to a smaller one, as you can see.

[00:10:30]Sorry, I have a big one and I have a small one.

[00:10:33]Okay, and before I did big one, now I'm going to do the small one.

[00:10:37]We're going to pretty much just do the same thing. Just tell me if you can hear it.

[00:10:41]Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Can you hear it? Can you hear it?

[00:10:49]Okay, good.

[00:10:50]All right.

[00:10:53]You passed that test. Next, >> [clears throat] >> can you tell me where you feel your pain? Do you feel it here? From 1 to 10.

[00:11:00]Okay, good. And how about here? Do you feel any pain right here?

[00:11:05]A little bit in this area, in the S S L 1 3. S S L 1 3.

[00:11:12]Okay, how about over here? Do you feel any pain in this area? In this area? In this area?

[00:11:18]Okay, how about over here? In the lower back, lower back, lower back, lower back. And in this part of the lower back, in this side of the lower back.

[00:11:26]Okay, good. And how about in your arm at all? Do you have any pain in this section? In this section? In this section? Turn around, do you have any pain in this section, in this section right here? This section. Okay, do you have any pain in your hand? Do you have any pain in your hand? Okay, good. Good.

[00:11:43]How about this arm? This arm, do you have any pain here? Any pain there? Any pain there? Okay, good. Can you look just Can you point to like any section that you have any pain in your feet? Anything in your feet? Okay.

[00:11:58]Perfect. [clears throat] I'm just going to grab a drink of this.

[00:12:10]It's Diet Coke, by the way.

[00:12:13]I love Diet Coke. I love Diet Coke.

[00:12:17]Okay.

[00:12:18]Because I forgot to at the beginning, I'm going to be getting your information.

[00:12:23]Okay, so just What's your first name?

[00:12:28]What's your last name?

[00:12:29]>> [clears throat and cough] >> How do you spell that?

[00:12:31]Okay, and uh what's your middle name?

[00:12:33]Middle initial, whatever.

[00:12:35]Address, what's your address?

[00:12:37]Is it okay if I just pull up?

[00:12:39]Yeah, can I just pull up to your address? You don't mind, do you? Okay, cool. Cool.

[00:12:43]Uh I was just curious, you know, nothing crazy.

[00:12:47]Okay.

[00:12:50]Uh email, what's your email? And do you have insurance? Do you have insurance?

[00:12:56]Okay, you don't have insurance. Probably should have told you like asked you that earlier because this whole thing is going to be $70,000.

[00:13:04]But uh yeah, whatever, you know. Just American health care.

[00:13:08]Just Yeah, who cares?

[00:13:11]Anyway, >> [clears throat] >> back to it.

[00:13:15]Can you just close your eyes? Can you tell me what side you hear this on?

[00:13:21]Okay, good.

[00:13:22]And how about this side?

[00:13:28]GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.

[00:13:29]HOW ABOUT THIS?

[00:13:34]GOOD. GOOD. GOOD. HOW about this?

[00:13:42]Keep your eyes closed. I said keep them closed.

[00:13:45]Yes.

[00:13:47]Okay, good.

[00:13:49]I'm just going to have you look at my nose, okay?

[00:13:51]And then can you tell me when my fingers leave your field of view? All right.

[00:13:56]Good. Good. Good. I see if you guys notice this is driving me crazy. I'm going to mess with these settings after, but when I bring this in, the camera becomes more warm. When I bring it out, the camera becomes more cool.

[00:14:07]I don't know.

[00:14:08]Let me know know in the comments if you guys know why it does that. This is an iPhone camera.

[00:14:17]Good. Good. Good. Good.

[00:14:19]Good. Good. Good.

[00:14:20]Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

[00:14:23]Good job.

[00:14:24]Good job.

[00:14:26]Good.

[00:14:28]There we go.

[00:14:29]Perfect.

[00:14:31]Perfect. Okay, good.

[00:14:34]All right. Close your eyes. I'm just going to see how you react. This is shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

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[00:14:44]Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:14:45]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:14:49]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:14:52]>> [clears throat] >> Can you tell me how many fingers I'm holding up?

[00:14:55]How many?

[00:14:56]How many? How many? How many fingers?

[00:14:59]Okay, over here, how many fingers? How many fingers?

[00:15:02]How many fingers?

[00:15:03]How many fingers? How many fingers? How many fingers?

[00:15:07]Okay, perfect. That's going to be the end of this cranial nerve exam / / surgery / makeup. Don't forget to like and subscribe. I love you guys and peace out. Have a good night or a good day.