Dirty Mountain Dew Cream Soda Review

[00:00:00]What is going on everybody? You'll pay for this and today I paid for this. So we are in the trailer. It is a little bit warm. I should turn on my vent fan.

[00:00:12]But I didn't want it making too much noise during the video. So today we're reviewing I seen this at the store two weeks ago.

[00:00:20]So it's been marinating in my cooler for last two weeks.

[00:00:24]Dirty Mountain Dew Cream Soda Dew.

[00:00:29]Now this is not diet. I got the real stuff.

[00:00:33]So there's plenty of sugar in here. How much sugar's in this [ __ ] 70 70 >> [laughter] >> 73 grams of sugar. Includes 73 grams of added sugars.

[00:00:51]So that's 100 and what I don't know. Who knows?

[00:00:54]There's a lot of sugar in this [ __ ] Let's just say that, okay? How's this for the thumbnail?

[00:00:59]But if I'm going to spike it with Tito's vodka, then how's this for the thumbnail?

[00:01:14]Okay.

[00:01:16]So it is the daytime. So this is considered day daytime drinking. But you know, I deserve it. I've worked hard, okay? And I'm not going anywhere.

[00:01:25]I'm going to stay right here. I'm not driving anywhere.

[00:01:28]So let's first let's do the Not Not today homes. Not today.

[00:01:36]Okay. Let's do the initial drink.

[00:01:51]Can definitely taste the cream part.

[00:01:54]Ah.

[00:01:58]I don't know if I'm feeling this. Let me see.

[00:02:05]Yeah, that's kind of funky.

[00:02:08]Let's uh let's get a let's get a Tito's um Let's get Tito's uh opinion on this.

[00:02:32]Yeah, I'm not really feeling it.

[00:02:35]Um I think this should not have gone out to market.

[00:02:38]I think that uh they're just selling a new flavor and they hope to, you know, get more people to buy it and then they'll quickly realize that it's no good. So, they won't be selling this very much longer unless uh you know, cuz really, the only people that really drink Mountain Dew are like fat white guys under the age of 30.

[00:02:58]And you know, when these fat white guys, when they you know, eventually get diabet- they're going to stop drinking this crap. So, it's it's like like Mountain Dew is like cigarettes. Like the companies, they need to get more uh you know, new people coming into the fold by it because they eventually all get diabetes.

[00:03:17]So, uh using the Dorsey decimal system from a 1 to 10, I give this concoction a 4.

[00:03:25]4. Not very good. I'm not a big fan of Mountain Dew to begin with, but also it's just not very good, so. If you're going to go to the store and buy this crap, um you know, don't buy a 12-pack, just buy a single bottle and see if you like it. And if you like it, then go buy it. [ __ ] what I say, who cares? All right, guys, catch you with you in the next review. Peace out.