Bobby Can See! | Ep 325 Bad Friends

[00:00:00]Hey everybody, my best friend in the whole world, the funniest comic in the world, is playing San Diego in Delmare.

[00:00:06]>> Delmare, dude.

[00:00:07]>> And uh go see his show, man. It's [ __ ] amazing.

[00:00:09]>> June 20th, I'm doing two shows at the Sound in Delmare. It's new. It's a newer venue. It looks amazing. I'm doing two shows, early show and a late show.

[00:00:16]>> COME DOWN TO THE SOUND.

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[00:00:19]ANDREWSINO.COM.

[00:00:23]>> We have >> Dude, we're so excited.

[00:00:25]>> We are.

[00:00:25]>> Yeah, because we created our own game show and it's called the Bad Game Show.

[00:00:29]The Bad Game Show. It airs every single Wednesday right here on our channel, The Bad Friends Podcast Channel. Starting this Wednesday.

[00:00:36]>> Starting this Wednesday.

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[00:00:45]>> You two are bad friends.

[00:00:46]>> Who are these two idiots?

[00:00:48]>> A white dude and an Asian dude.

[00:00:51][screaming] >> You two are disgusting.

[00:00:54]>> You two are something.

[00:00:55]>> We're bad friends.

[00:00:57]>> Hi. Hi, friends. I am Andre.

[00:00:59]>> I am Andreas.

[00:01:00]>> This is my students are here today.

[00:01:03]>> I teach film.

[00:01:04]>> Pil. That's Filipino. Pil.

[00:01:08]>> We will do movie films.

[00:01:09]>> Yeah.

[00:01:09]>> I got to tell you, Fancy, I feel good in your in your in your style.

[00:01:14]>> Your style.

[00:01:14]>> You feel Yeah.

[00:01:15]>> Handsomemer.

[00:01:16]>> Handsomemer. [laughter] >> You feel handsomemer.

[00:01:18]>> Yeah.

[00:01:20]>> Welcome back to Bad Friends. Today we've got a >> ton of interns.

[00:01:26]>> Ton of interns.

[00:01:27]>> It's so itchy. I like it.

[00:01:28]>> How do you do this [laughter] all day long with the edgy hair?

[00:01:32]>> We've got Quinnipic interns are here once again making their return to the show.

[00:01:36]>> Yeah. And um they're here to watch um >> magic.

[00:01:40]>> Magic. Pure magic. Yeah. Um it's good to see you, Andreas.

[00:01:46]Yeah. And >> I'm very hung over right now.

[00:01:49]>> You drank last night?

[00:01:50]>> Got the case of the Irish flu, baby.

[00:01:52][laughter] >> Where'd you go last night?

[00:01:54]>> To the Doyers. I want to go see the Doyers play. Oh, >> the amount of Japanese people because of show. It's crazy. The half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese.

[00:02:05]>> What's that? What are they going to do to my America next?

[00:02:08]>> You were serving kimchi with the hot dogs. You think um Shoe could have played during uh the 40s?

[00:02:15]>> Prohibition of 40s. [laughter] >> The 1940s.

[00:02:18]>> Like two days. Would they sign him two days after Pearl Harbor? You think?

[00:02:22]>> I mean, he's good, >> right? But they're angry. We're hitting bombs all over the world for [laughter] show.

[00:02:30]>> The guy is amazing.

[00:02:31]>> He's amazing.

[00:02:32]>> He's so good to watch.

[00:02:33]>> He's so tall. Handsome.

[00:02:35]>> Yes. This guy's so handsome.

[00:02:36]>> Yeah. He's a cutie ball.

[00:02:38]>> All right. And this guy slotted to make >> I mean, he's cute.

[00:02:42]>> He's very cute, >> dude. He's Astro Boy.

[00:02:44]>> He's Astro Boy.

[00:02:45]>> Astro Boy. He's Astro Boy, dude.

[00:02:47]>> He is.

[00:02:48]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:48]>> It's me. [laughter] >> Show him.

[00:02:51]>> Yeah. Look at how >> Dude, he's Astro Boy, dude.

[00:02:55]>> Yeah.

[00:02:55]>> Whoa.

[00:02:56]>> He's got all of his vision now. So, >> I can see everything, dude. You know, I was driving. So, I I just got glasses for the first time in my life.

[00:03:02]>> Yeah.

[00:03:02]>> And I was driving through Langership by Universal, right?

[00:03:06]>> And you know, you when you're driving down that to go to Lancersam, you see the Universal City Park.

[00:03:12]>> Yeah.

[00:03:13]>> But I never saw the rides.

[00:03:16]>> Did you just saw a bunch of blobs?

[00:03:17]>> I just saw a blur.

[00:03:18]>> Wow.

[00:03:19]>> And I was driving today. And I was going, "Oh, they have rides." Like you could see the roller coasters and stuff.

[00:03:24]>> Yeah. I could I I could never see them then. It's crazy. I've never seen any of that. They have a new roller coaster.

[00:03:29]It's the Fast and Furious. Yeah.

[00:03:30]>> Vin Diesel is going to bless it.

[00:03:32][laughter] >> Yeah, >> they are.

[00:03:33]>> And I wore glasses. I realized that my girlfriend's white. [laughter] >> I thought she was black the whole time.

[00:03:40]>> Yeah.

[00:03:41]>> Yeah. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, they're >> festive for the family.

[00:03:44]>> Have you ever been there? I've never been there, I don't think.

[00:03:47]>> Yeah, I have.

[00:03:48]>> Once.

[00:03:48]>> What?

[00:03:49]>> Yeah. You You did chess.

[00:03:50]>> You bailed? Yeah, we went to Halloween Horror Nights and you bailed.

[00:03:53]>> I only went when um in the front when Adam Mar used to play Wolverine.

[00:03:58]>> Oh yeah. Oh my god.

[00:03:59]>> You went when he was working there?

[00:04:00]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:04:00]>> So So he had the claws. He was walking around. Yeah. I had to throw pennies at him.

[00:04:06]>> That's No, I did to see if he could fling him with his plastic. [laughter] >> See if he could hit him.

[00:04:10]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:04:11]>> Yeah.

[00:04:11]>> But he picked them up cuz he's a Jew.

[00:04:13]But anyway, guys, um [laughter] >> I think you you're you look vibrant.

[00:04:18]>> What do you mean? Because your glasses, I think, are empowering you.

[00:04:21]>> I can see >> now. You can see feel more. You feel more up.

[00:04:25]>> Well, there's trees in my backyard. I didn't realize. I mean, beyond the fence, it was just a blur, [laughter] right, >> dude? The way you see the world. And how do you How did you drive for all these years?

[00:04:36]>> Instinct.

[00:04:37]>> Just feel.

[00:04:38]>> No, you you can see lights, so it's instinct. You can't see the lines on the ground.

[00:04:42]>> That's why his car has all this.

[00:04:44]>> I was going [laughter] to say he's never going to have a ding on his car ever again.

[00:04:47]>> Ever again. So, it's instinct. It's like I assume >> it's a vibe.

[00:04:51]>> I'm on Ventura. [laughter] >> It's a lot of assumptions and Yeah. and stuff like that.

[00:04:58]>> I mean, I kind of know how to get to my house and how to get to the comedy store.

[00:05:03]>> It's It's like three roads. [laughter] >> Literally like from here to your house is like three main roads.

[00:05:09]>> It's three main roads. [laughter] So, it's I memorized that.

[00:05:11]>> So easy.

[00:05:12]>> Yeah. But Moholland is a windy, treacherous road. It can be, but there's two ways to get to your house. Three ways to get to your house.

[00:05:18]>> There is three ways to get to my house.

[00:05:20]Yeah.

[00:05:20]>> And to the store. And the store is two roads. It's literally two roads.

[00:05:24]>> It's two roads to get to my house. Yeah.

[00:05:26][laughter] Yeah.

[00:05:26]>> That's right.

[00:05:27]>> Yeah, dude. It's so easy.

[00:05:28]>> But they're both I mean, one of them is long, which is over a hill.

[00:05:31]>> It's a long Yeah.

[00:05:32]>> Yeah. It's a long hill. Yeah. But I can see things that I've never been able to see before.

[00:05:36]>> I can see things I could not see before.

[00:05:40]>> That was that >> cuz I'm so in tune with you sometimes.

[00:05:43]You were really >> Yeah, I went right into it, didn't >> I? I knew cuz when you did the Jew joke, I knew that was [laughter] when you did the Wolverine Jew joke, I was like, he's going to say it.

[00:05:50]>> I'm going to start singing a song.

[00:05:53]>> I want to be a kung fu fighter.

[00:05:57]>> Do it again.

[00:05:58]>> What?

[00:05:59]>> Do it again.

[00:06:00]>> Um, [snorts] >> believe me.

[00:06:04]I just picked that up. [laughter] >> Me, too.

[00:06:08]>> By the way, we even sung the song wrong >> and I still got it. It Well, it's not I want to be a kung fu. [laughter] Everybody was kung fu fighting.

[00:06:16]>> I want to be >> But you still I was there with >> you were still in humming.

[00:06:23]>> I can connect to you. I've been obsessed with um Comics Unleashed.

[00:06:27]>> He sent me five clips. Same.

[00:06:29]>> Yeah. Yeah. And and I I've come to a conclusion.

[00:06:32]>> We're living in a dystopian.

[00:06:33]>> No. No. No. No. [laughter] Don't say that. Don't say that. We're not.

[00:06:36]>> We're not. We're not.

[00:06:37]>> All right.

[00:06:37]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:06:38]>> It's so crazy.

[00:06:39]>> It's crazy. And I can I just throw my um >> Why can't we do it? Can you and I do it?

[00:06:45]>> Well, I pitch. So, here's the deal. This is the truth. This is the truth.

[00:06:49]>> There's Freddy Lockard.

[00:06:50]>> Yeah. Yeah. So, here's the truth.

[00:06:52]>> Yeah.

[00:06:52]>> My manager manages [snorts] the executive producer of Comics Unleash.

[00:07:00]>> Okay.

[00:07:02]>> That's not the joke. [laughter] >> That's not the joke. That's >> This makes so much sense.

[00:07:07]>> It's not even a joke. [laughter] I literally pitched this. That makes so much sense.

[00:07:10]>> I literally pitch this. What?

[00:07:11]>> I go, "Okay, so >> can you book?"

[00:07:15]>> Of course she does.

[00:07:16]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> Of course. Remember when she lost a lighter at dinner?

[00:07:20]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:07:21]>> Do you remember this? She got a lighter from the [ __ ] waiter and the server was nice enough to be like, "Yeah, I can get a lighter from my car or whatever."

[00:07:28]>> Yeah.

[00:07:28]>> He gave it to her. She smokes and he comes back. He's like, "Can I get that lighter?" She's like, "I don't know where it is. [laughter] >> He just gave you his lighter.

[00:07:35]>> All right.

[00:07:35]>> What happened?"

[00:07:36]>> So I pitched. So the next day I So one night I couldn't sleep cuz I just kept watching you make clips of comics on >> Comics on Liz. I was obsessed with it.

[00:07:45]>> It's so weird.

[00:07:46]>> It's so weird. So um the next day I called my manager and I go you know you I know the executive producer rep right cuz she used this person used to open for me.

[00:07:57]>> Yeah. So I pitched her this Andrew me Tim Dylan and Burke Chryser.

[00:08:03]>> That's a pretty good pitch >> on on a comics unleash.

[00:08:05]>> Yeah. And so I know that before you go, Byron wants to know what your question is, right? So that um >> he wants to know your joke so he can >> so he can lay you up. You know, like you mean I heard you got a new washing machine or whatever.

[00:08:19]>> Tell you something about the way these [ __ ] be shaking.

[00:08:21]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:22]>> My washing machine. I sit on that thing if I haven't gone to the bathroom in a few days and shake me right up.

[00:08:26][laughter] >> That's basically what it is.

[00:08:28]>> So this is what this is I literally pitched this to Abby. I want this to happen. All right.

[00:08:33]>> Me, you, Tim Dylan, and who?

[00:08:34]>> And Bryer. Crusher.

[00:08:35]>> Yeah. Or somebody, you know, >> I think I think Donnell Rawlings would be because we would he would get so pissed at us.

[00:08:40]>> Yeah. Yeah. So, this is what we would do. Okay. So, this is my pitch. All right. Um, before the show, you know, you you have to tell them what the setups are.

[00:08:47]>> I already know what you're doing. I know.

[00:08:49]>> We're going to swap jokes.

[00:08:50]>> No, we're not even going to do the jokes at all.

[00:08:52]>> Okay.

[00:08:52]>> So, he's going to go, "Oh, talk about your dad." You know what I mean? I'm going to go, "There's a genocide in Gossip." [laughter] >> All right. We don't answer any of the questions. They'll never air it.

[00:09:03]>> And at one point I do a narcoleptic fit >> and I pass out.

[00:09:07]>> Right.

[00:09:08]>> Right. And the YouTube Byron Allen, right? He just let him be. He just does this. I lay on the ground for the whole show. [laughter] >> The rest of the show.

[00:09:17]>> The rest of the show.

[00:09:18]>> We have to do the show.

[00:09:19]>> But but I come back alive.

[00:09:22]>> What's the key word that brings?

[00:09:23]>> And I want him to go off on some sort of Israel rant or he has a rant on politics.

[00:09:29]>> Sure. You know what I mean?

[00:09:30]>> Like I heard you're from the east coast and him going on some rant.

[00:09:33]>> He's like, "Well, the way that we're desecrating the [laughter] world."

[00:09:37]>> Yeah.

[00:09:37]>> He's the best.

[00:09:38]>> So then what happens? I wake up, right?

[00:09:40]And I go, "Do you want to see my dog?"

[00:09:42][laughter] >> What?

[00:09:43]>> Yeah. Yeah. So I have a dog named Julio who no one can see, >> right?

[00:09:48]>> He's a rabbid.

[00:09:49]>> Yeah, he's a rabbid dog.

[00:09:50]>> Yeah. So we have Hulu in his mask.

[00:09:52][laughter] You bring out Honey, Jules's mom in a dominatrix outfit >> with Was this a fever dream?

[00:09:59]>> NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S WHAT I PITCHED.

[00:10:00]OKAY.

[00:10:01]>> It's what I [ __ ] pitched, right? And Julie going and she's coming out with it, [laughter] >> right? Insane.

[00:10:08]>> Like Byron has no idea what's going on.

[00:10:10]>> No. Yeah. So pissed.

[00:10:11]>> Yeah. You think he'd be pissed?

[00:10:13]>> Yeah, dude. [laughter] The guy who owns the Weather Channel.

[00:10:16]Yeah, he'll be mad.

[00:10:17]>> Yeah, but it'd be must it would be the greatest rated show that they'd ever have. I just don't think he they won't unaired. They won't air it.

[00:10:26]>> Why?

[00:10:29]>> Doesn't fit the brand. It >> doesn't fit the brand.

[00:10:30]>> Okay. I'm just saying >> I want it to happen. I'm in.

[00:10:34]>> Yeah.

[00:10:34]>> I'm in.

[00:10:35]>> Yeah. If he said if Byron, if you're listening, you I know you. Okay.

[00:10:39]>> He's not listening.

[00:10:40]>> Okay.

[00:10:41]>> It'll get there.

[00:10:42]>> Okay.

[00:10:42]>> It'll I could call and get it to him.

[00:10:44]>> Call him right now.

[00:10:45]>> I don't I don't have his number, but I know the executive producers's number.

[00:10:48]>> Okay.

[00:10:48]>> Okay. So, I I have like one >> What did the EP say when you pitched this?

[00:10:53]>> She My manager stopped it right there and she goes, "That's never going to happen."

[00:10:56]>> She's wrong. We'll make it happen now.

[00:10:58]>> Okay. So, >> how about this? If we can make this happen, >> we make it a fever dream.

[00:11:02]>> Yeah.

[00:11:02]>> You know what I mean? Where it's like, what is the [ __ ] is going on here?

[00:11:05]>> If we make this happen, you Okay. If I can make this happen to get us on there, then you have to fire your manager.

[00:11:10][laughter] >> But she's the one that got us on.

[00:11:13]>> No, you just said she cut you off. She said it's not going to happen.

[00:11:16]>> Yeah.

[00:11:17]How are you going to make it happen?

[00:11:18]>> Don't worry about it. [laughter] >> Really?

[00:11:21]>> I'm gonna make it happen.

[00:11:21]>> So, we can make it a fever dream where we don't answer any of the questions.

[00:11:25]Right.

[00:11:25]>> Right. We make it as chaotic as possible. Right. We're wearing funny outfits.

[00:11:29]>> It's fine.

[00:11:30]>> Right.

[00:11:30]>> How many times have you done Comics Unleashed?

[00:11:32]>> None.

[00:11:33]>> I can't believe you and I never did that. Our whole >> I did. Okay. Here. I did one Byron Allen thing. Funny that you ask.

[00:11:40]>> Funny. You should ask.

[00:11:40]>> You should ask.

[00:11:41]>> That's a popular game show.

[00:11:42]>> Yeah. So, I did that. I did two episodes and they never asked me back. [laughter] >> Too good.

[00:11:48]>> Yeah, they never asked me back.

[00:11:50]>> Funny you should ask. Featuring Louis Anderson.

[00:11:52]>> Good lineup though.

[00:11:53]>> Sherry Shepard, Tim Meadows, Caroline Ray, John Loveitz, and Bobby Lee.

[00:11:59]>> Louis Anderson.

[00:12:00]>> Yeah, I said Louis.

[00:12:01]>> Yeah. Yeah. So if you see the lineup on that, you're like, "Uh, okay. I'll do it."

[00:12:05]>> Yeah. I think you told me you were going to do this.

[00:12:07]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:08]>> And I told you not to do it.

[00:12:09]>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] >> No, that's Yeah. Yeah. So, I did two episodes. They never asked me back.

[00:12:15]>> Yeah.

[00:12:15]>> And they said I I think I even asked like, "Can I come back?" And they're like, "Oh, it's scheduling." [laughter] >> Scheduing, right?

[00:12:23]>> I think I was just offputting or something.

[00:12:25]>> Yeah.

[00:12:26]>> Yeah. Like I just didn't fit the >> You should get back on pudding. Great when you're on pudding.

[00:12:30]>> I mean, have you done any Byron?

[00:12:31][laughter] >> Bro, you know, I've only done I've only done Conan. That's Oh, I did. I'm sorry.

[00:12:36]I did. The only other thing I did was uh >> dude, what's his name? Show >> Kimmel.

[00:12:43]>> No, I never did stand up on Kimmel. Uh I just did Conan and then I did um not Craig Kilborn.

[00:12:51]>> What was the other one I did? No, I did Ferguson. I think I did Ferguson.

[00:12:54]>> Yeah, I only did >> But you don't go >> tonight, >> but Ferguson taped at the ice house. So you don't go to the studio. They filmed at the ice house and they cut to a clip, >> which is crazy, >> which is still cooler. It's cool, but you don't Yeah, you don't have to do a live a pre-tape. No, I never did anything. And I never got offers to do those other things, I guess. Or I just never It never came.

[00:13:14]>> I'm I'm 100% guaranteed cuz there's a guy at the Comedy Store.

[00:13:20]His name is Eric. Do you know him?

[00:13:22]>> I mean, that's a lot of guys named Eric.

[00:13:24]>> I know, but he's an older guy and he's Byron Allen's right-hand man. So, he hangs up the store.

[00:13:32][laughter] We're doing it again, dude. We're in sync, dude. We're in sync [laughter] today, man.

[00:13:51][laughter] Okay. So, anyway, >> they do hucha.

[00:13:54]>> Yeah. Yeah. YEAH. THEY DO SOMETHING.

[00:13:56]>> HUCHA. And they're dancing.

[00:13:59]>> Fancy loving it.

[00:14:00]>> Yeah. When they're dancing, it's a beautiful sequence.

[00:14:03]>> It's beautiful. Yeah. And the chair, you're on a chair.

[00:14:06]>> You're Yeah. Sometimes you're on a chair.

[00:14:07]>> Lift you on a chair. Well, let me ask you this though. Go ahead.

[00:14:09]>> Do you care that Cobar's gone?

[00:14:12]>> And here and and the reason I ask is because you never watched. This is my problem when people go, this is my same theory about like >> the Brooklyn Dodgers come to Los Angeles. Brooklyn's mad, right?

[00:14:24]Brooklyn's angry about that.

[00:14:26]>> And their response was, you didn't [ __ ] come to the games. Mhm.

[00:14:29]>> Like you were barely a fan and there was a better business opportunity out west.

[00:14:33]>> So you can't when something's gone, you can't then go, >> "Well, I'm mad it's gone." I never supported it. I'm not saying >> [ __ ] him. I like him. He's funny. But I'm also like, "Yeah, but I don't like Late Night is >> Yeah, but I But who's watching?"

[00:14:46]>> I think your point is is that I don't watch late night, but you know, I am on TikTok and I watch his monologues.

[00:14:52]>> I just don't care.

[00:14:53]>> And I think they're great.

[00:14:54]>> I think that's your age, though. I don't think young people do. Yeah, that's because that's and and and I accept that >> mid guys in their mid50s and up, they still watch it.

[00:15:05]>> I'll just watch a clip.

[00:15:06]>> But most of those guys are dead.

[00:15:07]>> You watch Bill Moore?

[00:15:09]>> Yeah, that's true.

[00:15:09]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:15:10]>> But do you watch Bill's show or the podcast?

[00:15:14]>> No, I watch it on Friday night.

[00:15:16]>> You really do? He does.

[00:15:17]>> I don't watch anything.

[00:15:17]>> You can't wait too.

[00:15:18]>> After Letterman >> Bill Mar's on. I got to go watch it.

[00:15:20]>> Oh, I tell everyone. He tells After Letterman left, I I I said after Conan left, really I was like goodbye. I don't want to do late night anymore. I just didn't care anymore.

[00:15:28]>> Yeah, >> they Conan and Letterman were the [ __ ] >> Let's just focus on getting on comics unleash. Okay. [laughter] >> I don't think we're going to have a problem.

[00:15:36]>> Yeah. Yeah. Let's get our ball. Let's watch the ball.

[00:15:39]>> We have our ball.

[00:15:40]>> All right. So, here's the thing.

[00:15:41]>> We're going to get on. If you want to get on.

[00:15:43]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:15:43]>> How about this?

[00:15:44]>> Make it Make it >> I'll make you a deal. Yeah. I would rather be on the Weather Channel.

[00:15:48][laughter] >> Really?

[00:15:50]>> Yeah.

[00:15:51]>> You'd rather be in the Weather Channel?

[00:15:52]>> I would love to do a segment.

[00:15:52]>> He won't have us on that. Let us do a segment on the weather channel by >> I can do super El Nino. [laughter] I'm good at I'm good at super El Nino, you mean? So I could do that.

[00:16:01]>> And I'm hurricane Maria.

[00:16:03]>> Hurricane Maria.

[00:16:05]>> Come over here. I'm going to get you wet.

[00:16:07]>> Yeah, cuz Super Elino. Super El Nino is coming.

[00:16:11]>> Is it?

[00:16:12]>> You don't know that?

[00:16:13]>> Super El Nino4 now.

[00:16:15]>> What?

[00:16:16]>> He's 54 years old. Super El Nino.

[00:16:17]>> Yeah. [laughter] >> You're calling me Super Elino.

[00:16:20]>> Wait, is it really coming?

[00:16:22]>> Yeah.

[00:16:23]And it doesn't happen often. I think this is going to be the biggest super super al we've ever seen.

[00:16:28]>> In 200 years.

[00:16:29]>> In 200.

[00:16:29]>> When is it coming?

[00:16:30]>> This summer. [laughter] It's >> Who's releasing this? Marvel.

[00:16:34]>> My Marvel. Oh, got you beeping into the joke. I like that. Damn it. That was fast.

[00:16:39]>> Super El Nino this summer.

[00:16:42]>> A rare Super Elino is expected to develop by fall, peaking in strength during the winter of 2026 into 2027.

[00:16:47]Forecasters at NOAA's climate prediction center estimate two in three chance that this event will become historically intense.

[00:16:54]>> Yeah, >> get [ __ ] What's it going to be? A lot a rain.

[00:16:57]>> It's going to be rain every day for like two months.

[00:17:00]>> So what?

[00:17:01]>> I know, but I have I have a I have a patio.

[00:17:04]>> Open the [laughter] open the floodgates.

[00:17:05]>> And I'm I'm spending money on unclogging.

[00:17:10]>> I got you clogging.

[00:17:10]>> Yeah, because I'm getting prepared for super hum. [laughter] >> It's for LA.

[00:17:15]>> Yeah. Yeah. And LA is going to be super hot during >> Super Elino defined by shifts the gestroom to to funnel active moisture laden storms directly into Southern California. Why can't they you know how they do cloud seeding where they make it rain? Why don't we do the opposite?

[00:17:29]What's what's cloud stopping? How do they do that to make it not rain? If they can make it rain, make it not rain.

[00:17:35]>> It's called a house. What are you talking about? [laughter] >> No, they cloud seed. They literally put seeds in the cloud.

[00:17:40]>> Stay inside.

[00:17:42]>> No. [snorts] Well, it's going to it's going to [ __ ] up everything though. that this because we don't handle rain. Our our infrastructure is not good for rain.

[00:17:47]>> There are opposing techniques, it says.

[00:17:49]>> Yeah, thank you very much. So, I'm not a [ __ ] idiot. Overseeding involves intentionally injecting an excessive amount of >> of ice nucleing particles, silver iodine, into a cloud because there's too many particles competing for a limited amount of moisture. Creates millions of microscopic water droplets too small and too tight to fall as rain effectively depressing the dispersing the cloud.

[00:18:04]That's amazing.

[00:18:05]>> What does that do though?

[00:18:06]>> Makes the cloud just kind of >> I understand that. But are there consequences of doing that?

[00:18:09]>> Of course there are. But we don't have to deal with that. The next generation does.

[00:18:12]>> Oh, I see. I see. You see?

[00:18:14]>> And by the way, >> yeah, >> I know we joked for years and said they could control the weather, but [laughter] I guess they can.

[00:18:20]>> Yeah, I think they can. Yeah.

[00:18:23][laughter] >> Why?

[00:18:28]>> Oh my god. I have >> Can you help me finish a joke?

[00:18:31]>> Go ahead. I was at the airport and there were these two like very funny, well-dressed, flamboyant gay guys like and they're running around like I mean like just making a scene like and they're sprinting around. They're like, "HEY, NO, GET OVER HERE." And they have obviously a they have a son that is >> biologically theirs >> their son. Yes. [laughter] >> And and and it's like it's like they turn around and then he's running away again full speed.

[00:18:57]>> Wait, he's running away from them?

[00:18:59]>> Yeah, he's like he's like is a kid running through the airport. Uh >> and and they're trying to stop him, but it's like my gener, you know, my dad was would grab you by your neck.

[00:19:06]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:19:07]>> They're like, "Get stop it. Get over here." Whatever his name was.

[00:19:10]>> And the kid and the little kid's wearing a MAGA hat.

[00:19:12]>> He [laughter] was.

[00:19:14]>> He had his Trump shoes on.

[00:19:15]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:19:16]>> But I looked at him and >> running from everybody.

[00:19:18]>> When I saw him, he had he [laughter] had red hair. He was a red head.

[00:19:22]>> Oh no. What does that mean? I just [laughter] I just I thought what's the opposite of a head start in life, >> right?

[00:19:33]>> Two gay dads, red head.

[00:19:35]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:19:36]>> That's a tough >> That's a tough >> He goes to elementary school.

[00:19:40]>> Which one of your [ __ ] dads is picking you up today? Fire crotch. I mean, that kid is >> lit up.

[00:19:45]>> Yeah, but he's going to turn out to be a great stand-up comedian. [laughter] >> There. You finished the joke.

[00:19:50]>> Yeah.

[00:19:51]>> That's it.

[00:19:52]>> You think so?

[00:19:52]>> He ended up being a great standup Yeah.

[00:19:54]I mean, because it's like >> my two dads.

[00:19:56]>> You I mean, you had two dads.

[00:19:58]>> Yeah. And they were both gay. [laughter] >> Yeah. But you struggled, you know? You You did?

[00:20:04]>> Not Not Yeah. No. Not like >> You were in poverty when your mom was single.

[00:20:09]>> I grew up in the ghetto. Yeah.

[00:20:10]>> No, I didn't grow up in the ghetto, dude.

[00:20:12]>> But in projects.

[00:20:12]>> We didn't grow up in the project.

[00:20:14]>> That's the story I've been telling people. [laughter] >> You know what's strange? When I take these off now, everything's a blur.

[00:20:19]>> Asian.

[00:20:20]>> That's normal. That's how it works.

[00:20:21]That's how it works. But if I take it off, will it go back to what it was or No, >> brother. What are you talking about?

[00:20:27]You're You're doing what it was.

[00:20:28][laughter] This is what it was.

[00:20:29]>> No. No. What I'm saying is >> Look at this. What it was. It goes on.

[00:20:32]>> No. No. No.

[00:20:33]>> Put it What it was. Put it on real fast.

[00:20:35]What it was. Put it on.

[00:20:36]>> Yeah. What it is.

[00:20:37]>> What it is.

[00:20:38]>> Yes. What it [laughter] >> Hey. Hey. Hey. Take it off.

[00:20:41]>> Yeah.

[00:20:42]>> And what it will be.

[00:20:43]>> Oh. What do you mean by that?

[00:20:45]>> Yeah. Remember how all those hot girls smile at you all the time? You'll see the difference now.

[00:20:51]>> [laughter] >> THEY WERE FROWNING. [laughter] >> Bobby thought they were saying hi and they were just saying help. Help, >> dude. Dude, that was good. That was good. That was good. But but that opens the word to war.

[00:21:09]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:21:09]>> War is on.

[00:21:11]>> No CD.

[00:21:12]>> I have to be honest with you. I have OCD.

[00:21:14]>> Guess who else does?

[00:21:15]>> Yeah.

[00:21:15]>> Me. You.

[00:21:16]>> Intrusive thoughts. You think something's bad's going to happen.

[00:21:18]>> It's constant. It's all the time. It's thoughts. It's swirling. It's my brain tornado.

[00:21:23]>> Yeah.

[00:21:23]>> It's persistent, unwanted, intrusive, distressing thoughts. Often gets stuck in your mind. And over and over and over, they try to latch on to things you care about the most, which can bring you a lot of guilt and shame. You feel driven to certain behaviors because you want to make those thoughts stop.

[00:21:35]>> But OCD is one of the most treatable mental health conditions out there. If you get the right kind of specialized therapy, OCD needs exposure and response prevention, which is proven to be the most effective treatment.

[00:21:46]>> That's why we want to tell you guys about NOCD. It's something that they can help with. NOCD is the world's leading treatment provider for OCD. All their licensed therapists specialize in ERP therapy, exposure and response prevention, and it's uh often improperly treated, but NOCD therapists go through extensive training uh led by experts in OCD. So, if you need it, therapy with NOCD is 100% virtual and covered by insurance for over 138 million Americans. It also includes support between sessions, so you never have to face OCD alone. To learn more about starting OCD therapy with no CD, go to nocd.com/friend and book a free call with their team.

[00:22:20]>> That's nocd.com/friend.

[00:22:23]>> That's n occ.com/friend.

[00:22:26]>> Mountain doo. Do the do.

[00:22:28]>> Do the do. Leading up to America's 250th birthday.

[00:22:31]>> Happy birthday America.

[00:22:32]>> We've had some great American summers and almost all of them have included some dew. A dog and a do. That's what I say. What are you doing? I said dog and a do.

[00:22:39]>> It's an American original Mountain Dew.

[00:22:41]born in the foothills of Tennessee where my dad went to college. Uh, and by the way, the 4th of July is coming and it's about to be the best ever because Bobby and I are going to be doing the dew.

[00:22:49]Let's have some dogs and dew. And I want to make a shirt that says dogs and dew.

[00:22:52]Can we sell those?

[00:22:53]>> We can do. Yeah. 1948 since Mountain Dew. And let me tell you something about it. When you look at me right now, guy, when you drink a Mountain Dew, there's never you're you're never going, "What kind of beverage is this?" You It's a specific taste. Mountain Dew. The classic American taste.

[00:23:10]>> It's proud American roots. Okay, two brothers created it deep in the foothills of Tennessee. Thank god they got it all over the country. It's a refreshing citrus kick uh that also has some nice spice on the other side. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew and American original. Tasting great since 48.

[00:23:25]>> Look for Americ limited time packaging to find it in stores near you at Mountain Dew.com.

[00:23:30]>> That's Mountaind.com. Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at mountaind.com.

[00:23:35]Once again, that's >> mountain.com.

[00:23:37]>> I kind of need these.

[00:23:40]I actually think I need these.

[00:23:41]>> Yeah, >> these are really good.

[00:23:43]>> Yeah.

[00:23:44]>> Um, >> but now I'm used to now this, >> which is good. [clears throat] >> I put them on all the way.

[00:23:52][laughter] >> Oh, no.

[00:23:54]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:23:55]>> Oh, they're actually really cool glasses.

[00:23:57]>> Yeah.

[00:23:58]>> Who makes them?

[00:23:59]>> These are Tom Ford.

[00:24:01]>> Tom Ford.

[00:24:03]>> Yeah, >> Tom Ford's nice glasses.

[00:24:06]>> Yeah. Anyway, um, >> must be nice. I want to put these on.

[00:24:09]Wow.

[00:24:10]>> But just do Why don't you just do contacts?

[00:24:13]>> Well, I was thinking about LASIK, but they're saying that I'm going to need um reading glasses if I get LASIC.

[00:24:19]>> Everybody gets readers, though. I think that's the most common. I think people just get readers.

[00:24:23]>> Mhm.

[00:24:24]>> If you read >> I don't I've never read.

[00:24:27]>> Well, why do you need readers?

[00:24:28]>> Oh, so Tik Tok.

[00:24:30]>> Yeah, Tik Tok. Tik Tok glasses.

[00:24:31]>> Yeah. So, last night I saw a better a movie better than Project Hail Mary.

[00:24:35]>> What did you watch? Obsession. So [ __ ] good.

[00:24:39]>> Who's in it?

[00:24:40]>> Nobody I've ever ever ever seen.

[00:24:42]>> It's a >> Did you see Obsession?

[00:24:43]>> It's an indie horror that is going to make $100 million with a budget under a million.

[00:24:48]>> He's getting his little wiener.

[00:24:50]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's It's so [ __ ] good.

[00:24:52]>> You know, the only thing bad about this story is it's going to give a lot of people hope.

[00:24:56]>> Yeah.

[00:24:57]>> What do you mean? What do you mean by that?

[00:24:58]>> It's going to give everybody hope.

[00:24:59]They're like, I can do it.

[00:25:01]>> You can.

[00:25:01]>> You cannot.

[00:25:02]>> It's the Cinderella story.

[00:25:04]>> It's an anomaly. you when you're watching the movie, here's what you notice. You go, "Oh, this guy knows what he's doing."

[00:25:09]>> Yeah. It's an anomaly.

[00:25:10]>> Yeah. And I think that in the years of him leading up to the movie, like George Miller's um Mad Max Fury Road, it took 30 years he thought about that movie.

[00:25:24]>> Same.

[00:25:25]>> 30 years.

[00:25:26]>> Yeah. Because since Mad Max um um what's the last Mad Max before >> Thunderdome?

[00:25:31]>> Yeah. Thunderdome with Tina Turner. Mhm.

[00:25:33]>> What is a year difference? 1985.

[00:25:36]>> What do you mean that's [ __ ] 40 years?

[00:25:38]>> Yeah. So, he laid down at night. He directed it at when he was in it. 70.

[00:25:43]>> Mhm.

[00:25:44]>> He was 70 years old when he drank made Mad Max Fury Ro. What's so [laughter] funny?

[00:25:48]>> It's just so funny to think so much time passed.

[00:25:51]>> I know.

[00:25:52]>> Like when they wrapped the film, he's like, I guess we can't wait another 40.

[00:25:56][laughter] >> Yeah. They did a Fury also after that, which is pretty good. M.

[00:26:00]>> So, um, he sat there probably for 40 or 30 plus years >> just in a tub >> and just thinking about the next movie that he's going to make.

[00:26:09]>> You got to get out there a little bit faster.

[00:26:10]>> I I understand that. But what I'm saying, >> he made more movies.

[00:26:13]>> What?

[00:26:13]>> He made more movies.

[00:26:14]>> He did, but I think that he thought about Mad Max and what it's going to look like and scenes in his head >> and you've been thinking about Comics Unleashed for 40 years. [laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:26:24]>> We got to get you on. We got to get on.

[00:26:25]>> We got to get on the show. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:26:27]It's good.

[00:26:27]>> Is it in all the theaters?

[00:26:28]>> Yes. Maybe I'll go.

[00:26:29]>> I saw it in North Hollywood Regal [snorts] >> and this [ __ ] Oh, God.

[00:26:34]>> You went to the No Home Regal.

[00:26:36]>> I know. This fat Mexican man next to me, right?

[00:26:39]>> Here it goes.

[00:26:40]>> He was drinking one of those ices.

[00:26:42]>> The big ones.

[00:26:43]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:26:43]>> Love.

[00:26:44]>> And I did. He did double flavor, which is like, no way. It's a risky move.

[00:26:48]>> It's a risky move, right? He was kind of fat, too.

[00:26:52]>> Right. You >> mentioned that. Yeah.

[00:26:53]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] when you when you showed the size of the icing gave it away a little bit.

[00:26:59]>> He also had three young kids next to him.

[00:27:02]>> Oh, I got this Amber Alert. [laughter] >> Oh, that that >> I literally got an Amber >> literally that my I had to turn my phone off during the movie during the Amber Alert. [laughter] >> Imagine it's him watching that movie.

[00:27:14]>> Wow.

[00:27:15]>> He's kidnapping kids just to go watch movies with.

[00:27:16]>> Yeah. And they were young kids and there's like sex scenes. It's crazy. But >> isn't there sex scenes in it?

[00:27:20]>> Yeah.

[00:27:21]>> And how young are the kids? the 10.

[00:27:25]>> Oh, >> it's a rated R film.

[00:27:27]>> Yeah, >> it's it's not for kids.

[00:27:29]>> It's not for kids. It's violent. It's crazy.

[00:27:31]>> So, Mr. Icy brought his kids, stolen kids. And so, >> he was drinking his Icy. This the large kind like this. It's literally this big.

[00:27:38]I'm not even There's no I'm not being hyperbolic. It was like this big.

[00:27:42]>> Can I pause you for two seconds?

[00:27:43]>> Yeah.

[00:27:43]>> Did he say anything to you?

[00:27:44]>> No.

[00:27:45]>> About being like, "Hey, I know who you are as a fan." Okay, good. Go.

[00:27:47]>> I was going to be like, "That'll be a big bummer if we're talking about him."

[00:27:49]And he was like, "Hey, man."

[00:27:50]>> No, no, no, no, no. He doesn't know.

[00:27:51]Yeah. Yeah. He didn't look at me or anything. You could tell. And he um he got to the bottom of the icy.

[00:27:59]>> Yeah. And he was doing that the whole time to get every little bit of thing.

[00:28:04]>> And if you ever been to that theater, the seats vibrate.

[00:28:09]>> You I went once >> at the 4x.

[00:28:12]>> Mean no go back.

[00:28:13]>> Mean no go back.

[00:28:13]>> Yeah. But I went Yeah. The seats vibrate.

[00:28:15]>> The seats vibrate. There's other special, right? But it his slurping >> was louder than the vibrating seats.

[00:28:23]>> Louder than the vibrating seats and all the other things that happened in that in that theater like wind and stuff.

[00:28:29]Also, I had my jewel out, right? And there was so much wind coming through the chair [laughter] that it went and it exploded. It almost exploded in my [ __ ] But my point is is that it kind of ruined and also we were in the last like second to last seat and I couldn't read anything. Well, did you not bring your glasses?

[00:28:49]>> I got the glasses an hour before I came here.

[00:28:51]>> Oh, you did?

[00:28:52]>> Yeah.

[00:28:52]>> Well, you got to go back.

[00:28:53]>> I got to go watch the movie because So then I had to whisper to my girlfriend.

[00:28:56]I go, "What does that text say?"

[00:28:59]>> You know what I mean? And then I got slurpy and then he starts coughing and then he was crunching on something that was so loud. It was >> Did you say in a foreign language?

[00:29:07]>> Yeah. [laughter] >> What?

[00:29:09]>> He's like, "What? What did the text say?" The guy next to him is like, "This foreigner speaks good English.

[00:29:16]What does this say?

[00:29:17]>> No, on the screen the You know what I mean? Yeah. Like somebody's texting on the in the movie. In the movie they're texting >> and you have to read it.

[00:29:25]>> You're telling me this is going to make $100 million.

[00:29:28]>> It's that good.

[00:29:29]>> What was the budget? $10 million.

[00:29:31]>> Less than one.

[00:29:32]>> Less than 1 million.

[00:29:35]>> Indie horror film obsession gross an estimated 75 to 80 million worldwide. Oh my [ __ ] god.

[00:29:41]>> I know.

[00:29:42]>> Oh my god.

[00:29:43]>> It's so good. Who's the distributor?

[00:29:46]>> Blumhouse.

[00:29:47]>> Oh, yeah. That's right.

[00:29:47]>> Another win for Blumbhouse.

[00:29:49]>> Yeah.

[00:29:49]>> They literally hit home runs like this all the time. This is what they do.

[00:29:52]>> Yeah.

[00:29:52]>> I mean, didn't they >> Get Out. Get Out.

[00:29:55]>> But But I mean, but Get Out was an expensive film.

[00:29:57]>> No, a million.

[00:29:58]>> Was it?

[00:29:59]>> Yeah.

[00:29:59]>> That was only a million bucks.

[00:30:01]>> Yeah.

[00:30:01]>> Then his >> That's why they gave Jordan a car.

[00:30:04]>> Yep.

[00:30:04]>> Well, more than a car.

[00:30:05]>> No, no, he got the money and all that stuff and residuals or whatever.

[00:30:08]>> What kind of car? What kind of car did they >> He got him on a really nice car.

[00:30:11]>> He got a career. Yeah, >> he got he got a career. He had a [ __ ] career. He was on a hit on a hit sketch.

[00:30:17]>> Funniest guys on planetar.

[00:30:19]>> You better watch your mouth the way you talk about Jordan.

[00:30:21]>> Clearly his career got better from Mad TV once he made Get Out. Obviously.

[00:30:25]>> Damn, dude. A little bit of spicy attitude coming out of Carlos. No, no, no. Leave him alone.

[00:30:29]>> I I got to take my glasses off for this one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's too much heat coming from this.

[00:30:33]>> Well, we had two trials back to back last year.

[00:30:34]>> Yeah. No, no more trials because we haven't gone on the road yet.

[00:30:37]>> It's coming. Yeah.

[00:30:38]>> Take Nerburgg. Yeah. Yeah. What?

[00:30:41]>> So, listen. Have you ever done this before?

[00:30:44]>> That's so stupid.

[00:30:45]>> Yeah. Yeah. That's very funny.

[00:30:46]>> You're a dumb guy.

[00:30:47]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:30:48]>> You know what car I hope they never got him?

[00:30:50]>> Ferrari just released their new their new car.

[00:30:53]>> This Look, I know you're not a car guy.

[00:30:55]>> Never have been.

[00:30:57]>> Take one look at this car and give me your first instinct. Don't look yet.

[00:31:00]Give me your first instinct. You're the first word that comes out of your mouth.

[00:31:02]Go >> look.

[00:31:04]>> Oh, hold on.

[00:31:07]Love it. gay.

[00:31:09]>> I knew he would love it.

[00:31:11]>> It's the color of his car.

[00:31:12]>> No, but I just knew he'd like the style of that.

[00:31:14]>> I love it.

[00:31:15]>> It's Ferrari's first all-electric car.

[00:31:17]>> I love it.

[00:31:18]>> It is cool.

[00:31:19]>> I bought I bought I bought one for the studio. [laughter] >> No, I would mad it. I would mad it, but it looks good.

[00:31:27]>> As a as a diehard lover of Ferrari, I I am >> How much is that?

[00:31:32]>> I'm remarkably >> disappointed.

[00:31:34]>> Sad. Yeah. Oh, really? It's one of the most atrocious designs I think they've ever released.

[00:31:38]>> I think it's the best design they've ever done.

[00:31:39]>> I know. I know. $640,000.

[00:31:41]>> I can't do it.

[00:31:42]>> Wait, come on. Why not?

[00:31:43]>> I don't want to do it.

[00:31:44]>> 640 grand, dude.

[00:31:45]>> I have a free Hyundai.

[00:31:46]>> Yeah, a free >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That or a free Hyundai?

[00:31:49]>> A lease price? $7,000 a month.

[00:31:52]>> That's insane.

[00:31:53]>> Wait, go back to the picture, though.

[00:31:54]This is genuinely one of the most upsetting. And the media online is joking about it, too. They're like, that's a not a Ferrari.

[00:32:03]>> I think it looks futuristic.

[00:32:05]mad. It'll look good.

[00:32:06]>> It looks so terrible. It's so >> Is there a black one?

[00:32:09]>> Yeah, they're probably try it in black.

[00:32:11]>> Oh, I like the yellow one.

[00:32:12]>> Luche.

[00:32:13]>> Isn't that what it's called?

[00:32:14]>> Look how cute that is.

[00:32:15]>> Ferrari luch.

[00:32:18][laughter] >> Yeah, >> it's so cute. Yeah. I I I miss the bugle or whatever.

[00:32:25]>> Dude, I came home last night and I was eating chips and salsa in the kitchen cuz I didn't want to wake her up. I didn't want to go upstairs.

[00:32:30]>> Who's her? Your dog?

[00:32:31]>> Yeah, my dog. [laughter] I didn't want to wake up my [ __ ] wife. Well, my dog wakes up whenever you open the door. So, I bummed about that cuz then she probably woke up from that.

[00:32:40]But I'm eating chips and salsa watching Sports Center and I fell asleep on the couch cuz I was like, if I go up there, she's going to, you know, she I don't want to wake her up. And I fell asleep on the couch. And the amount of salsa that spilled [laughter] >> was one for the books. You couldn't even put that much in the jar it spilled from. Yeah.

[00:32:57]>> It's as if somebody walked into my house and put other salsa all over the place >> and then left with the bottles. It was everywhere. And so no bueno.

[00:33:06]>> No bueno.

[00:33:07]>> I sp I must have had it on the couch.

[00:33:09]>> And you fell asleep with it in your hand.

[00:33:11]>> Yeah.

[00:33:12]>> Yeah. That's insane.

[00:33:13]>> I was tired.

[00:33:14]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:33:15]>> You cannot shame him for that.

[00:33:16]>> I've never had like a drumstick of chicken or anything and just fell asleep with it.

[00:33:21]>> Any kind of food. Go ahead.

[00:33:23]>> Go ahead.

[00:33:23]>> You know wantons. [laughter] Yeah. Go ahead. You want to go wantons?

[00:33:27]I've [ __ ] my bed.

[00:33:28]>> Is that what you're trying to say?

[00:33:29]>> Yeah. Well, that's a little worse.

[00:33:30]>> Sunblower seeds, pizza.

[00:33:32]>> Oh, yeah. I've never done that.

[00:33:33]>> I don't eat on my bed. That's insane.

[00:33:35]>> I was on my couch.

[00:33:36]>> Okay. And that's fair.

[00:33:37]>> You never eat on the couch.

[00:33:38]>> Yeah.

[00:33:39]>> No, I don't. That's what the kitchen table's there for.

[00:33:43]>> Okay.

[00:33:44]>> When you're watching TV.

[00:33:45]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:33:45]>> You eat at the kitchen table looking through your living room.

[00:33:48]>> No. No. No. But there's TV food and then there's couch food.

[00:33:52]>> Oh, we grew up differently, brother. All food. Food is TV food.

[00:33:55]>> Okay. No. Popcorn.

[00:33:58]>> No. Agree.

[00:33:59]>> You agree?

[00:33:59]>> All food is TV food.

[00:34:00]>> Popcorn. Pretzel. Like pretzel chips.

[00:34:03]>> I'll eat a full meal in front of the TV.

[00:34:05]That's how we grew up.

[00:34:06]>> Yeah. What about you, Andreas?

[00:34:07]>> Of course.

[00:34:08]>> Okay.

[00:34:08]>> A full meal.

[00:34:09]>> We didn't do that.

[00:34:10]>> You You're not talking to each other.

[00:34:12]>> I refuse to do it.

[00:34:13]>> So, you sit at the table alone?

[00:34:14]>> I have an expensive rug. I don't want falling asleep with salsa verde all over it. [laughter] >> Well, the good news is when you sell your Ferrari, you can get me a rug.

[00:34:22]>> All right. You know, you you when you're eating alone at the home, you sit >> at the kitchen table >> by yourself.

[00:34:29]>> Yeah.

[00:34:30]>> Paint that. Someone paint that. Someone at home, please paint that.

[00:34:33]>> It's Yeah. It's normal.

[00:34:34]>> And you guys and you guys somewhere at the universe are eating alone at the exact same time. Yeah.

[00:34:38]>> And it's just above Carlos. It's a little tiny swinging light.

[00:34:42]>> Yeah.

[00:34:42]>> You know, and above and above you, it's a beautiful chandelier.

[00:34:45]>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. And you salsa all the [ __ ] body, dude.

[00:34:50]>> Yeah, dude. This morning I did something that I had never done before. So last night we saw the movie Obsession, my girlfriend and I. And she's a witch.

[00:34:58]>> Correct.

[00:34:58]>> Okay. And the movie is very witchy.

[00:35:01][snorts] >> Okay.

[00:35:02]>> She gave you a wish stick.

[00:35:04]>> What?

[00:35:04]>> She gave you a wish stick.

[00:35:06]>> Yeah. Yeah. So >> a what?

[00:35:07]>> Wish don't ruin the movie.

[00:35:10]>> She gave you a wish stick.

[00:35:12]>> Yeah. Yeah. So we went to Bob's Big Boy.

[00:35:15]>> Mistake number one.

[00:35:16]>> Yeah. Right next to us >> cuz you wanted to get diarrhea.

[00:35:19]>> Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to get diary right before went to bed and we're sitting on the um the lobby and waiting for our table and I heard this buzzing.

[00:35:29]You mean it was funny neon light or >> No, the the flies. They have flies [laughter] all over. They're in the kitchen.

[00:35:36]>> Okay, >> go ahead.

[00:35:38]>> It's Bob [laughter] >> just sitting next to me. Anyway, >> welcome.

[00:35:45]>> So, um I go, "Do you hear that? Do you hear it? the buzzing. She goes, "I don't hear the buzzing." I thought she was gaslighting me.

[00:35:52]>> Your Oh, your girlfriend said this.

[00:35:53]>> Yeah. And then in the So, and then late at night, right when we're about to go to bed, she went she kind of tried to scare me.

[00:36:01]>> Oh.

[00:36:02]>> She went ah in the light.

[00:36:03]>> Why?

[00:36:04]>> Because we saw a horror movie.

[00:36:06]>> So, this morning she was out in the kitchen and I and she knows not to ever wake me up, [snorts] right? So, I built my body on the bed with pillows. smart, >> right? And then what I did was I pushed the um nightstand closer to my bed so I can fit in the corner of the of the room and I had a hoodie on backwards.

[00:36:30]>> Mhm.

[00:36:31]>> With the hoodie over my face.

[00:36:32]>> Right.

[00:36:33]>> Right. I was crouched down and I stayed down there for 45 minutes >> waiting for >> waiting for her to come in. Okay.

[00:36:40][laughter] And eventually like everything started getting sore. So, I asked Honey, Jules's mom. I go, I'll I'll read you the text.

[00:36:48]Hold on.

[00:36:50]>> So, people know that this is real.

[00:36:51]>> I mean, I 100% believe this. There's no doubt in my mind this is real.

[00:36:54]>> Okay. But really, >> it's so funny.

[00:36:57]>> Is it or no?

[00:36:58]>> Yes. It's I mean, that's what an elaborate ruse. I hope the payoff is worth it.

[00:37:02]>> Yeah. Yeah. It was real. So, I go tell Satie to wake me up because I have to pick up my glasses.

[00:37:10]>> So, good.

[00:37:11]>> All right. I'm trying to scare her. So, if you tell her I'm trying to scare her, I'll fire you. [laughter] >> That's love, >> right? Don't [ __ ] this up. I'm [ __ ] serious.

[00:37:20]>> You sound like you're serious. Yeah.

[00:37:22]>> Yeah. I was serious because I had been sitting there >> for >> in this tight space for 45 minutes.

[00:37:26]>> All right. So, she comes in.

[00:37:27]>> She comes in and she wakes tries to wake me up and she thinks it's me.

[00:37:31]>> Yeah. Because I formed it like a body.

[00:37:34]>> You know what I mean? AND I GO [screaming] RIGHT. SHE screamed and there What is it about that that feels good?

[00:37:43]>> Making making someone scared.

[00:37:45]>> Yeah.

[00:37:45]>> Oh, it's the best thing.

[00:37:46]>> Do you do that to your wife >> all the time?

[00:37:48]>> Yeah. Yeah. It's so fun.

[00:37:49]>> Sometimes I scare I over scare.

[00:37:52]>> Yeah. Yeah. I think I over scared her.

[00:37:53]>> Like one time she was she was doing laundry back and forth and I jumped out and I pushed her down the stairs.

[00:38:00][laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one.

[00:38:04]>> Yeah. I really got her. I got her good >> and I used a coat hanger. You know what?

[00:38:07][laughter] Actually, you know what the old school like dad dad dad thing that I my dad did to us that I always do is when she's walking in front of the car.

[00:38:15]I always hit God damn like that. Yeah.

[00:38:18]It's just it's fun. You have to do the little one.

[00:38:21]>> Yeah. You have to do it.

[00:38:23]>> Yeah. You have to scare I I mean I've done laying down >> like she's in the bathroom and I'm laying down.

[00:38:29]>> Oh, that's fun. Right. And so she opens the door and my head's just down here.

[00:38:34][laughter] Right. I'm also going to get a mannequin of myself. How do you do that?

[00:38:38]>> Adam Ray.

[00:38:39]>> Yeah, [laughter] I don't know. He has all those people.

[00:38:43]>> All the [ __ ] prosthetic people he can get.

[00:38:46]>> I'm going to have me standing in the dark.

[00:38:48]>> He'll want the mannequin as a character, though. [laughter] >> You're going to have to lend it to him at some point.

[00:38:52]>> Oh, yeah. For sure. Cuz it's you. We'll go 50/50 on it.

[00:38:55]>> Okay.

[00:38:56]>> Yeah. Yeah. And I want him standing in the dark. And she goes, "Bobby, I see you." Right. But in the dark. So she'll just see a silhouette. And from behind, I scare her. That's so good.

[00:39:05]>> It's a good one.

[00:39:06]>> Now, when do you stab?

[00:39:07]>> Oh, you stab when she go when she starts to like we should get married.

[00:39:11][laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:39:13]>> All right. You want to bring in one of your kids?

[00:39:16]>> Sure.

[00:39:16]>> Bob gets to pick.

[00:39:17]>> You want to pick?

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[00:40:49]>> [music] >> I'm Andrew Santino. I'm Bobby Lelay.

[00:40:54]>> AND WELCOME TO THE BAD GAME SHOW.

[00:40:57]>> It's the Bad Game Show.

[00:40:59]>> And once again, thank you to Bobby's mom.

[00:41:01]>> Back off. I mess you up.

[00:41:03]>> Let's start this game. Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're pointing at. What's this right here, guys?

[00:41:08]>> What is this right here?

[00:41:10]>> Kevin Spacy, Epstein, Weinstein. What do they have in common?

[00:41:14]>> They're all scumbags. Yeah. [music] >> Incorrect. These are all classic New York guys. [laughter] >> Oh my god.

[00:41:20]>> Is this the game where we have to figure out what the f your mother is saying?

[00:41:25]>> How old is my wife?

[00:41:27]>> I'm going to put as many marshmallows [music] as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth.

[00:41:30]>> If you were in prison, dude, easy access.

[00:41:32]>> I am thoroughly aroused.

[00:41:34]>> Is this your son?

[00:41:35]>> Oh my god. How did I get here?

[00:41:38]>> I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian.

[00:41:41]>> Wow.

[00:41:42]>> YEAH. [screaming] >> STOP HITTING on my mom. Okay. Our next game time to get handsy [laughter] buzz in before he does cuz it's aing game show.

[00:41:52][screaming] >> JANUARY 911 SHOW you [ __ ] >> Was that a good Do you consider that a good episode or what's [laughter] >> what's the barometer?

[00:42:06]>> Who do we have here?

[00:42:08]>> I'm going to guess their names. Chimbo.

[00:42:11]>> No. Allora.

[00:42:13]>> Allora means well in Italian. Yeah.

[00:42:15]Yeah.

[00:42:16]>> Chimbo and uh >> Palco.

[00:42:20]>> Balokco.

[00:42:21]>> Chimbo. Balokco. How close are we?

[00:42:23]What's your name?

[00:42:24]>> I'm Jack.

[00:42:26]>> Not close at all.

[00:42:27]>> Not close. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:42:28]>> What about you?

[00:42:28]>> Catherine.

[00:42:29]>> Hi, Catherine.

[00:42:30]>> Yeah. It's a bad miss.

[00:42:31]>> So, Jack, um, >> are you nimble?

[00:42:34]>> Are you [snorts] quick?

[00:42:35]>> A little. Yeah.

[00:42:35]>> When's the last time you played basketball? Cuz >> what the [ __ ] is going on here? Did >> you just play a game with basketball?

[00:42:44]>> No.

[00:42:45]>> Okay.

[00:42:45]>> No, just Jack likes basketball.

[00:42:47][laughter] >> I do like basketball.

[00:42:49]>> All right. Do you do play basketball, Jack?

[00:42:51]>> Uh, from time to time. Like >> there's a court outside my house back.

[00:42:55]>> Okay.

[00:42:56]>> I Sometimes when you bring people on the show, they answer like they're being subpoenaed.

[00:42:59]>> Yeah. Everything's fine.

[00:43:00]>> Jack, what do you do for fun? What's Jack do for fun?

[00:43:02]>> Um, I like watching movies.

[00:43:05]>> Yeah. What do you want to You want to be a director?

[00:43:07]>> Yeah, >> that's what you want to do.

[00:43:08]>> That's That's the goal.

[00:43:09]>> And Katherine, what do you want to do?

[00:43:10]Uh, I'd like to be a screenwriter.

[00:43:12]>> You want to be a screenwriter?

[00:43:13]>> Yes.

[00:43:14]>> You like sitting at the computer all day?

[00:43:16]>> Yeah, basically. [clears throat] >> What do you write? Do you write fantasy?

[00:43:18]>> Um, I write horror stuff mainly.

[00:43:21]>> Ah, did you see Obsession?

[00:43:23]>> No, I really want to though. I think I'm going to go on Friday, maybe.

[00:43:26]>> Yeah. You're in LA?

[00:43:27]>> Mhm.

[00:43:28]>> Okay, good.

[00:43:28]>> Can you pitch me a concept of a horror movie? Like an elevator pitch? Give me your elevator pitch.

[00:43:33]>> Yeah. And and we'll add on.

[00:43:35]>> Okay.

[00:43:36]>> Yeah. Yeah, we do.

[00:43:37]>> Cuz we're writers as well.

[00:43:38]>> And we will want credit for it.

[00:43:39]>> Yeah.

[00:43:39]>> Okay. I just wrote one um this past year for >> we just wrote we're gonna write it together. Go ahead. Yeah. It's ours.

[00:43:46]>> Uh it's a western um it's set in 1899 and it's >> 1904 story [laughter] >> 1904.

[00:43:54]>> If you don't mind if you don't mind. I got to throw my Yeah. Yeah. Sure. As a producer credit. I got to I got to add my >> Just cuz we're better. It's better if it's in the 20th century.

[00:44:02]>> Right. Thank you.

[00:44:03]>> Can we make it 1904?

[00:44:04]>> Yeah, sure. Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

[00:44:05]>> Um and the main character Thomas and Bell is on this frame. Let me stop you right there.

[00:44:10]>> Dmitri.

[00:44:11]>> Yeah. Dimmitri and Dmitri and uh and Barbaduke.

[00:44:15]>> Okay.

[00:44:15]>> No, no. Barbaduke is h it's a it's a horror movie already.

[00:44:18]>> Barbaduc.

[00:44:19]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:44:19]>> Oh, so Dimmitri and Toe. Her name is >> Wait, wait. That's the full name is what she was saying, not two people.

[00:44:24]>> Yeah. Thomas and Bell. First name, last name.

[00:44:27]>> Thomas and Bell.

[00:44:28]>> Thomasson.

[00:44:29]>> Thomas and Bell.

[00:44:30]>> The gentleman's name is Thomasson.

[00:44:31]>> Yeah. Yeah. Just call him Tom.

[00:44:32]>> Thomas. [laughter] Yeah.

[00:44:34]>> So, we're not doing Dmitri anymore?

[00:44:36]>> Yeah, we're not doing Demetri. You know what? Call him big T.

[00:44:39]>> Big T. Yeah, T. Yeah, just T.

[00:44:42]>> Okay.

[00:44:42]>> Okay.

[00:44:43]>> 1904. It's T.

[00:44:45]>> Okay. T is working on a ranch and it's being terrorized.

[00:44:48]>> Not a ranch. Not a ranch.

[00:44:49]>> Okay. Time out. The first >> It's not a ranch.

[00:44:52]>> It's the first meth laboratory.

[00:44:53]>> Verse meth. Crystal meth laboratory.

[00:44:55]>> Ever. Ever. So, >> and it's an airplane hanger. It's not a ranch.

[00:44:59]>> Okay.

[00:44:59]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:45:00]>> And also terrorized by who?

[00:45:02]>> Werewolf.

[00:45:03]>> No, no, no. Like that at all.

[00:45:04]>> A country.

[00:45:05]>> Yeah. [laughter] I know. I know. I know.

[00:45:08]>> Lithuanian.

[00:45:09]>> Lithuanian.

[00:45:10]>> Is that fine?

[00:45:11]>> Yeah.

[00:45:11]>> All right. So, so pitch it back to us again. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:45:14]>> Okay. [laughter] >> So, Big T is working out of uh >> What year is it? What year is it?

[00:45:21]>> 1904.

[00:45:22]>> Okay. All right.

[00:45:23]>> Okay. It's 1904 and Big T is working at a airplane hanger.

[00:45:27]>> Yeah. But what are they making?

[00:45:28]>> So, what do they make there? What's >> the first? [laughter] >> Yeah. Meth lab.

[00:45:33]>> Okay. Go ahead. Yep.

[00:45:34]>> And it's being terrorized by Did We Decide >> Lithuania, right? Okay.

[00:45:39]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:45:40]>> Okay.

[00:45:41]>> Yeah.

[00:45:42]>> That's the pitch.

[00:45:42]>> That's the pitch. What happens in the story?

[00:45:46]>> What happens to T? [laughter] >> I don't know.

[00:45:49]>> What?

[00:45:49]>> I don't know.

[00:45:50]>> Yeah, we do.

[00:45:51]>> We do know. We know what happens to T.

[00:45:53]>> So, one of the Lithuanians, uh, T falls in love with one of the Lithuanians that's terrorizing, and they actually kind of double, you know, they double, uh, what is that? Double agent. They double agent the Lithuanian over overlords, you know, who are like organizing this.

[00:46:08]>> But the problem is he's addicted to meth.

[00:46:10]>> Yeah. He's he is fully addicted to addict.

[00:46:12]>> Yeah. And she's trying to help him get sober, too.

[00:46:15]>> Okay.

[00:46:15]>> Which he gives it heart.

[00:46:16]>> She's in the program.

[00:46:17]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, the program didn't start until 1935.

[00:46:20]>> Then this place, this place in 1935.

[00:46:22]>> 1940. Then >> define 1940.

[00:46:24]>> Yeah. 1940. All right.

[00:46:25]>> And then what's the girl's name? The Lithuanian girl.

[00:46:27]>> What?

[00:46:28]>> What's the Lithuanian girl's name?

[00:46:29]>> P.

[00:46:30]>> Keep it simple.

[00:46:31]>> P and TN.

[00:46:32]>> Yeah. TV.

[00:46:33]>> Okay. [laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:46:34]>> Okay. Good.

[00:46:35]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:46:36]>> I love this pitch.

[00:46:36]>> I love this pitch. So, what's the horror element of it, though?

[00:46:40]>> Well, it was werewolves until we changed it to >> Lithuanian.

[00:46:44]Lithuanians say you can't call Oh, you can.

[00:46:47]>> Yeah. Okay. [laughter] >> Yeah. I don't think we care.

[00:46:50]>> I think they're one of those countries that no one cares.

[00:46:52]>> Lithuanian werewolves. Well, we were going to fund this project, but I guess we do it now.

[00:46:56]>> Do you have a pitch, Jack?

[00:46:59]>> I don't think I can top that. No, but do you have a pitch of your own movie?

[00:47:02]>> You have to try.

[00:47:03]>> We can help you.

[00:47:04]>> Well, I I Okay. Okay. Okay. And and chime in. Chime in.

[00:47:07]>> Oh, of course. We're producers and this >> the runners of the show >> gives us permission on our show to chime in. Hysterical.

[00:47:14]>> It's insane.

[00:47:15]>> Hysterical.

[00:47:15]>> Yeah. Sorry about the basketball show.

[00:47:17]>> I love Yeah. You You attacked him and now he's >> Yeah. Now you're being an [ __ ] >> No. No. No. Not an [ __ ] you, Jack.

[00:47:23]>> He's defending himself. [laughter] >> Jack, defend yourself.

[00:47:25]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's this um we follow this artist who's like he makes like sculptures and stuff and he's like >> Michelangelo.

[00:47:34]>> Yes.

[00:47:36]>> Yeah. [laughter] >> Is it Michelangelo?

[00:47:38]>> No.

[00:47:39]>> Can we call him Michelangelo?

[00:47:41]>> But if you want it to be Michelangelo.

[00:47:43]>> No, we don't want it to be Michelangelo.

[00:47:44]He's like Michelangelo the eighth.

[00:47:46]>> Okay.

[00:47:47]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's the her there's a hereditary line here.

[00:47:50]>> And what does he do, Jack? Um well he he makes sculptures but he's been struggling be because he like made like a a sculpture in college and it was like his magnumopus and he hasn't hit that peak since let's think about the sculpture he made.

[00:48:05]>> Well the sculpture comes to life.

[00:48:07]>> Well but what's the sculpture that he made that people don't they don't like it.

[00:48:10]>> It's Hitler. [laughter] >> He sculpts Hitler and he comes back to >> What year is this?

[00:48:15]>> Modern day.

[00:48:16]>> Oh it's modern day. Yeah. Yeah. I say Marco Rubio. Rubio.

[00:48:21]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] I say Marco Rubio.

[00:48:25]>> He made a Marco Rubio statue.

[00:48:27]>> Okay.

[00:48:27]>> Okay.

[00:48:28]>> And it came to life.

[00:48:29]>> Michelangelo the eighth. Mhm.

[00:48:31]>> Yeah. And then what happened? He came Marco Rubio came to life.

[00:48:34]>> Marco Rubio came to life.

[00:48:35]>> Yeah. Yeah. So then there's two Marco Rubios.

[00:48:38]>> That's crazy.

[00:48:38]>> That is insane, dude.

[00:48:40]>> Well, I I will say both these projects they fall in love.

[00:48:42]>> Will fund.

[00:48:42]>> No, they fall in love.

[00:48:43]>> They fall in love.

[00:48:44]>> Marco and Marco fall in love.

[00:48:45]>> Marco. Marco.

[00:48:46]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:48:46]>> I love this. I think that one's good.

[00:48:49]And that one's good, too.

[00:48:50]>> [laughter] >> I'm not done with the pitch.

[00:48:51]>> I'm done.

[00:48:53]>> They have a a Havana in Cuba.

[00:48:57]>> Yeah. Little Havana.

[00:48:58]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:48:59]>> Yeah.

[00:48:59]>> Right. Yeah.

[00:49:00]>> And there's like it's like heated rivalry. [laughter] >> I knew I knew it was going to get gay.

[00:49:07]>> It's got to go gay. You guys are >> very good pitch. Everyone's going to pitch. Everyone think of a show idea.

[00:49:12]Thank you for coming.

[00:49:13]>> He's going to He's going to get you to pitch something something else out there.

[00:49:15]>> We're pitching today.

[00:49:16]>> Okay. He's going to swap out. Thank you guys. So fun. Did you guys have fun?

[00:49:19]Yeah.

[00:49:20]>> Insane, right? Doesn't make any sense.

[00:49:22]>> The name of this show >> makes no sense this whole show. Okay, switch out.

[00:49:26]>> Thank you guys.

[00:49:28]>> All of these young people coming in here look like they were made at Quinnipak.

[00:49:33]>> Like the school made them.

[00:49:34]>> No, they look like they're from Hogwarts.

[00:49:36]>> Yes.

[00:49:37]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:49:37]>> Quinnipic.

[00:49:38]>> Yeah. What's your name?

[00:49:39]>> My name is Riley.

[00:49:40]>> Riley. What's your name, sir?

[00:49:41]>> I'm Jacob.

[00:49:42]>> You're Jacob. Do you guys Are you two friends?

[00:49:44]>> No.

[00:49:45]>> No. [laughter] >> Why? Why?

[00:49:48]>> I don't. Riley, why don't you like Jacob?

[00:49:51]>> Where do I start?

[00:49:52]>> Start from the beginning. That's the best part.

[00:49:55]>> How long have you been here?

[00:49:56]>> Jacob, >> I've I've met you 5 days ago.

[00:49:58]>> And you already pissed me off. Um >> Okay. How did he piss you off?

[00:50:02]>> He just He doesn't know when to stop talking.

[00:50:04]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:50:05]>> I I don't know what I did.

[00:50:06]>> Why do you talk?

[00:50:08]>> Thank you.

[00:50:09]>> Yeah. Why? Why you keep talking, dog?

[00:50:10]>> Communication. It's what I went to school for.

[00:50:13]>> Yeah.

[00:50:13]>> Went to school. You're still in school.

[00:50:15]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:50:16]>> This sounds like a crush. This is like >> Yeah. There's a love here.

[00:50:19]>> There's something underneath it.

[00:50:20]>> Yeah. There's a deep love here.

[00:50:21]>> Because this WHOLE YEAH. NO. NO.

[00:50:24]>> OF COURSE NOT.

[00:50:25]>> NO. NO. Something's >> I'm in love with Riley. What? No.

[00:50:29]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:50:30]>> If it is, it's one-sided.

[00:50:31]>> WHAT DO YOU WHOA.

[00:50:33]>> OKAY. They like each other. It's so pure.

[00:50:36]>> Oh.

[00:50:36]>> Oh. The twist.

[00:50:38]>> Jacob, are you willing to get surgery?

[00:50:41][laughter] >> The twist. You're You like ladies?

[00:50:45]>> Yes. Is that a problem?

[00:50:47]>> No. Uh, no. No. There's never been a problem.

[00:50:48]>> Why would that be a problem? Well, it's a problem for Jacob, for sure.

[00:50:51]>> It's not a problem with me. I don't care.

[00:50:53]>> Whoa. You Whoa. You You can do better than Riley. [laughter] >> I hope so.

[00:50:58]>> I hope so, too. Jake.

[00:51:00]>> Jacob, what do you Jacob? Okay, so now that we established you guys don't like each other for literally no reason at all.

[00:51:05]>> Yep.

[00:51:05]>> Yeah.

[00:51:05]>> Um, what do you do, Jacob? You're a writer. What do you want to do?

[00:51:08]>> Uh, I'm still deciding my place in the film industry. You're writer, director, producer.

[00:51:14]>> Okay.

[00:51:14]>> Something on the creative end. I don't like editing. Okay. No. Okay. Good.

[00:51:17]>> It's a nightmare. Only weirdos like editing.

[00:51:21]>> Yeah.

[00:51:21]>> Right. Fance.

[00:51:22]>> Fancy B.

[00:51:23]>> He loves it.

[00:51:24]>> Loves it. And let me guess.

[00:51:26]>> Yeah.

[00:51:27]>> No. Please guess. I'm excited.

[00:51:28]>> You want to be in front of the camera?

[00:51:31]>> How could you tell? Like a little bit.

[00:51:33]>> Yeah. Because of your energy.

[00:51:35]>> Yeah.

[00:51:36]>> Yeah. Any of you guys have a Venmo?

[00:51:38]>> Yes.

[00:51:39]>> Yes.

[00:51:39]>> All right. I'm going to Venmo one of you guys and you're going to take the whole group to dinner tonight.

[00:51:45]I I usually pay for everyone's dinner anyways, but thank you.

[00:51:48]>> That's awesome. [laughter] Thank you.

[00:51:50]>> Oh, I'm sorry. Please don't leave. I feel bad.

[00:51:52]>> Oh, no.

[00:51:53]>> My father is rolling right now.

[00:51:54]>> I'm going to say that again.

[00:51:55]>> Did your father not know you were a lesbian?

[00:51:57]>> No.

[00:51:58]>> Oh, he knows now.

[00:51:59]>> Oh, wow. Oh, >> wait. He doesn't know.

[00:52:01]>> I'm sorry that [laughter] >> Yeah, we can cut that out if you want.

[00:52:03]>> Oh, no. I don't care. It's fine.

[00:52:05]>> Well, this is how you're coming out.

[00:52:06]>> I'm bad friends. What?

[00:52:08]>> Incredible.

[00:52:09]>> What? He never watches this. He doesn't watch YouTube, period.

[00:52:12]>> Well, he's going to now. I hope so, [laughter] >> cuz all of his friends at work are going to be like, "I saw your daughter on my favorite show >> and she's gay."

[00:52:22]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:52:22]>> I don't think it would be much of a surprise for him.

[00:52:24]>> Oh, your dad knew.

[00:52:25]>> Did you tell your mom?

[00:52:27]>> Yes.

[00:52:27]>> And your mom's reaction was what?

[00:52:29]>> Um, I told her when we were in the car so that if something bad happened, it would at least take both of us out.

[00:52:34]>> Oh.

[00:52:35]>> Oh, >> good plan. You You think your father would be angry?

[00:52:39]No, I think he'd just be a little bit disappointed cuz I'm the youngest at four. So, if anything, he'd look at me and be like, "Good. No more grandchildren."

[00:52:46]>> No, no, no. That's crazy.

[00:52:47]>> That's not crazy talking about.

[00:52:48]>> And how many other The other siblings are boys and girls?

[00:52:51]>> Uh, I have one brother and two older sisters.

[00:52:53]>> Oh, that's fine. It's fine.

[00:52:54]>> If you were an only child, I'd say, "Yeah, you really Jesus Christ." But, you know, it's when you I I hear I don't know if this is genetically um real, but I hear the more kids you have, the youngest one has more of a chance of becoming gay or lesbian >> or just messed up in the head.

[00:53:12]>> I'm on your side on this, I think.

[00:53:14][laughter] >> The conflict. I I really do. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:53:18]I think you're Yeah.

[00:53:20]>> Jacob.

[00:53:20]>> Yeah.

[00:53:21]>> Jacob. Yeah.

[00:53:22]>> Jacob.

[00:53:23]>> I think I'm on your side.

[00:53:24]>> It's cuz I'm Jewish, isn't it?

[00:53:25]>> So is Jacob.

[00:53:26]>> So is Jacob.

[00:53:27]>> Are you not Jewish? No, I'm >> Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. [laughter] >> Jacob. Jacob.

[00:53:33]>> Jacob. You're Jewish, >> bro. You should have just agreed.

[00:53:36]>> Jacob, get a >> What are you doing?

[00:53:37]>> If you're not, get a 23 AND ME. DON'T [laughter] >> CUZ >> Thank you. You're there, bro.

[00:53:42]>> But don't don't get it in Israel cuz they don't they don't allow it.

[00:53:45][laughter] >> They don't.

[00:53:46]>> No, you'd have to take it 3,000 years ago or something.

[00:53:49]>> Yeah. Yeah. All right. You guys have been great.

[00:53:50]>> You guys are Thank you guys. You guys are the best. Th this was actually we thought this was a love story and it turned out to be not a love story.

[00:54:00]>> But but but you are going to show each other love from here on out >> in my studio. Be nice.

[00:54:06]>> Yes sir.

[00:54:06]>> Be nice.

[00:54:07]>> We'll be nice.

[00:54:08]>> Buenos amigo.

[00:54:10][laughter] >> How could you tell?

[00:54:14]>> Am I right?

[00:54:15]>> You're right.

[00:54:15]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:54:16]>> Put that mic near your mouth.

[00:54:18]>> Yeah. Get closer to your mouth.

[00:54:19]>> All right. What's your name?

[00:54:20]>> Uh my name is Jack as well. Jack Aswell.

[00:54:22]>> Yep.

[00:54:23]>> Jack Aswell.

[00:54:25]>> Jack Aswell.

[00:54:25]>> Jack Aswell.

[00:54:26]>> Jackasswipe.

[00:54:27]>> Jack, what do you just say this for me?

[00:54:29]>> Jack as well.

[00:54:30]>> Interesting. [laughter] >> Please.

[00:54:34]>> Interesting.

[00:54:36]>> And I'll say pers.

[00:54:38]>> Per se.

[00:54:39]>> No. Go. No. Go. Pers.

[00:54:40]>> Per se.

[00:54:41]>> Yeah.

[00:54:41]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very good. Do you watch Love on the Spectrum?

[00:54:46]>> Tiny bit.

[00:54:46]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:54:47]>> I I got into like two episodes. My friend was making me watch the finale of like what the fourth season.

[00:54:52]>> Yeah.

[00:54:53]>> I was like >> that that's not your brother. [laughter] >> You don't know that man?

[00:54:58]>> Uh Twice removed.

[00:55:00]>> Cousin, [laughter] >> I got to tell you, dude. How do you teach these people?

[00:55:06]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:55:07]>> Jack, can you pitch me a movie?

[00:55:09]>> Uh, sure.

[00:55:10]>> Okay. Are you offended right now?

[00:55:12]>> No, sir.

[00:55:13]>> Okay, good. Let's move on.

[00:55:14]>> All right. Uh, I was actually thinking about making this a law in college.

[00:55:17]>> Kind eyes.

[00:55:18]>> He's a kind guy. I don't know.

[00:55:19]>> He's got kind eyes.

[00:55:20]>> Yeah, you're a sweet guy.

[00:55:21]>> Kind face.

[00:55:22]>> Give me a pitch, Jack.

[00:55:24]>> All right. So, this college student, he's feeling like he's getting followed every night when he's going back to his dorm. Long day of classes.

[00:55:35]>> Not long dick classes.

[00:55:38]>> I thought you said long dick as well.

[00:55:40]>> Long day of classes. Long day.

[00:55:42]>> Does he have a long dick? This college student?

[00:55:44]>> Yeah.

[00:55:45]>> It's helpful for the film if we're selling. It's a writer room. You could say it.

[00:55:48]>> We'll see. We'll see a closeup at the beginning of the movie. We'll see like the outline of his dick.

[00:55:53]>> Yeah. Does it go down below his knees is what I'm saying.

[00:55:58]>> More like ankle height.

[00:56:00]>> We say Oh, we say knees.

[00:56:03]>> Knees.

[00:56:03]>> Knees. Yeah. Knees. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:56:05]>> All right. So, go ahead. This guy followed. Okay. Uh, [laughter] this guy with this really nice [ __ ] is being followed.

[00:56:10]>> Very long, though.

[00:56:11]>> I know why he's being followed. I'll tell you that.

[00:56:13]>> Yeah.

[00:56:14]>> Someone's Someone wants to suck that big beautiful penis. Yeah. Yeah. Super long, but okay. So, go ahead.

[00:56:19]>> He's got this bad feeling of someone being behind him. Looks around. No one's there. Goes to bed, thinks there's someone in the corner, but he just stares at it. Doesn't >> doesn't acknowledge it.

[00:56:30]>> Wow. I like it so far. This is a real pitch.

[00:56:33]>> I know.

[00:56:33]>> I can see it. Yeah.

[00:56:34]>> Yeah. Go ahead.

[00:56:36]>> And he gets tired throughout the day. Uh he decides to party. Nothing crazy happens at this party, but >> he just feels like he's getting followed every day, every night, whenever he's walking alone.

[00:56:49]>> You're not repeating the movie It Follows, right?

[00:56:51]>> No. [laughter] >> It does sound like >> It sounds like Okay, keep going.

[00:56:56]>> That's about I haven't actually seen that movie.

[00:56:57]>> Okay, >> but uh No. Uh >> so he goes after Jack. Jack, Jack, let's get to it.

[00:57:04]>> Yes, sir.

[00:57:05]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:57:06]>> No. uh end of the week with all this bad mojo around him, he sees that uh in class there's this test that he forgot to study for. Yeah.

[00:57:16]>> And that's what was following him this entire time. Like he's been wasting his time study uh partying, drinking.

[00:57:24]>> He's got nothing actually following him.

[00:57:27]He's just been thinking about that test in the back of his head.

[00:57:31]>> The test?

[00:57:32]>> Yeah, it's a test.

[00:57:33]>> Homework.

[00:57:33]>> Homework.

[00:57:35]We got to make it a monster, you know.

[00:57:37]>> No. Okay. No, we keep it as is.

[00:57:39][laughter] >> Can it be a vague like >> No, no one's going to watch it, but >> it's a short film.

[00:57:44]>> I understand that.

[00:57:47]>> It's a very short film.

[00:57:48]>> It's It's so short. [laughter] >> Yeah. I mean, >> unlike his penis.

[00:57:51]>> Yeah.

[00:57:52]>> There you go.

[00:57:53]>> That's That's the hook.

[00:57:54]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:57:55]>> This film is short, but the actor's penis isn't.

[00:57:58]>> Yeah.

[00:57:58]>> And that's kind of the pitch.

[00:58:00]>> Yeah. Oh, how about this?

[00:58:01]>> He's He has a test, right? Yep.

[00:58:04]>> So you see as a director, right, you see his face only his face from shoulder up, right?

[00:58:12]>> Right. And you hear him writing >> the test, right? Right. Right. And then in frame, he puts his hand up like this.

[00:58:19]Right. In the other frame, he puts his hands up like this and it's his penis riding [laughter] >> like an octopus.

[00:58:26]>> So good.

[00:58:28]>> His [ __ ] his [ __ ] riding.

[00:58:30]>> I could see it. Imagine >> maybe like those footsteps were just like his dick hitting the [laughter] >> That's exactly what it is, dude.

[00:58:36]>> When it was following, he was dragging his penis the whole time.

[00:58:39]>> His penis was following him. [laughter] >> Yeah. And that's a good story.

[00:58:45]>> I'm so glad I had these producers helping.

[00:58:47]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We were able to, you know. So, go ahead. Your pitch.

[00:58:52]>> So, I'm thinking like a methaddicted grocery delivery driver.

[00:58:56]>> I'm in.

[00:58:57]>> Yeah. I mean, I'm already in. Okay, great. Uh, drops.

[00:59:00]>> Are there werewolves?

[00:59:01]>> There's no werewolves. [laughter] >> Any Lithuanians at all?

[00:59:04]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:59:05]>> No Lithuanians. Just poor >> grocery delivery driver with me.

[00:59:11]>> Who's played?

[00:59:12]>> Stay. Let Let him pitch it.

[00:59:13]>> I mean, this is an easy cast. I go Simon Rex. You know, I love Red Rocket. Have you seen Red Rocket?

[00:59:18]>> Yeah, we know Simon.

[00:59:19]>> Yeah.

[00:59:20]>> Yeah.

[00:59:20]>> So, I I go him. That's his niche, you know. Um, has to drop bags off at this old lady's house.

[00:59:26]>> Okay. Um, and they could sort of communicate because she's like passed out in the upstairs, but she still has to get down and get the groceries. And at some point, I think she's going to fall and he has to break in to the house to, you know, >> how are they communicating? Through cell phone?

[00:59:42]>> No, I think uh I don't know.

[00:59:44]>> The window morse code.

[00:59:47]>> What are you doing in this pitch?

[00:59:48][laughter] >> We're already making your movie.

[00:59:51]>> This guy's really greedy.

[00:59:53]>> Yeah, he's really greedy.

[00:59:54]>> He wants both movies.

[00:59:54]>> Yeah, he wants both movies. I have ideas. You're going to make it just fine.

[00:59:57]>> Is that That's the movie pitch.

[00:59:58]>> No, it wasn't over.

[00:59:59]>> Okay. [laughter] >> I don't know. It's a slog. Um, you know, he's going to break in.

[01:00:04]>> When you're pitching something, don't call it a slog. [laughter] >> I think that's the first bat. Uh, [snorts] he's going to break in eventually. Maybe he'll steal something.

[01:00:13]It's money. It might be meth, but I don't want that to be revealed until the end. And then he called the police to come get her, and then she's realized that she's been robbed. And it's the beauty that he called the police on himself. And that is what I thought of.

[01:00:26]Yeah.

[01:00:26]>> Two minutes.

[01:00:27]>> You got to make him kill the old lady.

[01:00:29]>> Yeah.

[01:00:29]>> You think?

[01:00:30]>> Yeah. He's got a >> He's the old lady casting. I was trying to think of that, but I couldn't do >> Yeah, we're not making this movie.

[01:00:35][laughter] >> No, >> we're not at the process of casting that. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:00:39]>> I don't know. You did the lead, though.

[01:00:40]>> I know. But we have We have to find a long dick person for the him. [laughter] >> All right.

[01:00:44]>> That's a fun cast.

[01:00:45]>> So, that's the first casting, and we're trying to think through our minds.

[01:00:48]>> We're going to spend a long time on that casting.

[01:00:50]>> That'll be months >> cuz we're not CGIing or AIing this, right? the real deal. The real deal.

[01:00:55]We're going to method this. You know what I mean? What color preference?

[01:01:01]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It makes it easier.

[01:01:03]Easier to find.

[01:01:04]>> You can pick any color. Well, make it harder for us.

[01:01:06]>> Yeah. It would take >> That's the name of the movie. Make it harder.

[01:01:09]>> Make them Asian.

[01:01:10]>> Make it Asian.

[01:01:10]>> You're We're never going to make this movie. [laughter] >> Jack and Jack.

[01:01:14]>> Yeah.

[01:01:15]>> Jack and Jack.

[01:01:15]>> No. No. Oliver.

[01:01:16]>> Oliver. Yeah.

[01:01:17]>> Why'd you say Jack, too?

[01:01:19]>> Cuz there was another Jack that was earlier here.

[01:01:21]>> Was there in the first That kid's name was Jack. Yeah, >> that first guy's name is Jack.

[01:01:24]>> Great pitches, guys.

[01:01:26]>> Very good, Oliver. Great pitch. You guys are the best.

[01:01:28]>> Thanks for having me.

[01:01:29]>> Thanks for [applause] having us.

[01:01:30]>> Bobb's going to take you guys out to dinner or well, give you money for dinner. So, pick a fun place.

[01:01:35]>> He'll be there.

[01:01:36]>> He'll go. He might go.

[01:01:38]>> I love you, dude. You're the man. We'll come say we'll come say bye afterwards.

[01:01:41]I think you two are good.

[01:01:43]>> I think this is the two favorite people already.

[01:01:45]>> Oh, god.

[01:01:45]>> You can't tell. Uh, what is what's your name?

[01:01:48]>> Katie.

[01:01:49]>> And >> Angie.

[01:01:50]>> Angie, what did your what did your shirt say? Uh, mine says Stars Holo Connecticut.

[01:01:54]>> Oh, that's correct.

[01:01:55]>> Gilmore Girls.

[01:01:56]>> Yeah.

[01:01:56]>> Katie and Angie. Katie. Angie.

[01:01:59]>> I bet. Do you guys do you guys do drugs?

[01:02:03]>> Katie. [laughter] >> I told you I going to like these girls.

[01:02:06]I knew it.

[01:02:07]>> They're the They're the troublemakers, aren't they? Do you have more fun? Are you more party than everyone else in that room?

[01:02:12]>> Who else would be party in that room?

[01:02:14]>> I force everybody else.

[01:02:16]>> I told you I was going to like them. I [ __ ] knew it. I knew they were party.

[01:02:19]I could feel their vibe that she was partying. How old are you going to need to be be to buy weed in LA?

[01:02:24]>> 21.

[01:02:24]>> 21. It's all 21.

[01:02:26]>> Have you bought any weed?

[01:02:27]>> I have not. Give her some money for >> Well, you're you're going to get a big chunk of money from Venmo.

[01:02:32]>> Great.

[01:02:32]>> And some of that money is going to be spent on weed.

[01:02:34]>> Perfect. Yeah.

[01:02:35]>> Yeah.

[01:02:36]>> I bought nicotine here.

[01:02:37]>> I I think you're in charge of the money.

[01:02:39][laughter] >> Okay.

[01:02:40]>> Yeah. Yeah. You'll be in charge of the money.

[01:02:41]>> I'm the most responsible.

[01:02:42]>> I'm going to give you money to eat and get a little weed.

[01:02:44]>> Perfect.

[01:02:45]>> Angie spends it all on weed.

[01:02:46]>> If [laughter] you spend it all on weed, >> $1,000 on weed.

[01:02:49]>> So what? She doesn't even like those.

[01:02:51]>> I know, but I wanted I want them all to go out tonight to eat >> some of them. Eat something nice.

[01:02:56]>> No, they're not. You're never going to see these people again.

[01:02:59]>> Every night.

[01:03:00]>> No, I'm forced to see some of them.

[01:03:01]>> Yeah, but when it's over, it's over.

[01:03:03]>> Sure.

[01:03:03]>> You'll never speak to these people ever again.

[01:03:05]>> I'm going to like a week or two >> cuz you're the only one that's going to make it. [laughter] >> No, that's crazy.

[01:03:10]>> What about Katie?

[01:03:11]>> I'm kidding, GUYS. SO, HERE.

[01:03:13]>> NO, WE'RE NOT.

[01:03:14]>> THEY'RE GOING TO GET RID OF ME.

[01:03:15]>> OH, YEAH.

[01:03:15]>> NO, Katie and I will make it. AI's taking the rest of their jobs.

[01:03:19]Oh, >> what are you guys going to do in the biz?

[01:03:22]>> I'm journalism.

[01:03:23]>> And what about you?

[01:03:24]>> I'm marketing. So >> Oh, you're >> Oh, you're we're both good.

[01:03:27]>> Yeah.

[01:03:27]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:03:28]>> I'd love to be able to like check back in in 5 years and see what they're >> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:03:31]>> I'll come back. Yeah.

[01:03:32]>> I I want to see cuz some of the cases we've talked some of the cases like it's a court. Some of the people that times we've had I wonder if some of those >> people worked out at stuff.

[01:03:41]>> I mean Richie works for us.

[01:03:43]>> I [ __ ] hate that guy. [laughter] >> We love Richie.

[01:03:45]>> No, I love him so much. He's >> And Richie is from you. Yeah, he's Quinnipc.

[01:03:49]>> Wow.

[01:03:49]>> He made it. He lasted.

[01:03:51]>> Do you have any plans to move to the west coast or no chance? This isn't for you.

[01:03:53]>> I've never been here before this and my parents are like, "So, you're going to move there and buy us a house, right?"

[01:03:58]And I'm like, "You know what? Honestly, yeah. I like the weather here. I hate the cold."

[01:04:02]>> Cold journalism. You're a Connecticut kid.

[01:04:04]>> I'm Massachusetts.

[01:04:05]>> Oh, what about you?

[01:04:06]>> New York.

[01:04:07]>> New York.

[01:04:07]>> New York.

[01:04:08]>> You're going to go back to New York.

[01:04:10]>> Hey, >> where in New York? You're Long Island?

[01:04:12]>> No. Upstate?

[01:04:13]>> Brooklyn. Oh, you're from the city.

[01:04:15]>> Wow. I'm [laughter] [ __ ] >> She's from [ __ ] Brooklyn, huh?

[01:04:18]>> How you doing? You You from Brooklyn?

[01:04:20]>> You know Tony? You know Tony Noise?

[01:04:22]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Tony Noise. How you doing? You like rice? [laughter] >> That's all we do is [ __ ] rice around here.

[01:04:30]>> Hey, you do pizza. I do rice. Is that right?

[01:04:32]>> Okay.

[01:04:32]>> Oh, hey. I'm eating kimchi over here.

[01:04:36]>> I'm walking through. You know, [laughter] >> you guys are gonna you guys are gonna the >> So, what kind of journalism do you do?

[01:04:43]>> Um, mostly live. like anything like I don't like politics or sports.

[01:04:48]>> Okay. So, you report on like a Okay, I'm setting the scene.

[01:04:51]>> The c cameras are up. You're on the scene. It's a horrific 10 car pileup.

[01:04:56]>> I've Yeah, I'm giving you the scene. I want to hear you do it.

[01:04:59]>> Yeah.

[01:05:00]>> 10 car pileup. Um uh nine of the 10 cars are um school buses filled with elementary school children.

[01:05:07]>> No. No.

[01:05:08]>> And the but the nine nine cars are that is that new Ferrari EV?

[01:05:12]>> Yeah, they're all the new Ferrari EV.

[01:05:13][laughter] That car was so ugly, by the way.

[01:05:16]>> All right. Well, so dumb.

[01:05:17]>> All right, but don't put that in the thing because how about this? How about this? It's a horrific 10 car pileup.

[01:05:23]>> Elementary school bus is involved. A big 18-wheel truck is involved.

[01:05:28]>> And there's bodies everywhere.

[01:05:30]>> Bodies everywhere.

[01:05:31]>> Yeah. Okay.

[01:05:32]>> And also the the the >> international like the alarm that that war is just about to start [clears throat] is happening.

[01:05:41]>> We're in the apocalypse.

[01:05:42]>> Yeah. Not only that, we're get we're about >> May I add?

[01:05:46]>> Yeah.

[01:05:46]>> Can I add?

[01:05:47]>> Yeah.

[01:05:47]>> Right. When you get a lamp post, there's just intestines >> wrapped around.

[01:05:52]>> Wrapped around it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:05:53]Yeah.

[01:05:54]>> We got that. Yeah.

[01:05:54]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then at one point, you mean you're about to start an eyeball just goes right up in your face.

[01:06:00][laughter] >> Hits your cheek.

[01:06:01]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:06:02]>> All right. So, report on this accident.

[01:06:04]>> It's a Puerto Rican eyeball. If that means anything to you, >> you're you're reporting from Puerto Rico. You're living in Puerto Rico.

[01:06:09]>> You're living in Puerto Rico. Yeah.

[01:06:10]Okay. So, just to get the facts right, there's 10 buses.

[01:06:14]>> 10 10 No, there's It's a 10 car pileup.

[01:06:16]>> 10 car pile up.

[01:06:17]>> One of them is a >> one of them is a >> elementary school kids.

[01:06:19]>> Elementary and they're all No, they might necessarily be dead.

[01:06:22]>> They're all dead.

[01:06:23]>> Okay. One kid lived.

[01:06:25]>> Confirmed fatalities.

[01:06:27]>> Nine dead. Not all dead except for one child. One child's alive.

[01:06:30]>> Yeah. And you can make up that child.

[01:06:31]>> Yeah, you make up the child.

[01:06:32]>> Yeah.

[01:06:32]>> Great. Perfect.

[01:06:33]>> And we're c I'm a cameraman, right?

[01:06:35]We're cameraman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:06:36]You're the Yeah. Yeah.

[01:06:38]>> Over here.

[01:06:40]and go.

[01:06:42]>> All right, good evening everyone. We are here live in Puerto Rico where there is a 10 car pileup and we are on the scene.

[01:06:50]Many fatalities confirmed by authorities. One of them happens to be [snorts] >> one of you. You got to incorporate the eye.

[01:06:57]>> Oh, the eye.

[01:06:58]>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:06:59]Start over. Start over. Very good. When I do this when I do when I do this, the eyeball hit your face.

[01:07:05]>> Okay. Perfect. Just like [laughter] you need to be real. Yeah.

[01:07:08]>> All right. Yeah. You got to be real. And take it again and action.

[01:07:11]>> Good evening everyone. We are here live on the scene of a 10c car pileup in Puerto Rico. One of them happens to be a a school bus with multiple children.

[01:07:22]Many fatalities. Only one survived. A young child named Timmy. Timmy has words to say about how he is feeling tonight about all of his friends being lost.

[01:07:34]>> Really good.

[01:07:35]>> That's really good. The eyeball thing she didn't react to.

[01:07:37]>> No, she did a good job. She brushed it off. It actually was perfect.

[01:07:40]>> Yeah. Okay. That was very professional.

[01:07:42]>> A professional would keep going.

[01:07:44]>> You've been trained in everything in the rain. I've had to do.

[01:07:47]>> Oh, okay.

[01:07:48]>> You're going to be She is. I can hear it.

[01:07:50]>> Cuz if an eyeball hit mine, I would react to it.

[01:07:54]>> You can't if you're live.

[01:07:55]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:07:55]>> Let's do it.

[01:07:56]>> What? I can't [laughter] do it. There's a way I can do it. Yeah. I don't I didn't memorize the situation.

[01:08:01]>> You We made it up. [laughter] >> Hi, I'm Bobby Lee. Um and this is KTLA.

[01:08:07]Um, and we were in Puerto Rico and we there's a 10 pile cover up. [laughter] >> It's a cover up.

[01:08:12]>> It's a cover up.

[01:08:12]>> Cover up.

[01:08:13]>> 10 pile cover up with You know what I mean?

[01:08:15]>> Oh, I forgot there's war. Forgot about >> Oh, by the way, everyone's going to die soon.

[01:08:18]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't get why you're interrupting my [laughter] >> Go ahead. Go ahead.

[01:08:24]>> I forgot.

[01:08:25]>> All right.

[01:08:27]>> Do I have to do it?

[01:08:28]>> Yeah.

[01:08:29]>> All right. [laughter] >> I'm throwing the eye.

[01:08:31]>> Yeah. And I'm No, you know what? You throw All right. All right. We'll just take it to the eye. [laughter] All right. Hey, this is Bobby Lee from PTSDWXM and um I'm here live in Puerto Rico and there's been a 10 car pileup including a school um a bus with uh nine fatalities [laughter] >> and I kill you.

[01:08:54]>> Yeah, I killed him.

[01:08:55]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:08:56]>> You got taken out.

[01:08:57]>> Katie, you that's not your That's not that bad. You're marketing.

[01:09:00]>> Yeah, >> you know how you know how to market.

[01:09:02]>> Yeah, but but Katie, give it a shot.

[01:09:04][laughter] market, but give it a shot.

[01:09:08]>> Okay.

[01:09:08]>> And action.

[01:09:10]>> We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico with a [laughter] what has been a bus crash.

[01:09:14]>> Cut.

[01:09:15]>> The funniest part is everybody laughs when every when you say 10 car pileup with kids. [laughter] >> I was like looking for >> That was really real. That was really real. That was really real.

[01:09:23]>> And and go one more time. Go.

[01:09:25]>> We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico where there's been a 10 car pileup and everyone's gone except for Timmy.

[01:09:31]And Timmy has some words to say about how his all his friends are lost.

[01:09:35][laughter] >> And I also die from the eye.

[01:09:39]>> You die from that. You also die from the eye.

[01:09:40]>> The only one who lives.

[01:09:41]>> Really great. Really great guy.

[01:09:43]>> You guys, you have a bright future ahead. All of the Quinnipiac uh uh students. And >> we love you guys when you >> We think it's always fun when you guys come by. We appreciate you very much.

[01:09:51]Thank you guys. All right. Go sit in there. This is your doctor.

[01:09:54]>> This is your doctor.

[01:09:55]>> You per You performed on Carlos.

[01:09:58]>> Miracles. Yes.

[01:09:59]>> Performed on Carlos.

[01:10:00]>> I did. You know how many men have performed on Carlos?

[01:10:02]>> A lot.

[01:10:03]>> Hundreds.

[01:10:05]>> There you go.

[01:10:05]>> You look like Salaryi from the movie.

[01:10:07]You mean Wolf Gang Mosart? What's that movie?

[01:10:09]>> Amadeos.

[01:10:10]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Salary's here.

[01:10:12]>> Me?

[01:10:13]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:10:14]>> Salary.

[01:10:14]>> Like an artist.

[01:10:15]>> What's your name, sir?

[01:10:16]>> David Deutsch.

[01:10:17]>> Dr. Deutsch.

[01:10:18]>> Yes. David Deutsch.

[01:10:19]>> Dr. German Deutsch.

[01:10:20]>> And Dr. Deutsch did this little work of art on Carlos's head here. We wanted to bring him in to shout it out and give him some love because >> My pleasure.

[01:10:25]>> So, what do you think the p the chances of this becoming a nice head of lettuce like yours? Well, you know, when you >> well is not a good answer from a [laughter] doctor.

[01:10:34]>> If the first word from a doctor are well, it's tough.

[01:10:36]>> No, the the thing is you have to be realistic about when you do this procedure.

[01:10:40]>> Sure. So, for example, Carlos and I had a very long discussion about what we can accomplish.

[01:10:45]>> Okay.

[01:10:45]>> I'm going to give you some numbers. All right.

[01:10:47]>> All right.

[01:10:47]>> So, Carlos probably has lost about 70,000 hairs.

[01:10:54][laughter] >> I'm just holy [ __ ] >> 70,000.

[01:10:58]60 70,000 and we transport.

[01:11:01]>> What is his head? Normandy. What is going [laughter] on? No, >> here's the thing. What is going on here?

[01:11:07]>> The average humanette has 90,000 to 150,000.

[01:11:09]>> That's insane, dude. Wow.

[01:11:11]>> So, you guys are factecking me. All right. So, so say we he lost, you know, 60 70,000 hairs. We replaced about 7,000 hairs. 7 or 8,000 hairs. So, I mean, it's a fraction of what he had before, but it's not a numerical density. It's a cosmetic density. meaning you don't want to replace and you can't every hair that's been lost, but you want to do it in such a way that it gives him a nice result. So, what what we did was we worked in the front back to about the vertex of his crown here to give him, you know, a nice hairline and a and a good appearance from the front. We'll see how things look in about a year. See what the donor looks like and then hopefully attack the back.

[01:11:47]>> Wow.

[01:11:48]>> We also had to build up on the sides here like the the hairline normally plugs into we call them the parietal humps. He has to plug in there. Carlos's had receded down. Yeah. [clears throat] So I had to also build that up. Yeah.

[01:12:01]>> To plug the >> Why does this happen to a human being?

[01:12:03]>> Oh, God knows.

[01:12:04]>> Is it genetics?

[01:12:05]>> It's Yes. So the the major cause for >> It's failed genetics, right?

[01:12:08]>> Well, I I'm not going to say it's failed genetics. [laughter] It's it's genetics.

[01:12:13]It's genetics and hormones. So we call it androgenetic alopecia, which is a fancy word. Androgen. Androgens are hormones. Genetics, it's heredity. Yeah.

[01:12:22]That that's the vast majority of heroin.

[01:12:24]>> [snorts] >> That's what causes it. That's what we see. There are other factors. It's multiffactorial, but those are >> Does drugs have a factor?

[01:12:30]>> Probably.

[01:12:31]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:12:32]>> The the major thing is if if you are losing your hair or you think you're losing your hair uh or you're concerned about maintaining your hair, you can come to Bosley. I mean, we have locations in almost every major city.

[01:12:46]All the consultations are free. So, you can go on bosley.com. You can set up a a consultation and have a discussion.

[01:12:52]>> I have so many question. I have so many questions. All right. The first question is this. Okay. I have sever. Can I ask my questions?

[01:12:59]>> Did I say you couldn't [laughter] >> at any point? Did I say you could?

[01:13:02]>> I don't know. All right. So, number one, I've always wanted a beard transplant.

[01:13:07]Yes.

[01:13:07]>> Do you do those?

[01:13:08]>> Yes, we do.

[01:13:08]>> Yeah. Yeah, >> we do.

[01:13:09]>> And where where would you take the hairs from?

[01:13:12]>> So, it's basically the same thing. It's from the back of the head.

[01:13:15]>> Could I use my pubic hair?

[01:13:16]>> You could.

[01:13:17]>> Yeah. Yeah. Because I want that. I want that.

[01:13:19]>> Why I wouldn't do it?

[01:13:20]>> Dr. Deutsch isn't doing that.

[01:13:21]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But why wouldn't you do that?

[01:13:23]>> No. No. I mean, you could, but the hair is pretty curly and >> Yeah. Not [laughter] straight. Oh, maybe.

[01:13:30]>> It's unbelievably. It's like a It's like a the mane of a horse. It's wild.

[01:13:33]>> Yeah, it's wild. They don't curl. They stick out a lot, right?

[01:13:37]>> Well, I mean, [laughter] >> beautiful pubes, Dr. Deutsch, >> I'm sure. No, the >> I'm not going to show you.

[01:13:43]>> No, theoretically could be done, just not in my wheelhouse. But, you know, there's I'm sure somebody out there.

[01:13:48]>> Oh, but but Bosley does not do that.

[01:13:49]>> Correct. Bosley.

[01:13:50]>> Bosley. Bosia. Correct. All right. So, back of the hair.

[01:13:53]>> We do but we do do beards just not from the pubic region. Back of the head. This is so so [laughter] want the facts.

[01:14:00]>> So, this procedure is based on the fact that this area back here is called the safe donor zone. Like you can see dudes that are totally bald, right? They still have that ring of hair.

[01:14:10]>> Yes.

[01:14:10]>> Whatever reason, evolutionarily, whatever it is, >> they maintain that hair. So, we know it's it's a it's a it's called donor dominance. We know we can take the hair from back there and move it to wherever we want, including facial hair, and that hair is going to be permanent.

[01:14:24]>> Face on your face is wild, though. Does that work?

[01:14:27]>> Yeah.

[01:14:27]>> But once I do the surgery, I can never go back.

[01:14:31]>> Well, [laughter] you know, you mean take it back?

[01:14:34]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:14:34]>> Repossess the hair.

[01:14:36]>> Bring them back to back. Back there.

[01:14:37]>> Well, theoret theoretically you could because you know, like the way that we took Carlos' donor hair out is something called FUEE, follicular unit excision.

[01:14:45]That's where we take a tiny little drill and we we remove them one by one.

[01:14:49]Theoretically, you could do that to remove the hairs. I wouldn't do it on the face because it could leave >> scaring tiny little Yeah, it'll look great.

[01:14:57]>> I like I like your face just the way >> I want a beard like yours, man.

[01:14:59]>> Brother, you're never going to This is just This is You either get these or you don't get these.

[01:15:03]>> Yes, I do. I go to Bosley.

[01:15:04]>> Exactly.

[01:15:05]>> Amazing.

[01:15:06]>> But this this >> That's not his hair.

[01:15:08]>> Oh, I'm wearing a wig. [laughter] >> This We wore a wig for so funny.

[01:15:13]>> It doesn't look good. I just want >> Now, now he's going to take that. We wore We were supposed to both He had his wig on earlier. Four fancy on the right.

[01:15:21]We were wearing wigs for him.

[01:15:23]>> Okay. But that's that's your hair. Oh, yeah. That's my hair. Yeah.

[01:15:25]>> That's great. No, but I've seen you with your your hair is great underneath.

[01:15:28]>> It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. But but but >> No, that's good.

[01:15:30]>> Not as good as this. [laughter] And And now he's going to take this to the bank.

[01:15:34]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:15:35]>> Thanks a lot, Dr. Sorry about that. Is he told Dr. [laughter] the week was better.

[01:15:40]>> Sorry about that.

[01:15:41]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's so >> No, but you know what? I don't think you [snorts] should do the beard.

[01:15:46]>> Yeah, >> because your face the way it is.

[01:15:48]>> How does it feel to have a beard?

[01:15:50]>> It covers up how [ __ ] weird my face looks. You've seen my face.

[01:15:53]>> Yeah, my face looks weird, too.

[01:15:54]>> Now you got a great face.

[01:15:55]>> Okay.

[01:15:56]>> I had it because I when I was in high school, I could grow one and I was like, "Oh, I could grow a beard when I was like 15." So, ever since then, I was like, I'm never going to not have a beard. It's [ __ ] great. Now, um, theoretically, doctor, theoretically, if I, if I wanted hairy feet, >> theor theoretically, could you put the back of my head and make my hair completely fuzzy?

[01:16:18]>> You could. So, we've actually >> fuzzy feet. What?

[01:16:21]>> Like a hobby?

[01:16:22]>> Like a hobbit? Yeah. Yeah.

[01:16:23]>> You could. We actually did. My partner did a case. A guy was very uh self-conscious about not having hair on his calves, and we did.

[01:16:31]>> Look, look, look.

[01:16:32]>> Yeah. He doesn't have any.

[01:16:33]>> I don't have any.

[01:16:34]>> Yeah. I have only blotches like it's from Chernobyl.

[01:16:38]>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Chernobyl have Chernobyl legs.

[01:16:40]>> So theoretically you could do that but you know >> I don't care about this.

[01:16:44]>> Could you ever make a palm hairy?

[01:16:46]>> Yeah. I mean it it would grow probably on pretty much any skin surface.

[01:16:51]>> I mean that's crazy that you could do that if you hairy palms would be >> just on your right hand.

[01:16:54]>> Yeah. Yeah. You off too much.

[01:16:56]>> So the joke lives. [laughter] >> You wouldn't want to but you could probably transplant any of you.

[01:17:00]>> I'll be honest with you. I would love a super hairy ass. Yeah, [laughter] >> I have no hair on my ass and I love a very hairy butt.

[01:17:08]>> Honestly, when I turn 60, I'm going to get a beard transplant.

[01:17:12]>> Don't do it.

[01:17:12]>> Cuz I'm going to retire and I want a large beard and long hair. I want to look like a You know what I mean? A mystic kind of creep.

[01:17:19]>> You already look like a mystic creep.

[01:17:21]>> Yeah. [laughter] In a good way. And we're going to go mystic. That's fine.

[01:17:24]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:17:25]>> Dr. Deutsch, we're going to go mystic.

[01:17:26]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:17:26]>> Sounds good. So, at 60, you're saying that?

[01:17:29]>> In five years. Okay.

[01:17:30]>> Five. Dude, you're 55 this year?

[01:17:32]>> Yeah. I [ __ ] forgot.

[01:17:33]>> Yeah, >> in 5 years I'm not going to get I don't want to get sad.

[01:17:37]>> Why?

[01:17:38]>> Closer to death.

[01:17:39]>> Cuz I think you're That means you're going to die.

[01:17:40]>> I know.

[01:17:41]>> And I don't want you to die ever.

[01:17:43]>> Anyway, thank you so much, doctor. If if you guys want to ever get a um a head transplant or a beard transplant, you have >> not a head. [laughter] >> Bosi can't give you a new [ __ ] head.

[01:17:54]>> Yeah, they will.

[01:17:55]>> But when you do figure out that technology, I [laughter] will swap.

[01:17:58]>> I want to be Michael B. Jordan up top.

[01:18:00]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:18:01]>> Go to bosley.com for more information.

[01:18:03]>> Yeah.

[01:18:03]>> And uh that's >> Give him a guys. Thank you very much.

[01:18:07]>> Thank you for being a bad friend.

[01:18:09]>> So good.