How Black People Act On Juneteenth Day

[00:00:00]Happy Junth to everybody, man. Y'all know what that is, man. I ain't racing nothing, but that's that's for us, man.

[00:00:06]I got on my foo for us, by us. You know what I'm saying? I'm feeling good. I'm NFL [ __ ] for life. And how I'm feeling today, I ain't going to lie. I see a snowflake. I'mma tell them about their self. I don't not no boy or nothing. I can't fight or nothing, but you know, I'm going just say what I what's on my mind, what's on my heart, what's in my sphere.

[00:00:24]>> Who is that? Jason, that white chocolate. What up, fam?

[00:00:27]>> Oh, what up with you, Bamos? Hey, you know it's Junth, right?

[00:00:30]>> Yeah.

[00:00:31]>> What you got for us >> now? When you say what I got for you, what you be?

[00:00:33]>> Like no Don Julio. No, no, no, no, nothing to the barbecue. What?

[00:00:37]>> Nah, bro. I just drink tall or 211 still reserved 100 proof with a brown paper bag underneath like the cluckers in the alley, bro.

[00:00:42]>> Man, you Why you trying to Why you wearing black stuff, bro? Why you trying to add black, bro?

[00:00:46]>> Yeah, bro. What's What's with you people, bro?

[00:00:48]>> Bro, your teeth.

[00:00:50]>> No, I'm saying what's up [laughter] with you people?

[00:00:52]>> You people? What you mean you people?

[00:00:53]>> You people, BRO? I MEAN YOU >> WHAT YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE? WHERE YOU SHUT [laughter] the shut your staging ass breath up tarter sauce I'll tell you about yourself vanilla Ice all I'm saying is y'all got a good life and you in my business a 800 credit score you got a good car you got good living your kids in private school and I know and I know you just stole that KFC recipe and you and you stole it from black that's cuz that's the only thing that tastes good from y'all cooking >> am I being pumped >> no you is a pump >> you is a punk >> come mayonnaise straight up bro you smiling Bro, >> can I smile?

[00:01:27]>> What? What did you got to say?

[00:01:29]>> Nothing. I'm just SMILING CUZ MY GODDAMN TEETH AIN'T ATE out by goddamn termites like yours.

[00:01:34]>> Man, I'm just saying, [ __ ] >> What is you talking about? Why is you come? What is you talking anyway?

[00:01:38]>> You You You white, ain't you?

[00:01:39]>> You white. What? Man, calm your ugly don cheetah now looking ass down. I'm black too, bro. I just got a little taste of color TO ME.

[00:01:46]>> YOU BLACK?

[00:01:46]>> YES, I'M BLACK.

[00:01:47]>> NAH, BRO. WHAT? Where you from?

[00:01:49]>> Mississippi?

[00:01:50]>> Don't mean nothing. Okay, let me let me ask you a few things.

[00:01:53]>> Well, can you back up a little bit? Your action. This some trivia, bro. All right. I'm used to this, too.

[00:01:57]>> All right, bro. What? You ain't used to nothing, bro. What? What in Juice, right? The movie Juice. What did Pop Who was Pop screaming at the window to come to the window?

[00:02:06]>> You talking about he was trying to trick his guy down there with that little deuce dude so he can pop him or something.

[00:02:09]>> Yeah.

[00:02:10]>> Q. [screaming] HEY, Q. Q. CALM DOWN SO I CAN GET YOU THIS GOOSE. DEUCE.

[00:02:15]>> CALM DOWN. [laughter] >> Calm down. Radio. Anybody? Anybody can know that though. That movie so I got no jailbrok. Okay. So, on the movie Lean on Me, >> what did Mr. Clark take the uh the kid that Mr. Clark took upstairs, bro. Who was that fat kid name? What was his name?

[00:02:31]>> Now that was Steel of the movie Jews, >> man.

[00:02:35]>> THE ONE POPPED IT WITH THE [ __ ] KICKBOXING HAIRCUT. That goddamn Freddy Cooper jacket on that Pac popped. He was about to goddamn steps. That's him when he little >> one that look like Tim D.

[00:02:43]>> Yeah, the one like this one like a baby Mark Henry. Hey, he got c he got caught with some pink ass while he was grown.

[00:02:50]Now they say that. Okay. You looking, man. Okay. This the last one, bro. Now, if you Now you get this one. Did I know something?

[00:02:56]>> Hold on, Jamal.

[00:02:58]>> It's June. It's Junth, right?

[00:03:00]>> If If a kid ask you for a dollar, what you going to tell them?

[00:03:03]>> Now, you know my model.

[00:03:04]>> What's your model?

[00:03:04]>> You know my model.

[00:03:05]>> What's your model?

[00:03:06]>> You know my model.

[00:03:06]>> WHAT'S YOUR MODEL?

[00:03:07]>> [ __ ] THEM KIDS. MAMA, [screaming] [laughter] >> calm down. That all that air smell like >> jig air stink, don't it? Hey, but I'm black, ain't I?

[00:03:19]>> I don't know, bro. You pass though.

[00:03:21]>> There we go. Belly good.

[00:03:24]All right, bro. Uh, hey. Uh, let me get that ball.

[00:03:27]>> Oh, go ahead. Come on.

[00:03:28]>> All right. All right, man.

[00:03:30]>> Take some moves on you.

[00:03:30]>> Huh?

[00:03:31]>> Hey, you look like dude off uh uh uh poison hood.

[00:03:34]>> This mine, bro.

[00:03:35]>> Well, you look like dude on poison hood who wouldn't get a ball.

[00:03:37]>> Hey, belly good.

[00:03:38]>> No, that's my ball cuz you know why, bro? You lightkinned. So, h so technically half your side white. I should whoop that ass. I should have whipped your other side ass black skin punk.

[00:03:48]>> I know what time about there.

[00:03:49]>> Yeah, you thinking now.

[00:03:50]>> Damn.

[00:03:51]>> Yeah, belly gush.

[00:03:53]>> Huh? Hey, you know what, >> [ __ ] What's up?

[00:03:55]>> Y'all deserve REPARATION 40 ACRES IN THE MIRROR.

[00:03:58]>> You got it for me.

[00:03:59]>> No, I'm just talking now. I got the black side. I AIN'T GOT [ __ ] [ __ ] YOU, [ __ ] >> GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE THEN.

[00:04:04]>> AIN'T NO black ho.

[00:04:07]>> All right, [ __ ] >> I tried nothing >> that and I believe it cuz that's in your DNA. I believe it, ho. Hey, >> what's up?

[00:04:15]>> Happy Junth.

[00:04:16]>> Happy Junth, [ __ ] Hey, >> don't bring no potato salad and pick them raises in the boy.

[00:04:22]>> All right, bro.

[00:04:24]>> Hey, y'all. I don't know, man. He could >> He could be telling the truth, but I ain't racist though, y'all. So, don't take it the wrong way. I'm just I'm just mad right now. Ah, happy jolting.