Government ownership of private companies, such as the proposed 50% stake in AI companies by Bernie Sanders, represents a form of communism where the state seizes control of the means of production. This policy would guarantee that trillions created by AI are used to improve lives while blocking oligarch decisions that harm the American people. The hosts argue this is un-American and represents government takeover of the private sector, which would guarantee that companies like SpaceX would be controlled by the government rather than private entrepreneurs.
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Obama's Eye Sore, Sander's Full Blown Communism, Other Stuff - Monkey in the Morning
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>> Hi guys. Welcome to Monkey in the Morning. I'm your host, Serantic Monkey.
He's Jack. Say hi, Jack. Hi, everybody.
Sorry, guys. He's tired. I'm highly annoyed and still sick. So, we're going to do our best. Our best. And uh hopefully it's good enough. Jack, um I I kind of gave it away a little bit.
You're tired. How you doing, my friend?
>> She's tired. I've been moving stuff and annoying the cat to no end. Uh so yeah, she her scent map. I don't know how many cat people are out there, but that's how cats navigate their environment. They create a scent map by rubbing their face on everything.
So, um, I've made hers into a total nightmare because I moved stuff all over the place. It's great. Good times were had by everybody except her.
I uh I I Miss Phoebe, she has to chin everything. That's I don't know what it's called with cats, but with rabbits when they do that, it's called chinning.
It's marking their territory.
>> Yeah. That's how they create their scent map so they can get around or whatever.
>> Yeah. Miss Feebs doesn't chin a lot of stuff. Uh, but she does patrol our house like she's afraid somebody's going to break in.
>> Then this is mine and this is mine.
>> Uh, for me, I'm I'm I'm feeling a little bit better, but not good. Uh, but but then today my wife started talking about not taking me on vacation with her. My vacation starts Wednesday, guys. That's when we're leaving my house. So, this coming Wednesday.
Um, and and I was like, "No, I I still want to go even if I'm sick." And then she says, "Do you really want to take sickness down to three old people?" And I was like, "Huh? You I'm thinking >> I really want to go to Virginia, though." So, uh, maybe I'll just stay in the van the whole time.
Um, but yeah, hopefully by the time Wednesday comes, I'm feeling better. I don't think I'm contagious. Nobody else in the house has gotten sick. Uh, you're probably not, but do you really want to risk getting blamed for something?
>> No. No. I I I never want to be in an argument with my wife where she can go, "But you killed my dad."
>> Right. That's total oneupsmanship. Like, how do you defeat that argument, >> you win again? Uh, yeah. So, I I'm I'm feeling marginally better. I've been to sleep like three times today and they've been good sleeps each time and and I've woke up, you know, raring to go, but they've only been for like two hours each.
>> So that that sleep high runs out really quick. Like I'll walk upstairs and it's gone. So, uh, no monkey withdraws. Look, look, um, two things. One, you could shame Jack into trying to stream while I'm gone.
>> Or, >> yeah, >> there are literal thousands of things I've done online you can watch.
>> Yeah, we we've got tons of uh old episodes you could watch that you haven't watched. Monkeys still probably got videos up from back in the day. I have a assload of channels that you can watch.
>> Yeah, we got tons of stuff.
Jack, let's move into the the headlines of the day. And I'm'll be honest with you guys, I don't have a lot of headline stuff I really want to talk about. I mean, there's this stupid [ __ ] going on in the Senate where once again, I see Republicans trying to shoot themselves in the foot. They're now going after John Kennedy. They're like, he's actually just a rhino. He He's a traitor over the act.
>> Who call John Kennedy a rhino?
>> Uh because of the save act. Apparently, he's blocking somehow. I don't know.
>> Uh >> that's more thoon than uh cotton.
>> Well, the thing is back in April, Kennedy tried forcing the Save Act into the reconciliation bill.
>> Yeah.
>> And they're like, he's a traitor. He doesn't want this to go. Like, of all the people you're going after, it's Kennedy.
>> [ __ ] a lot of misdirected anger. And let's face it, there's a little bit of stupidity sprinkled in there. But before we get to that stuff, I want to talk about the image on your screen. Believe it or not, this is not a supermax prison.
>> What?
>> It does look like something out of demolition, man, doesn't it?
>> The [ __ ] is this? This is the Obama presidential center. Cuz he doesn't just have a presidential library. He's got a whole >> of course he does.
>> Some random black guy. Thank you so much for the feminist. You know what's funny about that? Before I get to your actual I just watched video on Anita Sarkeesian. He does a crash and burn series on his movie channel.
>> Yeah.
>> But he did a crash and burn on Anita Sarkeesian on his gaming channel.
>> And uh yeah, the the whole $12 comes from Feminist Frequency, which is not something I'd even thought of for a long time until I watched that and then the $12 comes in. So, thank you so much for helping us stay in business here. So after after spending years building Obama's evil layer in the ghetto and raising rents and insurance of the area to gentrify it only a few years later because we have our own time. This uppidity [ __ ] and his husband aren't paying me for the work. Yes, true.
Uh can you imagine? I mean they they they did they built this in a depressed area of town and one of the complaints about it has been like you are massively raising property values around here and not in a good way. You see the kind of people that they're raising the values on they're not going to be able to sell their homes and recoup what they still owe and go live somewhere else.
Instead, they're going to end up having their homes taken when the property value goes up and their property tax jumps for no reason. They did nothing to improve their property, but it's now in a place that is worth more. So, now they have to pay more for it.
>> Yeah.
>> Because Obama decided to to build his villain layer there.
>> Yeah. Which looks suspiciously like a trash can.
>> This thing looks like something out of the Super Friends, man.
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's like that. It's seriously like if the Teen Titans had a teen rival, an arch nemesis, that would be their lair.
>> This looks like [ __ ] I build as bases on Seven Days to Die.
>> Yeah. Uh it it's like a it's a Supermax from a dystopian Bladeunner era movie.
Uh, it looks like an Easter Island head got a facelift in the stylings of an F-17 Nighthawk.
That is very specific. GG Evans.
>> Yeah, that that is I I like where your head's at, but that is hyper specific there. I um a little scared right now.
>> I'm not alone that this is ugly, right?
>> Oh, it's ugly as [ __ ] dude. This is what it's supposed to be >> a cool super vill villain layer.
>> No, it's your discount ones. It's not like the Legion of Doom had that cool skull thing, you know, that looked like Dr. D uh Darth Vader's helmet. No, this is more like um the association of loosely affiliated bad people.
>> Frosted, thank you. He says, "If buildings were people, this would be in a bell tower.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
>> This is the quasimoto of buildings right here. Yeah, it's >> Can you imagine how you you live in a depressed area? You're Let's be honest, you live in the ghetto.
>> Yeah.
>> And now you got to look out back every day and see this monstrosity of ugly >> as your monstrosity >> as your property tax goes up.
>> Yeah.
>> Holy [ __ ] Ebony, hi. How are you? I haven't seen you in a while.
>> Oh gosh. Hey, Ebony.
>> Uh, people were asking about you the other day.
>> Yeah, I believe that was me as well.
Hope you're doing well.
>> Yeah, this this is just so [ __ ] ugly.
Now, the overall um uh what's the word I'm looking for here?
Uh uh complex because again, this isn't just his library. This is a whole [ __ ] center is what they call it. Let me let me get a picture of this bad boy up there because altogether it's not that bad looking. It's just for some reason they put this this supermax prison right in the middle of it.
I mean they they cleaned up all the this isn't even the finished product. Like all this is green now. They put in uh some of that uh uh global warming grass in there.
>> Oh god.
>> They made it real nice. around there. It almost looks like a like they were trying to rip off Central Park.
>> You you know if humanity were to vanish overnight and or most of it and there were pockets of people left and they come across the this ruins in this area in like a hundred years. They're going to look at this thing and think it's some weird religious temple. It's got weird little pockets of of emptiness there that they're going to think held statues or some [ __ ] And it's gonna be this legend for ages. Nobody's gonna know what the [ __ ] it was for. And they're gonna think it was some sort of creepy ball church.
>> I think you're on to something. But I I Oh god.
Many people have called him Black Jesus.
So people are going to come across this.
They're going to see these statues of this man and they're going to think we had built a monument to to Black Jesus.
>> Uh I think I was closer with Ball. Maybe Moolock. Oh, >> some random black mayor. Thank you so much.
>> Just don't mention that Mayor Brandon also spiked property taxes on the poor and middle class in Chicago to cover the debts from overspending.
Now, this is a government project.
There's no way there was overspending.
What are you talking about?
>> Or graft.
Oh, real fast. Uh, thank you. Oki native. Why does it look like a prison tower in a futuristic dystopian sci-fi movie? Like Snake Pluskin has to go in and get the contractor's money. Oh, dude, that one surprised me. I'm curious to actually know what it looks like inside because I bet it looks just as [ __ ] hideous on the inside. And it probably does have some weird Illuminati [ __ ] going on in there.
>> I I think this is a way to to contact Moolok. It had to be this specific shape.
>> Something I don't understand.
>> Oh, when the sun hits it at noon on Junth, >> everybody is gets in for free.
>> Yeah. Everybody turns black for 30 seconds.
>> Maybe they normally charge you to leave so you get to leave for free on Junth.
>> This so Jersey, >> this has become a thing with modern architecture, too. Like would they just make the ugliest [ __ ] buildings?
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. It's it's sort of like a a structural version of um oppositional defiance because instead of trying to create something beautiful, they're like, "Fuck you. I'm going to create the ugliest thing you've ever seen."
>> This is It has a Soviet kind of aesthetic, too.
>> Yes. And it's [ __ ] ugly. It's just ugly.
H. Anyway, uh this this is the new presidential center. He he had uh who?
Bush or Bush, Biden, and who else? Who else was there at the opening ceremony?
Oh, Clinton. That's the other one.
And it was funny to see him thanking Bush for being such a great president.
>> What?
>> Like, bro, I remember the 2008 campaign.
You weren't calling him a great anything. Yeah.
>> Get lost on stage again.
>> No, they put him way over at the edge where everybody could keep an eye on him >> because I saw the clip of him saying, "Where's my granddaughter?
>> Where?
>> I didn't take a shower. I pooped."
>> Obama said that uh you know when they started out the campaign, they they were running mates, but since then they've become family.
Uh >> uh gay >> Obama. You know, we all know you tried hiding that [ __ ] in the basement, right?
>> I mean, even his campaign did that.
>> You spent eight years pretending he didn't exist, except for when you had to apologize for his dumbass.
>> It's funny every time, too.
>> It was. It was.
Anyway, I I don't have a lot to say on this other than this is [ __ ] ugly and the people of Chicago deserve much better.
>> You would think. I mean, if they were smart, they had given it like that classic like um like Jefferson memorial look to it, you know, make it something that looks very like Roman architecture.
>> But see, no, see, I agree with you. That would have looked much better. But there's a The reason we're having buildings like this so much, this is postmodernism.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's garbage. Yeah.
>> They they look at anything that looks nice. Anything especially with columns or the Greek/ Roman kind of look and they're like, "We can't do that. That's ugly. Here's something that looks like a turd. How beautiful is this?"
>> Yeah. Like this looks like some sort of weird butt toy of some kind. Uh, no. But what my my theory was that since Chicago, one of the things that it's best known for is the World's Fair Exposition in 1893, so they should have modeled it after the aesthetic of one of those buildings because it had that gleaming white look to it. And it would have looked classic and not just in the like Roman sense, but in that like universal aesthetic and paid homage to the something the city's known for.
Instead, they took a giant [ __ ] and this Lego brick that was half dissolved from stomach acid and man fluid plopped out. And uh yeah, now the people of Chicago are stuck with this forever.
Uh thank you some random homeless guy who said, "I can't wait to claim this giant portaotti has my fentanyl bin. I'd ignore the leftist meme on the side and claim racism for asking me for an ID to enter." Yes.
>> Yeah. Um Oh. Uh real quick, thank you Native. Uh I figured it out. He built uh built in Chicago on the border of the ghetto. He's trying to get in touch with black people. Chicago has black people.
Obama's racist. He thinks building it to look like a prison will attract and make black people comfortable. I would disagree with that because he's been m um when you go to it, you're required to show a photo ID and we all know black people can't find the DMV. So, >> this is true.
>> Unless there's a DMV inside, he doesn't want black people there because that was his presidency that gave us that [ __ ] But I do like your theory, Oki. I just I think that um he is trying to try to do something. I do think it would be funny if the entire inside is white.
>> Just gonna leave it at that and not talk anymore.
I'm not going to say anything else that might get me in trouble on that front.
Do you think if you're watching one of the displays and the power goes out, it create it the backup generator will kick in and it'll play that scene of him having the teleprompter go down and he's like if until power comes back.
>> That is still one of my favorite clips of all time.
>> Oh god.
>> I feel like that's what the door should do. You know how like on a convenience store might go ding dong when you open that door just go Oh man. Yeah, this thing is just such a mess. He stiffed a bunch of contractors apparently or whoever the city did, I guess.
>> Um, yeah, this it went way over budget.
They're charging people a large amount of money and you have to show photo ID to get in. What a complete scam.
>> Yeah, >> why not go to things?
>> I'm not the biggest fan of presidential libraries anyway. Um, it seems like a monument to themselves and it's kind of gay. Uh, I can't wait to see what Trump's look like. I hope his >> It's going to be made of gold.
>> It's just a giant golden toilet because that would be awesome. That would >> I hope he goes the opposite route and makes it subterranean.
>> Oh, that would be cool.
I I want it to be so gaudy that people are just like, "How dare he?" I hope he builds like a Roman coliseum.
>> Oh my god, that'd be hilarious.
It's a UFC ring.
>> Yes.
>> Yeah.
>> Coliseum, but it's an octagon. Yeah, that'd be awesome.
>> I would uh I would actually go look at that. Um Yeah, you're not wrong. I I think he's he's got enough goaudy taste because remember he had that gold toilet back in the 80s is New York uh penthouse.
>> You know, I I actually did research on that and that has never been confirmed.
>> Yeah. But I It's so belie.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But again, I've never shhat on a gold toilet, so I won't be opposed to trying it.
>> I I don't know about like how easy gold would be to clean. Would you have to like get a giant jewelry cleaner thing or do you just use toilet duck?
>> Uh, you probably have to use that like CLR cleaner like that cleans up precious metals and [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Something that removes whatever.
Moving on to another commie who this I did see when he first posted it, but this is right in the middle of me being sick, so we we didn't get a real a chance to talk about it.
>> Bernie Sanders, he's not even playing so democratic socialist anymore. He this is a literal plan for communism.
>> Oh, shocker.
>> Before we get started on that, Xan, thank you so much. Xan is short for Suzanne, but today my 87year-old mom with dementia decided my name was Donna.
She gave me the name Suzanne, so I guess she can change it if she wants. Well, I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Um, but I'm I'm still going to call you Xan if that's okay.
>> Yeah, my mom thought my name was Derek for like two the last two years of her life. So >> yeah, I'm not going to talk about my mom because this is just going to get real real sad real quick.
>> Yeah, it gets dark real fast. I'm sorry about your mom, but uh >> I I actually made my my wife cry the other day on accident.
>> Monkey, >> we were talking about our trip coming up and she asked me, "Do you want to do four days or five?" And I was like, I I don't want to make that decision because this is your dad. And I said, "But I will say this. I would give almost anything to have one more day with my dad."
And that made my wife cry. And I was like, "No, that wasn't that wasn't the point." The Don't cry.
>> Nice job, monkey.
>> I know. I I'm trying to be sweet and I made my wife cry.
>> Yeah, I have that effect on women a lot.
>> Yeah. Anyhow, >> I look fat in this.
You didn't hit her with a shovel, did you? For the record, did Amy cry? Oh, yeah, she did. Yeah. No, I didn't hit my wife.
>> You hit her in the head with a shovel.
Of course, she cried.
>> It was an accident that No, she It was her fault.
>> She was warned.
>> Monkey making women cry. It It's something I'm pretty good at, apparently.
>> Anyway, >> preach to the choir, buddy.
>> All right, back to Bernie here. says, "I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America."
By the public, he means the government.
>> Yeah, I was going to say this sounds a lot like nationalizing companies, which is totally American. Yeah, this is definitely more communist and fascistic than anything else.
This would guarantee that the trillions created by AR are used to improve the lives of all of us and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.
For the record, his bill would tax would take would take over 50% of these businesses if they make more than 200 million a year. And now when I say make, I don't mean make in profit, make in revenue.
>> Jesus. Yeah. So, if you look at something like uh the AI that they're doing over at SpaceX, um there's there's more than that is more than a 200 million revenue that comes through that company.
He wants to take over 50% of SpaceX.
Yeah, think about that.
>> That is so unamerican.
>> Uh proof he's never run a business.
That's true.
Um, what does that say? Technically, monkey, this is fascism, not communism. No, no, this is communism. This is the government takeover of the private sector. This is the government takeover of business.
>> Yeah. Technically, it's both.
>> Yeah. Well, I mean, I wouldn't even call this fascism just based on what's written here. Now, the rules to implement this could definitely be fascistic, but this is straight up communism.
This is seizing the means of production.
>> Yeah. Well, they both have roots in socialism.
So, it's a socialist style policy that the communists loved and the fascists dabbled with.
>> Um, fascists were still socialist. Uh, yeah, but you don't have to be socialist to be fascistic.
Uh, Adam BC, thank you. Why would the why would the companies stay here? They won't.
I mean, that's that's the driving thing the commies never get. They're like, "We'll just take all their stuff." Like, "Well, what's going to make them stay here?" Well, they just love giving us their stuff.
>> Yeah. They're going to love it so much that they're going to just keep surrendering everything to us.
>> And there is a tell in here that this is about SpaceX. This would guarantee that the trillions.
>> Yeah. This was uh after the IPO was announced for SpaceX and suddenly it's not it's not even the billionaires anymore. It's the trillionaires they're going after. All one of them.
Yeah. This is some [ __ ] stupid nonsense. And the reality is that this is the kind of stuff that they lie about. Like, hey, this isn't communism.
We're not taking over all of it. We're only taking over 50%.
That's that's still communism. Just cuz you you pretend you're only doing half of it. What happens when the government wants to do one thing and the private entity wants to do another thing?
>> Like spying on Americans.
>> Well, there's that, but I mean like making a business decision. Like let's say they take over part of SpaceX and Elon's like, "I want to put $300 million into R&D on this project." And the government is like, "Ah, we don't want you to do that." Who wins that fight?
>> Yeah.
>> Cuz make no mistake about it, when it says give the public 50% ownership, there's no way to do that other than the government having it and being like, "We'll totally spend that money on your behalf.
Yeah, because government intervention always leads to life improvement, doesn't it?
>> He He's going to improve the lives of all of us. He says it right there.
>> Yeah.
>> By I I I I'm not sure how exactly, but uh and this is just revenue. This isn't profit. This is remember SpaceX lost money last quarter.
So, are we on the hook for that with with Bernie? If if SpaceX loses, they take over half of it, is the American people now on the hook for that 150 million or sorry,und what was it? Uh D there were four billion in the hole. So 200 or two billion in the hole that we have to pay for now.
>> Well, um they have an infinite printing money printing machine so doesn't matter.
You know, this this actually reminds me of the a conversation I wanted to have, but I was sick. Do you see that [ __ ] whining about she was the art director on the movie Obsession?
>> Yes, I saw that.
>> So, she I don't have the post where I can pull it up easily, but she she writes this post online about how she only got paid $7,000 for her work on the movie. She's making $300 a day, right? 300 a day.
>> Yeah, it was like 250 to 300 because we don't have the exact numbers, but >> but according to her, she made just under $7,000.
>> Yeah. And uh aesthetically, the movie looked good. So, she did a good job.
>> And in this, she decides that she's gonna blast the company because the the movie's made a [ __ ] ton of money. I forget how much. Was it like aund 100 million now? like 200 million about >> and she's like we did all this work. I worked several different jobs in there and they they we didn't get any extra money for that.
>> Wow.
>> And I know I know that's a very uh popular kind of belief in in the world today like we're the ones who actually made the product maybe. But if that product, let's say that movie instead of making over $100 million, it didn't even earn back its budget, it was like what a h 100red or 200 thou. I forget what the budget was for the thing.
>> It wasn't a lot.
>> I want to say it was like $100,000. So let's say instead of making a hundred million, it only made 50,000. Was she going to give back half of the money that she got made?
>> No. Because that's a one-way street.
>> Yeah.
>> It always is. If you want to take a risk, you take less upfront money and take a percentage of the profits.
There's plenty of contracts like that.
That's how Robert Downey Jr. made a ton of money off of Iron Man and the Avengers.
>> Uh, the pinned comment went down. What?
I still see it. Um, hang on. Let me refresh my chat over there.
No, I still >> It's at the bottom of the chat sometimes.
>> Mine is always Ever since the first time it was at the bottom, it's always been there.
Oh, really?
>> I don't know why. Yeah, >> that's a new development for me.
>> I did have to um once again put a placeholder thumbnail when I set up the stream today.
>> Oh, >> because going through StreamYards, it tells me, oh, it's too big of a file.
So, I put in a different one that I've already used that's the exact same size.
And then once it's live on YouTube, I can go change it to the one that I was using anyway.
>> Yeah. I don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing in the back end of this place anymore.
>> Who knows? Oh, hey Quel. Um, hey Tim.
Uh, yeah. Look, man. The everybody that worked on this movie got paid very little money. It was the investors, which are the producers usually and maybe the director, they made a ton of money because they took money. Their money was the investment part. They risked all the money >> that nobody knew how this movie was going to do. It was supposed to be released as a YouTube video.
So, they wouldn't have made anywhere near this kind of cash if they'd done that. But if you wanted more money, maybe you shouldn't have worked on this project.
Maybe it wasn't a right fit for you. I don't hear that actress that played the main girl going out and bitching and she didn't get paid much.
And as I've seen several people point out in Hollywood especially, the way you do this is now you have this massive hit under your belt. You use that to leverage for your next project.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You have something highly successful on your resume. A movie that has beaten out major Hollywood productions.
>> Yeah.
>> So I I think that's that's definitely a good way to go. It's a good resume pattern. And instead now you've told the whole industry that you can't be trusted worth of [ __ ] >> Yeah. You can't be trusted. Not only um might you walk off the thing, you're going to badmouth the production.
>> And you're doing this while it's in theaters.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Talking about obsession. Yes, we are.
Ebony.
>> Yeah. It It's career suicide.
You're you're taking shots at a very successful movie while it's in theaters and you think what other people are going to hire you to try to tank their project.
>> Yeah. They're going to think no matter what she's going to want too much money up front and she's going to want more on the back end. That's not a good negotiation tactic. You should have just put in your bio that you were the art director for Obsession and how proud you are that the movie is successful. But no, everybody's got to be a [ __ ] victim and cry about it now instead of being proud of the work they did and using it to self-promote. You have And when she doesn't get a job, she's going to [ __ ] >> It's the It's the commie mindset that they're putting into the kids these days. Like, but I did all the work.
Well, one, no, you didn't.
>> Uh, let's be honest, you had a boss, too. Um, but the the idea that I did this work, so therefore I am entitled to endless profits from it. Imagine if somebody did that on building a house. I I built that house. I I get to stay there from time to time.
>> Yeah, that's my new Airbnb.
>> Yep. I Hey, you didn't build that thing?
I did. I I get I got dibs on the master bath.
It's [ __ ] stupid. you got paid for a job that you were doing. And I've seen other people like, well, she should have negotiated. If we're being honest, she couldn't have negotiated more. They probably overpaid her for what they were expecting to happen here.
>> Yeah.
>> And they got a a win, a rare win.
>> Yeah. This once in a lifetime opportunity, much like Blair Witch Project.
>> Uh [ __ ] I'd have hundred of places to stay, right?
This is this only happens like with with big companies and stuff like uh you see this a lot in the if well maybe not as much anymore probably but back in the day when I worked at Walmart so many people I'm the one who actually sells stuff and stocks the shelves like bro you're a paid monkey all right you didn't buy the product that's going on the shelf you yeah you did stock the shelf and that's what you're paid for >> yeah if you don't like your pay, ask for a raise, or uh you know, get the hell out.
>> I know. We We do all the work. Well, you wouldn't have any work to do if it wasn't for the person who was footing the bill, [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. They got to have the money up front to buy the product, to hire you, get you trained. Somebody's got to put the money up for all that.
>> Uh thank you, spoiled little actor. Now that I've been in a movie, people loved like, uh, Matt Damon, I can join the film actors guild. Yes.
>> Well, that that is true. Um, she could join the union now because she's got a credit >> uh from a a very successful film.
They'll let her in. And uh yeah, you're just spitting on everybody everybody's work by doing this.
All right, let's move on to to probably my favorite story for all the wrong reasons. Uh >> oh.
>> Brother and sister guilty of attacking girls in Dundee. Do you remember the girl with the axe?
>> Yes.
>> This is concerning that case. uh the the guy and the girl, the the immigrants, the uh the the browner people who are suspiciously still pretty white, uh were found guilty of harassing those girls.
>> Uh yep, the the axe girl did nothing wrong.
>> Yep. Axegirl did nothing wrong. She actually was defending her friends and herself. This little [ __ ] reportedly, allegedly, and according to court records now, said to that little girl, "Hey, sexy."
to a 12year-old.
>> Yeah.
Um, >> well, he's Muslim, so >> he Well, yeah, that kind of hitting on an old lady at that point for being Muslim.
>> Yeah. He's like, "Hey, Spinster."
>> Right.
The story goes that he was walking past them and and one of them said something to him and he said something back and he kept walking but they kept talking so he had to go back and defend his honor against the little girls and reportedly a bunch of other little girls showed up and he was scared. And this is this is a real thing from the transcripts of this case. He's asked, "Why didn't you call the police?" And he says, "I was scared, so I called my sister." His little sister, by the way, she's younger than him.
They won't get in the van.
What?
>> At which point his sister attacked the girls, yanked one of them by the hair, and he pushes another one. And um that's when the knife and axe come out. And so, yeah, they these two idiots were found guilty. And there's a whole bunch of lefties who owe those those little girls a an apology.
>> Yeah, those kids are never getting apologies.
>> You would think they would given what we just saw in the report on the rape gangs. I don't know how much you paid attention to that.
>> Oh, yeah. It's [ __ ] barbaric, man.
Asmin Gold is reading through that right now on the I don't know if he's doing it on Twitch, but he is doing it on kick and he's reading through the the entire report. I tuned in for a little bit and I had to tune out because Asmin Gold reads about as well as I do.
Plus, I was just getting frustrated with what was being said in there. There's a whole bunch of we need to change this and we need to start believing victims.
And they actually had to say in there, we need to stop looking at the impact on the community when we're investigating crimes. It's like the the only impact on the community you should be looking at is whether or not you're keeping the community safe.
>> Yeah. No, they want to stop uh hatemonger lynch mobs from forming.
>> They protect our Muslims.
>> He just finished up on Twitch. Fair enough. Uh yeah, it was a while ago that I tuned in. Um, everything I've seen of that report, I mean, there's there's nothing surprising to me because this is all stuff that we knew, but they just hadn't said out loud. I We knew they were downplaying this criminal activity, which, by the way, is child rape. That's the That is the criminal activity they're downplaying.
>> No, what they're downplaying is the hateful things that you might say and should be arrested for in the UK.
the fact that they needed to come out as grown ass adults and be like, you know, maybe we should care more about the little girls being raped than the reputation of the rapists is just so [ __ ] gross.
>> It is. It is. Uh this is some third world [ __ ] And this has been going on for more than a generation at this point. Um and I I know you're not going to like what I'm going to say here, but Tommy Robinson was right.
Um, I I think Tommy Robinson has actually made this a lot more uh >> Well, he's a provocator.
>> Yeah, he's he's done a lot more to make this uh uh >> I don't want He Well, yeah, he's given he's given the defenders a lot of stuff to talk about because he's kind of an [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. But he was they did try to silence him from talking about the rape gangs and he went to prison a couple times for this.
>> Well, again, the way that I mean the reason he ended up in there is bec look I we here in the US we believe in freedom of the press. That is not a thing everywhere and he was clearly in violation of some of their rules. I get what he was doing and I think he was doing the right thing.
But by doing that he he helped make this is so gross. Make these rapists more sympathetic.
>> Well to the filthy commie degenerates.
Yeah.
>> But >> and that's that that's horrifying on every level, you know.
>> It is. It's [ __ ] gross.
Uh the bigger problems in England, you guys need a free press. You'll never have it because the the press helps get to do that whole narrative.
>> So much of the press is run by the government over there. The BBC is owned by the government and that's the the big one. Yeah. Look, the press over there is incredibly lefty >> and partly controlled by the government at least. And uh they don't believe in free speech over there because they want to be able to shut people up. That's why they arrest people for social media posts. Did you see Kier Starmer wants to get rid of the um lifetime imprisonment?
>> I'm not shocked. I'm I'm shocked they even have lifetime imprisonment.
>> Yeah, I was I was a little surprised to learn they still had it because they love their invaders so much.
>> Well, I was watching >> it's just another feel-good move. I was watching Casual Criminalist and it's a case I'd heard of before, but it's this Canadian case >> where a 12-year-old girl hooks up with a 24 year old guy and they murder her mother, father, and 8-year-old brother.
And she got out with some counseling.
She had like four years of counseling and she is now a free citizen in Canada.
>> Yeah, of course.
>> By all accounts, she's the one who killed the eight-year-old.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> You can't you can be Well, she was only 12. Okay. All right. I hear that. The guy who, by the way, was having a sexual relationship, i.e. rape of a 12-year-old.
He got three life sentences, eligible for parole in 25 years.
How do How the [ __ ] you get a life sentence? Three life sentences and you can get out of jail in 25 years.
I don't know. It makes no sense to me.
Uh, I don't know why we even call them life sentences because I mean there's there's many states in the US where a life sentence comes with it's it's 25 years and uh with >> you can be out in 17 in some cases.
>> Yeah. Well, back in the day that 25 years was more likely a life sentence because >> you know uh like the conditions were worse and you know or I would say better for them uh and they didn't have access to as much medical care or all the free [ __ ] that we give them now.
>> Adabci I don't like that you're right about that.
>> What do you say?
Uh, that's each life is only eight years, which the little boy was eight years.
>> Oh, that's [ __ ] up.
>> That's [ __ ] gross. And you're you're right. Holy sh Oh, now I feel even worse about that. What happened to that poor family?
>> Yeah. And you know, the only thing that that the the family tried doing was like keeping her from being banged by a 23y old.
>> Yeah.
>> And his defenders will be like, "Well, he thought she was 15.
>> That doesn't make it any better."
>> Well, what even if you want to take that tag, there was a point where she's caught with him and he is made aware that she's 12 and he still stayed. He still hang in this pre-teen.
>> That's all right. 25 years. Uh, good little MP. Thank you so much. After being the first country to abolish slavery in the world under the rules of Christianity, we will now embrace the Islamic tradition of keeping people or sorry, uh, keeping people to work for us for free with no arguments so we aren't seen as racist.
Uh UK, you people need a revolution over there. Okay? These two people on the screen right here attacked little girls, little girls, and then ran to the internet and were like, "They were racist to us."
Even if you take everything they say about those little girls that they were just being really mean and calling them [ __ ] immigrants, where does that give you the right to put your hands on them at all?
>> Well, they're they're infidels, monkey, >> these are 12 to 14y old girls, and I don't remember how old the guy is, but the girl's 20.
They went and beat up little kids.
And the whole world's like, "Oh, she had a knife. I can't believe it.
What the [ __ ] are y'all doing over there?" And y'all aren't going to like this, but I'll tell you what you're doing. You're being women. You need to stop it. You need to stop being women.
What the British really need is a man to stand up and be like, "No, no more of this [ __ ] This is stupid." And the unfortunate part for the British is that even the manly sounding ones sound like women.
>> No.
>> Well, they would arrest the man anyway because they don't like men. Uh they like subservant little peasants.
>> Cuz even somebody like Tommy Robinson, right, manly man. Close your eyes next time you listen to him and tell me you can't see a [ __ ] in your head.
>> I would not say that to his face. For the record, >> I know he's such a little [ __ ] He'd get offended by it.
>> He's a He's a little He's an old soccer hooligan, so he might >> It's the accent, guys. It's not your fault. You just need to butch up your accent a little bit.
>> Yeah.
>> Go hang out in Australia. They figured out how to have that that accent without sounding gay.
>> That's That's fair, actually. Well, those were a bunch of criminals, so criminals and guards, so they were all kind of more badass to begin with.
>> I'm just [ __ ] with you guys. You guys do you just sound so uh proper when you're in your parliamentary, even when you're calling each other [ __ ] It's It's so polite.
>> Yeah, it comes off as kind of weak when you're so proper and polite all the time.
>> Indeed. Indeed.
But yeah, you guys you guys really do need to do something. And in America, we're not far behind. Don't don't be like up on your high horse like we're so much better. We're getting there. I mean, how many of you guys have been following what's going on in Milwaukee or not Milwaukee, uh, Minnesota in in the Twin Cities, you know, where the Learing Center is?
Remember how we were told, "Hey, that's not really happening."
If you pay attention to the news, it's really happening. There's a ton of people going to jail over this [ __ ] now.
There's a ton of places being closed down over this [ __ ] now. And now Tim Walls is trying to take a victory lap like he's the one that made it [ __ ] happen.
>> Oh, of course. Uh it it's interesting how um that that's being really downplayed and barely covered by the media. Well, they have to be they have to cover their own asses because they spent so long being like, "You guys are just racist."
Thank you, Dadia. These people aren't even Muslims. They're Romani. Ask any European about how they think of the Romani.
Are they? I thought they I mean they're Pakistani so I don't know what religion they are but the reality of it is all you got to do is be off-white and you can get away with anything.
>> Yeah, it's more about hating the native Brits than it is about uh anything else. I think >> P Dog, I do hope you're feeling better, man. He he had that second hip surgery.
Are are you mobile yet or how long do you have to be immobile?
When I had the surgery on my hip, they only took a little chunk of bone out.
So, it wasn't like cartilage and [ __ ] had to reattach or anything. So, >> I was up and moving as soon as I woke up. But, uh, yeah.
Um, you have to watch Minnesota. What does it say? Mau on YouTube.
I'll I'll check it out.
I'm just I'm sick of it. I mean, we saw this in that case where the uh the seek stabbed the British guy.
>> He he called me a name and so the police were like, "You [ __ ] [ __ ] We we know you're bleeding, but [ __ ] you."
>> Yeah, you were not stabbed.
>> Yeah, we're seeing it with some people here in the US with the Carmelo Anthony thing. Like, >> oh god, >> I watched a debate the other day between Hotep Jesus and Nate the lawyer. And for the record, I didn't watch the whole thing. I I just watched the beginning where Nate's laying it out. And I don't know how you argue against that.
Carmemelllo Anthony, there's no excuse for what he did. I don't care what the colors are, but it's like, oh, color.
You got to Did you pay attention to the color? I don't give a [ __ ] I don't. A man was stabbed in the chest over nothing. That's what's important.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't care that it's a white and a black guy. If if the white guy had been the stabber, I'd have the same [ __ ] opinion. Send the little [ __ ] to jail.
But no, not >> they had like 11 witness.
>> No, go ahead.
>> But they had like 11 witnesses in this trial and they all said that he's stabbed the kid for nothing and there he was not being ganged up on. He was not like because there's a sequence that's shown a lot in the media where there's four or five guys standing around Carmelo.
>> Uhhuh.
>> And uh Austin and that didn't happen till after the stabbing.
Uh, please tell me Hotep was on the side of reality. No, no, no. He doesn't think he thinks it was legit self-defense from what I could tell of what I did watch.
>> Yeah, they they're a lot of people buying into the narrative and it's delusional. It is This is not a racial crime to begin with. Nobody was throwing expletives around or um racial slurs.
This was just somebody that was not where they were supposed to be, asked to leave and then wouldn't.
>> Two things. One, the media keeps telling all white jury. It wasn't an all-white jury. There just weren't any black people on the jury. There were several ethnicities there. But more importantly, several of the witnesses against Carmelo were black.
>> Yep. Yep. Austin's teammates, many of them were black.
>> Yeah.
This is not a racial issue. Nobody was kicking him out because he was black.
It's because he wasn't supposed to be there. And he had been asked like 14 or 15 times to get out. And he wouldn't do it. And he Austin even said, "Look, man, I don't want to fight you at a track meet." And the kid stabbed him anyway.
>> Yeah.
It's it's funny to me that this keeps happening and and funny in a really gross way, but somebody commits some horrible act and they're like, "But hey, you need to not be pay attention to race, but not in a bad way."
I mean, again, after 9/11, like it's the religion of peace. Are you [ __ ] with me?
I I don't understand the world anymore.
I just don't. It doesn't make any goddamn sense. And I blame women.
>> Look, we've always been at war with Ocean.
>> I I just blame women because of all of this [ __ ] feeling nonsense and it needs to go away. And all you [ __ ] men who are falling for it need to stop it. Grow a [ __ ] pair and stop being little [ __ ] >> Um, we did mention Canada earlier. Did you see uh one of the RCMP guys was arrested for threatening Trump?
>> Yes, I did. I didn't uh follow the story, but I did see um Royal Canadian Mounted Police uh arrested. I I don't remember exactly what he said. I know I saw the quote, but um yeah, he's he was under arrest for threatening the president of the United States. Yeah, it turns out he was one of the guards at the G7 summit >> that Trump was just at.
>> So, this guy was in charge of security and keeping the leaders safe, and he's one of the ones making threats.
>> It's pretty gross.
>> What What is this video you sent me?
>> Oh, just a little something something.
>> Well, let's let's bring something something up on the screen. the the tweet said, "What is this look called?"
Uh there's no volume to it, guys. So, >> no audio.
>> I just thought you'd appreciate the uh the hair styling uh that the kids are into.
>> Who is telling women that this whole shaved head thing looks good?
>> I I don't know, but it it does help to identify them.
>> So, I'm guessing 4chan.
I mean, there's so many warning signs just right here. We got the multicolored hair. We got the nose piercing.
Uh I would even call that lipstick. I I know some of you women are like, "No, I look good in black lipstick." Yeah, you look like you didn't know your dad. Um which can be hot, don't get me wrong.
>> Wheelhouse.
>> Uh yeah. Oh, she's got a second. Let her know. So, she's got both of them going.
>> Yeah. Uh, women, make yourselves ugly. I don't care. It's You be you.
>> Well, to be fair, it would be uglier in this case. Uh, because she's not a good-looking woman.
>> She could be pretty. She's just got crazy eyes going on as she's doing this because, well, you have to be crazy to do this. Good little thug. Thank you so much. What's wrong with going to another team's tent, start trashtalking their football team, calling everyone their [ __ ] and [ __ ] then immediately putting a knife in someone's heart? I didn't defend my actions in court, but they were racist.
Yeah. The most telling part of that, seriously, and and Nate the lawyer is the one that made me think of this, is that in self-defense cases, typically the defendant gets up there and gives testimony.
>> Yeah. because you want to defend yourself.
>> Yeah, you you need to tell the story from your perspective.
One thing Nate keeps harping on is is that they were asking witnesses whether or not they thought it was self-defense.
And he says, "You're not you, the lawyer should object to that. That's a matter of legal." But the legal framework is what would reasonable people think. It's not what you think. It's what a reasonable person in that situation would think.
And so it it does seem appropriate to ask that question in my opinion, but I don't know the legality of it. So that Nate thinks that's his best chance at appeal and we'll see what happens. If he gets an appeal and he wins, he's just going to be retrieded and found guilty again.
>> Yeah, there's way too much evidence against this idiot. Yeah. Um, but his parents are fundraising off of it because they already blew through that most of a million dollars they raised.
>> All right, back to crazy here.
>> Um, thank you, Evolve Potato. Just recently in Australia, a woman's bail had been revoked. The judge says she's likely to be charged for preventing the course perverting the course of justice.
And the reason for this is because she claimed to be Aboriginal to get out of on bail. Uh Abos have special rights.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh jeez. Two-tier justice.
>> I had to pause right here because I noticed her armpit.
>> Yeah. Notice how she's not trimming that.
>> It does amaze me. This is something I noticed a long long time ago. Uh all all of these I'm not shaving my armpit women tend to still shave their vagina. I'm not shaving my armpits for no man.
I'm totally shaving my bush for one.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> This [ __ ] is shaving her head, but she's she's all natural. Where she going to stink?
>> She probably bleaches her butthole, too.
>> I I would say this is kind of racist. I mean, the way she's doing that kind of makes it look like an Indian headdress.
>> Yeah, >> this is some racist racist white girl [ __ ] right here.
>> If she had left the sides alone, she'd looked like a 35year-old dude I knew in college.
>> I mean, if this is what you want to do to yourself, do it. But this is where we all always come back to. Don't judge a book by its cover. You're going out in public looking like this.
>> Yeah.
>> You're you're telling me to treat you like a clown.
Well, I find the funniest thing is if in the event some of these people grow out of this, they're going to have a worse problem than people looking at like their high school photos and like being embarrassed about how they dressed and stuff like that. This is way more humiliating than that.
>> It's not as bad as those poor chicks who are cutting off their titties because they think they're Ellen Paige. Uh that's that's really going to hit him in the ovaries when it time comes. But yeah, you you look like a [ __ ] Okay.
>> Yeah.
And you can't get mad at me for saying that because you're the one who chose to look like this.
That's that's on you. Nobody did this to you.
But tards are going to [ __ ] man. That's just >> Yeah.
Um, >> do you want to hear some bad news?
>> Oh, hey, of course. Always. Oh, >> well, you said yet. You said, "Oh, so something interesting caught your attention."
>> Oh, no, no. Uh, I I just went over to Twitter and and P Dog told me to hit him up. It's in your It's in your DMs, bro. I just saw it.
>> Okay, go ahead. What were you saying?
>> Um, the voice actress that played Lilo in Lilo and Stitch >> Oh, yeah. passed away. Uh she for the horror movie fans, she played Samara Morgan in The Ring, the American version.
>> Oh, damn.
>> Yeah. Uh the the um Japanese version of Sonico, that's a different actress entirely. But um yeah, the the lady whose name is uh David Chase.
Uh, hi P Dog. Wait, Monkey for different reasons. What's up, P Dog?
How you doing, my friend?
>> Hey, I'm doing pretty good. I'm doing >> How's that hip feeling?
>> Oh, it's great. I'm already walk. I'm barely using my cane anymore. It's only been two weeks, so I'm >> very nice. Very nice.
>> You know, I'm still I'm still restricted for another five or six weeks, but as far as walking, I'm walk fine. So, it's good. What up people in chat? It's been a long while. I've seen some of your names.
>> Do you have a rollolator so you can sit down if you get tired?
>> Hey, what?
>> Do you have a rollolator? One of those little like walker things with the seat.
>> Oh. Oh, no, no, no. I don't need that anymore. I I I I only needed the walker for like three days. Like, and I didn't have a seat. Um, >> you mentioned after your first one, you recovered pretty quickly and you were like shocked by how right everyone was telling you to get it done.
>> Oh, yeah. I was. And and so this time soon as it started hurting I'm like well let's go see when we can get this done.
So >> there you go.
>> I was put off I was going to put it off for the summer but then uh it started hurting kind of bad in about the beginning of May. I'm like [ __ ] it.
Let's go get it done. And they had me in and um let's see when I do this. It was June June 3. I mean literally 30 days later I have a new hip.
>> Let let me ask you something. Um, with the first one before this the the other one started hurting again. How how did it help your jump shot now that you're like bionicle and [ __ ] >> Yeah. Does it go when you do it?
>> Say don't call me Steve yet.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> Yeah. No, it didn't help anything cuz uh I still have I had another bad hip and a bad knee. So, didn't do >> Oh, gotcha. Yeah. I I feel you. I feel you.
>> Although, I didn't know I had a bad hip.
I mean, when I had to do the first one and they're doing the MRS, it's like, you know, your right hip's just as bad as your left hip, right? I'm like, no, because it doesn't hurt at all. And it didn't hurt for another two years after I had the first one done. So, in not to get too personal, uh, but did like did just the cartilage breakdown around the, >> you know, um, on this one, he said when he, you know, when they after they cut off part of my femur, um, the Yeah, I I just didn't really have any cartilage left. I have narrow hips or not I have, but he said I have shallow hip sock hip sockets, and that's a genetic thing, >> but um, but yeah, I mean, the cartilage just was just all gone. There was none.
And I was bone on bone. And and on my right one, the reason it hurt so much, you took it, he Yeah. Well, we took it out and you had about three bone spurs in there, too. And that's why I was locking up. And that's why that was why it hurt so much because I was developing bone spurs.
>> Okay. Now, did did you try getting your wife to to help lubricate your hip by, you know, slobbing your knob?
>> Jesus monkey.
because I would have done that. That that would have been me like, "Hey, baby, my hip hurts. I need some lubrication here."
>> So, I don't have my camera on. Not for any particular reason, just because I feel like I'm trying to fit in here.
>> He's totally flipping you off.
>> What if I had my camera on? You know exactly what look I'd be giving you, right?
>> I know the look. I can see it in my head. I absolutely can.
>> And that's the look I'd be giving you.
So, there you go.
>> Now, to be fair, B dog, we were all thinking it. Monkey just said it.
>> Yeah. Oh, >> and Tim, no, I'm not the bionic woman either. Oh, you know what's funny?
Speaking of that, because I've been joking about that, someone else asked me, "Oh, yeah, you're like the $6 million man." I've been using that, well, don't call me Steve yet line. I was on YouTube and some guy had the full movie, The Return of the Six Million Man and the Bionic Woman.
>> Oh, wow.
>> And I'm like, "Oh my god." I started watching it, but then I had some other [ __ ] to do. But uh yeah, so I'm like and it's, you know, it's all dated and [ __ ] but it's still I was like, "Oh, >> I am going to inform you all now that I own the complete box set of both The Six Million Man and The Bionic Woman, and I have all the movies on there, too.
>> No way."
>> Yes. Bought them new on eBay for $25 each.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> Yeah.
>> 50 bucks I spent in a while. I'm gonna go back and watch it because I've just, you know, it's funny when you're a kid, you're watching that [ __ ] and you're like, "Oh, this is really cool." Oh, yeah. B and then you watch it now and you're like, >> boy, >> I have to say >> of all the ones me and my brother had started watching old TV shows when he had cancer and uh Nightrider held up surprisingly well because like yeah, the clothes are a little dated, but the story lines were good. Uh, Buck Rogers, pretty solid science fiction. Land of the Lost was probably the best written of all the shows we watched.
>> Okay.
>> Because they actually had a bunch of people that worked on Star Trek writing Land of the Lost. For a kid show that was really ahead of its time.
>> They had all sorts of crazy stuff in there. But if you like sci-fi and so did Marty Croft, it's a great way to kill a day.
>> Oh, sure.
>> Okay. I have a question for you guys that that >> you're older than me and you also watch TV. Um, a conversation came up in my house the other day.
>> Oh, dear God.
>> There have been sitcoms that have had spin-offs that are hour-long dramas. For instance, MASH led to Trapper John MD >> and After Mash.
>> That's But no, I'm That's a That was supposed to be a comedy. I'm talking about actual dramas. Yeah, the drama was him like 20 years later as a doctor in a hospital.
>> Can you think of any time that there was a hour-long drama that spun off into a sitcom >> on purpose?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh. Um, no. No.
>> Cuz I couldn't think of any >> and that seemed it it feels like a wasted opportunity.
>> Uh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, most most of the time they try and get more serious. They don't try and That's why they always had the very special episodes.
>> Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
>> It rarely goes in the other direction.
>> Oh, evil one. Cheers to Frasier. Not an hour long, but that uh >> but those are both comedies. It was still a comedy. Yeah. No, that's >> so a serious It would have to be something that maybe was a spoof of something prior, but I can't think of any off the top of my head.
Yeah, that that's a tough one.
ALF was a spin-off of what? Alien.
>> That would have been funny. Yeah, the mom from ALF just died.
>> Yeah, I was just going to bring that up.
I I I don't even remember the mom from ALF, but when when they brought it up, I I didn't even recognize her. That's how long it's been since I've seen the show.
>> I mean, it wasn't Oh, no. I was That would have been backwards. Yes, it wasn't Mark and Mindy spin-off of the XFiles, but no or it But no, that's not it. Um Mark and Mindy was a spin-off of Leverne and Shirley.
>> Lever and Shirley, right?
Off of Happy Days.
>> Allan, thank you. Says, "Good morning, Monkey." Good morning, sir.
>> I got a couple here. Uh, thank you, Alan, for the generous tips. Says, "Hello, my friend. How you doing, Alan?
Hope you're doing well." Uh, thank you, Frosted Tipped, who said, "Uh, you're a good guy, P Dog, which is why I hope there won't be any hard feelings if I refer to you as the six million food stamp man from now on." If you were Jewish, I'd say six million seems too high, but that's another story.
Jesus Frosted.
>> Uh, the mom from >> Alf had a baby in the fourth season. I don't remember Alf what the only thing I remember about Alf is that diamonds were trash on his planet.
>> Yeah. And they ate cats.
>> And he ate cats. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. And he was from the planet Melmme.
>> Cats. Yeah. which made which I constantly when I hear Melanie Mac's name I think she's Alf's mom >> because he's from the planet Melmack >> she's old enough >> I mean >> that was that was petty I'm sorry >> that was very petty monkey but still funny uh yeah look uh Elf was I I liked the show when I was a kid but watching it now the jokes are really really lame uh but that's all you could really put on I like the idea of it though.
>> Uh, Alf was named Gordon Shamway. I I do remember that he was a little Jewish alien.
>> Yeah. Gordon Shamway was his real identity.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, >> ALF stood for alien life form. That's that's where that came from.
>> Yeah.
>> And like ET, extraterrestrial.
>> Yeah. But that was already trademarked, so they had to go >> with ALF. Yeah, >> it's great marketing. I had a couple of ALF toys. Um, >> I loved Alf when I was a kid, but like so many of those shows from back then if you try to watch them now. You mentioned like Nightrider holds up really well. I think dramas hold up way better than comedies do because a lot of comedy is based on current things.
>> Yeah, it's very of its time.
I was thinking of this. I don't know why, but just the other day, the first time I ever heard of the the term AIDS was on the show Hotel.
My mom was watching an episode and there was a guy who was just constantly sick and it turned out he had AIDS hotel. I don't remember that.
>> Yeah. Oh, >> it had a really hot chick in it. That's all I remember about the show. that and it introduced me to AIDS. That's the only thing I remember.
>> I think Silver Spoons did an AIDS episode, too.
>> Yes. It was one of their very special episodes. One of his old friends had AIDS.
>> Yeah, cuz uh Aaron Gray was smoking hot.
I had such a crush on her as a kid.
>> That's back when they kept trying to convince us that AIDS wasn't a gay thing. Magic Johnson, I'm looking at you.
>> I'm sure. Yeah, they did. Uh it was the kid got it from a blood transfusion or something or something. Yep. Yep.
>> Yeah. Because it wasn't because he was getting, you know, you know, knocked up by his gay uncle.
>> Right. Right.
>> Well, he didn't have monkey pox.
>> True.
>> Do you remember when people got in trouble for the the the shirts that said AIDS kills [ __ ] dead?
>> Oh, I remember those.
>> Yeah, that was a big thing. And they they you know, edgy boys back in the 80s were a different breed, man.
>> Yeah. It took a lot more work to pull that off though because you had to find a shirt printer.
>> Doug, >> I think that wasn't that like a like a Jimmy Swigert quote or something like that.
>> Not that I heard.
>> Like one of the not one of the like nice televangelists, but one of the nasty televangelists I think was talking, you know, it's kills gay people. Whatever.
>> Either that or Morton Downey. I could see him having said that.
>> Well, but him saying it just to get a rise out of everybody.
>> Yeah, >> cuz that's all he did. He [ __ ] poter.
>> I had that written in marker on my denim jacket. Holy [ __ ] >> Wow. I hope it wasn't covered up by your back patch. Uh I found one of those the other day. One of my brother's uh back patches. It was Stormtroopers of Death and I was like, "Wow, that's hardcore."
Uh, a team it doesn't hold up quite as well as you would think because you can see all the recycled footage and nobody ever gets shot. Like it's super rare anyone actually catches a bullet on the 18, you know, Night Rider probably holds up because it's not that far off now, you know?
>> Yeah, you could like you could actually buy a Tesla that's very similar to Kit >> [ __ ] that well and with AI that shit's going to start happening. start using cars and robots for fight, you know.
>> Oh, that's true.
>> Oh, Rod's got one either. The practice led to Boston Legal.
>> Uh, I mean, Boston Legal had humorous stuff to it, but wasn't it wasn't actually a sitcom. It was still an hourong show, too.
>> Is that the one with Shatner and uh >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. And Spade. Yeah. which I like their interactions, but it still had like that lefty feel. Like they still pulled like a lot of the >> same political [ __ ] that they do on like Law and Order and stuff, but the acting was great on that.
>> One that's probably as close as we'll get to an example of what I was talking about. Um, and yeah, Spader, not Spade.
>> Yeah, I said Sper.
>> You said Spade.
>> I thought I was thinking David. It wasn't David Spade. It was James Speder.
No, I I probably was drifting off >> because I watch so many older shows and stuff. It's a I've I've noticed how much lefty [ __ ] has just been slid in everywhere.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah.
>> Okay. This is a topic I love.
>> Uh >> oh.
>> Oh my god. Because you know we Lady Boomer and I stream a lot of shows and it's really wild to watch how any show that was made like went started in like say 2018 or 2019 >> you can tell exactly when 2020 Tony comes around by when they start um having gay men kissing.
>> Oh yeah. I mean, one of our favorite pastimes when we watch stream shows is, okay, who are the gay who who's going to be the first gay kiss? You know, it's like you just predict try to predict that. But also just all the stuff they started throwing into every show in 2020, 2021, and 2022. Any show that spans that time is it it just it you're just like bombarded with all these, you know, [ __ ] liberal [ __ ] themes, you know, just to [ __ ] on, you know, anything that's remotely right. It's it's amazing. It's a distinct we we'll we'll stream a show and soon as it does that we go look and when when did the show start and it's almost always around 2020 when all these shows did the same [ __ ] >> Yeah. Where where the subtlety just evaporated completely and then just >> wedged everything in there. If if you I mean just the shows we're talking about Silver Spoons that's back in the 80s and they were already putting in the hey it's not gay people guys >> right >> but I was watching an episode of Castle the other day and I I've always hated his daughter on that show. She's >> oh god she's >> such an annoying character. But there's an episode where Castle is tracking her phone to see where she's going and she lied to him about where she was going and he asked her about it and and everybody else treats it like he did something wrong keeping track of where his daughter was.
>> Well, none of them had kids.
>> You invaded his pri her privacy. How it's such a violation of trust. She lied to him about where she was going to be.
>> And she's a child.
>> Yeah. But like, no. How dare you? How dare The children are smarter than you.
And it's just so annoying to pay attention to this [ __ ] I I don't want to. I just want to enjoy, you know, some good entertainment.
>> No, you're not allowed.
>> One show that we're watching now, and I don't know when it started, but they haven't done it yet. We've been still waiting. It's called um what's a Spielberg one? Falling Skies. We're watching that one right now.
>> And there's I've never heard of that.
There's never been none. I It's about a like alien invasion of Earth and they're fighting off the aliens, but >> it's one that it hasn't had a single hint of anything gay, which is shocking to me >> because every show has, you know, the male kiss in there that you're just like, right.
>> They did have an episode that really pissed me off couple little story arc. I I watched that show for a little while and the the bad guy with the beard, I don't remember his name. He was he was in the TV show too. That's the only other thing I know him from. But he's like this like uh gang lord kind of guy that they team up with occasionally.
>> Hope.
>> Is that his name? Hope.
>> His name is Pope. Yeah.
>> Pope. Yeah. Um the the good guy from uh that doctor show that shows you how many names I remember from this.
>> Uh the main character from the doctor show back in the day.
>> No.
>> Yeah. He uh got this chick on his team and she had escaped from Pope's men and she references how they would like take advantage of her repeatedly.
>> Oh yeah. And then like two episodes later, everybody's cool. Like nobody's like talking about that anymore about how like she was repeatedly gang raped by these guys.
>> Yeah. They drop that real quick.
>> Yeah.
>> That's a weird thing that happens in especially older shows where some major event happens and then on the next show they never they don't mention it unless there's like a continuing storyline and it'll come back like six episodes later.
>> Yeah. But this show's not even that old.
It's what, like 80s?
>> It can't be very old. Yeah, I don't think it's very old. And also, they they I mean, she still has this animosity with him like around the fourth about the beginning of the end of the third season about that particular topic, but it's really light.
>> Yeah. They never really address it anymore. And that's >> right.
>> I'm just I just wasn't buying it. I'm like, man, they're really downplaying this guy's crimes. Oh, there's why there's no gay stuff. Dangerous space says 2011 to 2015. Well, that makes sense because there were five seasons and uh it was it was before every show had to [ __ ] have every show. Any show that's made after 2020, >> there's there's going to be it's Guess the gay. Guess the gay. Who's going to be the gay?
>> Oh, yeah.
I don't care that there's gay people, but my god, in every [ __ ] show, there's got to be >> Well, Faithless says Will and Grace was the end of heterero television. I'm with you. I don't mind if there's a gay character. What? Soap is the first one that has the o the first openly gay character on it.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Billy Crystal's >> character.
But there the the thing in Hollywood is that well 10% of the population is gay, which it's not. Um, so one in 10 characters should be gay. What that doesn't really talk about, how many of you guys out there in the audience um see a gay person on a on an average day?
Now, if I asked Mike that, Mike Harlo, not counting himself, how many gay people do you see every day? It's probably a decent amount.
>> Yeah.
>> Because people tend to hang out with people like themselves.
>> Yeah. And in Hollywood, there's lots of pedophiles and gays.
And like in a show like Friends, they're like, "How come there's no black people and no gay people?" One, there were gay people in that show. His wife was a lesbian, but it's because they're young white people. They were probably hanging out with other young white people. It'd be like asking the way brothers, "How come there weren't much more white people on your show?" Well, because it's about black people.
>> They did do a lot of gay representation on that show in Loving Color.
>> Oh, hang on. Let me grab this. Uh thank you all potato. There were places where people got AIDS from blood transfusions.
It was communist China. Look up Chinese AIDS villages sometimes. Sometime uh many villages entire adult populations contracted it because communists don't know how to not [ __ ] things up. Yeah, we actually had some of that here in the States.
>> Sure. And that's they started screening blood better and not letting gay people donate blood.
>> If if you guys have never seen it, go go watch the the movie and the band played on. It was an HBO movie that was done where they they're talking about finding AIDS and tracking its origin.
And almost all of it traced back to one dude at a bath house in San Francisco.
>> He was really horny.
>> Yeah.
And now we're bringing him back in Minneapolis.
>> Yes, indeed.
>> [ __ ] me. No, no, don't [ __ ] me. Sorry.
Never mind. Let me just bad bad choice of phrase.
>> Yeah, that [ __ ] up.
>> We changed our medical laws based on AIDS. This is why HIPPO laws exist now because they were being mean to people with AIDS.
And so now, you know, places where it might be uh helpful to the police to know that this [ __ ] went to a doctor over this thing like you need a court order for that. Why? Well, because a dude a whole bunch of years ago [ __ ] some other guy in the ass and killed him.
It's weird how we we changed society over that. And it was all over the idea that, hey, don't say gay people caused this. Like with the monkey pox, we all know it was only gay people and they're like, "No, it's uh that little boy got it." Yeah. From his gay dad who [ __ ] him in the ass.
>> Hey, F.
>> I don't know why we got to pretend about this [ __ ] >> I'm I'm just laughing cuz headphones.
Thank you. Uh um by the way, >> actually tried convincing straight men that they could get AIDS from straight women.
>> No, you couldn't. You could even call the CDC back then and go, "Yeah, I'm a heterosexual male. I don't know if my my significant other cheats or not, but it is a female. I only have vaginal sex."
And they would be like, "You don't have to worry about that."
But on the news and on TV and on television shows, it's like that gay guy coughed on him and that's how he got it.
>> No, it isn't.
>> No.
>> The only way you get it from a gay guy coughing on you is if he's in your ass at the time.
>> No, monkey. Now we all need to be afraid of the haunt virus.
>> Oh yes, the haunt.
>> I'm glad that hype died quick.
>> Yes. Well, it's like the fourth time that's happened since I've been on YouTube that that it's been hyped up that it's coming.
>> Yeah. Well, I mean, at least when it's on a boat, you could just be like, "You can't dock here." Like they used to do with the leopard boats.
>> Nope. Not in our port, buddy. Get going.
We'll shoot you. Um, let let me finish this uh story real quick. Um, about Lilo and Stitch actress.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. We were talking about that when P Dog came.
>> Yeah. Uh, this gets worse. So, the actress played Lilo and Samara from The Ring. Um, and they um said that she died, but they didn't really say much about it. Said she got menitis and >> was fighting that and her blood went septic and then she died.
>> Well, uh, the news went out and interviewed a guy named Kevin Call who's known as the mayor of Skid Row in Los Angeles.
It turns out this lady was a millionaire, by the way. But her addictions had gotten so bad she was living on Skid Row.
>> [ __ ] >> Not touching her money at all. And she was just doing drugs out there. And she There's a photo of her and she looks like she walked out of Awitz and not in a sexy way, but in like a Eugene Cooney kind of way.
>> It's awful. and the so she's struggling with addiction catches men anditis from living on the street in in literally Skid Row not the band but the actual place and dies of sepsis. It sounded like it was an incredibly painful death.
Um they had her family had and boyfriend had been trying to get her clean and she was getting ready to go to a rehab facility in Costa Rica when she got the menitis and died.
>> Yeah. Looking this up. Her name is uh Davey. What is it? Chase.
>> Yeah.
>> And uh Yeah. She was 35.
>> Yeah. That's the part that really got me because it's like she was really young in the ring because you know she's playing like a 12y old in that. Um, yeah. And you just she had a career going and then just kind of disappeared and this is why I thought it was a really horrible story. So, I wanted to share with everybody, you know, ring rules.
>> There she is. Yeah. Passed it. That's That's [ __ ] horrible, man.
>> I threw the New York Post article in the chat for people.
>> My middle grandchild is a huge fan of Lilo and Stitch. She's >> she's backed off it a little bit in the last year or so, but I mean she every Stitch thing she owns it. She she has the angel who is the uh the little pink alien.
>> Uh she she loves Lilo and Stitch. This is this is [ __ ] up.
>> That's >> Yeah, it's it's horrible. Hollywood just spits people out, man. That it just it destroys lives.
Look at her. She's a pretty woman and she had a lot going for her. [ __ ] millions of dollars and ends up dying in the gutter basically.
>> Menitis. That's [ __ ] >> Horrible way to die, man.
>> Brutal as hell.
>> Especially menitis with septic blood. Oh god. I couldn't even imagine that.
>> Pretty girl. What a waste. And there's hundreds of thousands of people like her who have died from drug. I'm not a drug person. I was just watching a thing about the um the the marijuana trade here in the United States and how the government might have legalized it in a lot of places, but they really they [ __ ] it over like pretty soon. Well, actually now marijuana is classified as an actual medicine that you need a prescription for.
It's a schedule three drug instead of a schedule one.
>> Yeah.
Um, which basically people are still passing around pot like it's going out of style. And and I'm not saying pot will lead that to to what happened to her, but when you start getting into drugs and [ __ ] and altering your mind and that's how you want to be, you could become her very easy.
Yeah, it's it's really sad how well usually with women the harder drugs are introduced to it by their partner.
>> Yeah.
>> So, it's it's tragic, but Hollywood does this to people. Well, there's uh that mayor of u uh Skid Row said that there's other people that were like Hollywood celebrities at one time that are on Skid Row and they're just nobody's out there because nobody's anybody when you're a bum.
>> Uh but yeah, it was it was awful. And I I thought that was horrible enough that we really had to talk about it, especially because I do abide by the ring rule where if I see something horrible, I have to share it or I might die. And this was literally the chick from the ring. Um, I didn't recognize her name, but once um, they showed a picture of her and I'm like, she looks really familiar. And I had to look her up. And then I had to find the article about it once I realized who she was.
>> Strange says male says yes if you don't have any self-control. Well, that's how you end up an addict. It's people without self-control. Man, >> well, it's it's the temptation and you start it's like the Overton window. He starts shifting the goalpost.
>> Yep.
>> And becoming more susceptible.
>> And >> addiction is horrible. Sorry.
>> Addiction. There's a euphoria a euphoria aspect. There's all kinds of aspects to addiction. It's just it's >> it's tough for some people, man.
>> It is. I >> I with all we know, I do look down on people who get into that like how did you not know? How did you not know?
And >> well, when you're that close to the situation, uh you think I can I can stop where I want. I could deal with it. And you know, um even the most strong willed person can break down. So, >> who was it? Uh Kenisonson who was talking about when when you're a star may No, maybe it was Robin Williams where he's talking about as being a star people just come up and give you so many drugs.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> And and they expect you to do massive amounts because you're this party animal.
>> Yeah. Look at Chris Farley.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> And River Phoenix and God knows how many other celebrities. We could sit here all day and name people that had overdose incense.
>> And Faithless, that's a good point. I mean, self-control isn't just with drugs. Drugs just makes it even easier to give in to the lack of control that you have. I I do not have self-control when it comes to, you know, chocolate.
I'm fat because I I I lack some self-control.
Self-control's for all the guys, you know, like you just got to get you're the master of your own domain. [ __ ] off with that.
Most people aren't like that.
Uh but when you when you're starting to get into drugs, just just say no, kids.
I hate to be Nancy Reagan up here, but just say no. Just don't do that [ __ ] There's there's better ways to have fun.
So many better ways. Try vagina. You you'd be surprised.
And on Try Vagina, I am going to wrap this one up, guys. Thanks for coming out and hanging out with us. Don't forget to check out uh the morning night live.
What time are you doing it these days?
Well, it's a little bit sporadic at theory. Uh 10 o'clock Eastern in the morning, but um my >> Listen, I go look for you at 10 o'clock and you're not on till 11 half the time.
>> No, I'm usually on at 10:30.
>> Aren't you in central?
>> I'm Yeah, but I'm telling you Eastern time because most people can every You know, it's funny if because I travel a lot and whatever time zone you're in, every TV station gives you >> Eastern time and the time zone you're in. So yes, >> you know, like so here we're like, oh, you know, 10 o'clock Eastern, 9:00 Central. Well, when I'm in Denver visiting my son, it's 10 o'clock Eastern, 8:00 Mountain time, you know, they always go by Eastern time and then give you their time. So, um, I just say Eastern time on the East Coast. They never did that.
They just told you Eastern time.
>> Yeah. They don't care about >> I do remember when we lived in California, they would give it to us in in Pacific and Mountain.
give out to us in the mountain.
>> Oh, yeah. They do that sometimes in in LA. Yeah, they do LA, too. I forgot about that. But yeah, they don't. But, you know, Central and Mountain Time are always the add-ons.
>> Yes.
>> Yeah.
>> Because the coasts are what matter and everybody knows that.
>> There you go.
>> Yeah.
>> But you just aren't you you barely made Eastern time, right?
>> Yes, I am still in Eastern time in [ __ ] Michigan.
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, >> uh, >> jump out in the lake and then you're back in into the central.
>> Uh, but I was wrapping up the show, was I? Thank you guys for coming, hanging out. Thank you for the donations. You guys are so so kind. Jack, anything you want to show?
>> I'll drop some uh links uh to a cool video or whatever. Uh, thank you guys for the tips. You're awesome. You're beautiful people and we love you. Uh, thank you.
>> P Dog, you want to chill?
>> Yeah, sure. My uh my my schedule's a little erratic right now because I'm off work for six weeks. But >> you don't have to apologize to my audience for being erratic.
>> No, I know. But I am going to do my show in the morning. So, if you're here right now, I put the link in the chat. You can subscribe to my channel. Come see me at 10 o'clock Eastern tomorrow. Freeforall Friday. I I might even do a call-in show. So, um but yeah, I I'm, you know, I'm dying. I'm off six weeks of work because of this and it sucks. So, um, >> is this your first week or your first show back?
>> No, no, I've done a few, but I, you know, like my sleep schedule's off.
>> Sure.
>> Because I'm not going to UPS at 4 in the morning. So, I, you know, it's it's like, oh god. And, uh, the pain meds and stuff were kind of making me loopy for the first week out, but now I'm kind of off of that [ __ ] So, um, I'm going to try to get back into regular schedule starting tomorrow and and then definitely next week. But this week, I just took a couple days off because I needed to.
>> Make sure you go subscribe, guys. And and with that, we're going to wrap up.
No long outro tonight. You know, I Okay, there's a slight outro. I was watching a Matt Refe compilation.
And there's two times he was in Toronto where he's supposed to do an hourong set and just to [ __ ] with the audience, he kept going for like over an hour longer.
And I was laughing so hard because I've done that to you guys before.
And it was just nice to see somebody as childish as myself doing it.
>> Yeah.
>> Granted, he's he's like 25 years younger than me, so him being childish is a little more acceptable.
>> Yeah. I pulled a monkey early this week.
I said, "Oh, yeah. I'm gonna end the show." And then I'm like, "Oh, wait. I just thought of something else to do."
And I was on for like another hour. But yeah, so never never with Monkey. never leave the chat or leave the show until Monkey ends the show until he clicks the button because you just never know how much longer it's really going to go.
>> I I think the record was like four hours after I said I was going to end the show.
>> Yeah.
>> And and that time I wasn't being a dick.
I just got distracted because I'm I'm very easily distracted. But with that, we are wrapping up. Jack, a pleasure as always.
>> Always glad to be here. P Dog, I'm glad to hear you're doing better and it's always a a good time when you come hang out, man.
>> Thank you. Great to be back and uh I I look forward the next time.
>> Guys, take care of yourselves. We love you and we will see you next time. Bye now. Bye bye.
>> This is the song where you're supposed to [ __ ] off.
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