After The Show | 6/18/26 | Jbird's Depression Cake

[00:00:38]I'm appalled at what you said on that pod thing. What is disgusting?

[00:00:42]>> This is the [music] after the show podcast. It's where we get honest and real with yo ass. So, sit back, relax, and have a blast cuz it's time for the after the show podcast.

[00:00:57]>> Kevin's not here.

[00:01:01]Kevin disappeared.

[00:01:03]>> [laughter] >> Hello, weirdos and KBJ Nation and everybody out there. No Kevin, he's doing what?

[00:01:10]>> He is going to the Florida Association of Broadcasters big huge thing at the Breakers.

[00:01:18]>> Oh, wow.

[00:01:19]>> And it's one of those big huge ballrooms that they just pack with a bunch of people and it's like, "Oh, we're going to listen to this panel." And there's like all these experts in broadcasting that Kevin's going to stand up there and ask questions of.

[00:01:34]>> He should get on stage and go, "You guys want to see broadcasting excellence?"

[00:01:37]And then just fart in the microphone.

[00:01:39]>> [laughter] >> How would that crowd react?

[00:01:44]>> I don't think it would go over well.

[00:01:46]>> But I think the internet would love it.

[00:01:48]>> Oh, the internet would love it. KBJ Nation would love it.

[00:01:50]>> I think the nation would like Kevin would never.

[00:01:52]>> Our boss would hate it. And she's going to be in the room. so I think she's worried about her being mad if he does anything stupid.

[00:02:01]>> Well, there's probably a lot of respectable people in the industry there, right?

[00:02:04]>> Yeah.

[00:02:05]>> Is it one of those type of things?

[00:02:06]>> That's why it's the perfect room to do something stupid.

[00:02:08]>> You're right. It would be memorable and it would make the trades.

[00:02:11]>> I just tried to talk him into it again in the hall. Kevin is having none of it.

[00:02:16]>> No no tomfoolery.

[00:02:17]>> He will not be doing any of the things that I would try.

[00:02:21]>> Well, the last time we did something like that, we didn't even tell Kevin.

[00:02:24]Kevin was walking up on stage first and me and Virginia just got the idea to go I should trip.

[00:02:30]>> Do a pratfall.

[00:02:31]>> And we walked up on stage >> At the Breakers.

[00:02:34]>> At the Breakers. I had my mustache suit on. So, people were clearly taking me seriously. [laughter] And Virginia goes up on stair upstairs and I did I tripped and fell. I did it on purpose.

[00:02:46]>> But you ate it hard.

[00:02:48]>> I ate it really hard and I went too big and I remember I was falling. I almost grabbed your dress on accident.

[00:02:56][laughter] >> Dude.

[00:02:57]>> That's how I was falling.

[00:02:58]>> you make a great fall better?

[00:03:00]>> Oh [laughter] my god.

[00:03:01]>> Rip off the woman's dress in front of you. I fully endorse that.

[00:03:06]>> I think the whole thing was how do you get an audience with an introduction? How do How do you grab them right away?

[00:03:12]>> That's how.

[00:03:13]>> And I tripped to go, "Hey, here's my introduction." And I don't think [laughter] anyone really laughed. It was >> First they gasped and then they all laughed, I think.

[00:03:20]>> Were you there?

[00:03:21]>> No, I seen the video though. It's a pretty That video's got a lot of views, too.

[00:03:24]>> That's you, guy.

[00:03:25]>> That That's all that matters.

[00:03:26]>> That is. It was probably the most exciting thing.

[00:03:28]It did We got We went viral on that one.

[00:03:30]We got like five or six that are in the millions.

[00:03:32]>> That's awesome.

[00:03:33]>> You can always tell Kevin's got something after work by the way he dresses.

[00:03:36]>> Yes. I saw him dressed like that this morning. I go, "Huh, has Kevin got something after the show?"

[00:03:40]>> He had the nice pants on today.

[00:03:43]>> And the shoes matched the sweater.

[00:03:45]>> Yep. Yep.

[00:03:46]>> looking all professional.

[00:03:48]>> He brought his laptop in. I go, "All right, what's happening?"

[00:03:51]>> It'd would nice if he got to eat at The Breakers while he's there.

[00:03:53]>> Oh, he won't.

[00:03:54]>> No.

[00:03:55]>> No. When you're the moderator, you can't really eat cuz you're just up there working your ass off.

[00:04:00]>> I mean like after.

[00:04:02]A little meal.

[00:04:03]>> And he barely eats anyways.

[00:04:04]>> You're right. True.

[00:04:05]>> Unless they had crudités or something.

[00:04:07][laughter] >> Or ice.

[00:04:09]>> They should give him a little tab and send him over to the seafood bar. That'd be nice.

[00:04:15]>> right?

[00:04:15]>> Yeah.

[00:04:16]>> Yeah, I I had noticed that there's not a lot of those kind of buffet bars. I'm not even talking about your shitty buffets, but I remember there was a great one in Jupiter if you loved shrimp and oysters, and it's not there no more. It was right on the water, right in that little area where you live at, where the golf course is at, Square Grouper is at. It was a very popular You don't know what the [ __ ] I'm talking about.

[00:04:41]>> Man, I hate when this happens on the air.

[00:04:43]That place has a bunch of those restaurants changed out a lot a while back. I think they've been the same ones for a minute now, but >> Seafood buffet. I feel like there's not a lot of that going on.

[00:04:52]>> Was it Schooners or Shooners?

[00:04:54]>> Something like that, but it was fancy.

[00:04:56]It wasn't [ __ ] buffet. They would go out there every >> Joe Crab.

[00:05:00]>> Uh, no.

[00:05:01]>> Schooners is still there. It's right across from Guanabanas.

[00:05:05]>> I ate there maybe 3 years ago.

[00:05:07]>> It's old people food. It's very much old Florida boomer seafood.

[00:05:13]>> Yes.

[00:05:14]>> Well, I I told Honeyface about it. I'm like, and she got so excited cuz she loves seafood, and we go up there. I'm like, "Babe, I think it I think it's gone. I think someone stole it."

[00:05:24]>> Damn.

[00:05:24]>> There's a really nice restaurant right next door to Square Grouper. If you're facing Square Grouper, it's the one to the left of it.

[00:05:30]>> Yeah, that's the whole Love Street complex.

[00:05:32]>> Yes, that >> So, Lucky Shuck is perfect, and then you've got uh Beacon, which is fancier, and then you've got Topside on top of Beacon.

[00:05:42]>> Gotcha.

[00:05:42]>> you've got a little fish market that they have there as well that is just as fabulous.

[00:05:47]They do a great job at Love Street, but it's a little pricey, but you know, you get what you pay for. The Lucky Shuck vibe has a little bit of a New Orleans feel. It's a oyster place, Lucky Shuck.

[00:05:59]>> I don't mind doing seafood's expensive cuz I feel like that's right. That that it when you get cheap seafood, I mean, you're taking a risk.

[00:06:06]>> it to be a little pricey if I'm eating seafood.

[00:06:10]>> Yes. That's when you don't want to play around with. You get violently ill.

[00:06:13]>> I [ __ ] around at the Moose Lodge and got the shrimp.

[00:06:18]>> Moose Lodge >> if that was the right move.

[00:06:21]>> Say it out loud. I got shrimp at the Moose Lodge. [laughter] >> Don't know if that was the right move. I mean, you know me, I love shrimp.

[00:06:27]>> Yeah, oh yeah.

[00:06:27]>> And I will take a chance.

[00:06:29]>> Well, even when my dad talks about going to the restaurant Denny's, I go, "What do you have?" He goes, "Oh, I had the most excellent piece of fish." I go, "You're getting fish at [ __ ] Denny's?"

[00:06:40]Or like casino shrimp's pretty gross.

[00:06:42]It's just sitting there for days.

[00:06:44]>> Old casino shrimp >> Oh, it's turned slightly pinker.

[00:06:47]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, the the place I was talking about it was very clean, very fancy, no poop in the shrimp.

[00:06:54]I mean, that should be a natural service that's just done, right? Deveining the shrimp. I don't know, man. I went to Red Lobster, I had some poop in my shrimp.

[00:07:01]>> Yeah, not everybody deveins.

[00:07:03]>> but I feel like isn't that something you should just do if you're considered a shrimp restaurant?

[00:07:07]>> I mean, I I think if you don't eat the poo, you're a little [ __ ] >> I I honestly don't mind it. It doesn't It doesn't ruin my day or anything.

[00:07:15]>> Me, neither.

[00:07:15]>> But I mean, cuz I understand what it is and they eat just plankton and stuff anyway. So >> I don't want to see it, but if I know it's there and I know I ate it, I don't honestly care.

[00:07:25]>> one of those where you just hold it and you slide your finger over the top.

[00:07:27]You're like, "Yeah, it's cleaned out."

[00:07:28]>> I ate shrimp at the Moose. Obviously, your girl will try about anything.

[00:07:34]>> I'd say shrimp's probably one of the safer I mean, oysters I feel like is something that can easily wreck your month.

[00:07:40]>> Oysters can kill you.

[00:07:41]>> Yeah. Shucking oysters is on my list of the most overrated one of the most overrated things on the planet. Shucking an oyster.

[00:07:49]>> People were acting like it was the best thing ever. You get cuts on your hands.

[00:07:53]It's not that much meat, Danny.

[00:07:54]>> I seen an old guy slice his hand once.

[00:07:55]He's like, "Shit."

[00:07:57]>> Oh.

[00:07:57]>> And then he just got went back to eating oysters.

[00:07:59]>> [laughter] >> Damn.

[00:08:00]>> That's a real man.

[00:08:01]>> I don't like food you got to work hard for little payoff. Pistachio. And that's why they jack them up so [ __ ] high now cuz they don't they they had the pistachio she was ready to go with >> If you get them shelled.

[00:08:12]>> Shelled. That's the dumbest [ __ ] either.

[00:08:15]So, if you shell them, it's naked.

[00:08:18]>> They're naked, yes.

[00:08:18]>> And if you unshell them, >> They're in a shell.

[00:08:21]>> Yeah. That's the that's dumb [ __ ] That's like that's like that. That's like that to me.

[00:08:25]>> And they're not even that much less anymore. They There used to be a big price difference between the two, but now I do pistachios in general are expensive.

[00:08:32]>> Pistachios and almonds, what the [ __ ] >> Almonds are expensive, too.

[00:08:36]>> You're You're spending If you want to If you're an adult and not the appetite have the appetite of a child, you're going to spend 12 bucks on almonds.

[00:08:44]>> Well, they say you're supposed to eat eight and you just go, "Okay."

[00:08:47]>> [laughter] >> I need more than that.

[00:08:49]>> who loves almonds? I'm not supposed to do this, but last night I was in my backyard and I said, "Fuck it." I was feeding the deer. Deer love almonds.

[00:08:59]>> You get deer that come up to your house?

[00:09:00]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:09:00]>> Oh, yeah. I've seen deer at her house before.

[00:09:03]>> The deer would actually have probably come in my house if it knew I had more almonds cuz he was getting down on the almonds.

[00:09:11]>> Why are you not allowed to feed the deer almonds?

[00:09:12]>> It's not good because then they are going to come to you as a food source and I'm safe, but now they're going to think other people are food source and they're going to go up to people and deers have ticks.

[00:09:26]>> Yeah, that's what you got to >> You're not supposed to pet the wild deer, but I'm creating a unsafe environment.

[00:09:33]>> Are deers Do they have the ability or are they kind of that kind of creature if you're feeding it and they kind of trust you, are you able to go up and hug a wild deer?

[00:09:42]>> I don't think so.

[00:09:44]>> They would They're They're like, "Fuck this noise." They'll kill you.

[00:09:47]>> Maybe a deer in a petting zoo you could hug.

[00:09:50]>> But okay, but if you want a wild and you think the deer's on your side, like, "Oh, I love this deer." It's going to >> You know, you'll get trampled. They're They're big, at least in Colorado. So, we were sitting out on the back porch smoking once and it was snowing, so it was super gentle and nice and I went to go empty the ash out and two deer got up from the snow. They were just huddled, let the snow fall on them and they emerged from it. It scared the crap out of me. [laughter] >> There's a video >> I thought it was going to ram me or something.

[00:10:17]>> There's a video of a deer running through I want to say a restaurant, but through the wall.

[00:10:22]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:10:22]>> Someone had a table and it goes right through it.

[00:10:25]>> They get in the house and then they realize they don't want to be there.

[00:10:28]>> Well, and then getting a deer out of your house, I mean, what do you What's the plan? Open the door?

[00:10:32]>> They flail.

[00:10:33]>> They freak out. They kick everything.

[00:10:35]>> Yeah, there are some of those cute animals you go, "Oh, they're so cute."

[00:10:38]But they will [ __ ] you up.

[00:10:40]>> It's just cuz like Virginia said, they're not domesticated. They don't Don't expect it. They might be cool in one moment, but at the end of the day they're deer.

[00:10:46]>> And if you might get one hug, you consider yourself lucky cuz the next time there goes your balls.

[00:10:52]>> your Lyme disease. You're going to get a tick.

[00:10:54]>> Man, ticks are so scary and they're so prevalent.

[00:10:57]>> Right? There's so many ticks right now.

[00:10:59]Thanks, Bill Gates.

[00:11:00]>> How are there not way more stories about Lyme disease? I know there's a lot out there, don't get me wrong, but I feel like everybody would have that at all times.

[00:11:07]>> to blow up because they just came out with the Lyme disease vaccine.

[00:11:11]>> Oh, hilarious.

[00:11:12]>> And you're going to see so many people now with tick bites and Lyme disease.

[00:11:16]It's going to be a thing.

[00:11:17]>> you mean?

[00:11:19]>> Because they just came out with this vaccine.

[00:11:22]>> So >> Okay, well, explain that cuz you're saying all of a sudden you're going to see people with tick bites?

[00:11:28]>> Yeah.

[00:11:29]>> Because of the fake ticks that are being thrown out there?

[00:11:32]>> They're real ticks, and they're going to really bite people, and people are really going to get sick, and Pfizer's like, "Oh, look what we have, the new Lyme disease vaccine. Everybody should get the jab."

[00:11:42]>> So, are you saying that the ticks are being thrown out to the people at an alarming rate?

[00:11:47]>> Yes.

[00:11:47]>> And someone's dumping ticks out?

[00:11:49]>> got an agenda. They created the vaccine that they're going to try to exploit it.

[00:11:52]>> On Tik Tok, they say that nefarious people are dropping boxes of ticks out in the wildlife.

[00:12:04]>> That's what they're saying?

[00:12:05]>> That's what THEY'RE SAYING ON TIK >> [laughter] >> TOK.

[00:12:07]>> They got an agenda. You believe this [ __ ] >> I don't know about the cuz I've seen the stories. I mean, it's on Reddit, too.

[00:12:13]They're talking about dropping ticks off in these boxes.

[00:12:16]>> I see very believable-looking farmers talking about, "I found this box of ticks on my property."

[00:12:22]>> Well, you guys have definitely cited two very credible sources.

[00:12:24]>> Tik Tok and Reddit.

[00:12:26]>> That's what I'm saying. I'm [ __ ] convinced now.

[00:12:28]>> That's what I'm saying.

[00:12:29]>> [laughter] >> You couldn't have have picked two of the worst sources.

[00:12:33]>> theory, or is it real? You know, years ago, people would have said alien talk was crazy, but now look at us.

[00:12:40]>> I know what you're doing, and I'm not falling for some witch Jedi mind trick.

[00:12:43]You're not going >> Is Tik Tok crazy?

[00:12:46]>> You're not going to You can't just throw aliens in there and all of a sudden prove your >> Look at us now. We're having real ass conversations about aliens. That would not have happened 10 years ago. Can we have real ass Tik Tok?

[00:12:59]>> [laughter] >> You can't throw aliens in there and then hide behind the umbrella of aliens for everything.

[00:13:05]>> Aliens, ticks, conspiracy.

[00:13:08]>> Then it's aliens. The ticks are real.

[00:13:09]>> What?

[00:13:11]The aliens are real, and the ticks are real.

[00:13:13]>> I'm trying to find numbers. I mean, just I mean, how many people in Florida do you know of that have gotten tick bites?

[00:13:19]>> I know up northeast, and in Colorado, you can definitely get them, but I know somebody right now who just got bit, and they're they're dealing with a lot of bad [ __ ] >> No, believe me, I know Lyme disease is real. I know ticks are real. You're making it sound like it's going to be a human smorgasbord for the ticks.

[00:13:35]>> I think it will.

[00:13:37]>> Well, so here's what's kind of weird and I just pulled up the CDC tick bite research data chart, blah blah blah. It is uh this is the first thing I pulled up, so I haven't done too much reading on it, but in February we had six tick bites.

[00:13:51]In April we have 106.

[00:13:54]>> Mhm.

[00:13:55]>> Spiked up randomly.

[00:13:57]>> Randomly?

[00:13:58]>> In the last 2 months it's really spiked for whatever reason. Again, I just pulled this up arbitrarily.

[00:14:03]>> happens to be the same month that Pfizer announced they've developed the new Lyme disease vaccine.

[00:14:08]>> said April, I believe there was a spike in COVID in April of 2020. Conspiracy?

[00:14:16]I But how's that any different than the [ __ ] you just did? You just put [ __ ] aliens into a tick conversation.

[00:14:21][laughter] >> Bro, I'm making [ __ ] sense.

[00:14:24]>> Bro.

[00:14:25]>> You sound drunk.

[00:14:26]>> [laughter] >> So Southeast numbers are a lot less than the rest of the I mean, yeah, South Central and Southeast have the lowest numbers.

[00:14:35]But yeah, Northeast Midwest >> That's where they say they released all these [ __ ] ticks.

[00:14:41]>> numbers they make sense cuz the Northeast has the highest numbers.

[00:14:44]>> Look it up.

[00:14:46]>> Huh, weird.

[00:14:47]>> the [ __ ] up.

[00:14:48]>> Look, I don't I I can't argue with this anymore. I know in Colorado they wear those tick socks. Have you seen those?

[00:14:54]Not tick tick tock, right?

[00:14:56]>> Tick tock socks?

[00:14:56]>> I know, the tick sock for the tick tock.

[00:14:58]>> I [ __ ] hate tick tock.

[00:15:00]>> [laughter] >> I really do. I think it's so bad for humanity. I don't give a [ __ ] It is making everyone so dumb.

[00:15:07]>> So are you saying you're not going to buy the tick tock sock?

[00:15:09]>> I hate The tick sock blocks the tick.

[00:15:13]>> You know what else blocks the tick? If you put like essential oils all over your shoe, your sock, your pant leg, they don't like the strong odor of essential oils and that is natural and healthy without all the chemicals in it.

[00:15:29]>> I don't know. You guys sound like a bunch of tick faces.

[00:15:31]>> But you do have to cover. You got to cover every bit of flesh.

[00:15:35]>> That's what they do when they go hiking.

[00:15:36]They wear those socks to block the the ticks.

[00:15:39]>> So I was never scared of ticks as a kid, but for some reason I was petrified of leeches.

[00:15:44]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:15:45]>> we did a bit at station one where we put it was a world record to see how many leeches we could get on my face.

[00:15:50]>> It was awful.

[00:15:52]>> Leeches were an 80s thing.

[00:15:54]>> It was. Quicksand was big back when we were kids. You're always afraid of quicksand.

[00:15:58]>> Never got stuck in it.

[00:15:59]>> Never I never even seen it. Leaches were a big thing.

[00:16:02]>> Yeah.

[00:16:03]>> I I remember it was the height of ninjas. What happened to ninjas?

[00:16:07]>> I believe there I mean I did a Danny's random fact a while back. I think there's a ninja shortage. They opened up a ninja college trying to get more ninjas. I'm not even kidding.

[00:16:16]>> You need to go to ninja college, Jay Byrd.

[00:16:19]>> like to go. I just think I I love karate so much. I love all that stuff. I just think I'm kind of shitty at it.

[00:16:25]>> Being a ninja would be tough.

[00:16:27]>> Yes.

[00:16:28]>> You can always get better.

[00:16:29]>> I just feel like ninjas have to be quiet and when I try to be quiet, I end up making so much more noise. [laughter] Like I'll try to whisper, my voice goes up.

[00:16:42]>> So leeches are commonly found in freshwater environments like I mean we could get them here. I think we you know we have the ocean so we don't really have to go in canals and stuff.

[00:16:51]>> Well, there was a big Rob Reiner movie back in the day called Stand by Me and I loved it as a kid and there's a scene where they're all in this weird water and the kid Gordie, that was his name in the movie, he gets a leech stuck on his dick. A leech on the Imagine a [ __ ] leech, >> Just like infinite blood flow.

[00:17:10]>> I mean a [ __ ] leech would be painful.

[00:17:14]>> That would be terrible. my god.

[00:17:16]>> bad cuz when you put them on your face, it didn't hurt.

[00:17:19]>> really hurt. They and they took a minute to kind of stick to my face. We had to keep putting them back on.

[00:17:24]>> They have to put their teeth in.

[00:17:25]>> Did we get low-budget leeches?

[00:17:27]>> we got leeches on a discount, y'all.

[00:17:29]>> Damn.

[00:17:30]>> Damn, they're found everywhere. There's a pretty good chance if you go in fresh water, you could possibly get a leech.

[00:17:35]>> In Florida?

[00:17:36]>> I think any They're They're very common, it says.

[00:17:39]>> All right, you got a canal by your house?

[00:17:41]>> they're found in almost any fresh water source.

[00:17:43]>> Is there danger with the leech?

[00:17:45]>> I think they said infection. I mean, also I mean, they used to use it for bloodletting back in the day.

[00:17:49]>> I mean, could you imagine having that on your Aretha Franklin?

[00:17:53]>> Oh no. Hell no.

[00:17:55]I'm always so afraid that I'm going to get like bit by a spider right on my dick or something.

[00:18:00]>> [laughter] >> Well, that's >> I mean, I do carry a fear of spiders.

[00:18:04]>> Dude, it's a common fear. [laughter] Bro, I got jumped by a roach today in my shower. I'm shook. I'm still getting the duck flesh from that.

[00:18:12]>> Anytime you get woken up by an animal, it's rough. I I had a frog land on my neck. You had the roach this morning. I mean, you were awake, but you were still just got up. You're in the shower.

[00:18:24]>> That sucks.

[00:18:25]>> the skittering. That's what happened to me with the rat at the townhouse. I just gotten up and I was on my recliner at the time and I start I'm working on prep for the show and all of a sudden in my closet, I hear someone It sounded like a football player trying to run through the the utility closet through my kitchen and I saw this big bag fly up. I go, "What the [ __ ] was that?" So, I put all these towels underneath to block in case there was a rat in there.

[00:18:56]>> Yeah.

[00:18:57]>> I went to go take a shower. 10 minutes later, it was on my stove.

[00:19:01]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:19:03]>> flicking me off.

[00:19:04]>> Making a pot of soup like Ratatouille.

[00:19:06]>> Clapping its balls.

[00:19:07]>> Hello, Jim Bud.

[00:19:08]>> Templeton, [ __ ] >> I threw something at it and >> coq au vin.

[00:19:12]>> That's good. Gosh, I love that accent.

[00:19:14]>> [laughter] >> I love that accent.

[00:19:16]>> junk pumping at you. That sucks.

[00:19:18]>> That's your Grimsley accent.

[00:19:20]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, dude. So, waking up with a rat looking at you or a roach. You ever have that happen? Or >> Yeah. Oh, growing up in New Orleans, poor, we had a roach problem.

[00:19:32]>> You did?

[00:19:33]>> And I actually wrote woke up with a roach on my face as a teenager. And my parents, you know, they were dumb. Honestly, I would have called an exterminator if it would have been me, and I would have had a professional team out there eradicating the problem and then making changes. What did my parents do? They went to the hardware store and they bought those bug bombs that you set off yourself.

[00:20:02]>> I mean, they're so >> You do it yourself and you set it off and it like shoots the >> Yeah.

[00:20:06]>> killing spray into the sky, 3 ft by 3 ft. That's the only area that gets affected and you have to leave the house for like 6 hours and then you come back and like, yeah, 12 bugs are dead, but out of the out of the 3,000 we had, killing 12 is not impressive.

[00:20:24]>> just leave and then come back.

[00:20:26]>> Yeah.

[00:20:26]>> Well, they it was more harm to the human than the roaches. The spray bombs?

[00:20:32]>> up today?

[00:20:33]>> They never worked. And I don't think those motels work either.

[00:20:37]>> Those motels weren't big enough to kill the problem we had.

[00:20:40]>> sucks about those is they just bait them to come and eat it and then I think it ruins their ability to reproduce. So, they just roll around until they die eventually. You have to live with them until they they no longer >> roommates with you.

[00:20:51]>> Yeah, that's what sucks. They don't actually kill them. I mean, they kill them over time, but >> was told that there's some of them where they they take something, like it's poison, they bring it back to the colony and that kills the colony.

[00:21:03]>> Yeah.

[00:21:03]>> Am I Am I off on that?

[00:21:04]>> the roach motel cuz when they go in there, it's a it's like a paste that sticks to them.

[00:21:08]>> And I thought roaches were just [ __ ] up normally. Put some wings on that son of a [ __ ] A flying roach takes it to a different level.

[00:21:16]>> him a palmetto bug, which I think is a fancy name for a flying roach.

[00:21:20]>> Yeah. That probably affected you as a kid with the roach thing. So, as an adult, you were probably so roach sensitive when it comes to that stuff.

[00:21:29]>> I was. And then I had to get over it because in my house I'm the exterminator.

[00:21:36]>> Yeah, yeah.

[00:21:37]>> I'm the one that kills the bugs. I'm the one that goes after the roaches, the spiders. But, I really have to psych myself up.

[00:21:43]>> That's what I have to do.

[00:21:45]>> Killing a roach is not fun. It's gross.

[00:21:47]It's not It's not a good thing. And I'm not even horrified by them. They just disgust me.

[00:21:51]>> Yeah, they don't scare me. They really skeeve me out.

[00:21:54]>> exactly it. I get grossed out by them.

[00:21:55]Spiders I legitimately am afraid of, but I also still kill them. I'm the one that does it.

[00:21:59]>> It was always so dramatic, shocking at my house. And we were to have a roach problem. And but >> They All my mom and aunt Anne would do is describe how terrible roaches were. Oh, they've got a back, and they breathe through the back, and they [ __ ] all over the food. And I'm like, "Oh gosh, I don't want to know about these roaches.

[00:22:16][laughter] Please don't tell me anymore."

[00:22:20]>> I was at I mean, this was I must have been 11 or 12. We were in Florida and it we were at TCBY getting yogurt, and we were sitting outside cuz it was really nice and windy and it was like kind of that balmy weather. And it was night time and I look over at the street light, you know, the light cast down, and I could see what looked like rain falling from it. And I go, "Oh, is it raining?" And I looked and it was palmetto bugs being shaken from the tree from the wind falling out. And it was falling all over the people at TCBY.

[00:22:50]>> Wow.

[00:22:51]>> disgusting.

[00:22:52]>> Yeah, I There There was a family that claimed, "We never have roaches." And they were talking [ __ ] about other people they knew that had a roaches. And they They in Florida, and I wanted to really wanted to say I was too young at the time. I didn't have the balls to stick up for the [ __ ] they were talking.

[00:23:07]It's like you live in [ __ ] Florida.

[00:23:09]Good luck not having a roach every now and then. It's going to happen. I don't care how clean you are, a roach will find its way in your house.

[00:23:16]>> Absolutely. Especially if you have pets and you got to keep water out for them.

[00:23:20]That's what they're attracted to.

[00:23:21]>> right. And good luck trying to keep rats away. I mean, I think you can keep them out of your house by blocking [ __ ] up, but they are all over South Florida, man.

[00:23:29]>> Get a cat. That will definitely keep a rat out of your house.

[00:23:31]>> I love it. Thank god I got I mean, my neighborhood leads the league in just weird-looking, fucked-up cats that >> Can you rent a cat?

[00:23:39]>> Rent a cat? I kind of do.

[00:23:40]>> Yeah, you got them in your neighborhood.

[00:23:42]>> There's one cat it's in my yard like twice a week, and it scares the [ __ ] out of me cuz it sometimes jumps up on my window like my sliding glass door. So, I'll go out there, and it looks at me, and it's got this evil stare.

[00:23:56]>> [laughter] >> It like it knows me.

[00:23:58]>> It has like a cataract eye.

[00:24:00]>> Yeah, it's it's [ __ ] up.

[00:24:02]>> It would be good though if you had like a mouse problem, rent a cat, and you just keep that cat for a couple of days, and he [ __ ] up the mice.

[00:24:10]>> You can technically foster a cat for a few months, and that would it once the mice realize that there's a cat there, they're not going to be coming around.

[00:24:16]>> Really?

[00:24:16]>> I mean, after you get rid of the cat, you probably have a period of time where they won't come around, but they'll eventually come back.

[00:24:21]>> Mice don't [ __ ] with my head. Rats do.

[00:24:24]I There's a difference.

[00:24:25]>> They're way grosser. Mice are actually kind of cute even though they're still a pest.

[00:24:30]>> I'm not jacked up if I see a a mouse in my house.

[00:24:32]>> If either one is a roommate, I'm upset.

[00:24:35]>> I'm very upset.

[00:24:36]>> Well, that I I had You know when you pay when you're getting your house to get that expect inspection, you have to do that. I thought I found a house that I really liked. It was a two-story house in Gardens. It had a perfect little area for a podcast room, and I did I paid the money for the inspection. I really thought I was going to get this house.

[00:24:53]So, I went back at the second day, and the inspection team was there, and I didn't notice it the first time, but as they're talking to me, the train goes by, and it was so loud, the house was rattling, and we weren't that close to the train track. I'm going, "Huh, that might be a problem."

[00:25:10]>> rattling?

[00:25:11]>> And all of a sudden, I started kind of getting a little cold feet, but I go, "Ah, buddy, you'll be fine. You'll get used to it." And as soon as I'm having that thought process, one of the uh inspectors comes down, "Yeah, we got some rats up here in the attic. They're dead, but we got some rats up here."

[00:25:24]>> I said, "I'm [ __ ] out. I'm not doing this."

[00:25:27]>> out, man."

[00:25:28]>> What? How many more signs do I need?

[00:25:30][laughter] >> Then I walked by the Grim Reaper.

[00:25:32]>> Yeah, no.

[00:25:33]>> I'm like, "No. I'll I'll eat the money."

[00:25:35]And I did not want to eat the money, but >> I I I had to. It sucked. Well, you got scarred from the last experience. Yeah, and I get it. There's There's rats in everyone's attic, but I was still very rat >> not. There's not rats in everyone's attic, and I think that everybody's got to fight the the rat.

[00:25:51]>> Okay, I >> Yes. We We will not accept rats in the attic.

[00:25:54]>> Well, I mean, not during the uh the walk-through.

[00:25:57]>> No.

[00:25:59]>> But I'm saying that so if anyone is in that position, just be be sure you want to buy that house before you put that money down, cuz you will lose it. And I lost it.

[00:26:09]>> that you have a good inspector that's on your side.

[00:26:12]>> by them.

[00:26:13]>> Not hired by the seller, hired by the buyer. If you're the buyer, get your own inspector.

[00:26:22]>> agree with that. Yeah, our inspector was cool. He caught that our I guess they did a recall on the circuit breaker box that was in our house, and if you want to replace that yourself, you're looking at like 2,000 bucks. And so, they complained, and the lady that sold us the house replaced it.

[00:26:37]>> Nice.

[00:26:37]>> Because they go, "This is a hazard."

[00:26:39]>> Right.

[00:26:39]>> So, we got a >> want a fire.

[00:26:41]>> No, we got a boss ass one now.

[00:26:43]>> That's what I like.

[00:26:44]>> I got the whole gas line and all that stuff. I've never really I've gotten used to it, but it's not my favorite. I like having hot water all the time. That's cool, but I'm always in the back of my head I'm always thinking, "Something on? Do I surely like this joint right now?"

[00:26:58]>> I don't >> You can kind of smell it. Gas will take me out.

[00:27:01]>> It does. It does. It does.

[00:27:03]>> I don't like it.

[00:27:04]>> There's a faux gas smell. Sometimes you think you smell it and then ah it's just my head.

[00:27:09]>> That's That's a symptom of menopause. I have faux smells all the time. I'll be like, "Panda, do you smell ranch dressing?" And he's like, "What?"

[00:27:16]>> I wish.

[00:27:17]>> Yeah, the other day I was smelling blueberry pie.

[00:27:20]>> You menopause.

[00:27:21]>> It's Dude, I'm retaining >> If there was no blueberry pie around and you're smelling blueberry pie, that's weird and it could be hormones.

[00:27:30]>> I am retaining nothing but just thoughts and sad No, I'M JUST KIDDING.

[00:27:35]>> [laughter] >> NO, I YEAH, who knows what the [ __ ] it is.

[00:27:40]Yeah. Maybe my neighbor's cooking blueberry pie. There's always that possibility, Danny.

[00:27:43]>> Well, then they need to share.

[00:27:45]>> Agreed.

[00:27:46]>> Blueberry pie is good.

[00:27:47]>> We got a uh it was like all berry pie. It had like five berries in it and I'd never even heard of it and it was so freaking good.

[00:27:54]>> I don't like a berry with seeds in it.

[00:27:56]>> I don't mind them.

[00:27:58]>> I love a seeded berry like a blackberry.

[00:28:00]>> Yeah, I like blackberry, the boysen.

[00:28:02]>> Boysenberry. I just like my berry to be firm.

[00:28:05]>> I hate that pomegranate.

[00:28:07]Pomegranta.

[00:28:08]>> Pomegranate.

[00:28:09]>> Pomegranate. [ __ ] I hate that [ __ ] I hate it.

[00:28:12]>> That one's got a lot of seeds.

[00:28:13]>> Yeah, I just they they have that flavor a lot for sports drinks and that's the shittiest flavors out there, Danny.

[00:28:20]>> I feel like kiwis always added to flavors to juices and stuff, but I I feel like nobody ever talks about kiwi.

[00:28:27]Like as a fruit by itself.

[00:28:28]>> Kiwi's not great unless it's under ripe.

[00:28:32]>> it's under ripe, I like it.

[00:28:34]>> We >> But as soon as it starts getting soft a little bit, [ __ ] that kiwi.

[00:28:38]>> We were talking about fruit in the hallway. Like melon has the potential to have zero flavor. If you buy melon on sale, it'll have zero flavor.

[00:28:46]>> You are right.

[00:28:47]>> You can't You can You can't buy fruit on sale because that's the fruit they're trying to get rid of. It always has no flavor whatsoever.

[00:28:52]>> Honeydew tastes like air.

[00:28:54]>> It tastes like nothing. If you let it go too long, it kind of tastes like nail polish.

[00:28:57]>> do make it harder to eat healthy cuz we you were going to get some fruit, especially the kind that's cut up already.

[00:29:03]>> Yeah.

[00:29:04]>> The When they cut it up, they add $9 to it. They do.

[00:29:07]>> bucks added immediately just for cutting it.

[00:29:10]>> You got to go by your house at that little Asian market over there, and you know how I feel about an Asian market.

[00:29:16]They have good fruit prices, and they actually have cut fruit that is not crazy expensive.

[00:29:22]>> of a hidden secret that a lot of people don't know about. If you want some cheaper fruit that's delicious and good, they got juices there. They got all kind of stuff. It It's an Asian market right by that liquor store across from the Publix.

[00:29:35]>> It's just west of 95 on North Lake Boulevard.

[00:29:39]>> That place is good.

[00:29:40]>> It's always got some people in there.

[00:29:42]Yeah, so if you're look at It's worth the trip.

[00:29:44]>> They got like >> The Asian sauces, the tonkatsu sauce is so good. I think you'd like that one.

[00:29:49]>> I went there and bought the biggest jar of duck sauce, and I'm waiting in line, and [laughter] it slipped out of my hand, and it broke everywhere.

[00:29:58]>> You're that guy?

[00:29:59]>> I have not been back since cuz they were not [ __ ] happy.

[00:30:02]>> Oh [laughter] my god, they wanted to kill you.

[00:30:04]>> I offered to clean it up. They're like, "Just No. No."

[00:30:07]>> Get the [ __ ] out of here.

[00:30:10]>> Some. [laughter] I slinked out. I'm sorry.

[00:30:13]>> Look away.

[00:30:15]>> I think I got Well, in my defense, I got a bitch-ass grip, and this [ __ ] was heavy as [ __ ] >> Well, there's a difference between the duck sauce and the sweet and sour sauce from the Asian market.

[00:30:24]>> definitely.

[00:30:25]>> you like better?

[00:30:26]>> Uh the duck sauce. Sweet and sour sauce tastes like air condition and dog to me now.

[00:30:31]>> Sometimes it's too strong. The duck sauce is a little more subtle.

[00:30:34]>> Not every sweet and sour sauce is uh created equal. There There's one that seems like it's a shitty kind, and it it tastes like air condition water and dog.

[00:30:42]>> What about that Chinese hot mustard?

[00:30:44]>> Oh, it's so good.

[00:30:46]Oh, yeah. You can squirt that in stuff, too.

[00:30:48]If I want to sweat [laughter] and >> you good squirting stuff.

[00:30:52]>> Sweating and crying while I'm eating is always fun. [laughter] >> Hey, you don't like anything hot.

[00:30:57]>> No, that [ __ ] makes my eyes water. I got a I have a huge on top of me.

[00:31:01]>> How does it make your [ __ ] feel?

[00:31:03]>> Oh my gosh, dripping. Uh, the thing swells up.

[00:31:06]>> [laughter] >> You You can probably buy yum yum sauce there, too. That sauce is [ __ ] good.

[00:31:11]>> Oh, yum yum sauce is great.

[00:31:13]>> like a yum yum sauce.

[00:31:15]>> Put right Put it on rice. I see you do that, yeah.

[00:31:19]>> [laughter] >> Are we reading these emails? What are we >> Yeah, let's read some emails.

[00:31:24]We'll skedaddle.

[00:31:26]>> This one is coming from Nina and she says, "Hey, will you guys be announcing a KBJ meet up in New York City when you're going to be there July 1st, 2nd, and 3rd?"

[00:31:40]And to that, I would say, "Yeah, let's do it." Um >> Probably something we'll have to coordinate.

[00:31:46]>> The best night would probably be Thursday after Kevin gets his award.

[00:31:55]>> That's probably good cuz then his head will be clear. He won't be thinking about >> Right.

[00:31:59]>> It's hard to have fun when you got something kind of >> Exactly. When you know you have to get up and give a speech and you're Scott Shannon is the one that's going to be on stage giving him this award.

[00:32:10]>> And that's a guy Kevin really looks up to. So, it's a really cool moment.

[00:32:14]>> We would definitely love to do a meet up. So, I'm thinking July 2nd, which is a Thursday. What's that bar? Is it McSorley's?

[00:32:21]>> Oh, yeah, that's probably a good spot.

[00:32:23]>> that's what Kevin wanted to do. Yeah, McSorley's. That's great.

[00:32:25]>> Let's say McSorley's at 6:30.

[00:32:31]>> And you can hang out.

[00:32:32]>> I'll be there. Even if it's just me and no Kevin, which you might get. I'll be there. McSorley's on Thursday, July 2nd in New York City.

[00:32:42]>> you were just listening at home, Virginia's writing it down in her old woman calendar, that means it is official.

[00:32:48]>> It's official. Kevin's getting his award at 4:30.

[00:32:52]>> Yeah, that shouldn't take You might want to make it 7:00 possibly.

[00:32:56]I don't know. I don't know.

[00:32:57]>> I'm looking for an excuse to leave early.

[00:33:00]>> [laughter] >> I'm going to take some video for social media and bounce the [ __ ] because it's filled with radio people and I don't have time.

[00:33:06]>> They're all going to be yucking it up.

[00:33:07]>> I don't have time. I don't want to be in some kind of joke off where we're all standing in a circle trying to impress each other by who can be the funniest.

[00:33:16]>> That does happen at some of these radio conventions, Danny. I know you've never been to one. I haven't been to one in a long time, but you get a bunch of radio [ __ ] in a room and they're There's about 10 of them There's usually about what, 60 to 70 of them in there.

[00:33:31]>> Maybe more.

[00:33:32]>> Maybe more. [laughter] And you usually have about 10 who are just trying to out joke each other the whole time.

[00:33:37]>> They want to make an impression.

[00:33:39]>> Yes. And like the first 15 minutes you're like, "Haha, that's great." It's like an hour 15 like, "Shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:33:44]We get it. [laughter] You're the funny one on the show. We get it. Shut up."

[00:33:48]>> I'm so tired.

[00:33:49]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, all that sounds awful.

[00:33:51]>> All right, so there you go. Thursday, July 2nd, 6:30, McSorley's.

[00:33:58]This one is from Jeremy and it says, "You were talking about the seaweed on our beaches, guys. Well, I was at the beach on Sunday and it's getting out of control and yes, it does stink. What can we do?"

[00:34:13]>> That's that >> Is it the sargassum?

[00:34:15]>> Yeah.

[00:34:17]>> Now, is the sargassum different than the blue-green algae >> problems there.

[00:34:23]>> both summertime problems cuz I think it's like the heat >> The water warming up.

[00:34:27]>> Yeah.

[00:34:27]>> Well, I'd imagine they didn't uh cure the blue algae problem, did they? The blue-green algae problem.

[00:34:32]>> No, I think why blooming. I think it's a runoff problem from your sugar manufacturer.

[00:34:37]>> Yeah.

[00:34:38]>> Well, so this year, too, we got to watch out. They're talking super El Nino, and they're saying it's heating up all of the waters. So, they're expecting erratic weather, and I'm sure it's making all that stuff bloom.

[00:34:47]>> Now, how's this different than the fantastic El Nino?

[00:34:50]>> [laughter] >> This one's got a cape.

[00:34:53]>> To Jeremy, we would just say, I don't know, maybe hit the pool instead of the beach.

[00:34:58]>> Yeah, this happens all the time. I used to surf, and you'd have to sometimes like paddle out past all of the seaweed that's collecting.

[00:35:04]>> I think he's wanting to, you know, just let us know that it's a problem. People need to know about it.

[00:35:09]>> I used to pick it up until I realized it had sea lice in it.

[00:35:12]>> Oh, yeah, it's If you shake it in the palm of your hand, little crabs, little shrimps, little all kinds of sea life is in it. And if you shake it in your palm of your hand, kids like doing that.

[00:35:24]>> Yeah. Well, that's what we would do when we'd go on field trips. You'd get not the the the bad stuff, but you'd get stuff that was in the water.

[00:35:30]>> Not the blue green algae. Yeah, not that [ __ ] But, you know, the stuff that was in the water, and you would you'd shake it out, and that was always the cool thing to do. Like, "Oh my gosh, I got a shrimp."

[00:35:39]>> We would go on field trips and do that type of stuff, or go to lagoons, and you collect and you look at them under the microscope, and you can see all the >> That's cool.

[00:35:46]>> the water bears and stuff.

[00:35:48]>> was a big find, and then if you were able to see a needle nose fish floating by, you're like, "Oh my gosh, a needle nose."

[00:35:53]>> Needle nose gar, they're all kind of cool.

[00:35:56]>> Very cool. All right, this might be the most badass picture we've got all week.

[00:36:01]This comes from Daniel, and it's him in the '80s with, I guess, his mom and a box of Mr. T's cereal.

[00:36:11]>> That is so badass.

[00:36:13]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:36:14]>> That's awesome.

[00:36:15]>> What an amazing picture.

[00:36:17]>> That's so funny. That reminds me so much of my house back from the '80s.

[00:36:22]>> Is that a Mountain Dew something over there?

[00:36:24]>> It looks like they have a refrigerator with a Mountain Dew. I don't know, is that a magnet? Wow.

[00:36:29]>> I feel like everything in the '80s was beige.

[00:36:32]>> Beige and brown.

[00:36:33]>> Daniel, this is an awesome picture.

[00:36:36]>> That is really my childhood right there.

[00:36:39]>> That is amazing.

[00:36:41]>> Yeah, that Mr. T cereal was next level, man.

[00:36:43]>> Oh, yeah. So, a lot of celebrities got cereals back then when they were one-offs.

[00:36:47]>> They did. Even C-3PO.

[00:36:50]>> Yeah, yeah.

[00:36:50]>> Yeah, yeah, they had their own brand for a minute.

[00:36:53]>> Was it good?

[00:36:54]>> Uh it was good. Yeah, I did like it.

[00:36:56]>> That's why that's why I don't ever get that stuff cuz if it's really good and then they discontinue it, you never get it again.

[00:37:01]>> Well, now you can buy it on eBay. The people had had cereals that >> OG?

[00:37:06]>> There is There is There is Mr. T cereal on eBay you can buy that people did not open.

[00:37:12]I know, but but it's cool to put on as a decoration.

[00:37:15]It's awesome.

[00:37:17]>> just don't open it. Cuz there's still people that have Crystal Coke and stuff that you can buy sealed.

[00:37:21]>> It's weird because I you wonder do they have the the mind frame to save that stuff as a collector or do they just keep it unopened by accident and chance and like years later >> was a hoarder.

[00:37:33]>> Yeah, exactly.

[00:37:34]>> That could happen if somebody passes away and they collect all that stuff.

[00:37:37]That's how all this stuff just randomly gets released.

[00:37:39]>> Yeah, right. That's what happened to me and Danny's. We went to a bookstore and they they would sell toys but not at this level.

[00:37:46]>> They always had a couple one-off but now >> We walked in there I guess somebody died and they donated or gave the the figures to this bookstore and it was a [ __ ] ton.

[00:37:56]>> Damn. Just boxes of it.

[00:37:58]>> Who gets all your [ __ ] when you die?

[00:38:00]>> I've got a list. Don't worry. I've got some Yodas for you, baby Yodas for you.

[00:38:04]>> Okay.

[00:38:06]Now you're talking, big bucks.

[00:38:08]>> some Wizard of Oz witches. I already I gave you one of them.

[00:38:11]>> I love it.

[00:38:11]>> Yes.

[00:38:12]>> Witch it up. Okay, this message comes from Brandon and it says, "Hey guys, just to let you know there's hotcakes still all day at McDonald's."

[00:38:22]>> Okay, good note. for breakfast. Yeah, they have a breakfast uh >> All day?

[00:38:26]>> I don't know about all day.

[00:38:28]>> all day.

[00:38:29]>> They have it all day. I mean, so our the one here used to be breakfast all day.

[00:38:33]They got rid of that. It's They stopped it. Yeah, it's no longer a thing.

[00:38:36]>> He is saying that they do hotcakes and hotcakes alone >> know.

[00:38:42]>> all day.

[00:38:43]>> Or does he work for Burger King and he's trying to throw some calamity at McDonald's?

[00:38:48]>> over there and we're disappointed and then we stop going.

[00:38:50]>> Yeah.

[00:38:50]>> Brandon, if I can't get a pancake today >> So, I mean, just the pancakes. You order, "Hey, let me get those hotcakes."

[00:38:57]and they'll know what you're talking about.

[00:38:58]>> That's what he's saying.

[00:38:59]>> Yeah, I I always love to do the McDonald's or the fast food experiment.

[00:39:02]Remember we did that whole segment about secret items and all these I went to all of them. I'm like, "Yeah, I'll take this secret uh Panera special." Like, "What the [ __ ] are you talking about?"

[00:39:11]>> And then you have to explain it to them and they still won't do it.

[00:39:13]>> Yeah, they're like, "We don't We have no idea what you're talking about."

[00:39:15]>> that.

[00:39:16]>> No.

[00:39:16]>> I don't even take the risk anymore. I don't even make modifications to my food anymore.

[00:39:20]>> I don't take the risk you get side eye.

[00:39:21]>> Well, I don't take the risk anymore because I'm 0 for 9.

[00:39:23]>> [laughter] >> All right, and then finally here, Peggy sends this one in talking McDonald's.

[00:39:30]She said, "I had a fried apple pie yesterday.

[00:39:34]Nice and crispy, crunchy, sweeter than the baked crap. A good memory for me."

[00:39:42]Okay, so it's just from her childhood.

[00:39:44]>> she's saying that they're back, baby, and better than ever.

[00:39:46]>> Cuz the old ones probably used shortening, right? They used something that probably isn't even really cooked with now.

[00:39:52]>> Right, they probably used Crisco shortening.

[00:39:55]>> And the baked just did not hit.

[00:39:58]>> It didn't.

[00:39:59]>> I got a cake I'm going to be bringing in for you guys. It's called the depression cake and that's all you need to know about it.

[00:40:06]>> I like your Sprite cake. Why don't you bring it in another >> Yeah, that was good. It was 7 Up cake, but yes. Same thing, [laughter] really.

[00:40:12]It really You can make a cake with any kind of soda, by the way.

[00:40:14]>> Sierra Mist?

[00:40:15]>> I love the texture of it. It was very spongy.

[00:40:18]>> It was, but that was that pistachio cream in the middle, right?

[00:40:20]>> That did help, yes.

[00:40:21]>> That had the moistness.

[00:40:23]>> That pistachio cream is [ __ ] good. I [ __ ] love pistachio.

[00:40:26]>> I do, too, man.

[00:40:27]>> Do you know what I bring up that I like made from [clears throat] >> Your nut cream is great, Jay Byrd.

[00:40:31]>> Thank you for sharing your nut cream with all of us.

[00:40:34]>> pride in my nut cream.

[00:40:35]>> I don't know if anyone else likes this.

[00:40:36]It's made from almond paste, but marzipan. I love marzipan, and every time I bring it up, people just scoff at me.

[00:40:41]>> Sounds like an anxiety medicine.

[00:40:43]>> It marzipan is like an Italian thing.

[00:40:46]>> Yes.

[00:40:46]>> Big time. That's why Jay Byrd doesn't like it cuz he's a shitty Italian.

[00:40:50]>> That's why Jay Byrd's never heard of it.

[00:40:52]>> Marzipan sounds like a medication.

[00:40:55]>> You can't find You can only find it in the holidays, and and they barely ever carry it.

[00:40:59]>> I have some at home I can give you.

[00:41:01]>> What?

[00:41:01]>> Magnolia bakes with it because she's got a uh flower allergy with the whole gluten thing.

[00:41:07]>> Oh, so she uses almond paste.

[00:41:08]>> She uses almond paste and almond flour.

[00:41:10]>> Oh, wow.

[00:41:11]>> It's It's a very Italian thing. Put some pine nuts on that [ __ ] >> Throw a little marinara, forget about it.

[00:41:17]>> No, [laughter] not marinara. It's a cookie, you dumb ass.

[00:41:20]>> I don't I've never heard of this [ __ ] before. I am so sorry to my fellow Italians, and Mom, I'm sorry.

[00:41:27]>> Don't worry. Forget about it.

[00:41:29]>> Yeah. Forget about it. Well, you guys ready to wrap this thing up?

[00:41:33]>> Yes, 10 minutes ago.

[00:41:35]>> Huh?

[00:41:35]>> We do have weird whatever tonight.

[00:41:38]>> Yes, we haven't we haven't talked enough today.

[00:41:40]>> Cuz you like to do more unpaid podcasts.

[00:41:43]>> I know. Yes- or last week I did six in one day.

[00:41:46]>> Oh, wow.

[00:41:47]>> What the [ __ ] is going on here?

[00:41:49]>> What are you doing?

[00:41:50]>> And I don't know if I think any of them were good, either.

[00:41:52]>> You're getting old. We're supposed to slow down.

[00:41:54]>> But yeah, tonight KVJ uh YouTube >> We're doing it 1 hour earlier.

[00:41:59]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:42:01]>> Early bird special. See you there.